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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month

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Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?

Y/N: I love them!

Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?

Y/N: [glares]

Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.

Y/N: I do now.

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its-really-dry · 9 months

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y/n: whats 6.9?

wanda: ..... I'm not sure....?

y/n: a wonderful thing ruined by a period.

wanda: Y/N

bucky: *chokes*

nat: *snorts*

clint: *from the other room* HAHÄGEYTIISJBSBSNßE373

steve: oh god....

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badingsm · 8 months

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*on a carnival*

steve: aren't you worried that your wife might get lost?

nat, shrugs: no, she's already old enough, she knows her way through.

bucky, scoffs: she's literally a child who loves to play pranks!

tony, gasps as he agrees: and hacks onto my systems to cause some trouble!

bestie wanda, having a corndog: nat, can you get y/n? i got her some snack!

nat, nodding: sure, hold on..

natasha goes on her tippy toes to look for the red balloon that she hanged on your wrist to easily find you in times like this: gotcha, baby!

steve and tony, smirking: old enough, huh?

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chaxan08 · 29 days

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snow-fire13 · 2 years

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Incorrect Quote but it's just Y/N being a bad driver

*Wanda teaching Y/N to drive and taking Pietro along for the ride*

Wanda: Okay, you're driving and Bucky and Sam walk into the road. Quick, which do you hit?

Y/N: Oh definitely Bucky, I could never hurt Sam.

Pietro: Totally, I mean Bucky has a metal arm. He'd be fine!

Wanda, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: That's a pothole. To the left!

Y/N: Take it back now y'all *drives into pothole*

Pietro, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Y/N: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Wanda, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Y/N: Country Roads.

Pietro: To the place.

Y/N and Pietro in unison: I Belong!

Wanda, crying harder: What the fuck?

*The next day*

Nat: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Wanda: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road, so I said, "Y/N, deer!"

Nat: ...And what did Y/N do?

Wanda: ...They said, "Yes, Honey?"

*Not my GIF*

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peter-parkers-left-pinky · 1 year

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Tony: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Y/n: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Peter: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Natasha: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Peter: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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princessbellecerise · 11 months

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Y/N: So…what’s the tea?

The Avengers: *stares at them as a news segment of them accidentally burning down a building plays in the background*

Steve: Uhhh

Y/N: …

Y/N: It’s me, isn’t it?

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unabashed-lover-of-fictional-men · 5 months

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Y/N: "I love older men, there is just something about them"

Wanda: "I bet it's their intelligence"

Carol: "No their more mature I bet"

Natasha with a smirk: "They've had a lot of time to " master" things"

Wanda looks at Y/N

Carol looks at Y/N

Y/N smirking while looking at Steve and Bucky "Oh they've mastered plenty"

Tony: "Yep calling my therapist"

Sam: "Yeah I don't need to know this"

Steve to Bucky: "Is she talking about us? And does she mean fondue?"

Bucky grinning while looking at Y/N: "How about we master something else doll?"

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im-a-slut-for-fluff · 2 years

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✨Incorrect marvel quotes✨

Y/n: Am I in trouble?

Steve: take a guess

Y/n: No?

Steve: Take another guess

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Bucky: I'm going to take you out

Y/n: great, it's a date!

Bucky: I meant that as a threat.

Y/n: See you at five!

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Y/n: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Y/n: Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Nat: I hardly slept last night

Wanda: When you can't sleep, it means someone

is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Nat: Who would be thinking about me at 3

a.m.?

Y/n: [gay panic]

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Y/N: My only talent is being stress.

Nat: Don't you mean stressed?

Y/N: No.

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Y/N: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Nat, Steve, Sam? Go

Bucky: Kill Sam, drive the body to the Brown Mountain Dam in the Angeles Forest, dump it in the creek behind the dam because no one ever looks there-

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gh0stlygen0 · 2 years

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Marvel Characters reactions to asking if they'd still love you if you were a worm

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Warnings: None!

Characters featured: Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Natasha, Clint, Scott, Stephen, Peter, T'Challa, Vision, Wanda, Sam, Bucky

Genre: Comedy

Reader's Gender: Male aligned

Reader's Age: Not specified!

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Tony: "A worm? Ew no, I would step on you and watch you squirm under my shoe for fun and leave you to burn on the concrete."

Steve: "A worm?... As in the bug?.. Why would you be a worm?.."

Bruce: "What kinda question is that?"

Thor: "Loki is a two faced snake and I still hold him dear to my heart, of course I would love you if you were turned into a worm!"

Loki: ".... Pardon?.."

Natasha: *starts laughing at how fucking stupid the question is and doesn't answer after laughing for a straight 5 minutes, walking away while shaking her head and giving you a few pats on your shoulder before leaving, still laughing*

Clint: "No."

Scott: "Oh my god a worm?! Of course I would!! We can be Ant-Man and Worm-guy! Most kickass duo on the block."

Stephen: "I draw the line at bugs, I'll pass.."

Peter: "A worm? I mean..."

*thinks about it for a second*

"I guess so? You'd still be you, just- really small, and pink... And squishy and slimy... And- I'll stop, sorry."

T'Challa: "... Are you feeling alright? Have you eaten today? Did you get enough sleep?.."

Vision: "I'm not quite sure I understand what you're trying to ask. Why are you a worm?"

Wanda: *small laugh*

"Of course. I'd be right behind you turning into a worm as well. We can be happy worms together."

Sam: *stares at you with a blank face*

"Is that a serious question."

Bucky: *silence for a few seconds as he furrows his brows*

"... Huh?"

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Kate, Yelena, Sam, and Bucky: [approaching the compound]

Y/N: [rushes out]

Y/N: Guys! Wanda is making us clean the compound and she has jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but go! Save yourselves!

Kate, Yelena, Sam, and Bucky: [run away]

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its-really-dry · 1 year

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EXTREMELY cute quote incoming.....

nat: *smiling like an idiot*

tony: whats got you all giddy up romanoff?

nat: y/n/n called me, her widdle natoffee

tony: ????

y/n: *runs in* ITS A COMBINATION BETWEEN TOFFEE AND NATASHA!

tony: wha-

y/n: also, its bc tasha is sweet like candy AND she small as hell. so........ widdle natoffee! *kisses her nose*

nat: *is now blushing*

tony: but natasha's taller than yo-

steve: *smacks tony* let them have their moment

sam: *in a news repoters voice* this is just in! big bad independent black cat widow assassin lets her happy-go-lucky golden retriever gf call her "natoffee"

bucky: woah. im surprised she didn't kill you!

wanda: she's in her "im so in love rn idk how to function" faze. she'll be back in an hour or so

nat: *shoves her face into y/n's neck*

y/n: *whispers* my widdle natoffee romanoffee

tony: OK NOW IM JEALOUS

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Y/n walking into the kitchen with a bloody dagger: Did you guys know that when you get stabbed, you also get a dagger in return?

Steve cautiously: Y/n...is that YOUR blood on the dagger?

Y/n: Yep. *twirls blade* Don't worry, I stabbed the bad guy back.

Wanda: Do you need to go the medbay?

Y/n: No. I stitched up the wound. I'll be fine.

Bucky entering the room: Hey guys. *looks at Y/n and the blade*

Bucky: Doll

Y/n: Yeah, babe?

Bucky: Did you get stabbed?

Y/n: I stitched up the wound, plus the serum will help it heal. I'll be fine!

Bucky slapping his hand on his face: You are the reason I worry

Y/n: Is that a bad thing?

Bucky: Does a pig have a curly tail?

Y/n: ...I'll take that as a yes

Bucky: Good. Do that

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just-ames · 2 years

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Y/N: Okay, maybe playing ‘whose family is the most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had...

Maria: Everyone’s been crying in their bathrooms for at least an hour and we can’t get them out.

Fury: leaves the compound

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cr--books · 10 months

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Natasha: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Y/n: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Wanda: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Tony: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Yelena : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Bucky :

Bucky : I have emotional scars.

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beanxemily · 2 years

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Y/n *taking down five guards*: I've got five, what about you Sam?

Sam *Panting*: I got six. Buck?

Bucky *Groaning*: I got four, someone check on Peter and Kate.

Kate *Shuffling with Peter behind the group*: We got McDonald's...

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