Wanda: “You want to explain THIS?” *shows a clip from the news of Agatha slinging webs through the streets* “Since when are you our friendly neighborhood Spider-woman?”
Agatha: “Oh cool! Haven’t seen her in a while - glad she’s doing well!”
Wanda: “What-? Who?! HOW!?”
Agatha: “My Spiderverse counterpart, you have one too of course, haven’t heard from her in a couple decades!”
Wanda: “Well you better go rescue Y/N then, they dashed out the door searching for you when they saw the video”
Agatha: “Damn it, that wench is gonna try and steal them!”
Wanda: “How do you know that?”
Agatha: “Because I know me! She is me! My greed is multiversal!”
if i had a nickel for every time a superpowered redhead loses her lover to a big purple villain who shoots blasts and says to dead lover, “i can’t feel you”, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
Wanda embedded her grief into Monica when she rewrote her into the Hex. Monica passed some of that trauma onto Kamala and Carol when the Marvels mind-melded in the movie. What is with this pass-the-parcel-of-sorrows game and can marvel please keep this bit going.
Countdown to Coven of Chaos/Darkhold Diaries: Day 551
Wanda, curled up on the floor giggling deliriously: “hehehehehehehe remember when you showed up to our final fight looking like a goth beta fish with mommy issues?”
Agatha: “If I wasn’t so concerned I would roll you down the road”
i can’t enjoy she hulk shitting on redditors and man babies etc bc it all feels so insincere tbh like you admit there’s rampant misogyny and racism but that’s another story and yet made it a point to slim down she hulk, made her hair and face like perfectly coiffed and conventionally pretty in she hulk form, shoved in 50 million cameos bc you knew she couldn’t rate the way you’d want her to without them (imo she still didn’t even with them milking them fuck outta matt’s appearance) and her entire show revolves around “why can’t i find a MAN thaT LOVES MEEEE” yes very empowering very not forced and natural
I just saw a tweet saying that people are hypocrites for criticizing Shuri x Namor for the Age Gap when those same people didn't blink an eye for Wandavision even though Wanda is 28 and Vision is 3.