#wannabe noir

[theerurishipper]

"Oh ClAw NOir's dEsiGn Is sO uGly" well that's your opinion. He's not ugly he's cringe fail and he's proud. And I think he deserves it. Just look at his evil lil' smirk. He's in his element, he's in the zone. He's the manwhore to his goth gf's girlboss. He's tired and he just wants to go apeshit. He just wants to go fucking feral. He's unhinged and he's a fucking loser. He's all dressed up in his little jacket and his little spiked bell and his purple eyes and his black lipstick and his double heads of sewer green hair and I think he's slay. Go off king, do your crimes. I support catboys' wrongs.

#MLB #Miraculous Ladybug #Adrien Agreste #Chat Noir #Claw Noir #Griffe Noire #Miraculous World #ML Paris Special #My meta #Yeah I still don't like the wannabe mullet #But he does and that's all that matters

[itsallmadonnasfault]

Luxx Noir London as Madonna Summer Nights in Wigloose: The RuSical

#Luxx Noir London #Rupaul's Drag Race #Madonna #2023 #drag race #Wigloose: The Rusical #Rupaul #RuSical #my gifs #Madonna wannabe #The Power Of Madonna

[yerimoonlight]

the first five minutes of destruction & this is one of my favorite episodes of this show

#ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #destruction #ml destruction #I meant to watch it when it first came out but for two days the site kept crashing on me #miraculous ladybug #how creative #and somehow is a filler episode but also lore building and gives more insight in an entertaining way #edit #the way I just said out loud no not the pin when monarch got to the bee hairpin and turned it to dust😭 #another edit #my face once seeing all those rings...😡🤨🤬 #like ok thanos wannabe #and yeah this ain’t just a filler episode lol I take this back #this ep def is the foundation with the bunnyx stuff to the plot of the season #and chat noir’s regret with the cataclysm even tho it was monarch? #gonna be major emotional damage down the line I just know it #I JUST LOL’D AT HIS PURPLE BALD HEAD #literally did a little giggle bc no way how is he a stylist but still look that bad😩 #I guess nothing can fix being that ugly when you’re an awful person😳

[artsy-avocado]

I’m doing research for designing Gabriel Agreste for the French Revolution AU, but is it a conisidence that the color palette he uses is associated with royalty? Like, the white tones and that royal red you see in every portrait of a king, ever…

Like, what is this lmao!

Because if that’s the case, how funny is it that Louis XVI compares to Gabriel? Bruh, they are both weak hot heads. Thomas was this intentional, cause if it was, thank you for being a menace in society XD

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #ml french revolution au #ml au #gabriel agreste #louis xvi #I think I know my inspiration #I’m gonna make Gabriel a Royal wannabe XD #artsy talks

[countesspetofi]

Today in the Department of Before They Were Star Trek Stars, DeForest Kelley guest stars in "88 Bars," episode 7 of the sixth season of 77 Sunset Strip (original air date November 1, 1963). Kelley plays a charming society playboy whose finances are controlled by his spinster sister. He hires a thug to stalk him and tries to frame the sister's boyfriend for it, because he believes if she gets married her husband will convince her to be less generous with his allowance.

This is that weird final season of 77 Sunset Strip where they got new producers who fired the entire supporting cast, tried to retool the show into a gritty noir, and turned Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.'s character from a genial, professorial type into a hardboiled Philip Marlowe wannabe with a bad narration habit.

Other Trek connections: Grace Lee Whitney has a short scene as a tough-talking exotic dancer.

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #77 sunset strip #1960s tv #tv sci fi #tv crime drama #deforest kelley #efrem zimbalist jr. #grace lee whitney

[sgiandubh]

Anatomy of a lie: the French connection

With a very short day in sight at the office, I exceptionally go back to the whole Rash sightings colossal bullshit, for the sake of science. By now, we know *urv denied sending the submittal to Deux Moi: something I also expected to happen, in the context of her current feud with Miss Marple (way more reasonable and probably also way better informed).

Going back on memory lane, let's remember how the Rash Innuendo started. With this, conveniently kept under covers and then brought to light when Rash's name was out on the market:

I have one very important thing to comment: no one, no woman in her right mind, no matter if she is an art gallery owner, a lawyer, a teacher, a pop star on drugs or a fashionista wannabe (like Rash) would ever wear a baseball cap inside a French restaurant that is not: a) a trucker's pit stop joint on l'Autoroute du Soleil (the Sun Highway, A6/A7, relays Paris to Marseille) or b) a Burger King franchise in Seine-Saint-Denis (the infamous Neuf-Trois, or 93, after the INSEE's topographical code number for car plates and counties: in short, Paris's metropolitan area Bronx, if you wish, where all the riots start). Especially "a bougie" one: you do not have the slightest clue about real, living and breathing bourgeois French women (madame Mère's friends and also my own uni mates), quite a different species from the Californian one. Rash is anything but bourgeois, Canadian or not (yet a Canadian who lived in Paris and as such must be familiar with that code). I am talking string of pearls and tailleur Chanel/ petite robe noire and Vuitton bag and Louboutins. On a daily basis and even on the subway. Not baseball caps and scattered shopping bags at the Hôtel Costes.

No client of that restaurant (I forgot to mention yesterday) would ever take pictures with their phones. This informed me about the fact (FACT) you have never been to France, let alone ever set foot in a French high-end joint. French people prefer living their social life outside of their homes. When invited at someone's place for dinner, you can be sure you are, by now: a) intimate; b) a very close, trusted and valued friend; c) someone to be absolutely included in their social circle, for various reasons (high level networking dinners in Paris come to mind: something I know very well). So, restaurant it is for everything like: bantering, flirting, getting to know each other, spending quality time with witty and hysterically funny people, looking for a new job, getting a new job, looking for a new investor in your projects, the possibilities are endless. That being said, conversation at that table is sacred: your full attention must be there at all times, repartee and consistency are expected. No one, literally no one will spend their time scanning the room for a B-list actor kissing a blonde trophy woman in public, nonetheless. Read my lips: not a soul - they would be all engrossed in whatever the talk is about at their table.

The game shifted to a superior gear with this French speaking Anon:

Someone saw something louche/amiss in all this and reacted:

The French is NOT 'too good'. That French is semi-vulgar and provincial, as in the crude and pauper ils étaient l'un sur l'autre (I was expecting a je te jure/ I swear to you that never came and it usually does). And what to say about elle semble beaucoup plus réelle que les autres filles? It's Google Translate all the way. A real, walking talking French person would have said something along the lines of: elle semble beaucoup plus crédible/vraisemblable que les autres filles (she looks way more credible than the other girls), simply because réel(le), in spoken and written nowadays French, always applies to concepts, never to people: un réel plaisir (very contrived), for instance. C'est quelqu'un de réel means absolutely nothing and I would laugh like a drain if I heard someone telling me something like this. Last but not least, despite insisting it was a different Anon, they all seem to use the same words: they had lots of fun/ils s'amusaient vraiment. Something you use all the time, too. Of course.

Keep your hands off France, madam. Très facile de s'y prendre les pieds dans le tapis. And for once, I am not going to translate, since you speak it so well and I am sure you got the message.

PS: The closest to a real French bourgeois woman (last pics included) is C. And FYI, that is not my style: I dress like a preppy since I was 15 and I am very happy with it.

#fandom

[m1t0ch0ndr]

need people to understand that when I wear blazers or ties casually it’s not in a pretentious-dark-academia-Yale-old-money-faux-intellectual-Raskolnikov-wannabe way it’s actually in an eccentric-Jeevesian-self-parodying-noir-detective-written-by-ACD-directed-by-Buster-Keaton sort of way

#this post will not help my case for a vast majority of people #dark academia #literature #jeeves and wooster #film noir #1920s #silent film #buster keaton #sir arthur conan doyle #detective fiction

[ggomos-maribat]

Soul-Stitching: The Heir and the Guardian

Masterlist

Chapter 7: an end and a beginning | AO3

Clark nearly spits out his coffee when he sees a face hovering outside the Watchtower. At first, he thinks of it as a figment of his imagination, brought on by the stress of the current crisis the Justice League is facing. But the longer he looks, the more permanent the figure seems: Chat Noir himself motioning for him to open the nearby hatch. 

And he does, while pinging a message to the rest of the members on board. 

The first thing he notices is that he can't detect the hero's heartbeat with the suit. His X-ray vision doesn't work either. 

The second thing he notices is the similarities between the beaming Chat Noir in front of him and wannabe defense attorney Adrien Agreste are so striking, now that they have ID'd the former Parisian heroes. 

“Um—” 

Before Clark can gather his words, Chat Noir thrusts a box into his hands—a smoothly-wrapped package complete with the Ladybug spot pattern and a black ribbon around it lined with neon cat paws. “What is . . .?” 

“Marinette's clear of charges, right?” Chat asks, the grin not faltering on his face. 

“Of course she is,” Clark clears his throat. He picks up on a handful of League members standing just outside the door of the room they're in, perhaps unwilling to disturb the both of them. “We're collating the evidence right now and we'll send them soon to the Parisian government. Since we can't expose her identity, we're building an alibi for her as Ladybug's aide, which should explain why she was tight-lipped during the trial.” 

“Right, okay.” Chat points to the box. “We decided to make your jobs easier and send you these. They're all the records, written evidence, and photos pointing to the real identity of Hawkmoth.” 

Clark gawks at him. 

“Ladybug's only condition is that you don't reveal this to the public.” Chat scratches the back of his head. “Her worry is that people might start blaming those associated with his civilian identity, even if he was working alone most of the time.” 

“This—this is—” 

“Oh, and I'm not sure how you can punish him on your own ‘cause he's in a coma right now.” 

“Huh?” Clark mentally kicks himself at his lack of words, but this seemingly cheerful boy just has no filter. 

“Yeah, it sucks. In the final battle, I managed to Cataclysm the actual Butterfly miraculous but then he used it—there are serious consequences if you use a broken miraculous by the way—and then bam. Coma,” the Parisian hero narrates, “We're keeping an eye on him right now but I don't think he's waking up soon. I guess that's his punishment in itself?” 

“So . . . this Hawkmoth. Who was he?” 

Chat pauses. “Do you know Gabriel Agreste?” 

“. . .” 

Clark stares at him.

“. . .” 

Chat Noir stares back. 

“But that's your father!” Clark suddenly exclaims in horror. 

“I know right?! It's such a small world!” 

Clark doesn't know what to feel. He's seen this before; too often in fact, in Bruce's many children—little bunches of young pent-up trauma masked with lighthearted humor and smiles. He now has half the mind to fly this boy to the nearest therapist. 

“Well, if you don't have any more questions, I'll be off!” Chat looks around at the interior design of the Watchtower. “Cool satellite base by the way! I've been wanting to see inside since forever. We only have rocks and broken domes in our base.” 

In the blink of an eye—before Clark can think of an excuse to make him stay—he opens up the hatch and flies out into space. 

---

Damian steps out into the ruined temple, with Marinette closing the portal behind him. In the daylight, the place looks much friendlier, potentially a historical artwork even if it is half-destroyed. He did not expect to return so soon, but Marinette suddenly visited him in his bedroom, saying that she and the team will be moving soon. She wants to talk one more time as well, since they didn’t have much of the opportunity during the attack. 

“What will you do now?” Damian eyes the boxes piled up against the curved wall. 

Marinette smiles and stretches her arms. “Now that I’m a free woman?” 

“You didn’t do anything wrong in the first place.” 

“Killing isn’t wrong?” 

“Marinette,” Damian sighs. 

“Just teasing.” She smirks. “We’ll be around, don’t worry. There are still links to the Order everywhere.” 

“They’re not completely wiped out?” 

“You’ll be surprised.” Marinette shakes her head. “It’s a network almost as big as the League of Assassins. They’re not all monks—there are miraculous-adjacent dealers, collectors. All sorts of people. We’ll be infiltrating and destroying the adjacents.” 

Damian figures it’s a problem the Justice League can look into too, but she assures him that it’s her responsibility to deal with and she’ll be using her powers for miraculous-related attacks only. He knows the JL  is looking to recruit her but they’ll have to be utterly shameless to ask that of her. Fortunately, the heroes are giving their attention to Paris’ rehabilitation instead. 

“They haven’t given a formal apology to you yet.” He crosses his arms. “Father will be given my cold shoulder for an entire month for that.” 

“That’s because I haven’t responded to their calls,” she laughs. “They can say sorry when they see me by chance but I think they’ve learned their lesson.” 

He remembers the JL facing public backlash about imprisoning an innocent when they finally publicized the (half-true) evidence supporting Marinette as an aide and not a villain. He hasn’t seen his father that overwhelmed by guilt, not to mention the other Justice League members. Barbara even reported once that even Constantine is looking for a talisman to guard himself from miraculous magic (which Adrien and Marinette found absolutely hilarious when the news reached them). 

“Tt. They have not.” 

“How stubborn, habibi.” 

Damian feels his cheeks go warm. 

He clears his throat. “Will you keep in contact while you’re away?” 

“Of course! I can give you my number. Your phone?” She holds out her hand. 

He stares at her dumbfoundedly before digging through his pocket to lend her his phone. Marinette chuckles while typing. “What? You think we won’t use phones while traveling the world?” 

“N—no . . . I just thought it would have been confiscated when you were arrested.” 

“It did, but Kagami and Luka kindly stole it back for me when I was in prison.” She gives back his phone. “It does have classified information after all.” 

While Damian tries to control his grin at having her number (which none of his siblings nor Barbara probably have!) he’s suddenly enveloped in a tight hug. He freezes, but instinctively places his hands on her waist. 

“You’ve come so far, Damian, I’m happy for you,” she whispers against the crook of his neck. “Thank you for trusting me again.” 

“I thought you were gone.” 

“I know. I’m sorry. ” Her grip tightens. “I’ll stay this time. I promise.”

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That wraps up Soul-Stitching! Thanks so much for reading this fic <3 I know there are plot points I didn't get to address in the story, but in case you were wondering: 1. How did Fu get the Miraculi, and later on give the jewels to Marinette and Adrien? Marinette was able to destroy the Order, but not all of them so some had escaped with the real miraculi and a whole stock of adjacents. They reestablished a stronghold elsewhere, the whole Feast thing still happened, but Fu didn't know about the Guardian well enough and unknowingly gave the earrings to Marinette (later on proclaiming her as guardian, as with canon). However, the Peacock and Butterfly were pawned off to Gabey beforehand, and therefore were already missing from the box before Fu had them. 2. If Marinette was so powerful as the Guardian, why did it still take years to find Hawkmoth? Marinette's powerful, but she didn't have full knowledge or control over all the powers yet. Plus, a real miraculous' power is on par with hers, so it was still hard to defeat HM despite that. If I missed anything else (nope, you didn't see that!) , please feel free to ask in the comments.

Taglist: @noisydreamlandkoala

#tw child abuse #tw suicide #maribat fanfic #dc x mlb #mlb x dc #maribat #maribat fic #daminette #marinette dupain cheng x damian wayne #tw blood #ggomoz #maribat damian wayne #maribat marinette dupain cheng #SS:H&G

[matt0044]

"Origins" or "Stormy Weather." Which better introduces one to Miraculous?

The way Season 1 was ordered generally was not unlike a lot of other French Animated series where they decided to jump straight into the status quo of heroes vs. villains.

Code Lyoko, Team Galaxy, Totally Spies, Martin Mystery, all shows that generally have us roll along with the notion of youths being on weird adventures and entrusted with powers beyond normal comprehension.

Thus Miraculous delaying the origin story is more par for the course than others realize. Additionally, both “Stormy Weather” and “The Bubbler” are set up as good introductions to our female and male leads respectively.

“Stormy Weather” introduces Marinette as a babysitter, Alya, her having it bad for Adrien and how Ladybug empowers her. We also see Adrien, the image of the Gabriel brand, before he feels more free as the dandy wannabe Chat Noir.

“The Bubbler” shows Adrien’s side of his life from Nino being the bro he needs, Chloe being Chloe, Nathelie caring for him and Gabriel’s status as a tightwad.

Mind you, Origins is a solid 40+ minutes together that does a lot of the above and serves the show best in today’s Streaming Age (for all the good it’s become). We have more shows that start with an episode or two that explains it all, giving us a solid footing for what’s to come.

Heck, I love how the first scene gives a taste of the mythos by way of Nooroo explaining to Hawk Moth before we are introduced to our villain in such a short time: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcCyRZMfAuA

So… yeah. Which one wins?

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous lb #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ladybug #chat noir #stormy weather #stone heart

[mediadollz]

🐇|| The Moondust Catalog is the DEBUT mini album by LUNARIX, released by ANGELICO Entertainment on JULY 31ST 2023. It’s available digitally and physically, and has SIX tracks with “ATTENTION!” being its title track. LUNARIX promoted the album for six weeks in which they performed each track on the album at least once.

“ATTENTION!” received ZERO music show wins. They posted daily on their Youtube channel, held twelve virtual fansigns as well as six in person ones, and appeared on various variety shows as a group. They revealed their group name and their new member during this era. Siyeon was added to the group after the removal of pre-debut member Angel.

( + ) GET YOUR PHOTOCARD HERE !

–– ( TRACKLIST ! )

– ATTENTION! ––– [ TITLE TRACK ! ]

– SO PITIFUL

– NO WORDS, ALL SILENCE

– OUR MIRACLE

– ENDLESS FALLING

– MISSED CALL

—   PHYSICAL ALBUM CONTENTS !

6:45 VERS :: 1 random disc  +  photobook  (72 photos)   +  one random member photocard out of six +  one out of sixrandom member mini posters + one out of two large group posters  +  one out of two group polaroids + stickers + one out for three random unit photobooth strips.

12:22 VERS :: 1 random disc  +  photobook  (72 photos)   +  one random member photocard out of six +  one out of sixrandom member mini posters + one out of two large group posters  +  one out of two group polaroids + stickers + one out for three random unit photobooth strips.

3:07 VERS ::1 random disc  +  photobook  (72 photos)   +  one random member photocard out of six +  one out of sixrandom member mini posters + one out of two large group posters  +  one out of two group polaroids + stickers + one out for three random unit photobooth strips.

—   STYLING !

—  ERA HIGHLIGHTS !

—  happy lunarix debut! :D !!

—  no wins but the girls were just happy to be on a music show at this point

—  their fandom name was also revealed! celestials 🤍

—  celestials were very happy with their name and with the debut in general! everyone was really happy with the album.

—  the tracklist was wildly praised on every social media platform like no one could say shit about this album it's TOO GOOD!

—  the producers jinhwa got for this album was literally insane. no one knows how he pulled off getting that many high profile people on the album let alone get yoongi and noir to work together again.

—  people hated having to give him credit for how great the album is but his name was ALL over it. so, he got some stans because of this...womp womp!

—  anyways, the girls wrote every song on the album! every girl had writing credits and they were very proud of that!

—  attention! did manage to break into the top 100, debuting at 62 and peaking at 12!

—  all the girls got an ending fairy for their first stage and they all ended up getting emotional, causing them to go viral for how heartwarming and funny the video is. it starts with siyeon who was smiling brightly and professionally, then went to taerin who was panting and had tears in her eyes, then to navi who's bottom lip was trembling as she gave a small smile, then to evie who was smiling but when she blinked tears fell and she started laughing, then to laila who was already crying but trying to keep her composure, puckering her lips and doing a finger heart, and finally to yoomi who was just full on crying.

—  the girls did go viral for their visuals because another thing you can't deny is that these girls are pretty!

—  there was still a hatetrain, like, people were still on their ass for every little thing.

—  evie said her favorite venus song was bad girl, she was accused of hating ot5 venus. taerin asked for people to not talk about other groups on her live, she was accused of being shady. laila wore a pink top from shein that jiah happened to own, suddenly she's a jiah wannabe like...no breaks. no breaks at all.

—  they didn't let it get to them tho! they kept their grace!

—  every song had a music video and it all interconnects to their lore. their lore, according to jinhwa, has been in the works for years now and will be made into short films and possibly a book which got every very excited.

—  the attention! mv got 12 million views in 24 hours! big achievement for them! they had a little party on live and did a special dance practice where they were wearing animal onesies!

—  everyone was pretty accepting of siyeon and thought she fit in the group seamlessly.....too seamlessly.

—  lot of theories about her addition and angel's removal. theories that navi asked people to stop asking her about and that taerin called stupid.

—  overall, while a bit harsh online, the debut was very successful and well recieved! the girls are happy for the first time in a long time! happy lunarix debut 🤍

#˖˵˵˵˵˵˵ଘ( ꈍᴗꈍ)⋆ DISCOGRAPHY #ficnetfairy #oc kpop group #fictional idol community #kpop oc #fake kpop oc #idol oc #oc girl group #fake kpop idol #idolverse #fictional idol group #idol au #bts addition #kpop addition #kpop au #fake kpop girl group #fake kpop group

[artzychic27]

Inspired by your Canon!Marinette post with her worst moments with the Science Kids, I wonder something. Could you make a sequel post with the worst thing/moment Marinette had with the Akuma Class, with Luka and Kagami included?

Kim (Yeah. That’s right. Why don’t y’all sit the fuck down?):

Marinette was pissed at him for that prank, (which he was unsure of doing and asked Chloé a second time if he should still go along with it) that she decided to take revenge and hide some spiders in his locker

… Unfortunately, she just grabbed a random breed and Kim had to go to the hospital to get treated for a shit-ton of poisonous spider bites

Max:

Spread rumors online that he was sexist just because he got upset that he lost to her, subjecting him to a bit of online bullying

Ladybug criticized his video game because it made light of past Akuma victims’ experiences despite the fact he got permission from everyone who’s in the game to add them in, but she was adamant and got a ton of her followers to back her up

Myléne:

During one of Nino’s film projects, when Myléne as the female lead had to kiss Adrien, Marinette tripped Myléne and made her break her ankle so that she, the understudy, would get to kiss Adrien

Marinette was praised for her acting during the kiss scene, and Myléne got an honorable mention in the credits

Ivan:

Insinuated that Myléne could do much better than a “terrifying grunge rock wannabe.”

Claims she doesn’t have enough fabric to make him an outfit, but there’s a whole-ass role in her closet

Alya:

Marinette accused her of being a bad friend for suggesting that she should tone down her crush on Adrien, especially the schedule, and then the argument got heated when Alya yelled and called her a creep, then she got Akumatized

When she was cured, Ladybug basically gaslighted Alya into forgiving Marinette… Also, Laadybug makes sure the Ladyblog is scrubbed clean of Chat Noir because according to her, “He doesn’t do anything but flirt and joke.”

Nino:

Manipulates him into changing up his scripts for class film projects so that she can kiss Adrien despite it having no relevance to the film whatsoever

Marinette keeps trying to get him to tell her everything Adrien says so she can have more information about his life, but some things are private and Nino doesn’t feel comfortable sharing them

Nathaniel:

Continuously forgets to add him to group chats, hand him an invitation to a party, include him on the class roster, etc. And then claims that, “If you actually talked instead of drawing, maybe people would actually notice you.”

Ladybug criticized his and Marc’s comic just because it pointed out a few of her flaws, prompting her psychophants to boycott them and even vandalize their homes. She didn’t apologize until like two months later when they published a comic more to her liking where she’s perfect

Alix:

Continuously drags her into her stupid Adrinette plans despite Alix’s discomfort and protests on how her plans are creepy

When Alix said no once again, Marinette blamed it on her being Aromantic, Alix punched her, and that was the end of their friendship for good

Rose:

Marinette stole the hamster plushie her deceased grandmother gave to her so that she could give it to Adrien when she heard that he liked hamsters, too. Rose didn’t have the heart to say anything when she saw how happy Adrien looked

When Rose confronted Marinette, she guiltrips her and has the audacity to bring up her grandmother

Juleka:

Keeps fixing Juleka’s appearance when she offers to model for her, making her look like a completely different person and not like herself at all- Wig, eye contacts, intense contour, stuffing her bra, etc.

When the comments roll in on her website, Marinette doesn’t bother telling them who the model is and just compliments Juleka on how gorgeous she looks despite that girl in the picture not being her

Sabrina:

Let Sabrina do all the work for a group project while she had to do something as Ladybug… And it lasted well until the morning. By that time, Sabrina finished the whole thing, and all Marinette did was sign her name

When Sabrina confronted her about this, Marinette shrugged and asked what the big deal was. She does Chloé’s work all the time

Chloé:

Decided to rub it in Chloé’s face how Audrey has been offering her dozens of internships and even uses her actual name, just to “knock her down a few pegs” even when Chloé didn’t do anything today

Somehow managed to get a picture of Chloé hugging her teddy bear, and sent it to everyone in school. Chloé was so humiliated that she didn’t come to school for almost a month

Adrien:

The statue scene

Theft

Breaking and entering

Stalking

The schedule

… Anyway, Ladybug broke into his bedroom in the dead of night, sniffed his hair, and then kissed him while he was still asleep

Luka:

… Do I need to say it?

Vents all of her problems to him, makes it seem as though she was unhappy when they were dating, and rants about how “Adrien will never notice me! Help me, now!”

Kagami:

Spread rumors that she and her mother moved because she attacked her ex boyfriend back in Japan because she caught him talking to another girl

Sabotaged yet another contest Kagami was a part of where Adrien was the prize

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #Marinette salt #Marinette bashing #ask me stuff #answered ask

[brown-spider]

I can’t believe Sunny having the same last name as Hobie is a complete coincidence. It took me an embarrassingly long time to notice, but when I did it felt so obvious- you’re the big Hobie stan, you’ve (IIRC) posted about Hobie’s version in Sunny’s world being the Prowler, said that one of the things that unnerves Sunny about Spider Society is running into evil twins of loved ones, and I think you even said some of Sunny’s antagonists would be old villains’ kids? I thought I was here missing out on cues for clearly obvious information, and then I find out I bamboozeled myself.....

I'm The Big Hobie stan to you?? Thats interesting 😂 I thought ppl would know me more as a wannabe Noir Visionary

But yeah it's a complete coincidence, tho that doesn't stop Sunny from flinching whenever they hear a different spider-person called by the same first or last name as theirs.

The thing about Sunny's villains being the kids' of previous spider-man villains was just an idea; I haven't actually decided on how their story goes. I'm honestly leaning more towards their canon revolving around Deadpool, cuz he's the perfect character to drag someone like Sunny into the narrative.

Fun fact, Deadpool's first "appearance" in Sunny's comics is him holding them at gunpoint to get Spider-Man to show up

Besties at first hostage situation <3

#Deadpool is my special boy he could fix my Spidersona #-i say as i watch him actively traumatize them #sunny brown #brown-spider #deadpool #spidersona #asks

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Ask Game: I like fact that Ladybug is a leader, and not Chat Noir.

Ladybug is (when ML Writers "allow her") smart, competent and utilized actual tactics during leading a team ("PenalTeam" is an outlet, and don't count)

If Chat Noir was a leader of Miraculous Team, then most probably he would be your typical "Leader Wannabe from Shounen anime" that "leads" with "Power of Courage & Friendship", and don't utilize any team tactics that aren't just "zerg rush a bad guy, and hope that it works"

“No one on earth has ever been more wrong.”| “You are incorrect.” | “You are mistaken, but I get why.”| “That opinion is Common consensus” | “you are not wrong.” | “You are right and You should say it.” | “F*** the crowd, you are 100% Right.”

I don’t think Chat noir should be the leader, at best the co leader, but not the main one. He’s the heart of the team.

But I do believe this is common consensus

#against the crowd asks #controversial ask game

[corvidiss]

Fem Noir Detectives Masterpost

Hello people! Been some muddling recently because different versions of posts have been reblogged by different people and things are getting lost. So here's a post with links to all the full versions of every Fem Noir Detectives Universe post I can find!

The Original Thread, including: Both illustrations, IDs for the illustrations, my extended thoughts on the two, and some further discussion involving phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis and tartrazeen. .

The Original Thread, including: Both illustrations, IDs for the illustrations, my extended thoughts on the two, acarillustrated's drawings including both women, naming Emery, and name discussion with casual-owl. .

The Original Thread, including: Both illustrations, IDs for the illustrations, my extended thoughts on the two, acarillustrated's drawings including both women, naming Emery, a couple more thoughts about the characters' relationship and story etc, a bunch of cool scenes written by xbritomartx, acarillustrated's drawings in response to that, and my response to those drawings including time period thoughts. .

The post about unhinged-ness and preferred methods of defence and attack, including casual-owl's addition about noir detective archetypes. .

The post about unhinged-ness and preferred methods of defence and attack, not including casual-owl's addition but with "weapon of choice" addition. .

The post with most of the art, including the original pieces (Emery's portrait updated to look better), acarillustrated's femme and homme fatales, and their art of Emery and Liz interacting. This post does not have IDs. .

Acarillustrated's original post with the femme and homme fatales. This post does not have IDs. .

My post about The Other Side of Paradise fitting Emery. .

My little doodle of Emery holding unconscious Liz. .

Deciding on the tag "webster & nicholson". .

More drawings of the fatales, with a side of more Emery and Liz, by acarillustrated. This does not have an ID. .

The Original Post, including: both illustrations and prismatic-bell's take on my art; Marjorie Franklin. This version does not have IDs. .

The Original Post, including: both illustrations and squareallworthy's take on my art; Slivia Dupré. This version does not have IDs. .

More info on Slivia Dupré by squareallworthy. .

An ask and my response about Emery and children. .

Pathetic meow meow women post. .

Full illustration of Liz and Emery (with probable Yvette cameo) with an ID and my comments.

I will update this as and when I discover more posts or more posts are made. Please let me know if I've missed something!

(Tagging the original gang and everyone who's showed interest since: @elytrians @acarillustrated @casual-owl @mist-the-wannabe-linguist @xbritomartx @tartrazeen @phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis @a-ginger-in-black @prismatic-bell @squareallworthy. Apologies if you didn't want to be tagged, and do let me know if you'd like to avoid that in future, or if you see this and want to be tagged in future posts.)

#webster & nicholson #female noir detectives #emery nicholson #elizabeth webster #man the attention on Emery recently has been Mildly Stressful lmao. i never want to be well-known #i may be making a mistake making this but whatever #accuracy and documentation are more important to me than my mental stability tbh /half-joking #also thank you so very much tartrazeen for your help finding posts; i may have gone mad without it <3

[tinydooms]

I was tagged by @counterwiddershins for these ask game, in the spirit of getting to know someone better or just checking in on them. So!

Favorite color: Green, most shades, but especially the ones with blue undertones. Also berry purple, cinnamon browns, shades of cream. These colors, along with black and navy, make up the basis of my fall wardrobe, which (due to my job as a cemetery admin) indulges my inner wannabe-goth (alas, I am Enid, not Wednesday) and my 1930s vintage vibes, which look I am calling Librarian Noir.

Last song: AC/DC "Thunderstruck" and Beethoven's Ninth. Ask me about the similarities; I dare you.

Last movie: "A Haunting in Venice". I haven't quite enjoyed Branagh's Poirot films, so I wasn't sure about it going in, but it was wonderfully spooky, with superb storytelling, an excellent score, wonderful costumes, and exactly the kind of atmosphere I want in a mystery where the ghosts, real or imagined, are active characters.

Currently watching: "Only Murders in the Building", which I adore. I want to live in the Arconia and be friends with all of them. It's a warm hug kind of a show.

Other stuff I watched this year: NCIS New Orleans. I, uh, dropped my basket kind of hard this summer and needed something to take my mind off it all, so I watched all seven seasons' worth of episodes in two months. I have no regrets.

Shows I dropped this year: I don't actually tend to watch a lot of tv. I either binge something in its entirety or don't bother at all.

Currently reading: I am between books and trying to decide whether to go with a mystery called "Very Wong's Unsolicited Advice for Murderers", which could be great or could be awful, and P.G. Wodehouse's "The Inimitable Jeeves". This is where I sheepishly admit that my youthful Wodehouse's did not include the Jeeves and Wooster stories, which lack I am rectifying.

Tagging: @accidentallylita, @belphegor1982, @picklebrinedgoblinmind, @owlsongsandgoblinlaughs, and anyone else who would like to participate!

#personal #ask games

[functioningtrashcan]

Intro!!

Hi!! My name is Function, I go by mainly they/them pronouns. I'm a writer and wannabe fanartist looking for mutuals

Pleaaaaase interact if you're in the following fandoms:

>Spiderman: Into/Across/Beyond the Spiderverse

>Voltron: Legendary Defender

>Cookie Run: Kingdom

>Arcane: League of Legends

>Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

>Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir

>The Umbrella Academy

I'm sooooooo ready to start writing fics and whatnot, and a little engagement wouldn't hurt! Thanks ^-^

#across the spider verse #atsv #league of legends #rottmnt #miraculous ladybug #ladybug and chat noir #tua #the umbrella academy #into the spider verse #crk #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #arcane netflix #arcane