#want to get pregnant

[bignasty001]

Im not soma...

Damn... do i really not have much of a presence on here.. ?

NO WAY???

#why #does everyone #want to get pregnant #i'll get u pregnant tho #i'll get everyone pregnant... #asks

[preggodaddy959]

I’m thinking about hopping on the bandwagon and doing a text based mini pregnancy rp here… probably like a week irl is a month of preg ?

Itd start in mid June, after my vacation but would y’all be interested?

Tagging a few friends, don’t mind me— @kiskispreg @cherrypregnant @somehowpregnant @tmpreg

#the discord group is still on of course! #ftm pregnancy #fake pregnancy #pretending to be pregnant #want to get pregnant #pregnant daddy

[bluerosefox]

Drake Siblings

Have I read this prompt somewhere or was this a fever dream from my bored mind.

What if, now hear me out.

What if we bring up Dana Winters-Drake (whose confirmed to at least be alive in the DC verse but no one knows where she actually is)

What if instead of when she had a mental breakdown and getting committed to an Bludhaven clinc she wandered away before anyone noticed and by the time Tim or anyone did notice a lot of stuff started happening at once in both Gotham and Bludhaven (Steph dying, The Bludhaven crisis, etc etc)

Tim still tries to find her though but even with best resources it was like she just disappeared into the wilderness and the stress of trying to handle more and more problems get worse.

So when out of the blue, a couple of years later, he gets a call from an unknown number. On his private, only for friends and family, phone and when he answers he meet with a young girls voice on the other end.

A very young, maybe six or seven, girl who informs him about his apparently half-brother Danny Drake-Fenton. And how she loves Danny so, so, so much but knows her home is dangerous for him to be in.

Tim is stunned and before he could question her, she says Danny is Dana and Jack's baby and that her parents had adopted him years ago and put Dana's stuff that the hospital had away for him to look at when he was older but she just had to fight off their lunch from eating her brother and she knows he needs a better place to live and so she snooped around and found Dana's diary and that she had to unscramble the nonsense Dana wrote and found Tim's number with the words 'tell him about his brother Danny' hidden in it. And-

But before she could keep rambling she hears Danny screaming "JAZZY THE MILK WENT BAD AGAIN AND HISSED AT ME!"

Tim is left with silence after hearing Jazz yell to Danny to lock the fridge and step out of the kitchen as she gets the bat.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #crossover #dp x dc #blue rambles #danny phantom dc #writing ideas #random idea #dpxdc #jazz fenton #tim drake #danny and tim are half brothers #dana Winters-Drake was pregnant when she disappeared #she was out of her mind until she found out and tried her best to regain control but it was hard #she had in and out episodes #she wanted to contact Tim but knew he was still in Gotham and she just coulnt due to episodes of her mental health failing #she was found months later in labor and rushed to a hospital and Danny somehow came out healthy #small but healthy #Dana however lasted a few more hours before passing away from the birth #weeks laters Danny is adopted or fostered out #Dana wrote in diary but scramble and scribbled during her episodes #Jazz finds it and being the smarty she is starts figuring it out #it also set her on her path to understand the human mind #Tim gets to be a big brother #not just for Danny though #hes gonna take Jazz in too after he finds out about how bad the home life is #will Danny still become Phantom though? #maybe #maybe Tim gets there and Jack and Maddie finished the portal way earlier than canon and Danny being curious goes to see #and comes down the stairs to see his baby brother die and then come back

[dedusmuln]

yeah you support trans people but are you normal about trans men who choose to get pregnant

#i'm not a trans guy who evr wants to get pregnant but #the amount of queer ppl and other trans people i see joke around about like #how weird mpreg or men getting pregnant is #and use it as shock value shit #is really disheartening #like damn dude! it's almost like men CAN get pregnant and there IS a lot of men who choose to get pregnant ! #they don't deserve any less respect for that #and their existence shouldn't be made into a joke #ik mpreg doesn't have a great history but like #it just weirds me out to see people treat the idea of men getting pregnant as something baffling #idk normalize it. stop treating it as some weird alien thing #my textbox #a little bit upset. sorry #discourse #pregnancy #<- for filtering

[chronurgy]

Reading forgotten realms lore is just like [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [something really unique and interesting] [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING] [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [standard fantasy worldbuilding]

Except for when it's like [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING] [standard fantasy worldbuilding] [EXTREMELY WEIRD SEX THING]

#Inspired by me reading the highharvesttide wiki page #That's the first sort of experience #Anything even remotely related to drow is the second thing #bg3 #Yeah so the highharvesttide wiki page is like it's a festival to celebrate the harvest! Children born on this day are thought to be blessed #By tymora. Oh also “human females” born on this day can “control their reproductive system through sheer force of will” and #Only get pregnant when they want. Also they can immediately sense if they've been poisoned #Always a roller-coaster the forgotten realms wiki

[ceilidho]

the way you wrote PBF soap’s pregnancy kink rotted my brain in the best way possible I would give you all the money in my bank account if you wrote more of the breeding/pregnancy kink/“““accidentally””” knocking up the reader wjth soap (or ghost! or price!!) 🥺🫶🏽💞💞💞💞

asdfsdgs I know, I can't help it.

Price is staring down at you while fucking missionary when he thinks that you'd make a good mom. You've always been so attentive to him ever since you started working for him, anticipating his every need and always quick to lend a hand. Price can't help but picture how attentive you'd be to your own child, to his child; how he'd feel if you knocked on his office door and came in with his baby bouncing on your hip. He has both your hands pressed down against the bed and fingers interlocked when he decides he's not pulling out. He draws you into a deep, wet kiss to muffle your little gasps and whines before pounding you harder, chasing his own release.

Ghost has never been particularly interested in having kids. With his own childhood and upbringing, he's always quietly suspected that he wouldn't make the best father. That any kid he sired would inevitably end up being just as messed up as him. It's only when he's railing you from behind in a grimy gas station bathroom after hours on the road, both of you sweaty and in need of a shower and coffee, his hand fisted in your hair that he realizes that for all his reservations, he doesn't have any about you. He wants to keep you bound to him, inextricably linked to him for as long as you live. It's what makes him shift his stance and drive into you with renewed vigour, muffling your sounds with two fingers shoved into your mouth.

Soap gets so lost in his pleasure that he sometimes doesn't even remember that you're on the other end of it. Everything is hot and wet and tight, and it makes his mind go numb, his only thought to chase that pleasure, to get closer to you, to pound so hard that he almost bruises your cervix. He goes so crazy that sometimes he'll bite your cheek or gnaw at the space between your neck and shoulder, sucking dark, mean hickies into your skin. When he comes, it's almost absentminded, never even thinking to warn you. His come just dripping down your inner thighs, and his brain goes blank when he pulls out and plays with it, not paying any attention to how you squawk about not being on the pill. Whatever. Get pregnant.

#I don't even particularly WANT to ever get pregnant #but an evil demon lives in my brain that craves breeding kink #soap is like plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant #IMS ORRY LMAOO #ceil writing #cod mw2 #cod x reader #ghost/reader #soap x reader #soap/reader #price x reader #price/reader #ghost x reader

[wolves333]

cr: @river.hood

I have something very inappropriate to say...

#i want to impregnate him #just because men cant get pregnant it doesn't mean we shouldn't try our hardest #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost band #phantom ghoul #swiss ghoul #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #sodo ghoul #mountain ghoul #papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia

[spielzeugkaiser]

Just imagining that AU of the AU where Geralt’s feeling the baby kick for the first time and he goes all puppy eyed. “Aww. They like you!”

Oh, I think he'd not feel joy immediately! It's more like f e a r.

#jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #geralt x jaskier #geraskier lovechild #I want you all to know that Jaskiers 'I heard that-' is genuine and he is more relaxed but he has NO IDEAS ABOUT ANYTHING #Jaskier has zero clues about pregnancy he never ever thought he would get pregnant he is totally lost! they are both incredibly dumb!! #they only have some vague ideas how it will come out #mpreg #omegaverse

[sweetstarcollector]

So phrases like "people with uteruses" or "people who have periods" never really bothered me as much as more overtly dehumanizing phrases like "bleeders" or "birthing bodies", but I saw a post today talking about the abnormal symptoms women experienced after getting tear gassed protesting, that ended with something like "we don't know the full effects of tear gas on people with uteruses". And what struck me about that is that's not really correct, because female people without uteruses (either bc they were born without one or bc they had a hysterectomy) will still experience different symptoms after being tear gassed than male people. Women metabolize substances differently than men, our immune systems are different, our hormonal cycles are different, our skin has different thicknesses, etc. All of those things have potential effects on tear gas reactions, and are not dependent on whether or not we have a uterus. They're dependent on whether or not we're female. So saying "people with uteruses" when what is meant is "female people" is not really accurate. And I realized that a lot of times when people use those kinds of phrases, they aren't being accurate.

For example, I'm sure we've all seen people say things about how the repeal of Roe v Wade will harm people with uteruses/people who can get pregnant/etc. And while yes, it definitely harms those people, the full truth is that abortion bans harm *female* people, *regardless of if they can get pregnant or have a uterus.* Because female people who don't have uteruses can still get pregnant, and in those rare cases will 100% of the time need an abortion. Female people who deal with infertility and can't carry a fetus to term can still be jailed for miscarrying. Female people who are completely sterile (for whatever reason) can still be denied medications/medical treatment on the grounds that the treatment could theoretically harm a fetus. Female people who may currently have no uterus/no longer be able to get pregnant but who have had an abortion in the past will face increased stigma.

Here's another example:

It seems pretty straightforward- menstruation stigma is experienced by people who menstruate. But again, that's only half true. Period stigma is experienced by all female people, regardless of if they menstruate. Think about the fact that we are told female people should not hold political leadership because "what if a female president has PMS and starts a war", despite the fact that almost all female presidential candidates are old enough that they would have experienced menopause. Female people have their feelings dismissed because "it must be that time of the month", regardless of if they're too young to menstruate or too old or if they have a condition causing amenorrhea. Female children grow up seeing periods- a natural function of their bodies- portrayed as disgusting, dirty and gross, as making them unclean, as something to dread and fear. This affects them before they experience menarche, this affects them even if they never experience menarche. It affects all female people.

I could come up with more examples, but you get the idea. Reducing female people to singular body parts and organs inherently denies the reality of femaleness. All parts of us (both biological and social) interact with all other parts of us to form an experience that can't be understood by chopping us up and putting our individual functions under the microscope. In order to get an accurate picture you need to look at the whole (female) human.

#Side note: I remember when I found out that it's still possible to get pregnant post hysterectomy #So many people want to get rid of their uterus because they don't want kids #(Even though the uterus is not just a baby oven and it does important things like regulate hormones) #And it might not even work 😭 #my post #radical feminists please touch #radical feminists do interact #radical feminism #radfem #radfems do touch #pls radfems I want to know your thoughts

[yuridovewing]

i really hate how the fandom’s excuse for jayfeather’s shitty behavior (and outright medical malpractice in certain cases. looking at the time he refused to help squilf in labour bc he couldnt be bothered and later blamed her for how bad it was) is “well the clan was ableist to him growing up, so fuck them!” ok how does that excuse him screaming at and berating the cats that didnt do any of that. or the babies.

#or ‘’well hes snarky and mean! we dont get snarky and mean characters!’’ what are you talking about everyone in this series is an asshole #im also a bit bitter bc you know if he were a she cat then he’d get tons of animations of ocs killing him #ppl (fanon and authors) really really want jay to be this underdog whos just grumpy at best #but in reality hes like. one of the head honchos in the clan. he holds a ton of power over people #sure sometimes the narrative doesnt WANT that to be the case but hes literally gods messenger boy #and is in charge of medical care #maybe im just very familiar with shitty doctors/nurses who abuse their patients and excuse it with ‘’but im stressed :(‘’ #but this character never was endearing to me even before the team switch #jayfeather is not your beaten down blorbo in a shitty retail job hes the nurse making a tiktok about how cringey pregnant patients are #also i just. really despise ‘’but theyre traumatized :(‘’ as an excuse for abusive behavior #did you ever think maybe some of his patients like twigkit were traumatized by his behavior?

[finsplurtz]

first time — choso kamo

— dom ! male.reader x sub ! Choso Kamo

— contents : virgin choso , corruption kink prolly.. uhh dark stuff

warnings : virginity loss … does this count as r@pe

✩°｡ ⋆⸜ 🎧✮

Choso being super clueless about sex or js anything sexual in general that yn would use him for his own pleasure.

He doesn’t even know what a kiss is, but he does it with yn since he claims it’s “something friends do”. It’s not hurting anyone so guess it’s fine…

Till yn does something a little different.. his hands roam choso’s body just touching whatever he can reach, while choso is letting the guy shove his tongue down his throat.

He’d ask “what are you doing..?” Yn would respond, “wanna make you feel good” and smile.

Choso being all naked and feeling exposed he tries to stop yn. “W-wait I don’t feel…good..” he’d look at yn with the saddest puppy eyes.

“Aww cmon Cho’ honey… just wanna be closer to you…” yn would say in a sad tone and leave kisses all over his neck and shoulders.

He’d feel so bad and just let it happen. Yn would be the person to take his virginity and he’d make sure nobody else even THOUGHT of Choso in that way. It’d hurt first time and he’d cry but Choso would force himself thru it js to make yn happy.

The more they’d do it, the more Choso would get addicted to having sex. He’d initiate it all the time and have it anywhere.

At some point he’d even try to convince others to do it with him….. yn gets there before the person explains to Choso what sex really means.

Choso loves it anyway:)

a/n; barfff this kinda suckz

#want him pregnant #this gay as hellll #get a therapist #jjk choso #choso x male reader #jjk x male reader #male reader #gn reader #dom top reader #jujutsu kaisen #smut #drabble #dark content #gay #jjk x reader #tumblr writers #corruption kink

[mother-in-disguise]

Hell's Greatest Mother (Mommy)

babygirl

mommy.

#art #hazbin alastor #artists on tumblr #digital art #hazbin hotel #radio demon #sketch #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor × lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #fem!alastor #fem!lucifer #i want them to step on me please #plap plap plap #get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant #lucifer #daddy issues #artist on tumblr

[kiwizoom]

AKA How do Gons get made?

#hunterxhunter #hunter x hunter #hxh #hxh fanart #hxh comics #greed island events #ging #ging freecss #how they decided to include the pregnancy stone #his reasons are my non-reasons #it seemed like a funny idea at the time #art #my art #my comics #hunters gotta hunt those rare experiences #do we really want players getting pregnant in the game though? #They will anyway! #why stop them

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨Universe… if you’re listening… PLEASE give someone a chance to knock this guy up. PLEASE!!! What do we have to do to finally put a baby in this man😩???✨

#starry eyes #nicholas sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo belly/tummy #✨his little belly✨ #✨he looks so round!!! #✨his tummy has been looking a little rounder✨ #✨he looks so cute bloated!!! #✨i bet he’s so full and bloated under that shirt✨ #✨i bet he gets bloated so easily #✨i just want to rub his belly while he farts his bloat away✨ #✨the belly rubs that i would give this man!!! #✨i just wanna kiss it… and nibble on it… and rub it✨ #✨he’d look so gorgeous pregnant #✨he looks so cute with a baby bump✨ #✨you don’t understand… i want to put a baby in this man so badly✨

[hakusins]

cw // cursing, foul language, ooc?

doing whatever it takes to survive ~

whitney x eri (my pc) for @digenerate-trash's apocalypse/forgotten AU. thank you for making such a fun AU idea !!! so the story is that eri is pregnant with kids and originally was from robin's faction, though there had been incidents that occurred to some other pregnant members of robin's faction and she decided it's not safe there anymore and needed to move to whitney's faction.

small note: i made the first two panels when the AU was still just a suggestion HBJERFBHJERF so there's a lot of inconsistencies, such as them being outside when thats supposed to be dangerous 🥹! just pretend they're in a room safe and away from windows.

#LORD I CANT WITH THE DIALOGUE #I WAS SO EMBATRRASED PLS #I HAD TO ASK A MOOT TO PLS PROOFREAD LIKE do you think whitney would say this shit #BHJERFHEBJRFHJERF #bUT YEAH #i wanted to try making more plot-related stuff hehehe... #and also i missed making comics 🥺🥺🥺 #also imm so sorry for my handwriting HBRBHEFJHBERF #i was just SO EXCITED TO GET THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD #so basically eri is pregnant with !!! kids !! #eri the orphan #dol pc #dol #dol related #degrees of lewdity #forgotten au / apocalypse au #digenerate-trash #fan art #art #mine #my fan art #my art #whitney the bully #whitney x pc #dol whitney #comic

[noona96n]

i respect people's decision to have Feyd bending Paul over and going ham on him or have Paul ride Feyd into oblivion.

but...

may i present to u...

Paul Atreides, Maud'dib, the Lisan Al Gaib, the Kwisatz Haderach, but, most importantly, Feyd's bride-to-be in another life, bending over the bald, feral, sadist twink with a humiliation kink visible from space and having him right. there. on the fckn floor and there's nothing Feyd can do but take. it.

and he just... takes it like the feral good boy that he is.

#oh and if the need a child well Paul's the kwisatz haderach he can get Feyd pregnant if he wants to #anw i just wanna see Feyd being obliterated; heart body and soul #someone write this before im forced to #feydpaul #feyd x paul #feyd rautha #paul atreides #kwisatz haderach #lisan al gaib #dune #dune part two #dune part 2 #dune movie #noona96n