#want to pay me to paint you?

[glorber]

madotsuki yume nikki

#yume nikki #madotsuki #sketch #i didnt even pay for clip studio paint im just drawing and screenshotting the photos #digital art #rpg maker #if you want more versions for any of these images #just ask me and i'll give you all i have #glorp art

[shokupankoart]

Our long journey continues! (*＾▽＾)／

Based on votes, her name will be Beatrix!

#art #painting #original character #oc art #the other name options were Fernanda Valeria Gitana but Beatrix won by 50 votes! quite surprising to me actually #I think it’s cute nonetheless though #also! I plan on continuing to draw her without much of a face to keep simplicity #I want to focus more on environmental stuff so she’s kinda a character that I added as something additional to see like a focal point #but not something you pay all your attention on??? unlike my other artworks these are my about location and stuff #I’m probably making no sense oh god #anyway I’ve been enjoying doing these and it’s been helping plenty with my art block! #I did pause for a sec and thought “wait what does a lily pad look like???’’ #I racked my brain about it for a while lol

[kinokoshoujoart]

cora, age 10: *stomping feet crying ripping out hair* AAAAAAAA STOP DRAWING ROCK LIKE THAT YOU’RE RUINING OUR CHILDHOOD!!!! HOW WOULD HE FEEL ABOUT THIS HUUUH?! (ghost) (will not fucking die) (constantly throwing a tantrum inside my head) (oblivious to his innuendoes)

cora now: kid……..., *takes drag of jaded horny artist cigarette * he would want to be drawn 10 billion times worse

#hi guys cora here today i'll be drawing rock! #*casting brain hacking spells on my tablet* oooo you all want to fuck the annoying twink so bad it makes you look stupid. erocktus cocktus! #keeheeheeheehee!! kyahahahaha!! and so forth etc #cora.txt #cora clownposting content #nightblogging hours #heh heh heh. enough time has passed i can now secretly tagblog in peace and no one will ever read it #rock would commission me to paint his junk in the spirit of that ‘do you love the color of the sky?’ tumblr post #when i ask him how his jobless ass plans to pay for a whole art commission he says ‘exposure’ and drops trou #he is then forcibly escorted out of cora’s art studio. bye bozo!!!! ✌️

[parameddic]

my boss was nice to me again i love working here this is horrible (i probably need to quit next year)

#kdfjlsdkfj #we were talking about taking photos of the business for the google business profile and i found the google maps street view and he said #'oh can we steal their photo?' and i said 'well we can definitely just print screen it and take it' and i #print screened and opened it in paint and cropped out google's overlay and he #LAUGHED so loudly oh my god #''aster ... It's very refreshing working with you. I like the way your mind works #I have the impression you're extremely bright.'' #george 🙈 you can't just SAY things like that my ego won't survive. it will inflate so much it pops #he recruited me to talk to his website-development company with him and then asked my opinion directly and i told him #that i thought they were a waste of $400/month when we don't need the service they're offering and we can do things without them #and he was so right in so many ways about. he was right i DID want to talk to them it was good fun #also right that i had an opinion i wanted to share but hadn't found a spot in the conversation for #and! he agreed with me! #i don't know man. i love working for this guy. he's good fun and he pays me all the way through lunch (even an hour's lunch) he's so #good #he is 76 and working for him forever is not practical and also i have life plans and goals but #.............................................................................................. #i do love working here yknow #aster talks #tbd #(tell me 'he sounds so cool!' in the replies if u have spoons. i want to agree with you loudly if you want to agree with me loudly)

[hrokkall]

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT(S)!!!!1!

A couple of important announcements!

First off: from here on out, this is ONLY a WARRIOR CATS blog. I understand most people followed for Inscryption (or maybe my budding interest in Ultrakill) but I’ve decided both of these games suck and so does everything else. I’m returning to my roots; SOMEONE has to draw these kitties and it’s gonna be me

Second off, commissions are NOW OPEN!!!!!1 To inquire about one, please contact me via tumblr messages or via discord; some examples of my work can be seen below:

THANKS 4 READINGN!!!! I understand these are a lot of changes in only one day (April 1st is only so long, after all) but I think it’s really important to be transparent about what will happen on this blog from here on out.

#April fools #cw flashing #Stoat Speak #COMMISSIONS ARE NOT ACTUALLY OPEN unless you actually want to pay me to draw ms paint warrior cats #I am not opposed to that I just don't see why you'd want to #Also the blinkies are from blinkiescafe genuinely a fantastic website

[icewindandboringhorror]

Very generic “”gothy” character in a children’s cartoon” type look just out of curiosity, seeing if I had enough stuff to put together a full outfit from a box of old clothes lol. I didn’t have an actual main shirt though, so it’s just a plain tank top with cat shape cut out of paper and safety pinned onto the front 

#Though not calling anyone generic if this is your style or something. I don't mean it in a bad way. I just mean like.. all of the steretypic #al elements are there. The choker thing. the 'fishnet shirt under a tank top' . the 'carefully placed slightly askew studded belt' etc. #the skirt + some form of patterned specially striped tights + platform boots combo. etc. Like from a character design standpoint #These are the elements usually present in a show when they want to portray 'this caracter is slightly edgy and alternative' #just missing like.. hair with straight across bangs in pigtails that's black with a few colored streaks in it. OR just like shoulder length #shaggy hair that's also streaky and has a sidebang. and like.. one lip piercing or something ghhjbjh.. dark eyeliner #black nailpolish. I'm not painting my nails just for one uoutfit though. I actually used to wear nailpolish more but I just hate the smell #so much now. I can't see how I ever was able to bear it. I think maybe because usually I had some bigger spaces with ventalation. I guess #I could paint them outside maybe. Still #It's still hard to beleive some poeple will like. full on #get their nails done on a constant basis. get hair done. etc.etc. Not even just becuase of the money but like. the sensory experience seems #ovwerhelming. I only have been to a hair salon like twice in my life and both times I HATED a person touching me. and having to like lay my #head back and get it rinsed. etc. I went to a nail slon literally once because someone else wanted to go and I happened to be with them #and the smell was bad to me and also I did not like them touching me even if it was just my hands. Also I've never had fake nails #and didn't want them so when I went in I just got them plainly painted a plain color with nothing special andit's just like.. I could have #done that myself for free lol.. I get going to a place with special tools and equipment if you want something complicated but like.. #why pay to have your plain nails plainly painted in a plain way #Hair thing if more bothersome though like. Maybe strangers can touch my hands i guess but like. letting someone near my head and face. #automatic bad reflex. Like an animal protecting it's belly or something. I think amplified by the fact that not only is a stranger touching #you but also there's like. so much. stuff. wet feeling on hair and then the feeling of hands and then so many smells and then other poeple #being there too. etc. etc. Though since my hair is so long now I have been curious every once in a while to like.. go into a place and get #an estimate. Not to go through with it actually but just like. hey if I theoretically wanted you to bleach my very dark extremely thick hai #r that is all the way to my fingertips. and make it like white.how much would that cost and how long would it take. I feel like it would tak #e froever and be very expensive since it'd probably use up a lot of product. I barely even keep up with coloring my own hair at home anymore #because it's always such a process. Instead of one thing of dye I need literally like 4 lol. etc. #Or maybe it'd be cheaper because they'd have bulk items instead of buying single package. But still. the man hours probably. cost of labor. #ANYWAY khjk... Another fun look just to be silly. Not really my style but it's all just playing dress up

[pinkplatiploo]

I have acquired a free plain hot pink zip up so like. What am I going to do with it. Like what will I do with it. Like whatever will I

#YES I WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN AND NOT PAY FOR A MABEL SWEATER FOR A LONG TIME #Also why do I always get a sweater embroidery project during the summer #this is like the third time I’d be doing this #ok whatever #I still need to plan out some logistics things about what exactly I want to do tho #like it’s not just a plain hoodie #it is a zip up that isn’t made like a basic zip up #(lowkey doesn’t make sense but I know what I mean) #so I am debating making the star a patch on the chest or putting the star on the back #I think if I do stuff by the zipper it won’t look good or I’ll mess up the zipper somehow so 🤷‍♀️ #I know I said this is my third time embroidering a sweatshirt but believe me I am no expert I kinda just go with my heart and what I in my #uneducated opinion think will work #so #then there’s the star itself #I have these cotton squares I bought from a thrift store a few years ago that I can use #problem is all I have are these teddy bear ones and yellow ones #plus the squares may not be large enough for the back if I decide to do that #I can paint the fabric (and I have before) but I think it will come off over time #because I did that with the sweater I decorated last year and the paint is coming off to the point where I plan to repaint parts of it at #some point in the near future #I guess I could dye the fabric but I do not have dye on hand and I do not want to buy a lot of dye for such a small amount of fabric #I do like tie dye so I’d probably use that dye again at some point but still. you get it #pink thinks

[citrus-wall-paint]

#commissions open #please commission me #pay what you want commissions #art commisions #commissions #taking commisions #craft commissions #paint commissions #marvel #marvel fanart #xmen #i need money #commission sheets #commision sheet #digital commissions open #digital commissions

[iqmmir]

Istfg are they for real right now

#.mimiming ❜ #seriously? two entire fucking years for this? #man i give up #i just keep trying and trying to fix my friendships and trying to get over my issues #can someone just please fucking meet me halfway???? #'youre too good for us' can you please stop being so fucking entitled and stop deciding for me??? #if i wanted to stop talking to you i would #im not so fucking noble that ill spend my energy if i dont want to unless i get something out of it #i enjoy talking to you guys i like you all it's unfair that you just decide to stop talking to me because of shit like this #it's frustrating and annoying #'youre too kind' shut the actual fuck up shut the fuck up #if im too kind and nice and good then pay me back #all the effort i put into this for you. pay me back for that #im sick and tired of being the one who's expected to just. bear it all and stick with you regardless #im tired of it #stop trying to paint me as some sort of ultimate great and nice and sweet person and pretending all the bad parts of me dont exist #stop acting like im not asking you to put in some effort yourself #i get you have baggage but it's frustrating being the one fixing everything always #im supposed to be your friend not your mother not your therapist not your teacher #your fucking friend #'im not good enough' stop thinking im some sort of saint who should only hang out with sweet and nice people #i seriously just want you to shut the fuck up and listen to me for oncw #im doing this of my own free will so can YOU PLEASE JUST FOR ONCE SEE THAT I WANT YOU TO PUT SOME EFFORT AND WORRY FOR ME AS WELL #AND BE THERE FOR ME AND NOT FUCKING CUT OFF CONTACT AND EXPECT ME TO FIX EVERYTHING AGAIN #im tired im done if they think theyre not good enough i dont care anymore if they think im not someone they should be friends with then sure #im not putting up with this any more im done

[fool-in-his-wedding-gown]

new battle jacket dropped :3 super excited to spike this one

(fabric paint on denim - 2023; started 06/01/23 & completed 06/15/23)

#the arcana #the arcana game #art #GOOD LORD. #fun project! you could not pay me to do anything like this ever again! #i love being an autistic punk though i can wake up and be like 'hmmm today i will paint Special Interest on my jacket' & then just do that #idk what patches i want to add if any. but if i'm not adding patches that sort of defeats the whole purpose of it being a battle jacket.... #much to think about. i spent weeks on this. 2 weeks to be exact #i might post the Bespikening. because i'm planning this really fun mix of silver + gunmetal + red #& i have some old nails lying around so maybe those too #pleiades posts

[rosicheeks]

😞

#why oh whyyyyyy #did I wake up super anxious #like I literally just woke up #and I feel a knot in my stomach #I wanna smoke and paint and just relax today #but I’m out of weed and I’m super sad about it :( #does anyone wanna come over and smoke me out pls #I’ll be sure to return the favor in some way 👀🫣 #but uhm no seriously #if anyone wanted to tip me a lil bit so I could maybe pick up today that would be stellar #like I would do the biggest happy dance and get on a plane and come find you to give you a huge kiss #I just want to be high #I think weed should be free for cities like me #like I’m cute #and I have to pay for my own weed????? #ridiculous #Ngl I wish I found a dealer I could like suck his cock for free weed or something #that would be the life #or even better my partner is the dealer #and they spot me nugs whenever I’m out and sad #and gives me free oz #sighhhhhhhhh #*cuties not cities #no way I’m gonna retype all that #shut up rosie

[gexten]

An exciting announcement! I've joined Vgen ✨

Surprise me (Pwyw), Character illustrations and Paintings has been made available as commissions!

Please check it out! https://vgen.co/Gexten

I plan on adding more as i finish up some examples.

Stay tuned! 💜

#Vgen #vgen commission #vgencomm #vgenopen #Vgen open #commission #commissions open #art commission #artist on tumblr #digital art #painting #surprise me #pay what you want #pwyw commissions

[lazorsandparadox]

I dont trust any of yall that say eat the rich anymore because half the time youre not even talking about the rich, youre talking about greg the accountant who owns a house and can maybe afford to take his family on one vacation every year or so. And sometimes youre not even talking about greg, youre talking about his daughter becky who still lives with him because she cant afford to move out. Im begging yall to learn the difference between "has disposable income" and "literally has so much wealth that its harmful"

"Rich" does not simply mean "has nicer things than you" and if that how you take it to mean then i dont know man, maybe you should get off your soapbox and go read a book or something

#'if you really think 500 dollars isnt rich people money then send me 500 dollars right now lmao' #damn brittany its almost like the concept of 'saving money for things you want' exists #and theres a difference between saving all year for a vacation and making an impulse payment of 500 to some rude dumbass on the internet #'no one making minumum wage can save uo that much' you realize there are income brackets between minimum wage and billionaires right? #you realize someone who makes 30 an hour still isnt rich but can save up fot nice things right? #i saved up 700 to go stargaze in door county for 2 days last month but that doesnt change the fact that i live in my moms fucking basement #that 700 split across 12 months isnt gonna make or break my ability to find an apartment. its not even enough to pay a security deposit #but even if that werent the case owning a home or an apartment doesnt make you rich! not all houses are mansions! #when the revolution comes you people are gonna paint the streets red with the blood of doctors and middle managers and call it liberation

[wombbatical]

ooooohhh lover boyy

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #started the sketch a few days ago but it takes me 3-5 business days to get the motivation to do lineart #and then I get sick of it midway so my lineart is just chicken scratch #coloring? rinse and repeat. I love doing art until I actually have to do it. #zenin maki #okkotsu yuta #yutamaki #digital art #clip studio paint #The way she's holding her sword is so scuffed #don't look at it unless you want to pay me two hundred dollars

[icewindandboringhorror]

I’m always paranoid of my tumblr being deleted or malfunctioning or something like that someday, so here’s other places to find me/follow me, just in case lol

~ instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucalicatte/

~ main youtube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LucaLiCatte

~ games/sims youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@cloudycatte

~ facebook page (I rarely use this because I hate facebook but.. it at least allows text posts better than instagram does, so idk maybe I’d use it more if tumblr went away? lol) - https://www.facebook.com/cloudycatteart/

~ Other Links (stuff I don’t use often/isn’t Main enough to list here, like twitter, neopets, other tumblr sideblogs, youtube channels, etc.) are here - http://icewindandboringhorror.tumblr.com/otherlinks )

#An updated version of this since some of the links on the old one are no longer the same lol #I might make a website website one day (not with a custom domain since I'm not paying for that/dont have the money lol #but like a 'my name.weebly.com type thing lol) but I haven't had the time recently. If I ever get around to it I'll update the post and #reblog that version. ANYWAY.. I just like to have one of these written out to reblog every once in a while. During the once ever few months #when poeple are like 'tumblr is failing again! it wont survive!' which has happened like 80 times but I'm still always like :0c what if! #also love the ms paint art done with a mouse ghhj #ANYWAY.. also if you want to see the stinky game I made that's not actually related to my own worldbuilding really (why I have never #posted anything about it publilcy because it's like.. how do I talk about it lol) I have my itch.io linked in the 'other links' page #as well as my General Projects blog. which talks about all the ongoing and upcoming projects I want to do that are #actually set in my world and can give you previews of some of the things I'm working on. Currently resuming my Game after abandoning it #basically for the entire pandemic and a little before that - as mentioned before - so that's OUgh.. in terms of A Lot Of Work #Especially since while kind of 'revamping and updating' I want to add a few features which are mostly easy but every once in a while #I don't understand something and it's like....... hGGhh...... Ironically despite Blogging I just hate talking to people in public open foru #.. I love privacy and security lol.. and I always feel that ONE day I am going to have a question that has not already been asked on a foru #somewhere and I am going to have to post myself and.. no.. I shan't even imagine it.. It's not even really social anxiety it's just like.. #efficiency.. instead of wating like days to get an accurate response and resolve the problem with the general public I would rather just ha #e a one time 30min conversation with an expert and resolve it quickly. PLUS then I also only interact with One stranger instead of Many Of #Them lol.. any 6+ yrs of experience Ren'py experts hmu so I can pay you like $50 to have a single 45min conversation #with me over an insanely simple question and then never talk to you again until a year later when I have a second question. hhjb #ANYWAY.. I still really don't like instagram or it's layout and I never understood how it works like.. if I should be tagging photos or wha #or how you really use it and I just... euGH... stimky.. but it is one of the most popular so I feel obligated to link it. I wish facebook w #sn't such a nasty poo poo because I do actually like the variety of posts you can make and how Pages on facebook operate. In the scense of #it being similar to tumblr that you can make a VARIETy of styles of post. not just Only Post Photos or Only Short Text or Only Video which #is still like.. how the funk does sutff like that even get popular lol.. the Limited nature.. hewwo.. but alas.. and NO way I'm touching #fucking Threads please do not make an account on there and don't let your friends do it and don't let that shit catch on lol. #BUT YEahg... links...... just in case.. i hope tumblr stays aroundin it's current format forever though lol.. #I'm pretty sure even facebook doesn't have audio posts. or tags the way this does. or CHRONOLOGICAL FEED. custom html for pages.. aaaaa

[del-tenna-rune]

chara 🤝 kris characters the fandom insisted were villains at one point

#reltadune.txt #no bc the way people LEAPED to the conclusion that kris is the knight post chapter 2 ending gives me the impression #that a concerning amount of people in this fandom either have not payed attention to the game at all #or just want a reason to paint kris as evil #despite it making little to no sense once you really look at it #as many of us (myself included) did with chara back in undertales heyday #kris mightve created the tv dark world fountain but there's no basis for them creating the others. #and their reasoning for it mightve been somewhat selfish #but still #also im on team papyrus is the knight till we get further information lol #i am a kris apologist first and foremost #and yeah making asriel go along with their plan wasn't. the best thing charas ever done #but #kris is a teen. chara was a kid. goddamn. #kris dreemurr #dr kris #deltarune kris #chara #undertale #utdr #chara dreemurr #ut chara #deltarune #delta rune #kris is nonbinary #kris deltarune #safeutdr #dreemurr family #toby fox