Clark: Bruuuce, would you still like me if I were an alien?
Bruce: You are an alien, Clark. You’re also high on painkillers.
Clark: You’re so meaaan. You don’t see me as human!
Bruce: That’s because you’re not human.
Clark: Now that’s just cruel.
Bruce: [sighs] But you’re also more human than any human I’ve ever met, Clark. You’re better than any of us.
Clark: [sniffling] Thanks. You know that I’d still like you if you’re an alien, right?
Bruce: Hn, that’s good to know, Clark.
Clark: [mumbles Kryptonian endearments]
Bruce: …Clark, would you still like me if I were a bat?
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“They didn’t give Afton a motive”
Did Norman Bates have a motive? Nope. Did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? Don't think so. You see, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid.
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
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Pandora: How have you been, Reg?
Regulus: Well, I’m under stress, I’m under pressure!
Regulus: The only thing I’m NOT under is James Potter
Regulus: Which is a bloody shame honestly
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Bruce, introducing Harvey and Jason for the first time: Sweetheart, this is Harvey. My…friend.
Jason Todd, a 12 year old catholic: You know that divorce means you’re going to hell, right
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Bruce: Kent, so nice of you to swing by our campsite.
Clark: Mr Wayne.
Bruce: Are you a lumberjack? Cause I need your help with this wood.
Clark: Yes I am Mr Wayne, that’s why I’m here to apply for the job. I’m very good at handling wood. My previous employer said that I was a hard worker.
Bruce: Hmm, so you’re a hard worker, but are you fast?
Clark: I go hard and fast. Got no complaints about my performance so far.
Bruce: Looks like you’re a cut above the rest.
Clark: So do I get the job?
Bruce: Sure, here’s the axe. The ground seems pretty uneven here. Watch your step, or you’ll fall head over heels.
Clark: Too late, Mr Wayne, I’ve already fallen-
Tim: You’re both such a pain in the trunk. Are we going to cut down this damn tree or what?
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— December 20, 1914 / Franz Kafka diaries
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