One thing I love about reading WAP after reading too much English literature (I was reading Persuasion before it) is the contrast between those repressed Britishes who barely touched each other (not even!! A kiss!! Between the main couple!!) and these Russians just kissing each other everywhere all the time even the characters who aren’t super close. They just be kissing faces and cheeks and shoulder and heads and hands and !! good for them!! Good for them!!!
The ONLY twerking you’ll ever see me do 🕺🏻 #chubbychecker #twist #twisting #dancersofinstagram #southpawbill #wap (at Rancho Cucamonga, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNqgHoLFF6i/?igshid=1cp191kjw62az
I'm picturing a bunch of tweedy historians and linguistics in the future translating the lyrics to "WAP" and analyzing it like they do with Pompeian art/graffiti and the Venus of Willendorf, and I find the image at least as hilarious as Ben Shapiro freaking out about the lyrics.