Tony: I’ll never get married.
Steve: I used to think that about myself too, but now I’m married to my best friend!
Tony: … [Looks at Rhodes]
Rhodes: Don’t even think about it.
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tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours
rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?
tony:
tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now
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rhodeytony morning cuddles for @shanastoryteller, thank you for your support ♡
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Iron Man 15 (2024) by Kael Ngu
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Undead war beetle, raised from the hollowed-out body of a rezhatta or watroach (by Brom, from The City-State of Nibenay, in the Dark Sun World boxed set The Ivory Triangle for AD&D 2e, TSR, 1993)
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tony: why do people believe i’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?
rhodey: experience
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tony, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest rhodes
rhodey, glancing up: yes?
tony, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest platypus, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.
rhodey, turning to tony’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???
pepper, tony’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over
tony, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-
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