This is raw as fuck. Idc what anyone says. Wario is a thug ass champion. Do you see this shit???
He didn't get this from some absurd lottery ticket. No, he had to go through all sorts of extremely dangerous adventures to attain these treasures. Wario's a greedy fat fuck but he works for all of his spoils. If something catches his eye, he hunts it down relentlessly, no matter the danger or challenge.
Short version. We need another game about Wario going on an surreal and insane adventure purely because he wants something shiny