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martian-garden · 1 year
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Wet paper bag warlock patron. Cosmic horror tired of unknowable strife and thrust into conflicts of forces beyond comprehension with no life before or after being complete. It had never grown and has never been young, simultaneously too young and too old for what is happening around it. And it eventually, in an act that could be most closely described as self preservation and hope of some small glimpse at mild entertainment, grabs a random mortal and goes here. You work for me now.
A distraction.
Mortal is initially wary and thinks that all these deep questions they feel like they're being asked in their dreams or visions are some kind of test, but at one point begins to wonder whether their lord is genuinely asking... because it doesn't know?
All the nightmares aren't punishment, they're trauma dumping.
The patron slowly grants them more power not because they do what it asks but because they slowly become an emotional support, unable to understand and thus totally safe from the complexities of immortality. It trusts them. It heals, regains energy and strength it can share.
"What does your master will?" somebody asks.
"Huh? Oh, Big Fella? It's like a big weird horse with anxiety. Horse bc nobody knows why the things that upset a horse upset it. It just wants to lay in my lap and purr all afternoon."
"Wait. I was talking about your patron, not your cat familiar."
"I don't have a familiar."
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lejoursobre · 7 months
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That's how it happened to me 🦆 S2 made me re-watch s1 and as 2019 is now a long time ago, I forgot how much I loved it!
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cata-strophes · 4 months
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the dark sbi server had another secret santa this year, this was my gift :}
bit of lore i couldnt add bc it would be ten pages longer:
neapolitan trio are demon brothers, phil is their demon dad. techno is the oldest, and he was taken years ago by evil angels or smth idk, he had his memories supressed and for the longest time thought he was human and joined the war on the angelic forces's side.
tommy and wil are tasked to get him back, and tommy does so first, but he wants some time with his brother who is always busy!! so he pretends to be a human child and follows him around. techno grows fond of him and wants to protect him.
wilbur eventually finds him and tommy refuses to give him victory, so the gig is up!!
techno does spend more time with tommy later on ^-^
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thealyssa4life · 2 years
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I saw a post you made about warlocks and combined with your awesome blog theme it reminded me of a warlock I based on Amanda Seyfried, with a succubus patron based on Megan Fox, so thank you for that
Anytime! And woah, you based a patron off me? That's so cool!
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probablybadrpgideas · 5 months
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The Big Bad create Magic Circle Against The Gay, completely protecting against all known adventuring parties.
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kaiserouo · 2 months
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ghost (1/3)
(next | prev(poster))
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mo-mo-ru-art · 8 months
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Uhmmmmmmmmm does someone feels called out?
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avianii · 8 months
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Don't work with your parents- they have blackmail material in their wallets
this but with Top Gun (1986)
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basketobread · 5 months
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i love how different all your tavs are!!!!!!!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! theyre all very silly and dumb in their own rights but theyre all my blorbos and i would die for them... they are everything to me...
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macbethz · 6 months
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hes just like me fr
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teecupangel · 7 months
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Normally, Desmond is sent back in time to mess with things.
But what if it wasn't him?
Like, maybe Desmond couldn't go back in time himself but he could, in the split second he touched the apple, send someone else.
What if one of his ancestors went back in time? (Upon their deaths or something.)
I imagine a young Altair (who might be using a fake name) running around Italy with a tired Ezio following like a worried mother hen. (No, Claudia, he is not hovering he is just concerned) He ends up taking Altair under his wing (No, Claudia, it is not adoption.)
Or maybe Altair ends up in Bayek's time, Oh! Or Connor in Ezio's time. (Edward and Ezio would either get along badly or be too powerful if they were together in the same time period.)
These boys ruin the timeline and somehow save the world/future by simply stumbling through everything with no clue what's going on. and of course the power of friendship and really sharp blades.
Desmond and Clay are laughing their asses off in the afterlife as their ancestors destroy centuries worth of carefully calculated plans. (They might also manipulate things a little to help.)
And the time traveling ancestors for the most part, are doing the best they can in their current situation.
They are freaking the fuck out the whole time but are excellent at hiding it.
Poor Ezio.
(No, Altair, you can't kill that person because that have information we need, yes, I'm sure, Claudia don't encourage him.)
Well… How about we add some… ‘order’ to the chaos?
Desmond only had a fraction of a second to send his ancestor back in time.
And he hesitated.
He didn’t know which one to send.
Should it be Altaïr? Altaïr always felt like he would find out what to do even if he was given only minimal clues.
But Ezio was his prophet, the one he had been with the longest…
Ratonhnhaké:ton though… he deserves answers. He deserves the truth.
And when he woke up…
In that endless sea of gray…
The first word he heard were…
“’Morning. Which fucked up timeline do you want to hear first?”
Desmond sat and blinked as Clay stood before him, arms crossed with a smile that doesn’t reach his eyes.
“Uuuhh…”
“Do you want to hear about how Edward Kenway managed to save his grandson and his grandson’s mother from the fires that should have killed her?” Clay asked before adding, “Oh… and he’s learned that his son’s a Templar by the way. At least, one of his old friends believe he’s actually Edward Kenway. If you think the Kenway Family Drama is bad when you were reliving Connor’s memories, then you gotta see the top tier drama that’s happening with Edward and Haytham right now.”
“Or maybe you want to hear about how Connor got kicked into Ezio’s time? He has no idea what’s happening but he got appointed as Federico’s combat instructor. He knows jackshit, by the way, about the tragedy that’s about to happen but, hey, at least Giovanni believes he’s an Assassin from another country or something. Oh.” Clay rubbed his chin as he added, “Connor doesn’t like how close Giovanni is with the Medici by the way. Lorenzo reminds him a bit of Washington or maybe he’s projecting, who knows?”
“Maybe you’ll like to know how your dear prophet is doing? Well, he’s doing badly in preserving the damn timeline that’s for sure. Let’s see… he got in touch with Alamut and managed to bluff his way into making them believe he’s the mentor of a destroyed Assassin branch from the crusader lands, he got the mentor’s permission to make his own branch in Levant, made a deal with said mentor to become a thorn in Al Mualim’s side and find out what he’s hiding, adopted Altaïr and even went as far as adopt Abbas because he believed he could ‘change’ things.” Clay was quiet for a moment before he added, “Oh and his branch is in the underground temple in Jerusalem so he has the Apple with him already.”
“Then there’s Altaïr.” Clay said with such… annoyance Desmond was actually afraid of what Altaïr had done. Clay rubbed the side of his forehead as he started, “See, they can only be transported into what counts as their past so we can’t have something like Altaïr being pushed into his future in Ezio’s time or something. And, since your only instruction to the Moraes was to ‘change the past’, they had to improvise with Altaïr considering he’s more or less the starting point. They had to pick another one of your ancestors who was important to your past and this world’s future so…”
“Altaïr’s been sent to the time of the Isu-Human war and his knowledge of the POEs and getting unconstrained access to the POEs at their full power… well… let’s just say…” Clay’s tone was drier than the desert as he said, “The Isus didn’t know what hit them.”
Desmond could only stare at Clay as he said.
“Soooo… which one do you want to contact first as their ‘patron’?”
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sylenth-l · 9 months
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Oh look it's dancing birds
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seeminglyseph · 11 months
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I think it matters a lot that a) everyone who has seeming offered to help Karna has done so *after* she needed it. And b) was in some way using her and therefore needed her.
In the eyes of a child, if you weren’t there when she needed you, and can’t even help yourself, what good are you to her?
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itsscottiesstark · 2 months
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Nanny Ashtoreth holding 3 year old Warlock in her arms:
Nanny: Look, Warlock. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
Brother Francis: *eyes her suspiciously*
Nanny: A king's time as ruler, rises and falls like the sun.
Francis: *opens his mouth to interject*
Nanny: One day, Warlock, the sun will set on our time here and will rise with you as the new king.
Warlock: And this will all be mine?
Nanny: Everything.
Francis: Are you- is- was that from Lion King?
Nanny, covering Warlock's ears: Hey, it's a good movie!
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gavamont · 8 months
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A warlock that has a paper fortune teller as his patron communication device. They look under a fold and see instructions like “kill the archduke” or “try the ceviche”. It can also be used to release spells like Eldritch Blast and Testicular Torsion.
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brighter-star · 2 months
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Meet Kaede Honoko, an oc of mine from a dnd campaign primarily based on Madoka Magica who sold her soul to become a magical girl after a housefire killed her cat
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