#warlockposting

[yentaly]

Just warlocking.

(I refrence this meme too often while no one I know has even seen it)

#196 #rule #r/196 #jevil #deltarune #forbidden knowledge #wizardposting #wizard shit #warlockposting

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

KILL the idea that a warlock is a dark summoner / necromancer. Not all necromancers are warlocks and not all warlocks are necromancers

#warlockposting

[tentacleteapot]

it's truly not that serious but I'm starting to feel like "horny/sugar baby warlock" has kind of replaced "horny bard" as the go-to ttrpg stereotype that most needs to be retired. the fact that warlocks get all their magic through pacts with supernatural beings is so rich with roleplaying and characterization potential, but every time I see warlocks mentioned in ttrpg spaces on tumblr/tiktok/Elon Musk's Sinking Ship it's the same old "yeah warlocks get their power by fucking a demon" bit, and it's just really tiresome.

I just think people are missing out! warlocks can form alliances with infernal or fey creatures, working as their covert agents and researching things that they would raise too much suspicion looking into on their own! warlocks can be hired assassins and spies and on-call mercenaries and so much more: they can be Chosen Ones granted magic by a local spirit or minor deity, fast-talkers who duped some higher being into giving them magic, or just nerds so invested in learning about a given topic that they agreed to help some powerful entity with a difficult task in exchange for more information. there's so much potential on both a comedic and character-driven level and it's all being ignored so we can make demon sugar daddy jokes. I love warlocks and I just wish they got even a little credit or acknowledgement for being a more interesting and lore-rich class than they get treated as.

#warlockposting #warlocks #ttrpgs #man i'm just. so tired of that being the Only Warlock Joke. #this is okay to reblog just don't be a fucking clown in the notes okay #daphne.txt

[the-warlock-syndicate]

Haters be like, "Relying on a higher power is a cheat, you didn't work for your arcane abilities, you aren't true casters"

Don't listen to them, they are just a bunch of bitter nerds who do things the hard way because their master made them do it the hard way, and now their only joy in life is tormenting their apprentices by making them write out Planar Shift proofs by hand with a quill and ink pot, because that's how they were taught.

Fuck that, take the short cuts, and if that means getting your back blown out by a demon prince, all the better. Be wary of banging fey for power though, because contraception will 'inexplicably' fail, and that's how you get awkward family reunions twenty years down the line.

#wizardposting #wizard tumblr #warlock #warlockposting #196

[snazzy-warlock]

Yo @the-gnomish-bastard Some fucking idiot gnome came up to me yesterday and said he was you and that he needed money. He showed me some magic to prove it but it all fucking sucked.

#warlockposting #wizardposting

[aro-spectre]

felt like the wizardposting side of tumblr would appreciate that

this is a series of vkontakte messages

translation:

bro grant the warlock freedom

bro the warlock needs freedom

bro let the warlock go he needs to be free

bro you need to set the warlock free

bro the warlock needs to be liberated asap

bro let the warlock out

#spectre original #wizardposting #warlockposting #??

[boneeatingbitch]

im so normal about lockwood

#town of salem #my art #town of salem 2 #traitors in salem #warlockposting

[warlockiguess]

You don’t understand, I NEED a big staff so I can use it as a walking stick, to feel as old and wise as I am.

AND I need a big chunky crystal at the top to channel my magic through and whack people over the head with.

#wizardposting #warlockposting #mine >:( #warlock #wizardblr #wizard #staff #wizard staff #warlock staff

[lvl8warlock]

When I die I plan to become a muse that drives people mad with divine inspiration just like mine did to me. Start with small, achievable goals.

#wizardposting #wizard #warlock #muse #the muse #shitpost #eldritch #eldritch horror #sexy eldritch horror #cryptid #cryptid posts #inpiration #warlockposting #warlock posting #warlock patron #D&D #5e #Dnd

[greenteawarlock]

*Waggles fingers menacingly*

They say warlocks are inferior to wizards, but could a wizard do this?

*Falls asleep with the violent crash of a Mach-5 forehead-to-desk impact*

#warlockposting #GreenTeaWarlock #wizardposting

[ghostymutt]

Q: What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? 

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Heya friends! Trying out a new form of delivering news across all my socials ^^  

In other news, I have also changed my username on Toyhouse + Artfight from GHOSTY-MUTT to GHOSTYMUTT! Very minor change but a necessary one lol- so if you come across any broken links, that's why! (also please comment if you find em anywhere)

I will also be migrating from Instagram to Tumblr over the course of the year, because I am, quite frankly, absolutely d o n e with trying to appease Insta’s ever-changing + downright hostile algorithm.

All that aside, give me your thoughts on this new form of news updates in the comments below!  

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 A: a Labra-cadabra-dor!

#newspost #updates #ghosty art #warlockposting #small artist

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

warlock idea: harry dubois style unwashed cop whose patron is a police department with an in-house magic wellspring. He's violated the terms a thousand times, but his pact is stuck in the back of a file cabinet somewhere and nobody's bothered to go looking for it.

#warlockposting

[tentacleteapot]

I use my cantrip of permanent infinite hell dimension of ten billion flaming skulls and you take 1d4 psychic damage

#I don’t know shut up they can’t all be funny #daphne.txt #warlockposting #Dungeons & Dragons #-adjacent

[alchemistwarlock]

best part about being a warlock instead of a wizard is the fact that you don’t have to listen to a word that the wizard council says. i can summon beasts and cast spells you couldn’t even fathom. you can’t even make me pay taxes

#wizardposting #wizards #warlocks #warlockposting #alchemistwarlock #the wizard council has NOTHING ON ME #textpost #text post #alchemist warlock #spells

[the-warlock-syndicate]

Is your patron demanding your name or soul? Is your patron sending you on dangerous quests without risk management? Is your patron capriciously threatening to take away your powers on a whim?

Contact your local chapter of the Warlock Syndicate. We actively work with warlocks to bring them into a collective bargaining agreements with their patrons, and break the one-sided arrangements which plague our profession.

#196 #warlockposting #wizardposting #wizard tumblr #warlock syndicate #rule

[sendmebacktonowhere]

me: *throws my ability to perceive time into the ritual flames*

oh great old ones, what power shall you grant me in exchange for this sacrifice?

the great old ones:

you can go on errands without getting distracted or exhausted now

#wizardposting #warlockposting #adhd