Aaron mf Warner: Lift your hips for me love
Me (a straight female) : *slams book close* *kicks my legs in the air* *giggles uncontrollably* *contemplates life choices* *squeels like a teenage girl* *realizes that he isn’t real* *cries because no one is as good as Aaron mf warner*
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The only fictional relationships I'm interested in and obsess over have the character's s/o's nickname as either:
Love
My darling god/My sweet nemisis
Darling
My dear
My dark benevolent queen
OR something like:
Snob/Troll/Wifey/[Last name]
Seaweed brain/Wise girl
Sarge
OTHERWISE I DONT WANT IT
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Warner: Juliette, can you help me? All my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Juliette, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size : No
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Credits to the owner. 🌷
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Warner: Am i in hell?
Kenji: No, Warner. If you were in hell you’d be on the throne and the devils would be packing
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Aaron: How's the sexiest person here?
Juliette: I don't know, how are they?
Aaron, flustered: I-
Kenji, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Everyone needs a best friend like Kenji. Like imagine him telling you that he would have taken care of you even if you were a caterpillar.
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Aaron&Juliette
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Aaron: Juliette is playing hard to get.
Aaron: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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IGNITE ME
Kenji: Looks like somebody has a crush
Juliette: I don’t have a crush on Warner I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him or anything!
*Later that night*
Juliette, very much awake: Uh oh.
RESTORE ME
Juliette: Somebody has a crush.....
Kenji: I don’t have a crush on Nazeera, J!!!! I just think he's super cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her or anything!
*Later that night*
Kenji, very much awake: Fuck-
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*Aaron teaching Kenji to drive and taking Juliette along for the ride*
Aaron: That's a pothole. To the left!
Kenji: Take it back now y'all Drives into pothole
Juliette, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Kenji: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Aaron, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Kenji: Country Roads.
Juliette: To the place.
Kenji and Juliette in unison: I Belong!
Aaron, crying harder: What the fuck?
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kenji kishimoto predicting midnights
she was sunshine, i was midnight rain
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Saw a post today that said that the eyeballs on the covers of the Shatter Me series (main books) transition from Juliette’s eyes to Aaron’s. I think this is wrong, because in Believe Me, Aaron mentions how Juliette’s eyes change hue based on the light level around them. The eyes on the covers go from being deep blue at the beginning, when Juliette is in the asylum/first on Aaron’s base, to being more green in Restore Me and Defy Me, when Juliette is the happiest in all of the main books. They go back to being a mix of blue and green in Imagine Me when Juliette is kidnapped, but also gets closure for her sister. The eyes aren’t Juliette’s morphing into Aaron’s, they are all Juliette’s eyes, changing hues based on the metaphorical “light” that she feels in each book.
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Forget about live action movie and give Shatter Me anime 🙏🏽
By: virtual__bunny
Bc THIS this better than movies
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Kenji: Now let's see what you guys bought me for my birthday. This better be good.
[Opens the present from Warner]
Kenji: Really, man? Socks!? And I really thought we were friends.
Warner: What's wrong with socks? They are fashionable AND keep your feet warm.
Kenji: Seriously dude? It's like you don't even know me.
[Opens present from Juliette]
Kenji: Now THAT [lifts up a Power Ranger set] is what I'm talking about. That's my BFF right there.
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Adam: I was happier when i thought you were-
Me if i had Juliette’s power:
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Aaron: *Screams*
Nazeera: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Juliette: Should we do something?!
Kenji, observing: No, I want to see who wins this
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