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carolinelikesdinner · 1 month
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Warren Burgess :3
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cassandra-starflower · 7 months
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Fablehaven memes:
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sees-writes · 4 months
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I love that Dale and Warren Burgess full on took their role as older cousins to Kendra and Seth so seriously, becoming as protective of them as older siblings would. I mean:
“‘Maybe you should just feed me to him (Olloch),’ Seth said.
‘Don’t talk nonsense,’ Grandma said…
‘He’ll have to eat me to get to you.’ Dale said. ‘Whether you like it or not.’”
This is Book 2 RotES
“The knife at her side had Kendra’s full attention. She realized that the wrong words or action might get her stabbed.
Warren stopped into view, hands in his shopping cart, eyes on Civia. Kendra had never seen him look quite so serious.
“Warren stopped. ‘I don’t care who you are,’ he said. ‘You harm Kendra and I’ll break your neck.’”
This is Book 5 KthDP
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Dale was fully ready to fist fight a whole ass demon to protect Seth. Warren told the LAST Eternal that he did not give a shit and would end her to protect Kendra. I just love how ride or die these to are, pure Burgess blood right there.
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multifandomgirl2008 · 5 months
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Warren: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Seth: Heck. Warren: You're on thin fucking ice. Warren: Oh no-
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zzyzxtourguide · 3 months
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I’m a terror to this fandom and I’m back to make it everyone’s problem
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thinklikeseth · 7 months
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mercutiotakethewheel · 7 months
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All the Burgess’ know is:
Tell funny joke
Insult a magical creature a million times more powerful, who already wants to kill you, to their face. Sometimes as a manipulation tactic.
Do wildly stupid thing
Have it work out every time
Make every magical creature in the vicinity fall wildly in love with you
Eat hot chip and lie
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excepttemptation · 1 year
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I’m gonna come out here and say it;
it would have been way funnier if Seth and Bracken became a chaotic duo BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH CANONICALLY RULE BREAKERS. Bracken spits in the face of authority. He disregarded his mom’s advice and WENT DIRECTLY TO THE SPHINXES SANCTUARY. He roasted the Sphinx every opportunity he got. In a perfect world, Seth and Bracken would have laid down a diss track about the Sphinx while Warren beatboxes in the background.
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He's my best friend. He only exists on a screen. He's my little guy. I want to study him under a microscope. I want to put him in my pocket. I want him to undergo extreme physical and mental trauma. I want him to live his best life.
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shayjay26 · 4 months
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i need warren and seth to do a remake of "im just ken"
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carolinelikesdinner · 27 days
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Doodle request: Warren and Vanessa dressed up like secret agents (like the sunglasses and suits, maybe to mess with someone)
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WLW MLM solidarity at its finest. Anyways sorry the guns look awful I cant draw them for shit LMAO
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fangsinmypants · 1 month
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Art credits to (in order): @kaponebi @fairykam @carolinelikesdinner and the last one is mine °3°
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sees-writes · 4 months
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Rereading Fablehaven so here are some headcanons
The fairies in FH universe are undoubtedly beautiful but also are equipped with sharp fangs that hurt a lot when they bite someone
After Kendra becomes fairykind her ears become slightly pointed and her teeth become sharper but the sharp fangs are only visible to those that have drank the milk
Vanessa has multiple tattoos
Warren has one tattoo which is very small because it hurt so much but he wears it with a badge of honor (he will never admit it was dare or that it’s a butterfly)
Ruth Sorensen has a tattoo which very few people have seen but apparently it’s pretty bad ass
Kendra and Seth took it upon themselves to get Warren up to date on pop culture stuff after he woke up. Seth covered memes and Kendra covered pretty much everything else
Kendra has a rather diverse music taste (much to most people’s surprise) and loves to make playlists for people
Seth will not admit that he listens to the playlists Kendra made him daily
After the death of Kendra’s stingbulb Warren didn’t listen to the playlists Kendra had made him and instead listened to her favorite songs on repeat
Dale grows numerous plants around his home and names them all. He also knows all of the livestock animals by name
Small animals have a habit of imprinting in Dale whether he likes it or not. This extends to magical animals as well
Dale became very fond of Seth. Warren got very attached to Kendra.
Stan Sorensen doesn’t drink often but one time during the holidays when everyone was drinking, Warren attempted to keep up with Stan and ended up very shitfaced
Stan walked away fine
Kendra can and will cuss someone out when needed, especially after Zzyzz. Vanessa and Warren are very proud, everyone else is terrified
Seth snuck fireworks into Fablehaven for the Fourth of July and many of the creatures requested that he do it again
Seth made the mistake of stealing from Kendra’s plate once and she hit him, fangs and all, he never did it again
Warren is the only one that can steal food from Kendra without getting bitten
Seth is not very touchy feely when he’s awake but when he’s asleep he will latch onto the nearest person
Warren is 100% a cuddler, so is Kendra, they can and will struggle snuggle Vanessa
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multifandomgirl2008 · 8 months
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Eve: Which country has the most birds? Eve: Portu-geese! Bracken: That's a language. Eve: Portu-gull? Bracken: Good recovery. Tanu: I think you mean good re-dovery. Warren: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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zzyzxtourguide · 8 months
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I appreciate that the fablehaven cook book has the recipe for the ever so famous
“You’re about to go on a mission where you might die”
Pancakes
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