#warrior rambles

[girlashfur]

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

#ashie rambles #has this joke been made before #cw weed #tw weed #warrior cats #warriors #waca #into the wild

[cryptidclaw]

I love warrior cats so much bec they are silly little kitty cats. Despite everything, despite all the horrors, they fucking look like this -

#cryptid rambles #warrior cats #warriors

[blimbo-buddy]

I wish they incorporated fireworks into the warrior cats universe I want the clans to start screaming and freaking out that the "stars are exploding" when it's just colorful fireworks

I want this to happen

#blimbo rambles #blimmy art #wc #warrior cats

[goose-on-the-loose]

pov you’re in thunderclan camp and the kits are playing moss ball

#rowan rambles #warrior cats #warrior cats memes #thunderclan #thunder

[thewhovianknows]

i never need to google which new show has lesbians….the former carmilla blogs I followed in 2014 have me covered every time without fail

#avatrice #warrior nun #and I appreciate it every time #a league of their own #wlw #wlw shows #gay shit #ramblings

[sp1resong]

none of those words are in warriors: the ultimate guide

#spire rambles #warrior cats

[the-owl-tree]

how can you be mad at this guy, he makes dad jokes

#asc spoilers #warrior cats #deer rambles #tigerheartstar nervously adjusting his collar: s-so how about a-airplane food #you KNOW he's said “hi hungry im dad” to his kids #the narration is so MEAN i wouldve laughed #“icy silence” “feeble joke” SHUT UP THEYRE GOOD

[nell0-0]

Mask will let the captain have this. Just this once. It wasn't just once.

Poor Mask kept falling to the ground. Luckily for him, either the captain or Tune are there to catch him

A continuation of THIS

Fun fact I didn't know until I started researching for this: apparently when someone looses an eye, it's possible that the other eye adapts. This is not good in the beginning as the remaining eye stops working for a while (???!). While long term it's not as noticeable (just less field of vision and some problems with depth perception sometimes) it's, uh... interesting :,D

Correct me if I'm wrong about this tho. I did my research, but sometimes there's misinformation out there so don't trust it 100% without checking it first.

#linked universe #lu mask #oot link #mm link #lu warriors #hw link #lu twilight #tp link #wolf link #twili link #twili twilight #loz midna #lu wind #ww link #loz ravio #lu ravio #proxi #time travel shenanigans #tloz #tloz fanart #my art #I'mma just post this else I overthink it and never do #Tried something a bit different with coloring this time ^^ #poor Mask really needed that hug <3 #also. oop- poor boy was so out of it at first there he confused proxi for navi #yikes #also Midna + Twilight mvp. they constructed that thing to carry Mask on the fly #rambling in the tags #the way I gave up on that second drawing lmfao I am so sorry

[cheecats]

YEAH!!!!

#// gif #// flickering #cheez rambles #warrior cats #cheez design #my art #russetfur #rowanstar #rowanclaw #shadowclan #// TGIRL RUSSET + TBOY ROWAN SLAY

[cheebuss]

Team Fourtrees 2 except Redclan Spoovy doodles... not canon for the AU or anything but life could be a dream...

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #my design #team fourtrees 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #spoovy #team fortress 2 #warriors #warrior cats #// their ship name is so so silly it brings me great joy #// I simply think they would get along #// bottom-right is them both watching RED Scout kibby absolutely fuck up the ambush and get rolled by Blueclan's patrol oopsie #russian roulette #<- OH THATS THEIR SHIP NAME LOL

[girlashfur]

#ashie rambles #warrior cats #warriors #waca #sui mention #sui ment tw #sui ment cw #firestar #tigerclaw #scourge wc #leafpool #squirrelflight #bramblestar #ashfur #hawkfrost #<- tagging for reach

[blimbo-buddy]

#blimbo rambles #warrior cats

[skrs-cats]

twoigbranch

#twigbranch #her sister and her dad were here but i removed them bc i didnt like how they were turning out ToT sorry gang #i was thinking about their relationship and how twig wouldve reacted to finding out that violet was preggers and got a bit soft over them #hawk losing pebble then finding these two then turning into a granpaw himself... enough to make me sniffle #also sometimes i think abt auntie twig over root and needle and i cry a bit sometimes ok thats all sorry for rambling #art #warrior cats

[ixtaek]

Who in the Chain pays taxes?

Twilight - Twilight has helped finance two separate businesses, one of which is right under the castle’s nose. There’s no way he can play the “I don’t have money” card. But he’s also from Ordon, which seems to be its own semi-autonomous region. So I suspect he pays some village taxes but Dusk keeps him from having to pay Hyrulian taxes. She also hired someone to audit MaloMart so it evens out in the end.

Warriors - He definitely pays taxes. Taxes, in turn, pay his salary.

Time - Time does not pay taxes and complains about taxes often. Malon actually is the one paying.

Wild - Pre-Calamity he paid taxes like Warriors. Now, there are no taxes. It’s better this way.

Four - Pays his taxes but sends them with a bill for all the swords he makes the Royal guard which is always, curiously, about twice the amount he just paid in taxes. Picking up the refund is an excuse to see Dot. He uses the fact he pays taxes as evidence he’s an adult when people mistake him for a child.

Hyrule - I am convinced that Hyrule doesn’t really understand money. He does not pay taxes.

Legend - He would not pay taxes except the Hylian equivalent of the IRS has been side-eyeing Ravio’s shop a long time, so to avoid an audit or raid while he’s away, he pays both of their taxes and hates every second. Ravio has never paid taxes in his life and won’t start now.

Sky - You don’t have to pay taxes if you’re married to a goddess~

Wind - In spite of being a literal child he is wanted for tax evasion.

#linked universe #lu chain #I’m in pain so I’m rambling #lu wild #lu warriors #lu time #lu twilight #lu four #lu sky #lu hyrule #lu legend #lu wind

[coyoteclan]

I'm a little late to the party but man. What a cool cat huh

@fallenclan's Lee as a (not so quick) warm-up :)

#art #warrior cats #clangen #not coyoteclan #fallenclan #Lee #fanart #mans has been THROUGH IT he FINALLY got to rest #still thinking about the whole 'Lee is death' discussion. it's cool but also what if he's the balance between life and death #I mean the dude tried dying so many times LMAO #ik him being reincarnated is a schrödinger's cat situation but if you combine it with the death discussion and the fact that he died- #-in a fire.... he's like the perfect allegory for a phoenix #I havent gotten a proper night's sleep in like 2 weeks so this is the kind of ramblings you're all getting #anyways bye bye time to go work on my moons that I have been avoiding LMAO

[cryptidclaw]

I feel like the first signs of Bluestar's failing mental stability already start to show in the first book...

Of course in actuality its just the Erins needing her to do things that don't make since for the plot but I choose to read into it anyways.

Like Bluestar choosing Tigerclaw as Deputy does not make since! She knows how violent he is, she actively has to undermine and lie to him several times because she knows that if she doesn't he will do something violent/bad. She literally secretly plans with Firepaw (a child, which is a whole other sign tbh) a plan to find Yellowfang without Tigerclaw knowing so he doesn't KILL HER.

Blue knows Tiger is a violent cat who with make brash and unfair decisions. Yet she made him Deputy when she knew he could very well become leader due to how few lives she had left. This decision does not make since. And I choose to believe that Blue is already loosing it at this point. After so many cats dying she is desperate for someone strong that she believes will not die on her like her previous deputies, she wants a cat that she can depend on to be there. So she ignores all of Tigerclaw's flaws and chooses him. She willingly stays blind to Tigerclaw's red flags too, I think her brain just cand handle processing how bad he is bec she needs him as support so she refuses to see all the alarming shit he does.

Generally I think Bluestar is just desperate for someone dependable, that she believes will not die or leave in some way. After all the people she has lost in her life she just can't handle loosing someone again. Which is also very much so shown in her relationship with fire, who she believes to be a prophecy cat... so of course he won't die on her, he is sent by Starclan.

#cryptid rambles #bluestar #warrior cats #warriors #into the wild #prophecies begin