#was in a walmart parking lot

[guyyurienjoyer]

Dad made me grab a wheel of this very expensive cheese that you have to share as shavings (because of how fucking pricey it is) for a wake and I basically had to hover over it the entire time so people wouldn't just cut into it like cavepeople and this old dude was like haha what are you, a cheese waiter/garçon (which is the same word we use for boy in French)

Then my cousin was like lmfao that dude called you CHEESE BOY and now that's my name in his phone

#gonna fight that old man in a walmart parking lot

[bamsara]

Having a sibling that's not a twin but looks like you in the face Just Enough to be mistaken for them occasionally means even if I have beef with my sibling, all my sibling's beef with other ppl are mine btw

#let me tell you i just had an interaction in the walmart parking lot #actaully ill draw it hold on #sara shush

[vexdraticc]

when the spotlight comes up, who will be center stage?

masked chimes art for cubscar week day 1 - jingler/jangler :)

#cubscarweek #hermitshipping #masked chimes au #cubscar #cubfan135 #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan fanart #gtws #gtws fanart #baxbrush #i fought this piece in an abandoned boxing ring located in an undisclosed walmart parking lot at 4:36 am #and it won

[trobedistic]

crossposting my trobed edits on tumblr in case they get muted on tiktok !!!!!!!!!!!!!! velvet rings trobed owns my heart btw. if u even care . how does tumblr work . please send help its 1 am and i have school in the morning spring break ruined me

#trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #troy and abed #community #trobed makes me feel violently ill #just fell to my knees in a walmart parking lot

[fizrose]

drew my little honda again so she'd fit nicer in the lineup

behold.

#transformers art #transformers oc #original character #maccadam #they go on car playdates #2am in a walmart parking lot

[coolthingsguyslike]

#Walmart #parking lot #vintage #1984 #Americana #retail

[blondephenobarbitol]

say what you will about the second half of TSH, “One time Uncle Bunny called me a bastard” is the funniest line I’ve ever read in a book.

#and it’s a CHILD #AFTER HIS GRANDMA EXPLAINS BUNNY IS DEAD #IM CACKLING #bunny corcoran #richard papen #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #henry winter #the secret history #donna tartt #I feel to my knees in a walmart parking lot

[mod2amaryllis]

What's cosmic depression?

when you're depressed but in the cosmos

#it's like. depression that's so much bigger than your body. depression that encompasses all of reality. #i go into Walmart after walking 500 miles from my car because the parking lot is vast and eternally full #i need one specific thing. katsu sauce for example. only walmart has it according to an online search. #i am overwhelmed by the sprawl. I'm like there's no way all these clothes are gonna be bought. this is so many waffle makers. #against my better judgement i pass by the pet section. half gallon self cleaning betta boxes are 50% off. #I've lived here all my life and remember when this was a local chain grocery store. #there is a specific smell. #i hate walmart i hate going in. i can get cheaper bananas at smiths. in fact everything is cheaper at smiths. why am i here. #oh right. katsu sauce. #i find the condiment aisle with an asian section. there is no katsu sauce. #and that's cosmic walmart depression #m2a #m2answers

[peachdoxie]

potato in a Walmart parking lot

#anecdotes by peachdoxie #potato #walmart #photography #pixel 6a #aesthetic #produce #grocery shopping #abandoned #parking lot

[faeriekit]

What is Jazz x Jason's ship name again? Whatever. I think we should have at least one horror fic where she wants to emotionally and mentally skin him like a bug and he's super into it.

ANGER MANAGEMENT! That's it!

Anyway, I think she should flay him all the way down to his childhood trauma and daddy issues and he should let her root around in his guts. It's like...enrichment. I only ever see fics where they're, like, trying to be better. I would love to see fics where literally everyone thinks their relationship is a horrible idea (it is) (they're into that)

#*toxic by Brittney spears blasts over the Walmart parking lot they're camped out in* #dp x dc #dpxdc #anger management #shippery

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dick (and balls) fell off in a Walmart parking lot.

#dream #body horror #walmart #parking lot #body horror tw

[letter-22]

hc that the reason gwen's friends are mostly NOT peter (hobie, margo, jess, miguel, peni, miles) (and also pavitr because gayatri is alive) is because every time she meets a new peter they look at her like she's a ghost send tweet

(also hc that the reason she takes the name ghost-spider is because she's a ghost in every other universe)

#everytime she meets a new peter he immediately breaks down sobbing #falling to your knees in a walmart parking lot type beat #anyways time to spam tags because of all the alternate spellings of these things #spiderverse #spider verse #spider-verse #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #atsv #gwen stacy #spider-gwen #spider gwen #spider-woman #spider woman #spider-man #spider man #spiderman #spiderwoman #ghost-spider #ghost spider #peter parker #hobie brown #miguel o'hara #peni parker #margo kess #miles morales #spider-byte #spider byte #pavitr prabhakar

[thisisreal-really]

the idea of mobius and loki trying to sacrifice themselves for each other so the other could live their life normally on the timeline is very tragic and angsty but i COULD NOT stop picturing them just trying to yeet each other out of the yggdrasil and they go back and forth on this in an increasingly looney tunes style until the yggdrasil becomes semi-sentient and just kick them both tf out

#SORRY but asfffhfhhgivig #them looking at each other afterwards like: well now what? #and start making out in walmart parking lot #lokius

[wayward-sherlock]

milf (man i love fall)

#my mom laughed at this guys #things i’ve said in a walmart parking lot #🫧🪴

[kafiguas]

I don’t want to talk about it

#i have no words #just fell down my knees in a Walmart parking lot #itafushi #itadori yuuji #jjk #jjk spoilers #jjk leaks #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #jjk 215

[we-are-inevitable]

shitty newsies au where jack is a certified Normal Dude (TM) and davey is a vampire who REALLY doesn’t like jack comparing him to a weird little victorian boy bc davey isn’t a little victorian boy anymore, thank you very much

#ideally this is before jack finds out davey is a vamp #filing this under ‘thoughts jac has in the walmart parking lot’ #jack kelly #davey jacobs #newsies #david jacobs #livesies #javid #jac txt. #jac’s headcanons