THE WAY IT JUST KEEPS ON GETTING WORSE LMAO…….. me when I was fresh faced and healthy: this is great and all but have we tried being anorexic for 3 years and then getting cystic acne…? let’s do that actually
I want to…. kill everyone? especially my dermatologist who just keeps saying “adapalene” over and over again despite it never working. finally she just gave me Metronidazole which is a… rosacea cream…. okay I guess…
FUCKING NEXPLANON RUINED ME… OR MAYBE IT WAS ALWAYS DESTINED TO BE THIS WAY. CAN’T SEEM TO GET MY WEIGHT UP PAST 96 WHICH IS PISSING ME TF OFF.
I just want to look………… normal……….. and not weirdly skinny and all pimply and weird….. I want to have me a freaking glow up. I’M 25 NOW, JESUS. You’d think I could at least be 100 pounds and not covered in lesions by this age. I think I’ll try to take my spiro again and just deal with the horrible woozy feeling. I’ve already been off of birth control for almost 8 months now and it hasn’t gotten even a LITTLE bit better so I guess it’s just……… like this now lel…… DRASTIC MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN????
BLOOD SACRIFICES….. GOAT HEAD ON A PIKE…….SELLING MY SOUL TO GET HOT THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!
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“This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. And I’ve read most of Bill’s books so that’s saying something.”
“Ha! Burn!” Richie snorted, pausing his swaying with baby Georgie to peek at Eddie over his tiny shoulder. “What book?”
“‘The Going to Bed Book’,” he told him, making an adorable little scrunchy face. “These animals are on like, a boat? For some reason? Maybe it’s a Noah’s Ark thing or something? But there’s only one of each? I don’t fucking know. That would be weird for Stan and Patty to have, so probably not. But they all take a bath together, which is fucking weird enough, and then! Then! Riiight before they go to bed? They exercise!? Like, they just got clean and put on pajamas and they’re jumping rope and shit! And then they’re expected to fall asleep? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard! It’s scientifically proven that exercise actually wakes you up!”
Richie tried, heroically, to hold in his laughter; they were meant to be calm and relaxed, to help Georgie fall asleep, but Eddie’s spirited rant was just about the opposite, and he didn’t want to add to it by being too loud himself.
“Oh my god, Eds,” he snorted, knowing his shoulders were shaking with his muted laughter, as Georgie wiggled a little in his arms. “You are fucking adorable, man.”
Eddie blinked up at him, eyes wide in surprise.
It was out of his mouth before he could stop it.
“Shit.”
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people yelling, punching stuff and slamming doors:
me, leg strength of a baby deer, feeling like I'm gonna frow up: hey guys what if we all calmed down
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every year when it starts to get cold, I'm sad all over again that the UK never got big into communal hot tubs. loved going to the massive one at Vesturbæjarlaug, which is as big as a teaching pool and has a sloping section so you can just fully lie in 42°C water and stare at the sky and periodically roll over to defrost your nose
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it should be illegal to get your period on holidays, i simply have too much shit to do today, i cant curl up into a ball on the couch like id prefer
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one load of laundry is on, i've folded and put away all of the stuff that was on the dining room table, and my arms are hurting lol
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Went to the hairdresser after procrastinating for months and lost like 7 cm of hair. I feel so light! It was so worth the 30 minutes of small talk
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