#wasn’t expecting that

[ineffableinnkeepers]

OMFG i’m reading an ineffable fix and aziraphale is smoking POT???? AU indeed i’m screaming

#ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #a z fell #aziracrow #stoner!aziraphale #wasn’t expecting that

[regionalpancake]

via TSA prohibited items list

#wasn’t expecting that #tsa #star wars

[mischiefmaverick]

THEY’RE SELLING THE FUCKING HOUSE?!?!?

#I thought bandit had gotten a new job or something #wasn’t expecting THAT #bluey #bluey spoilers #ghostbasket

[ckerouac]

The most shocking plot twist of this season of Our Flag Means Death is how they made me fall in love with Izzy Hands

#our flag means death #izzy hands #wasn’t expecting that #but he has become blorbo

[hippiespace1]

Stede and Ed literally last episode: were gonna take things slow ya know?

This episode: MURDER, SEX

#our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #gay #wasn’t expecting that #honestly good for them #ofmd stede #ofmd edward teach

[x-atlas-x]

Our boy has been spotted at the boba shop-

#wasn’t expecting that #but look at him :D #yugioh #ygo

[katfreaks-hidyhole]

#fire emblem heroes #summoner katze #feh #fire emblem mystery of the emblem #attuned!caeda #caeda #yuliya #arlen #ascended!merric #Merric #an interesting banner #they can’t use the idea for Marth!Caeda now if she ever wins CYL #a moody Caeda #yuliya is cute #a rare child hero #arlen is pretty #wasn’t expecting that #Merric getting a slowly growing list of alts #and all of them green #at least he’s on a horse now #the 4* Bonus Doubler skills being close/distant counter is gonna blow up in the meta #am nervous now #that said my Astrum might like it

[alberta-sunrise]

Today’s drama

Leaving my home today. I walked out to two armed police officers (not a common sight in the UK) restraining one of my neighbours as multiple other officers searched his home and the grounds.

Not what you expect to see as you leave to grab your husband from work.

Now… this guy is known in our building to be a drug addict. Smokes weed and does class A drugs regularly… boasts about it too. So basically… a waste of atoms. Guy would complain to me about having to work or would ask me to lend him money for weed. Not sure why he felt like I’d sympathise! I have to work to pay my mortgage. Guys mum owned the flat and he basically lived there rent free (this guys in his late 30’s)

So whatever he’s been arrested for… has got to be big. His door was smashed in and his apartment was pilfered. Just the fact the police were armed is evidence enough that they weren’t fucking around.

My building could be a soap opera I swear 🙈

#today’s drama #what the heck #police #whats going on #drama #wasn’t expecting that

[ryan-waddell11]

hi my first day is done and I have a lot of downtime so you’ll still be hearing from me regularly 🖤

#wasn’t expecting that #but i’m so excited #I’d miss you all too much

[lady-merian]

I’m baaaack!

#Wasn’t expecting that #I was in a daze from rereading Between Jobs and Between Shifts (yes both) and heard noises outside #Guess the Thursday they told us was the *latest* we could expect to see it fixed? #Anyway the break was pretty good for me #I got more reading done #Also finished Spindle #… which okay that was because I stayed up last night reading but still #Didn’t do as much writing because of that #It is harder to switch from work brain to writing brain than it is to switch it to reading brain and work was. A Lot. This week

[rockmeart]

You guys ever drawn a horse before?? What the hell is up with them

#art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #my art 2022 #surprisingly nice looking beast! #wasn’t expecting that #also #mentioned it on twitter but I’m making Mike a horse girl now

[osindkvara]

feeling so loved today🥹

#lots of people wished me happy birthday #wasn’t expecting that

[ssuperficialspacecadett]

the only love story i want in the mandalorian

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian season three spoilers #wasn’t expecting that

[bobgoesw00t]

Was watching this weeks episode of The Chase and I was NOT expecting there to be a Kingdom Hearts question, let alone during The Final Chase! So I was colorfully surprised and was shouting, “KINGDOM HEARTS!!!” the moment I saw the caption xD

There were also some questions that would have made Bradley Walsh break down in laughter if this was the British version of the show due to how crude they were

#the chase #the chase usa #kingdom hearts #sora #kh sora #kingdom hearts sora #donald duck #wasn’t expecting that #god bless the question writers for this show #bradley walsh

[ragx17]

Why can’t it be me? Why didn’t you choose me?

#heartbroken #you broke my soul #heartstopper #breakup #why did you leave #was it me? #boyfriend #other girls #wasn’t expecting that #im not enough #sad tonight #sad gurl #sad tag #fuck you #i hope you're doing well #i’ll love you forever #i’ll never be good enough #i’m not here #this is depressing #kinda depressing #depressing quotes #sad qoutes #baby momma

[dumbassacademia]

I turned 21 recently and mentioned to my boss that I’d always wanted to try a White Russian because of a show I used to watch. Everyday since my birthday he’s asked me if I tried a White Russian yet

He just gave me detailed instructions on what to buy and how to make it, had me repeat all the instructions back to him, and then handed me $50

Bruh

#I quite like my boss #wasn’t expecting that #not academia #he also said that I should watch the big Lebowski while I drink