#wasnt a grandson of a man with a receading hairline and head full of gray hair!

[bitchapalooza]

Veneziano: I hate being old.

Germany: Old? You're, what? 500 at least? Doesn't seem that old to me, at least in a nation sense anyway. *takes sip of coffee*

Veneziano: Germany. I'm 3000 years old.

Germany: *chokes on coffee*

#veneziano: i have the wrinkles to prove it. see look! wrinkles! a gray hair! i have it worse than china at least he has the good aging he #wasnt a grandson of a man with a receading hairline and head full of gray hair! #germany: *heart has currently stopped* #look i will never get tired of this joke #hetalia #hetalia incorrect quotes #incorrect hetalia #hetalia veneziano #hetalia north italy #hetalia germany