#watch your profanity

[naariel]

its smooch time

I love this man, I'd let his hair tickle my face any day.

#and possibly other bodyparts as well #WATCH YOUR PROFANITY #halsin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #my one true love

[starrtoon]

fucking idiot

#starryask #watch your profanity #are you on your period anon?

[princesslocket]

A lone soul bound to a world she was never born into...

Nozomi is the older (deceased) sister to Elias! While she was never born into the world, Nozomi's spirit was still able to take the form of a wandering ghost, growing in time to that of a normal human.

Little is known as to how or why Nozomi was granted a form/life at all but if there is one that's for certain, it's that Nozomi's one purpose is watch over Elias-

Let's just hope she can handle the responsibility

#genshin impact #chiscara #fankid #i have drawn her at long last! #nozomi #my lil ghosty baby #i love her so much #elias #is the only one who can see her btw #it's a sibling thing #jkshgiosheg #locket art #watch your profanity #ocs #my ocs

[smol-yet-stupid]

I just made this on a whim as a request from my sister 😅

#bee and puppcat lazy in space #bee and puppycat #bee #puppycat #watch your profanity

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

Homestuck

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#homestuck confession #mod anu #Homestuck #Watch your profanity

[therealbababooeybandit]

yeoobabab

that is DISGUSTING

keep that to yourself

#yuck #profanity #watch your profanity

[zathorn]

On my way to work and at the entrance gate an older grade student was saying "mother trucker" and my brain just went

#vine #watch your profanity #tumblr #post

[supernaturalsuperhero]

What does it say about me that my phone autocorrects shot to shit and duck to fuck all the time

#i swear #watch your profanity #autocorrect

[science-for-the-masses]

#Science #science communication #scicomm #Stem #Science education #science blog #Swearing #Languages #Obscenities #Watch your profanity #Linguistics

[theloveinc]

OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

#bakugo #HI PYGMY THIS WAS INSANE OF U TO SAY THANK U PYGMY MY BFFL #but sorry u said this and i had to rip the idea right out of your hands and put it straight into my mouth #i feel like i'm high on a drug i really do #bakugo doing that thing where he he refuses to leave baby or u for long periods and fights being told to go do something nice for himself #he's showing up to his first guys night in like 6 months and doesn't know what do with himself #needs a baby picture once and hour #and he gets home to baby asleep in the crib and YES he's upset he missed bedtime but also like. wow. alone time with y/n. #and he just wants to hold u🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 and watch a movie and be together #and he;s finally at a point in his life when he's able to admit vulnerability and talks abt feeling like an inadequate dad. #and finally u just have to shut him up by fuc-[redacted for profanity] #oh my god gonna think abt this all night #ALL NIGHT I LOVE U PYGMY #caitie things #kids tw #gen #pygmy lurks

[sanddusted-wisteria]

MTAS: Who says fuck?

Am I beating this joke into the ground? Yes.

Do I care? No.

Warning: Late-game spoiler characters are included below.

#i will not be taking questions at this time #watch your..profanity... #my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas spoilers #other shady business

[starrtoon]

im usually not the hate mail type but why the fuck are you into so much queer media (eg welcome home). get out of here with your nasty ass homophobia and pastel confederate pride flag (why did you make that in the first place anyways. southern heritage my ass)

get out of where?

what triggered this hate mail? I am confusion what I did lol

#starryask #watch your profanity

[softquietsteadylove]

For the Firefighter AU:

As a reference to the movie, what if Thena gets struck by a lightning while on track. Gil finds her unconscious and carries her back to safety. When Thena wakes, she says she's fine, she doesn't need his help and tries to leave.

Hugs and much love!! ✨🖤

The first thing she noticed was the smell (not bad at all, just...different). The second thing she noticed was that she wasn't in her sleeping bag, on the ground. She was in a bed.

Thena shot up from lying down, her chest tight, gasping for breath.

"Hey!"

That lone woodsman rose slowly from his chair at the far end of the mostly-one-room cabin. He held out his hands, like he would to approach an injured animal.

She glared at him from the bed--his bed, she assumed. "What the fuck am I doing here?"

"Fair question," he attempted to defuse her temper, not moving closer and still crouched as if she would pounce on him and rip his throat out. "I found you out in the field, Wolf."

She tried to remember what was last in her mind, but it was hazy. She remembered being on patrol. She was around the open field when she saw...something--had gone to investigate.

"We got a distress call," he gestured to the radio on his table by the window. "Some campers panicked when they saw the dry lightning. I'm guessing you were in the area."

Thena groaned, shifting on the bed. Now that it was brought up, her shoulder did have a certain burn and sting to it. "This is why I don't fuckin' rescue people anymore."

"Because you get struck by lightning when you do?"

She glared at him. His name was Gilgamesh, and that was about all she knew about him. He was part of wildfire prevention, but when that wasn't an all-hands-on-deck situation he did regular firefighter shit. She didn't think any of her boys from her old unit knew him either. "Almost--almost struck by lightning. If I had been, I'm pretty sure you'd have carried back my dead body."

He apparently didn't think that was very funny.

"Oh, lighten up, big guy," she rolled her eyes at him, making it known that this was not that big a deal. She scooched back to the edge of his - admittedly comfortable - bed. "It's nothing-"

She fell straight forward.

"Hey!" he was there in a second, catching her in that mile-wide chest of his before she could hit the ground. His hands held her arms, careful of her shoulders and back, "will you take it easy?"

Thena growled, trying to push off of him as he carefully and gently leaned her back up to the bed. "Get off me."

"You need to heal, Thena."

She looked up at him, shocked by the use of her name. She couldn't remember actually ever giving it to him, but they all did daily check-ins on the shortwave; none of them were exactly total strangers.

"I haven't applied any salve yet," he said gently, holding her eyes as he helped her sit comfortably. His eyes dashed down to her shoulder, "I figured you'd wanna do that yourself."

Thena snatched her hand away from him, sending him into the kitchen to leave her to it. She felt around her back carefully, immediately feeling the burn holes in her shirt and the open, aggravated blisters on her back as a result.

He was right, it had been very, very close.

She looked in the direction of the kitchen. The big guy really hadn't applied any treatment to her injured skin, probably having carried her and laid her face down on his bed to keep from agitating it further. Even if he was too precious about it to take her shirt off, he could have even just stuck his hand up the bottom and applied some fucking cream or something.

He came back with a steaming mug of something and some pills. "Take these--just ibuprofen."

She continued to watch him as she accepted the offering. He drifted to the far side of the room again, giving her the space to which she was so accustomed. It was indeed just ibuprofen in her hand, and some soup in the mug. Something to put in her stomach.

"I have clean cloths and towels in the bathroom," he pointed to the door situated between the kitchen and whatever room he didn't have his bed tucked away in. "You can wear one of my shirts, or I can go and find your camp and bring your stuff back for you."

She frowned, "slow down there, buddy. You make it sound like I'm checking in."

Gil held her eyes with a similar stubbornness. He crossed his arms (also massive). "You're not going back out there until you're healed."

"Oh, I'm not?" she snarled at him. He was the one who called her the White Wolf--well, most did, these days. All the more reason for him not to expect her to be cooped up like this.

"Look," he huffed, leaning off the chair and drifting towards the door already. "I'll stay at the station, I'll give you your space. But you need real treatment, Thena. Your back has open wounds on it, I'm not sending you back out into the woods."

She held his eyes. She would love to tell him to fuck right off and storm right out. But it seemed she was neither up to walking by herself, not able to reach the entirety of her wounds, at the moment. He was right; she was in no condition to go back to her base camp and sleep on a potential infection.

He seemed to understand what her silence meant and stepped away from the door, "well?"

She still wasn't sure about waking up in some stranger's bed and making herself right at fucking home. But she supposed she didn't have much of a choice in the matter. At the very least, she would see what tomorrow brought. "You offering to wash my back for me?"

He blushed.

Thena bit back a smile. That was why he hadn't administered first aid to her while she was unconscious? Because he was a sweet little gentleman?

He caught her holding back her amusement and rolled his eyes, "okay, okay."

Thena let out just a little laughter as he drifted to his bathroom and she heard the tap start. "I'll just-"

"The fuck you will."

She tried not to laugh. He was kind of cute when he was cranky.

Gil emerged with a towel thrown over his shoulder. He walked over to the bed, holding out his hand, "come on."

She sighed; she really didn't like having to lean on someone like this. Literally--using his outstretched hand like a fucking cane. "Ugh."

"Yeah, yeah, fuckin' sucks, I get it," he muttered as he helped her drag herself to the bathroom. He had a towel folded on top of the toilet seat, lowering her down to it. "Look, my eyes will be closed the whole time. You direct me as needed, okay?"

Thena looked up at him but his eyes were already fucking closed. She snorted, "y'know, if you're this shy, I'm sure I can mange."

"Just squeeze the fuckin' aloe out, Wolf."

Thena had to admit, at least this was more amusing than trying to treat this herself in her tent back at base camp. She pulled her shirt over her head and unhooked her bra with a grunt. "You sure you don't want a little peek?--for your troubles?"

Poor guy didn't even dignify her teasing with a response.

Didn't have to; his ears were bright pink.

Thena smiled to herself (since his eyes were closed, and all). She accepted his warm, damp cloth first, pressing it to her shoulder, "sorry, I'll give you a break."

He just sighed, moving closer with the disinfectant.

#Thenamesh Wildfire AU #ooooooohhhhh I loved this #I'm so glad I got a request for it! #so thank you for that! #I really like this different kind of dynamic #also sorry if profanity is not your thing #but I obviously am no stranger to it #and neither are Thena and Gil #if you watch that movie #it's in there quite a lot so #I'm just keeping things canonical #also Gil is absolutely too sweet to have taken her shirt off #he thought about it and then almost combusted #he set her down on his bed #after bridal carrying her #and went...I'll let her do it #just propped her up with pillows she would sleep on her less injured side #and sat in the chair waiting for her to wake up #Thena is like it's not that big a deal dude #Gil: yes it is I'm not looking

[the-sunlit-earth]

tfw you are a Telvanni Wizard's apprentice, but Master Neloth keeps all the fun Arcane Knowledge locked up, refusing to teach you hardly any of it... and your lockpicking skills are woefully underdeveloped :'(

#Talvas Fathryon #skyrim #Telvanni #dunmer #talvas watch your profanity #poor lad is so frustrated tho 😢 he deserves to let loose #xvasynth #i had more fun making these lines than i had any right to #modding stuff

[rookiewritersho]

In celebration of Across the Spiderverse going digital I'd just like to share that I went to the theater the other day to watch it and I was prepared for a lot of things:

The incredible writing? Yes

The wonderful animation? Yes

Killer soundtrack? Also yes

That they let Hobbie Brown drop the equivalent of an 'F bomb' in the Spanish dub? Absolutely NOT?!!

#mY MAN LITERALLY SAID 'THATS A FUCKING PITY' and I'm still unsure if THAT WAS REAL #Across the spiderverse #Miles Morales #hobie brown #Spiderpunk #Into the spiderverse #just before going i was thinking to myself who'd i let have an f drop in that movie and I voted for Pavtir cuz i thought it'd be funny #ding dang dong I was wrong #there were children in the theater I cant even- #I love him but please watch your profanity

[mishkakagehishka]

Mr X made an appearance so i think it's time for me to go on another "hype myself up" walk around the room. And mayhaps a snack.

So an update, i got to the balcony/roof, and i thought i heard growling, so i like. Ran straight into the boiler room bc i do Not like the zombie dogs. Turns out! It wasn't the dogs! It was two zombies waiting to pop out of the boiler room :)

#i like to think Leon and one of the zombies literally bumped foreheads #anyway. i wonder if he swears as much in the original tho bc the random battle lines aren't subbed #and i keep hearing him say cazzo and vaffanculo and merda and porca troia. and i'm just like #watch your profanity....?????????????????? #but i'm learning. see i didn't know ab porca troia now i know about it. etc etc