I love that they rearranged WS so harry can basically ad lib for 5 minutes and do things like serenade the girl dressed as a banana. I hate WS for all the stunty, hetty trouble it has caused - and dont get me started on how its a literal travesty that fine line the song exists and WS was the one that won the grammy. I hope they keep re arranging it til its unrecognizable and becomes a song about a banana. (Would be on brand with 🍌🍆 necklace!!) anyways sorry to any readers whose fave is WS i submitted this anon so yall cant come for me. Justice for: every other song on fine line besides WS
HAHAHAHAHA! If I didn't know better I would say @lornasaurusrex wrote this, but it would have had more cursing and she wouldn't have cared if people came for her. LOL! But yeah, I totally feel you on all of this. It was a fun song, and I loved it at first, but the narrative around it and the resulting shift in the fandom and, the way Harry may be marketed going forward, makes me despise the song.
Justice for every other song on Fine Line.
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Having eaten my fair share of ass over the years I can safely say that they taste surprisingly SWEET. I won't go into the exact science of it, have a google if you want, but basically the reason for this is that Artificial sweeteners are unable to be digested in the body and so remain in the same form and with the same flavour when they are emitted. Pussy never tastes 'sweet', asses almost always do.
My point being, and I swear to God there IS a point hahaha ok- Watermelon Sugar is about eating Ass. Not Pussy.
hjdflkjhdfkjs WTF? This is the funniest message I've ever received.
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