#way off topic

[lesbianfakir]

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

#having a conversation about pathological fears of animal #if you put me in a room with the worlds chillest nicest chimpanzee I would be in hysteric #it’s been that way ever since age 12 #that scene in ​nope was the most validated I’ve ever felt in my life #lea off topic tag #I just want to gauge if people have specific phobias of certain animals

[cordspaghetti]

haha!!!!

#meant to finish this for halloween but instead finished it for the true mcr jump scare date monday november 13th #saur off topic rn but have it anyway #mcr #gerard way #x

[rebel-ezra]

things mr d does for his own entertainment:

convince percy he's his dad (he isn't), then asks him to get him alcohol (he's not allowed to drink alcohol)

telling percy zeus is very likely mad at him for stealing the thunderbolt (which he didn't steal)

#most iconic god I said what I said #he really said fuck around and find out #also the PETER JOHNSON IS HERE took me tf out #(off topic but I also LOVE the way he's portrayed in the hades game) #pjo #pjotv #pjotv spoilers #percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #mr d #dionysus

[katabay]

desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment #anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway #komiks tag #assassins creed #shaun hastings #desmond miles #this is almostttttttttttt shaundes #but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening. #someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same #go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-) #this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than #Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time #ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back

[donelywell]

For the doodle requests I saw you post about,

Sonic and tails camping.

You're art is awesome and I love it when you draw the best brothers ever!

February 2 2024

Doodle Request #8! For years Tails thought he didn't like S'mores, but it turns out he just doesn't like burnt marshmallows.

While Sonic can cook a mean chili dog, never let him make s'mores for you.

Thank you!! ;v;

#miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #tails the fox #doodle request #sonic fanart #Off topic- but hotdogs over a campfire is the best way to cook a hotdog in my opinion

[moonhibs]

Au where Julian is a child of divorce

#disabled artist gnaws on disabled charcaters like a dog with a bone #ive been thinking about this all day guys how has nobody drawn this yet #hes a full time ambulatory wheelchair user around the station and uses crutches when on away missions that arent like just on the defiant #star trek ds9 #myart #deep space nine #julian bashir #disabled julian bashir #yes hes in the exact same doctor possition btw #i should draw julian and jadzia with their t swag btw #and tgirl jadzia and quark #im a tgirl quark truther #and tgirl odo but shes tgirl in a different way #sorry off topic disabled julian swag #BTW if any wheelchair users have tips for drawing or writing (writing for drawing) charcaters using wheelchairs pls lmk!!!!! #or if you have critique or sugestions cause im only familier w canes an crutches feom the most part

[moondal514]

Those Andreil au fics from Neil’s pov that are like Neil pining for Andrew in the most repressed way possible (because for whatever reason it never occurs to him that Andrew could ever be into him) while Andrew has it down bad for Neil so obviously that literally everyone except Neil knows it (without Andrew having even said anything to anyone about it of course) fill my soul so much for real

#I love that shit so much #want to mention though #repressed pining is different from oblivious pining #though they can manifest in similar ways #oblivious pining is genuinely not realizing that you’re into someone #whereas repressed pining is knowing that you’re into someone but fighting tooth and nail with yourself to not acknowledge it #for Neil oblivious pining tends to be the fandom norm #but I think it’s more in-character for him to be repressed pining #a good chunk of aftg is Neil refusing to entertain for even a second the thought that he could be into Andrew #because neil thinks he’s gonna be dead by the end of the year #which the fandom often interprets as neil not knowing he’s into andrew #which is a valid interpretation too #but I’m getting off topic 😂 #aftg #moonie posting

[sirpoopepic]

Hello?? Who is this?

#mcr #art #my chemical romance #fanart #gerard way #drawing #my chem #my chem romance #mcr fanart #mcr art #ray toro #im never forgetting this #sketchbook #heleoeooepopbi need to do more of these these are so fun!!!!!!! #bsjwhsnushsosbskbs #off topic i did so good for my exams :333

[stargirl230]

Nimona!!!

I need to go reread the book and then rewatch the movie and then-

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

#my art #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital art #nimona #nimona movie #oop just found a mistake #whatever #a little late to this BUT #the movie. oh my god the movie #animation? amazing #characters? amazing #symbolism? AMAZING #there’s a post about this somewhere but the way the movie portrayed touch was beautiful #i almost cried #i think when i get to rewatch alone i probably will #god its always the found family that gets me #off topic but i feel like my art has not been arting lately #which isnt a necessarily bad!! #just means i hit a plateau i guess #anyway thanks to everyone for sticking around <3

[purpleshadow-star]

Imagine if Nico could learn to control when he turns into shadows.

Like, in The Blood of Olympus Nico would start fading after shadow traveling too much, and sometimes Reyna and Coach Hedge wouldn't be able to touch him, and one time he even accidentally walked through a tree. Imagine if he learned to control that intangibility.

Imagine if he could just turn parts of his body into shadows. Imagine if, in a fight, someone swings at him, and he knows he can't dodge in time, so he turns into shadows for a second so the weapon goes right through him, and while his enemy is confused he uses the distraction to land the final blow.

Imagine if he could just walk/reach through walls and doors and stuff.

I just think that, for someone with the title of ghost king (and as a child of the Underworld), he deserves more ghost-like powers.

#i might write a fic about this 🤔 #we'll see #i just think itd be so cool #he would be the best at a haunted house #and it would be so useful in fights #maybe now that he's taking better care of himself post tsats he'll have enough energy to not get so tired after using his powers #so itll be safer to start experimenting with smth like this #tbh i think nico has the best potential power-wise bc the underworld is so vast so he could potentially have a lot of different abilities #hazel too tbh #like we've seen that nico can control the earth/rocks so i bet hazel has some contol over the dead and she just hasnt really tried yet #but im getting off topic lol #point is i think nico should have the ability to basically become a ghost at will (but not in the dying way) #nico di angelo #riordanverse #rick riordan #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa

[somnimagus]

did some vesperia chibis, i always forget how happy i get drawing these guys. i love them dearly

[id in alt text]

#tales of vesperia #tov #tales of #the raven chibi's kinda old though. but i wanted to draw the rest #i do feel a little bad cause i always forget patty when i draw the whole cast. have to make myself add her in #mostly because i played tov years before the definitive edition; wee lass does not feel real #though honestly all of def edition just feels like a fever dream. people who played that version first/only: #did you notice yuri gaining an almost southern(?) drawl at random. and did it drive you insane #the way he says flynn. flyeahn. it's burned into my mind #and flynn's just like. yes yuri my best friend. you have sounded like this the whole game. you are not a frankenstein of 2 voice actors #fan art #my art #sorry that was probably super off topic; i just still think about it all the time. and i think i'm a little scatterbrained recently #i've been making time to draw and think about dumb things so i don't just sit and doomscroll all day

[spriteofmushrooms]

The interesting thing about Jiang Cheng is that he refuses to be his mother's golden child to Wei Wuxian's scapegoat; he actively chooses Wei Wuxian again and again. He defends Wei Wuxian from her until she dies. It's unusual.

This doesn't mean that Wei Wuxian's experience was any less fraught--being hated by a caretaker is awful even if everyone else loves you. But it was an interesting choice by MXTX.

#pallas.rtf #mdzs #this is perhaps because i spent a lot of time on various subreddits #but either golden children don't protect their siblings or the golden children who protect their siblings don't end up posting on reddit #because i've never encountered a clear golden child and scapegoat dynamic like jc & wwx's in real life or in fiction #i suppose that's wuthering heights again--cathy defends heathcliff (until she learns how to be a proper lady) #but i don't know. it's interesting to see jc step in for wwx directly in the novel and then contrast that to wwx comforting jc after jfm #doesn't praise jc for helping to save wwx #i often wonder if wwx was as resentful in the moment or if--like all memories--wwx reframed that interaction after the golden core transfer #the way he talks about jc like he's sooo delicate and breakable that obviously wwx has to comfort him is v. reminiscent of how he acts like #jc almost directly forced wwx to do this mad impossible thing because jc was sad and breaking #if jc read mdzs he'd probably curl up in a miserable little ball #but yeah like... memories are shaped so much by what we think and feel now #all memory is imagination... and wwx was a tormented ghost for 13 years because no one offered him anything #so what would that do to you? #i'm off topic

[sciderman]

VENOM IS SONY??? Well, that explains a lot then

disney would NEVER give us this

#sci speaks #mind you i am thinking about the sony clause where peter parker has to be heterosexual. #but it's oaky. venom can be gay. #and i do believe one day andrew garfield will win his battle for bisexual spider-man. i'm rooting for him. #he played peter so fruity in nwh?? you guys saw that right?? his fruitiness like. tripled in nwh. he was so fruity. #radiated bisexual energy in every frame of that movie. #sorry i'm so off topic here. #but like even the way he talked was. really fruity. like there was a subtle fruity lisp there. his attitude. it was immensely fruity. #sci talks movies

[sergle]

I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it

#I love the cherry red / wine red and I'll probably go back at some point bc it's my Origin. #but for now. #I don't actively lie to people but bc it's a Natural and Plausible hair color #and I'm already pale and I dye my eyebrows to match my hair. ppl figure it's natural #and it has come up MULTIPLE TIMES. and I've recently been rolling with it instead of correcting ppl. bc who cares? #recent examples that come to mind (but I did correct them in this one) my surgeon assuming it was natural #and using my genetics as a natural redhead as a baseline to tell me about what I can expect from my future scarring #and then again later with the anesthesia. they were going to dose me differently #the anesthesiologist glanced at me when I came into the OR and was getting the stuff ready on his cart #and when he heard me talking to my doc and re-telling him that oh the hair isn't natural #he was behind the curtain like FUCK #taking shit off his cart and quietly redoing his setup #that's how I learned that redheads need higher doses of anesthesia than other ppl. #they also need more of the topical stuff like lidocaine. apparently they metabolize it faster(?) #ANYWAY he was going to up my dose thinking I needed it lol #so i almost got way more sedatives and pain meds than i needed bc of my hair dye LMAOOO #other more Normal Life examples was a country dude in full hunting gear holding a door open for me someplace #and I said thank you and he lifted his hat up to point at his (natural) red hair and said ''twins!'' #this one sticks with me because that was such a cute thing to do. what the hell #and at snakefest I was talking to some people at their food truck. there was an older guy who trapped me into a convo for like 30mins #he was Very Nice. and they were going to some type of irish festival next and said I should go too bc I'll be right at home #flat out just was like. this bitch looks irish #and I don't know why all of this is so funny to me. it has no reason to be.

[min3nc]

putting my thoughts together... looking back, the whole "raven left, and summer and tai got together because summer was there for him. then ruby sort of happened as a result of that" never really sat right with me.

and with this scene it does so even less.

i kinda expected them to kiss farewell, you know, having thought of them as being together for the past *checks watch* 8 years? but... they hugged.

to me, it makes me think they are together because the two of them are raising Raven's kids. Together, but not together-together, yknow?

it does feel like raven's words here aren't just because of summer leaving yang.

"what about... you're just gonna leave them?"

"you're one to talk"

Them. not just yang. them. And since Ruby's just far too similar to Summer to say that she's Raven's and Tai's... yeah. I wanna believe that she's Rosebird's daughter.

#also. trans tai and trans raven-- okay i'm getting off topic #rwby #rwby v9 spoilers #summer rose #tai yang xiao long #raven branwen #rosebird #team strq #[and i wanna believe that she's rosebird's daughter] and this is their weird way to fight for custody