#waynes

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

#dc comics #dc #dc universe #dcu #gotham #only in gotham #gotham memes #memes #waynes #batfam

[mylifeingotham]

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[san-fics]

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[punkiebuttons]

#batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #incorrect quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #keeping up with the waynes #keeping up with the kardashians #waynes #batbro

[mochinek0]

Agreste-Wayne BONUS

A family meeting had been called at Wayne Manor by the youngest Waynes: Amaya and Jun. Bruce, Selina, Marinette, Damian, Dick, Jason, Tim, Adrien, and Emma sat in the living room confused. Amaya and Jun had a stack of papers on the living room centerpiece. They could tell what ever was on there was written in crayon.

'An art show; possibly? Marinette and Damian were both talented artists.'

They passed out the papers and they were shocked to see what was written: WE WANT A YOUNGER SIBLING!!! Marinette felt her cheeks turn bright red. Damian was in disbelief that his daughters were commanding it like it was a board meeting and needed everyone's opinion. Adrien, Jason, and Dick were snickering; they weren't even hiding it that well. Tim was half asleep, but gave them a thumbs up and told them he was proud. Bruce and Selina just smiled.

"Um, Amaya. Jun." Marinette spoke up.

Amaya looked at her hopeful, "Yes, Mommy?"

"This is more of a…"Marinette hesitated and quickly turned to her husband for help.

"Mother and Father talk, only." Damian explained, "Not a whole family talk."

"But they would be family, too." Jun pouted, "They should know too."

The Waynes knew they weren't wrong. They could sense Marinette and Damian's conflicted emotions on how to go about the topic. Bruce nodded to the rest of the family and they were quick to leave.

"Your parents are right." he stated, kneeling down to his granddaughters, "This is a talk for you to have with them and only them. There was a lot of talk before your mother decided to help Uncle Adrien with Emma. She had to talk to your father, us, and your grandparents. They also had to talk with Emma's grandfather. We would have to figure out, later, where their room would be. How would that effect Emma since she still needs your mother's help right now and so does Uncle Adrien."

Amaya and Jun pouted. They had just been excited about a new sibling. They hadn't thought about everyone else. They all seemed excited about Emma. Bruce smiled to his son and daughter-in-law and left the room.

"We aren't saying 'No' to a sibling, but it will take time." Marinette spoke, "We wouldn't know when the baby would be born."

"It would also take time for the baby to grow inside of your Mother again." Damian spoke, "We had a lot of rules about what she couldn't do or eat, remember? She's just started eating some of those foods again."

Amaya and Jun nodded.

Mari smiled, "We also wouldn't know if you would get a brother or a sister."

"But Mommy has only had girls; so a sister." Amaya decided.

"It's only a chance." their mother interrupted, "Like a coin flip. It could be a girl or it could be a boy, but I don't get to decide. The baby does."

"Oh!" the girls exclaimed.

"Would you be satisfied with either for a sibling?" Damian questioned.

They watched as their daughters looked at each other and spoke silently in an agreement.

"Yeah." smiled Jun.

Amaya shrugged, "I guess."

"Well," Mari spoke, "how about you two go play while we talk."

The Wayne daughters quickly ran off. Marinette and Damian looked at each other in disbelief. Marinette pulled a couch cushion to her face and whined. Damian could only chuckle.

"That was embarassing!" his wife whined.

"I'm very conflicted." Damian spoke, "They'll could very well dethrone Father and Drake as CEO's."

Marinette laughed, "What do you think?"

"I'm not opposed to the idea." he answered.

The Waynes smiled. Two years later, they had a son: Malik Vitus Wayne.

(Malik Vitus(Arabic-He who is King, French-life))

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[ao3life]

Gotham is cursed no really the JL confirmed it

No beta we die like the batfam

The Waynes are Gotham's favorite

This surprises no one

John has an on again-off again thing with the devil

terrible summary is terrible

#batfam #batman #gotham #waynes #john constantine #AO3 tags #ao3 #funny tag

[dctrlover1969]

#like father like son #batman & robin #damian wayne #bruce wayne #waynes #🧚‍♀️ #dc comics

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

#My art #bruce wayne #selina kyle #batman #cat woman #dc #They break up like twice a month dw dw

[randoparody]

don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

#batman #bruce wayne #laws of this dc universe say Gotham is always a hellcity #and bruce wayne is always filthy rich #bruce wayne is fighting with everything he has against both those facts #he’s not going to win #but he’s not going to stop either #bruce crying with fistfuls of money in his hands: take it. PLEASE #the public: donate more???

[arcventi]

#batfam #batman #jason todd #red hood #dc comics #bruce wayne

[t00thpasteface]

"well, the laser vision IS a plus, because it's cool watching her set stuff on fire from 50 yards away. and i like that she can fly and get things off of high shelves for me. but those aren't the ONLY reasons why i like her!"

(also i hope you enjoy retro batdad, because that's where my brain's at right now. i'm delighted that starfire's design is already so incredibly 60s; she fits right in 🌠)

#this was a stress sketch between studying for my chem final and then a celebratory cooldown coloring after i finished it #art #comic #dc #teen titans #batman #bruce wayne #dc robin #starfire #koriand'r #dickkory #superman #superbat

[san-fics]

#incorrect dcu #dc incorrect quotes #dc memes #batman memes #gotham memes #dcedit #bat family #batfam #batkids #batfamily #the waynes #disaster bats #batbros #dc wayne family adventures #wayne family adventures #batboys #waynes #wayne's world 2 #wayne family #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red ronin

[bianc0re]

arcade night 🕹️🦇

#batfam #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #robin #damian wayne #batgirl #batman #bruce wayne #dccomics #digital art

[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batfamily incorrect quotes #tim drake #duke thomas #brucie wayne #stephanie brown #harper row #helena wayne #barbara gordon #batkids #batsiblings #helena kyle #athanasia al ghul #cassandra wayne #kull wayne #aion wayne #terry mcginnis #matt mcginnis #carrie kelley #alina shelley