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aaravos-brainrot · 18 hours
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he is literally the “😼” emoji
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towering-book-piles · 6 months
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The Navy: ahh yes our rising star Thomas Iceman Kazansky, the COMPACFLT, an admiral, cool and calculating under pressure, serious and dependable. Just the man the military needs.
Slider: nooo no no no, he's a very stupid homosexual who loses IQ points just thinking about that feral little gremlin he calls a husband and his ass!!! He snapped his fucking teeth at him?!?!? Who does that?!?!? He pushed him up against a bar the first time they met and practically begged to fuck him there and then. And woe betide the poor hapless fucker who tried to interrupt his maverick teasing time....
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dostoslaysky · 19 days
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if i had a penny eveytime pierre looks like he's about to push yuki against the wall and kiss him at drivers parade this season i would have two pennies.
which is not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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dc-and-damirae · 6 months
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jason: I've gotta get one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, for self care reasons
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chickenshashlek · 2 years
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hob: i think youre lonely-
dream (tearing up, hyperventilating, collapsing to his knees, throwing up): you dARE..,..,,.,.//.,.,..,.’;,./.,
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smilingformoney · 2 months
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book descriptions of Snape from Harry’s POV be like:
At the staff table, Snape was sitting there minding his own business. This made Harry angry. Snape had a hooked nose that entered the room before him and was very big indeed. He also had long dark hair and dark eyes, as well as a large nose.
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I understand the community characters better and on a deeper level than dan harmon does and I really believe that
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yutamayo · 9 months
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vroom-vrooms · 9 months
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Someone needs to tell Charles and Max that there are 18 other drivers racing with them this weekend cause I don’t think they’ve noticed
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nobetawesuffer · 3 months
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Max aggressively claiming to call Charles sexy. Ok max, I get it. You win
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boltsinmycereal · 4 months
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Carlos “Always together, eh?” Sainz
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thatsbelievable · 20 days
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sharlleglerg · 6 months
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Charles about Max winning the third WDC
🆑: well done! We have competed together since the karting days. Now it’s only a matter of time before he achieves his third title. And he fully deserves it. Because once again he had an incredible season where he was very consistent in any conditions on any tracks. He definitely deserves it.
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intermundia · 7 months
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peak anakincore is knowing there's a dread so ancient inside, wanting help so very badly, refusing to communicate, assuming the worst, resenting in silence, and brooding in the dark. that's our boy
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lightningtitties · 9 months
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fearne: we had a threesome
imogen, completely unprompted: NOT ME
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fishnetinsides · 6 months
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i want to know what lesbian on the saw x team gave mandy that carabiner… they are my HERO
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