summary: In which the internet once again is fooled by your slightly overdramatic side. Rumors about Lando dumping you circulate but luckily the Mclaren driver is just as delusional as you are. Social Media Au
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y/nfewtrell in my feelings bruh
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maxfewtrell did you take my hoodie?
y/nstans what why????
user567 sense a breakupppp
f1islife stunning
arthur_leclerc *plays taylor swift
user345 arthur what do you know
y/nandlan Lando didn’t like?!
user567 see his post? he seems completely unbothered
user898 Landos too good for her anyw
f1gossip you sound bitter
user787 i just always had weird vibes from her
f1gossip we‘ve met y/n and she‘s literally an angel
y/nfewtrell thanks means a lot
landonorris
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landonorris how I try to entertain
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user687 such a hottie
f1fans someone say unbothered cough
georgerussell63 I thought you were on a diet?
alex_albon he‘s abt 4ft tall he doesn’t need a diet
mclaren next week we back to veggies
f1lover wheres the missus
user789 y/n doesn’t attend most gps she goes to university
f1fans yeah but so do Alex and Kika yet they seem to be way more supportive
user789 I‘m sure shes supportive just maybe also focused on her on career?
y/nstans y/n not liking landos post has me scaredddd
maxfewtrell looking smug
landonorris thanks bestieeee
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Paris
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maxfewtrell took the little nugget to paris @y/nfewtrell
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user578 she‘s so cute
f1lover peeping the papaya phone case
norrisandme yes also Lando liked! they goood
y/nfrance we met her yesterday and she seemed fine
arthur_leclerc the nugget in the big city
y/nfewtrell miss you archer
f1gossip my fave friendship
user787 why is she already flirting with guys when the rumors aren’t comfirmed
maxfewtrell oh god if you think y/n can flirt you‘re in for suprises
y/nfewtrell thanks maxie :) loved the trip
team_quadrant let’s go to Brazil!!!!
f1gossip
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f1gossip You guys know we normally don’t cover anything realitionship releated but it looks like Lando and Y/n are going through some crisis. She appeared on a tiktok crying after a series of mysterious tweets and instagram posts. Neither her or Lando have yet confirmed the rumors. But she has been absent from his likes and vice versa.
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user676 she’s making it obvious
f1fans cloutchaser?
y/nstans shut up
landonorris @y/nfewtrell care to explain missy
y/nfewtrell no i dont care to, peace out
user676 omg they commented
norrislove they clearly are clowing y‘all
maxfewtrell the woman cries like twelfe times a day and people still wonder?
landonorris twelfe is a little much, ten maybe eleven
y/nfewtrell I have my reasons this time!
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Austin Texas
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y/nfewtrell my lanlan. I formally apologize for being a lot to handle sometimes. I do love you more than words could even get close to explain. Thanks for being the best boyfriend and bestfriend. Thanks for pretending I‘m 21 forever.
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landonorris my world, anything for you 🧡
y/nfewtrell love youuu
maxfewtrell disgusting
maxfewtrell we all know she aint 21, plus he’s MY bestfriend
f1gossip we stan an overdramatic queen
charlottesine power couple
y/nfewtrell thanks chacha
user787 how annoying all that for such a petty reason
f1fans right i was relieved he had dumped her ass
y/nstans sad people you are, she clearly makes him happy
arthur_leclerc happy 21st I guess ;)
landonorris whats with the wink you twat
f1user y/n control your mans
landonorris
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landonorris happy 21st birthday to the most beautiful 21 one year old I know. I love you so much eventhough your overdramatic soul makes people assume we broke up every couple of months. I love you my angel.
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user676 21!?!?
f1gossip look at y/ns post
f1lover they have me dead
charles_leclerc isn’t she-
arthur_leclerc shut up charlie
maxfewtrell tell them!
y/nfewtrell thanks bean. I love you more.
maxfewtrell bean? cringe
kellypiquet such a beautiful girl
f1gossip so the whole drama reallly was bc she doesn’t wanna turn 22 hahaha
user67 she‘s truly overdramatic
f1 we love a supportive and delusional king
mclaren like a true gentleman Mr.Norris
maxfewtrell
Sao Paulo
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maxfewtrell happy 22nd second you LIAR, never thought Lando would go as delulu as you. Love you nugget.
Super Max 🦁: hm. I dunno. Y/N, would u like to share?
Y/N: tf u want from me bro
Super Max 🦁: lemme give u a clue. Starts w “L” and ends w “ando”
Y/N: just say lando 💀
Charles ❌🇫🇷: what did y/n do w lando
Georgie ☕️: u make it sound like they fucked 😭😭😭
Super Max 🦁: who kNOWS? mayeb tehy did 😡
Lan 🧡: hold on STEP ON THE BRAKES AND PULL INTO THE NEAREST SERVICE STOP. HOW IN THE OLYMPIC STYLE GYMNASTICS DID U LAND AT THAT CONCLUSION 💀💀
Y/N: that’s so zesty norris
Lan: thank u i learnt it from u 🙏
Super Max 🦁 : u must have learnt in the time y’all were fucking 😡😡😡😡😡
Lan 🧡: mate ur amazin and shi and ur a good mate but WTF r u on abt
Super Max 🦁: mate considering ur banging my sister atm I’d consider this a calm reaction 😃
Georgie ☕️: Y/N UR SMASHIN LANDO?! damn I thought u had standards
Y/N: george mate ur getting a tad loud pipe down 🤫🤫🤫
Georgie ☕️: I’m jus sayin he ain’t even hit puberty yet. take it from me, I get sm bitches 😎😎
Y/N: mate I clap ur gf when ur racing 😍
Albono: what a way to shut up someone Y/N
Osc 🥺: hello guys
Y/N: hello Oscar my son.
Osc 🥺: hello y/n 😄
Y/N: oh bless angel ur too innocent for this conversation
Logs: hello y/n 😁
Y/N: hi Logan!
Super Max 🦁: y/n’s fucking norris
Osc 🥺: who, lando?
Smooth operator: obviously, who else would it be?
Albono: woah keep the beef to on track
Y/N: Carlos don’t u dare attack my son 👊
Super Max 🦁: Y/N IS BANGING LANDO NORRIS DUDES
Albono: and dudesses*
Super Max 🦁: WHY IS NO ONE SHOCKED
Osc 🥺: coz we all knew. she told me and logan first 😆
Super Max 🦁: WHAT
Logs: they’ve literally kissed like 6 times on international television.
Georgie ☕️: someone help max, he’s havin convulsions
Y/N: sick
Lan 🧡: does this make me a father? a dad?
Y/N: my daddy 🤫🤫
Charles ❌🇫🇷: yeah max just passed away 💀
Albono: charles we need to talk abt ur use of emojis
Charles ❌🇫🇷: skull means dead no? 🤨
Y/N: anyways
Lan 🧡: y/n I want kids
Y/N: same bro same 😚
YUKI-SAN: are y’all dating dating or bro dating
Y/N: bro dating 😎. I want a kid w ma bro 😎
Lan 🧡: pls stop 🙏
Super Max 🦁 : Lando fucking norris if u ever pull any bullshit with my fucking sister (e.g hurt her, make her sad, breathe when she doesn’t want you to, say something rude, say something offensive, ruin her race, even have ‘friendly’ banter, touch her when she doesn’t want you to, exist when she wants you not to), I will ruin your life and everyone you ever love. You will be very sad (optional) and also maybe dead (not optional)
Lan 🧡: everything I ever love includes Y/N
Y/N: 💀💀💀
Charles ❌🇫🇷: SEE Y/N DID IT WHEN DEATH 😡😠😡😠😡
Albono: NO SHE DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Osc 🥺: that’s not how 💀 works
Y/N: omd. @Lan 🧡. u + me -> 👌👈💦?
Super Max 🦁: OH DEAR LORD HELP ME JESUS IM TELLIN CHRISTIAN DUDE, HE AINT GONNA BE HAPPY ABT THIS Y/N
Y/N: tell Christian to squeeze his own balls and piss off. @Lan 🧡 my question?
Lan 🧡: 🤚👉🫳🤌🤟🖐️👇🫴🫰👌🫴🫷🤘🤜🫸🫷
Y/N: I got u bro let’s go 💪☝️👊👇👊☝️
Georgie ☕️: y/n how big is it 😼
Y/N: 🤏🤏🤏
Lando Norris has kicked “Y/N Verstappen” from the chat.
Lan 🧡: MY DICK IS HUGE IM A FREAKING TRIPOD U BITCHES
George Russell added “Y/N Verstappen” to the chat.
My toddler started bopping as soon as this video played💀 that’s definitely my child cause this is too damn good
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sarahlopezs 4m
@everybodyhates_tasha imagine having a toddler while its hot girl summer
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everybodyhates_tasha 3m
@sarahlopezs Girl dont do me like that
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justlikeamarah 7m
Now y/n i love you but why you lying??? we know you not S I N G L E NO MORE😭
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sedanyprince 4m
@justlikeamarah CALL HER ASS OUT!!!
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moodymagazine Oh moodies! Last year the Louisville rapper #JackHarlow was seen rapping to #y/n FNF freestyle at the club. Do we think this might have been the start of their rumored romance or is it pure coincidence? Let us know in the comments below! ⬇️ Click the link in our bio or head to our tiktok for the full video.
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sneakyshae 3m
man these two never explain shit so we’re gonna be guessing forever unless they post each other
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liloneder 2m
@sneakyshea You are so right thoooo i hate that about them🙄
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jonah.jay 1m
@liloneder yo aint no way your momma named you oneder💀
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biglolaa 1m
Yeah but even if they post eachother its gotta be a serious post because them mfs don’t take shit seriously. Always trolling so theyd be perfect together now that i think about it🤔
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cyabiah 6m
now why tf did urban like this post😭😭😭 its a signnnn
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y/narchive Y'all, call me crazy but i might as well change my user to y/nandjackarchive cause these fits look pretty similar to me 👀👀👀 AND at the same party... yeah they gotta be together. As long as our girl is happy i have no complaints though i hope there's flicks of them together at that party🤭
#y/n
y/ncloset 10m
omg this is definitely a hinttt, she has been very happy and like relaxed lately so i hope he has something to do with it🥹
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lennymoris 3m
@y/ncloset RIGHT?! i noticed that tooo
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yungkelly 8m
Omg her and central cee are actually over now that makes me so sad cause i ship them BAD but girl got good taste cause jack fine as hell🤤
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nairobi 12m
WHAT ???? JACKMAN DONT PLAY WITH ME😤
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taylorthesaylorr 10m
@nairobi NO CAUSE WHAT DOES HE MEAN???? AND THE NO CAPTION TOO
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urbanwyatt 7m
and the crowd goes wildski🤪
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jharlowupdates 6m
Urban tell us the teaaaa
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psycholiah 5m
She liked the post nooooooo
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stacey2dash 3m
@psycholiah i just fell to my knees in walmart
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tray_. 1m
Just saw somebody fall to their knees in walmart
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bbgrlashly 9m
i recognize that booty anywhere and this is y/n without a doubt man 😩💔im heartbroken rn nobody hit me up
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zaydadon 7m
@bbgrlashly HAHAHA ASH you so dramatic stop it😭
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bbgrlashly 7m
THE WHITE MAN STOLE MY GIRL ZAY😤
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missionaryjharlow 4m
not you in your stepdad era now 🤭🫣
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m3rcedez 2m
@missionaryjharlow i wonder if he even met them yet and i really wanna know how thats going for him cause her kids dont play abt their dad💀💀
i do joke often abt bart and cassie being like We Know You Two Are In Love when timkon are being stupid and pining but actually, the more i think about it, the more i want to hand bart my own arospec stupidity. i.e. every single time i've had two friends who start dating each other, i'm genuinely so amazed. i'm like WHOA!!!! THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!!! no WONDER i sometimes felt like i was third wheeling a little but then ignored it!!! WOW i never realized this was happening behind the scenes!!!! NOW i understand why yall have been hanging out together or talking to each other a lot!!!! everything makes so much sense now.
this has happened to me so many times. i never clock it. from high school to present day i'm always just like WHOA... i never saw this coming. happy for yall!!! completely shocked tho. wowie zowie!!!
and i do kinda think thats a hilarious attitude to give bart. mans just is so aro and comfy with his friends he doesn't think anything of tim always stealing kon's jackets, or of kon dozing off snuggling with tim every sleepover, or of tim getting kinda flustered when kon takes his shirt off, or kon dropping incredibly flirty lines. he's just like uh yeah i mean i smack kon on the ass and steal his hoodies too tim aint special. (aroace dial-up noises) ...wait a minute.
Revealing my desired enstars shuffle units!!! I might make more posts about each unit in particular + what songs it'll prob sound like. First is the event card and second and third is gacha card and the rest is event
but for now here's a brief look into each unit!
dystopia : they are all mystical beings that live in a dystopian world where art and order is gone.
heartthrob : think aisle with you plus atoz but spin it. This is more of a sad nostalgic kind of love unit? Like basically a we used to be in love and I long for you kind of thing. CAUSE I KNOW VALENTINES ARE LIKE HAPPY BUT I WANT SAD VALENTINES OK ARGHHHH (gets dragged out)
wonderlandz : mascot cosplay group, imagine twisted wonderland met wicked drugs and this. ill explain more on who is who <3
vetarannoruma : a group doing a documentary about investigative work but then gets caught in a ACTUAL CASE, they somehow end up on a plane- someone gets shot???!!! and ibara throws a bomb somewhere-FIND OUT MORE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF VEGAS TRUE CRIME-
5050' : so eichi is investing shit right and then makes a bet and loses sum money idfk to RINNE AMAGI? Turns out rinne is good at investing and shit but then eichi like nuh uh ur reckless kohaku is on the shuffle cause rinne and his dirty schemes. Kanata is trolling and Tetora is burning kitchens (i'll explain i swear-)
imaging : OHOHO THIS IS A HALLOWEEN SHUFFLE, so switch makes a haunted house right and natsume is like lets do a mirror maze *casts sum spell* then SUBARU gets caught in the spell and suddenly theres multiple of them and the other three members get trapped.
dia thieves : game show where they battle for fans and try to rizz you up but then stinky pr does smth and THERES A SCANDAL?????? find out more on dia thieves : broke asf....
phantoms at the opera : OK OK I KNOW MAYOI AINT IN ERE BUT I DIDNT WANNA MAKE IT THAT OBVIOUS. So hokuto is doing sum dramatica shit and then he gets a theatre role outside and then they have to act out shit think masquerade ball BUT THEN (here's the plot twist) THEY GET THRUSTED INTO A MURDER MYSTERY GAME BY GATEKEEPER (dun dun dunn!!!) SHIT HAPPENS NAGISA GETS INTO A CULT TSUMUGI IS HANGING OFF A LEDGE REI ALMOST DIES HOKUTO WRU and madara is yo mama.
CU2+ : So midori and hajime has been part of a buddy system made by es to cultivate good relationships between fellow idols, but they chat anon they all do so no one knows who each other is. Midori has been feeling a bit down lately and the rest of the support grp helps him but then everyone puts on a false persona because they want to be a better version of themselves. Hajime wants them to all meet in the real world at around 2 plus, but Midori has other plans...
Parasol : ARASHI WEARS A SUNDRESS TWO PIECE I REPEAT ARASHI WEARS A- basis is its a modelling gig and compared to arashi chiaki is TERRIBLE DAWG i love you chiaki but i know you can willingly go without bathing so on the day of the shoot they put so much effot in bad weather strucks and ITS A BRINK OF A NATURAL DISASTER.....but arashi is stuck and all alone....
PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS THOUGHTS JUST YAP IN MY COMMENTS I LOVE TO RAMBLE ABT THEM <3
Okay ik that I said that I had a brain fart but..Idk y I saw these 3 pics and for some reason thought " first kiss with 127 mhm yup!" But it's obviously not gonna be just cute, fluffy, adorable WE OBVIOUSLY GONNA ADD SOME FUN TO IT. also maybe suggestive idk
Also Johnny might be used in this for other hcs of the members bc he's a very good emotional support I feel,so YAS!
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I just feel taeil is so sweet that even if he liked you, he wouldn't initiate that he wanted to kiss you. I just feel like he's too sweet for his own good LIKE BABEEE STOP LOOKING AT OUR LIPS AND JUST GO FOR IT.
Speaking of looking at our lips, He does often find himself paying attention to them lips sometimes his friends catch him and tease him abt it.
BUT ANYWAYS ON TO THE KISS, since Taeil is too scared to communicate that he'd like to kiss you match maker johnny has to come through and gets the idea of the classic "lip balm challenge" which if you don't know it's like 2 ppl play and one of them put a flavored lip balm but they have to kiss the other person so the other person could guess the flavor.
NOW, Johnny is like "Dude, I have this idea so you could finally kiss the person of your dreams!" And Taeil is a little concerned since None of friends have good plans, More of Johnny, but he explains it to Taeil and now he has his bff in shambles. Taeil is like "but what abt you? I'm not kiss you just to kiss Y/n" Johnny answers with a quick, "oh no! I'm gonna be in charge of keeping up 'the scores' and seeing if yall get it right"
ON TO THE GAME HIDWVDUBWOS. It's all set up and your kinda innocent to this and you don't really think much of it except that you're KISSING ONE OF THE HOTTEST GUYS EVER but anywayssss, it starts blah blah you get orange flavored lip balm and TAEIL IS SO SCARED THIS MANS IS SWEATY, KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY. So yall kiss but like for a little to long that Johnny is like "OKAYYY THE TIMER WENT OFF 10 SECONDS AGO STOP KISSING LOVE BIRDS!!"
"So what was the flavor Mr.Moon Taeil?"
"I forgot we were doing a game-"
"Taeil you're a great kisser, I could get use to this without the lip balm to be honest"
"UHM—"
Taeil has died.
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Okay I see this man just going for it but like kinda subconsciously.
You're playing a game against haechan since that mf wanna talk shit how you only win against Johnny bc he let's you get away with it cause he likes you which is lowkey true BUT NOBODY GOTTA KNOW🤫
And win the match against haechan bc YO MAMA AINT RAISE NO LOSER🥱🥱!! And Johnny is happy for you and was on your side the entire time so like he grabs you into a hug a kisses your cheek.
SEE CAUSE PERSONALLY IF THAT WAS ME— GIRLLLLLL JFOW XHWKSLMS
Haechan wit his nosy ass notices and is like 🤨🤨🤨 "hyung did you just kiss Y/n?" And then FIRST TIME IN FOREVER JOHNNY GETS EMBARRASSED. You on the other hand you're just like "🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️" but inside you're like "BXIWBDHWVSKSBXHWVAISN JOHNNY FUCKING SUH KISSED ME" which is understandable babes.
Later on, He apologizes and beats himself up for it and wants to make it up to by making you a "5 star meal" word from him, but you grab him down since hes kinda a giant and kiss him..ON THE LIPS THIS TIME.
It might've gotten a little heated BUT YOU AIN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME🤫
𝙏𝘼𝙀𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙂
Poor Taeyong, that's all I think when this man tries to be affectionate without the other person initiating it. He needs the ENTIRE 127 TO HELP HIM. How? What's the easiest way of getting someone to kiss their crush? Spin the bottle OFCC🤗🤗
Taeyong does tell Johnny first since he trusts him the most but then he tells everyone except you or not really tell bc it's kinda obvious, HONESTLY YOU KNOW AS WELL BUT YOU NEVER BRING IT UP BC YOU DONT WANNA SCARE HIM HXVSUDVAONAO
Yall are bored out of your minds until Jaehyun surprisingly requests a game of spin the bottle, you guys give him a questioning look though but go with it anyway.
Taeyong kinda gets nervous so he tries to run off with a "guys I'm kinda sleepy so-" Jaehyun interrupts him with a cheeky smile "nooo your not, especially now." Which momentarily confuses you and Taeyong until you both look down at the green tinted bottle that was faced both of you.
"Oh...." was all He could get out until Johnny pats his back with a loud encouraging "BRO YOU GOT THIS IT'S ONLY Y/N, THEY WON'T BITE."
"At least not that hard..." You muttered until you moved closer to taeyong.
You kinda felt sly and had a weird itch to see Taeyong feel as nervous around your present or maybe that's just your Dom self kicking in
You felt his bicep tense up under his oversized Grey sweater, you whispered a small "relax it's just me" GDUWZVISAKOMCS Before giving him a big cute smooch on his lips.
To Taeyong and you, the room felt alot more humid in that moment but it quickly went back to bright and clear after you backed up and gave him a innocent sweet smile.
the boys clowned him about it the next day bc he had his eyes open for a bit and closed them
YOU JUST COMMITED MURDER DOING ALL DAT TO MR.LEE TAEYONG🙄🙄
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He's not afraid to express his feelings I've notice, so he straight up is like "Yo, you're fine as fuck and I would definitely kiss you"
But this doesn't just come out randomly, you're just chilling late night with Yuta,Mark, and Haechan. Y'all just talking about random shit until, kissing techniques come up which is lowkey fucked up for mark bc we know our boy ain't really had a first kiss that he can remember BEOWVFUCBQO. But then our mans Yuta has had a few.
You already know that Yuta thinks you're good looking because almost everyday he says something positive about your looks so you kinda have a feeling where this convo is going.
Haechan kinda loudly asks, "is there anyone in mind you would like to kiss? Other than Mark, Yuta." I CAN HEAR MARK'S NERVOUS LAUGH HELPPPP— Yuta thinks which he honestly doesn't know why he needed to because as Haechan asked that the first person that popped up was none other than you.
His eyes lingered on you for a bit as you also gave him the same look while you drink the last bit of your cola, he sighs and pipes up, " If we're being honest, Y/n."
Mark is like "Bro fr?! [Laughs nervously]what— WAIT YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS?!—"
And you grin because you internally give yourself a round of a applause for guessing the unthinkable, you clear your throat before speaking and you say "well...what are you waiting for?" Leaning closer to him.
WOOO IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE???
But yeah yall lowkey make out—yes infront of Haechan and Mark's salad.
Mark is just like :0 the entire time while Haechan is like "OKAY CUUUT!"
"Wait so...are y'all like— dating? No? I'm confused!" Poor Markie just wanting some reassurance from this weird situation 😕 You and Yuta kinda just shrug it off for now.
𝘿𝙊𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙉𝙂
(SUGGESTIVE SO SUGGESTIVE YALL I— I MAYBE DRAMATIC BUT IDK)
Okay it happened so fast, one minute you're admiring your bf singing Shirt by SZA the next you're giving him sloppy toppy okay I'm joking abt that but it's in the same realm I guess you can say.
You kinda watch him look up songs to cover and you suggest one of your favs, and he immediately does it.
Now the thing is yall never really did much affection since it's still fresh, kisses on the forehead, cuddles, cheek kiss, temple kiss, and all that sweet jazz but never lip kisses OR EVEN HICKEYS😭
But you see your mans YES YOUR MANS over here in his chair looking good with a white tank top with his lean arms showing and some of his chest (I'm a hoe for doyoung's neck IM NO BETTER THAN A VAMPIRE BITCH—) What's not helping is that he rests his head back when he hits little highnotes
It lowkey looks like he's getting the best head right now which it lowkey turns you on, SO YOU TAKE YO CUTE ASS OVER TO HIM AND SIT ON HIS LAP. This is not abnormal for yall tho, BUT the vibe is tho.
He looks at you momentarily until BOOM yall lips are together, ngl it gets a lil..sloppy.
Getting carried away means love bites on the neck meaning doyoung's neck was COVERED (over exaggeration #2)
But it also leads to...fun in the playground which means his slender fingers in your pussy.
OKAY LEMME JUST SAY YALL WERE SHOCKED AT HOW FAR YOU GUYS WENT BC YALL NEVER TALKED ABT STUFF LIKE THAT BF4
"If you guys are gonna do that, at least be more quiet. Love, Everyone in this house<3" Doyoung read off the teared piece of paper swept under the door.
"Anyways what do you want for breakfast?"
"Our roommates just said they heard us last night, y/n-"
"My main concern is the grumble in my belly doyoung and it should be yours to"
"...sometimes you're too carefree-"
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See cause who doesn't wanna kiss jaehyun? Absolutely no one. But how many of those people get to actually do it? Very very slim! (Sorry Jaehyun stans, including myself)
But the thing that shocks him is not that people wanna kiss him its that YOU wanna kiss him, which everytime he thinks abt it his ears go red.
But the thing is you're only doing this so your ex could stay away from you. The guy has a weird habit of always trying to get close with you still after 5 months of the breakup when you clearly don't wanna deal with him, so you use you bestfriend!jaehyun as a fake boyfriend
Though you want him to actually be your bf BUT THAT'S ANOTHER CONVO.
Yall are at the mall and TO OUR SURPRISE you see your obsessive ex only 2 stores down standing out the store waiting for yall to get out of Bath and Body works. You get out of there with Jaehyuns hand in yours and you notice his hands are pretty classy.
" don't be nervous! He won't hurt you, trust me I'm alot stronger than him and so are you." You reassure while pinching his toned arm, he just flashes a unsure smile. You turn to your left to see your ex and you curse under your breath.
"He's here! Jaehyun kiss me"
"What?"
"Kiss me!"
"Why do I need to?"
"..you're my boyfriend right?"
"Well yeah fake tho"
" Just kiss me. You won't regret I swear"
He kisses you for a while, he grabs your waist until he realizes that this is just "fake"
"Jaehyun!"
"I'm sorry i-"
"Stupid why are you apologizing? Do it again."
"HUH?"
"You heard me Fool, You're pretty cute kiss me again."
WAIIIITTT THIS WAS CUTE UHM ANYWAYS- yall end up actually going on a date even tho yall are at the mall.
𝙅𝙐𝙉𝙂𝙒𝙊𝙊
Well, you see how he kisses his homies already? Yeah he does that with you as well. YALL BESTIES OR WHATEVA😋🤞🏾 or so you say...
You can be existing and he just pinches your cheek and says "awhhh cute!" And swiftly steals a kiss on your cheek. And you're just like "JUNGWOO LEAVE ME ALONE!" (You're like Mark 2.0)
As kiss on the lips wise, he's always thought abt what it would be like to kiss your plush lips but never brings it up. You catch him looking at your mouth and you just take it as him telling you there's something on there.
He catches himself and immediately starts smirking at you and you're like "BRUH STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT"
But then one time you actually had something on your mouth, he was like "fuck it" and used his thumb to wipe your lip. You stopped mid sentence but not bc jungwoo wiped his thumb over your lip but because he THEN leaned in and kissed you.
You kissed back after some shock washed over you. After yall stopped he kinda tilted his head with THAT FUCKING INNOCENT SMILE.
"Now...what if I slapped you afterwards what would you do?"
"I would moan."
"...ok well-"
"Do it."
"NO JUNGWOO"
"PLEASEEE"
"OH MY GOD NO—"
HELPPPP BDJBXUABAO IM SORRY.
𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙆
We already know Mr. No game ain't gon do shit so we gotta do it for him BFIWVDIQMWOG HELPPP NO MARK SLANDER I SWEAR I LOVE MARK
So I see this man talking about how he wants to kiss you and make sweet love to you. Which lowkey cringes you bc instead him saying I wanna have sex with you he says that but you still find it cute.
So he obviously tells all of this to johnny and Johnny is dying of cringe bc he never thought the person that he basically raised is talking about such things, Mark transfer this into a song though and Johnny is like "Dude you should totally sing it to her"
He's kinda scared at first bc he thinks you'll catch on way too quickly but gives in anyway, so you're chillin' while listening to Mark sing his song while playing the guitar.
But there's a lyric that he can't finish because it distinctively talks specifically about you and he mentally kicks himself because honestly he made the song to not show it to you unless yall get married and have 5 children.
"Why'd you stop?"
"Uhm...I don't think you wanna hear-"
"Why would I not? I like it so far!"
"I don't want you to think I'm weird-"
"C'mon it won't hurt me, is it about sex?"
"Not exactly"
"Then what's the issue?"
He sighs, and begins once he starts he looks at you momentarily to see your reaction and as he ends the lyric he looks up again to see you like :0
"MARK IS THIS ABOUT ME?"
"UHMMM YEAH- WAIT NO UHHH IS IT?"
"OH MY GOD. AWHHHH"
"WAIT YOU'RE NOT MAD?"
"NOOO IM HAPPY"
"YOU ARE?"
"YES...MARK DO YOU WANNA KISS ME?"
"UHM? YEA I GUESS? WAIT- ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?"
As he points at himself questioning you, you pull him by his neck and gives a big SMOOCH
He's malfunctions honestly, he's on glitch mode one may say🤭
He scratches the back of his head, "I feel so embarrassed though" tilting your head at him you answer with a simple 'why'
"Because I feel like I should've been more straight forward since I know you like blunt men-"
"Stop right there. Just cause I said that Yuta being so bold was attractive doesn't mean that's my type. I like dorky cute cringe men, meaning you."
"Wow thanks."
"I'm serious! I like you mark!"
"wAit[voice crack] you dO?[voice crack]"
"Yes stupid!"
"Oh my fucking god..:0"
Then he grabs with a second kiss from excitement 😭😭
𝙃𝘼𝙀𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉
(Kinda suggestive)
Okay we all know haechan is flirtatious devil and you never take his flirty jabs to heart but very recently its been getting more bold. For example! He has placed his hand on your thigh, squeezing and kinda playing with it but never in a sexual manner. NOT KNOWING HOW MUCH EFFECT THAT GIVES YOU.
And everytime you help him with something he puckers his lips out but you never give in because WHO KISSES THEIR BFF AM I RIGHT?
His lips have been looking real kissable lately, every since he asked if he could borrow your chapstick bc he was "too broke to get some himself" which was a lame excuse to throw in everyone's face that he shares the same chapstick as you. Which should've been reason 1 that he likes you but that's just silly ole' haechan right? Right...?😧
But honestly that desire to kiss your "bff" grew quicker also when he got tomato sauce on his lips and licked it off making his plump small lips glossy and a little red.
SO haechan needed help with his computer since it was acting stupid, he had the perfect Idea to mess with it so he could call you in his room just to have you around.
You sleepily shuffled your way into his room with groggy 'what', he explained the situation and you stared at him so his request could register in your still half asleep brain.
"Haechan...do you ever think about figuring stuff out before calling me?"
"I DID! I told you I tried to restart my computer like 3 million times and the add won't budge."
"There's no way a browser add is just gonna be stuck there after you shut down your computer unless you're on pornhub."
"That's not the point, Just fix my computer pleaseeeeee"
"Ugh fine! You're repaying me though "
"Yeah yeah yeah just come sit on my lap"
"Okay I'm leaving"
"IM JOKINGGGG"
After turning back to enter his room you made your way over to him and his precious little computer, you bent down some so you could be eye level with it.
"Damnnnnnn!"
"I'm gonna fucking kill you haechan."
"Please do"
"...not if you get pleasure out of it"
"Oh so you like edging huh?"
"WHAT?"
"It's a genuine question."
"Lemme just fix this computer before I do the unthinkable in here"
"Kinky."
After huffing at his sly response, you took the cord out and plugged it back in. After the computer buffered a few, the screen turned on and the home screen popped up with you and him at the 2021 Halloween party (FYI you were guys went as vampires since it was a lot minute costume grab)
"Why do you still have this up?"
"We looked hot I don't know."
"[Chuckle] I have other hot photos you know?"
"Don't joke like that"
"Does it look like I'm joking?"
"Lowkey hope you are"
"Mhm as if you don't have me on your lap right now"
"Its a habit. BUT THANK YOU FOR HELPING MY COMPUTER BESTIE"
As he did his signature puckered lip thing, you look at them for a second and you think if you should go for it, "Fuck it" you muttered before grabbing the back of his neck and kissed him.
You felt him tense up guessing that he's shocked by this new gesture of yours, and when you broke the kiss he pants a bit before looking away.
"Oh....that's not haechan getting all flustered is it?"
"Give me a minute please."
"You never give me a minute"
"What does that mean?"
"[Sigh] when you touch my thigh you never give me time to regain myself"
"I didn't think it was making you all hot."
"Okay I didn't say that"
"But that's what you meant."
"Okay fine."
"But why did you kiss me?"
"Mmmm.. your lips looked nice and you look really cute right now."
"So all the other times I didn't?"
"It's not that, I was waiting for the right time."
"So me calling you in here to fix my computer and you sitting in my lap was the right time?"
"Yes."
"I'm not mad at it"
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Okay I'm kinda sorry on how long some of them are but I'm also not bc they're kinda cute if you ask me.
Also recently idk what it is but jungwoo lowkey is starting to grow on me I think it's bc I watched that relay cam of him and the one with mark which also has him in it and the taeil one starring him I think jungwoo might become a fav but WE'LL SEE🤭🤫
Anyways hope you enjoyed bestie boos and this is the end of YOU GUESSED IT The BGKSC BYEEEEEE😋🤞🏾❤
enews Is singer Alana Rose Downey finally moved on from Spider Man actor Tom Holland?? Well by the looks of it she is certainly moved on from Tom Holland. And not only that she is now dating an actor who played Elvis Presley in Elvis which is Austin Butler. Check more to our page to see more information.
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alanafan01 WHAT!
tomfan02 NOOO I WANT HER WITH TOM AGAIN
austinfan04 Not complaining at all. they're both hot as fuck.
tomdayafan05 Moved on just now? finally
austinfan07 fucking shut up man no one cares abt your 12 year olds opinion
alanafan08 @austinfan07 drag them bro
randomuser who fucking cares? they are humans that has more privileges.
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alanadowney new music anyone?
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austinfan01 ARE YOU DATING AUSTIN????
alanafan03 feels like when the world found out alana was dating tom
tomfan05 @tomholland2013 bro really aint slick at all
austinbutler I wonder what's the song is it about?
austinfan06 AGHDHUSBDHHD BAHDUJAJ
alanadowney I don't know 🤷♀️ my manager just told me to write a song about some guy name Austin Butler
y/nfan07 they basically just confirmed their relationship
MESSAGE TO TOM H
Hi Tom, I know it's been a long time since we had talked but I don't want to see you...at all. If you asked why then you're an idiot. You had hurted me by keeping your feelings for Z for so long and you were dating me when you love her. It's not only making me feel our relationship wasn't real at all but all the sweetest things you have said to me feels like a rotten thing now. Did you ever love me? Did you even mean the I love you's to me? Were you thinking of her when we have sex? Did you had wish it was her...? Look Tom I love you so so so much, you're literally my first love. But for me to move on from you is to cut all contacts with you. Im sorry.
I know you'll ask if I love Austin...Yes, I love him so much that it makes me feel lost without him. He was there when i needed him, he was there everytime there's a dinner at my family, and he was also there when I was hospitalize. I really do love you Thomas Stanley Holland but I want you to focus on Zendaya now, she's like a sister to me. I want you to keep her safe, happy, and love. I hope you understand. Goodbye Thomas
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alanadowney looking good lover boy ;)
austinbutler Do I really pretty angel 😏?
robertdowneyjr As much as i love my daughter to be happy. But you two need to break it off right now.
yourmomsinstagram @robertdowneyjr Leave them be.
austinfan02 alana is one lucky gal I SWEARR
alanafan04 alana knows to choose her men (and women too, i hope) wisely
tomfan06 BREAK UP WITH ALANA SHE DESERVES TO BE WITH TOM!!
tomfan09 FRFRFR YOU'RE JUST RUINING THE CHANCE OF THEM GETTING BACK TOGETHER
alanadowney sorry to break it up but, i'm never ever going to get back with Thomas
Whenever we can see the catlads’ stockings, I notice you always add embroidered letters on them - what I assume is their initials and then the initials of their owner ? (God bless whoever had to embroider the ones for FRMC’s that’s too many letters). Have you ever spoken abt that ? I’d love to know more… esp bc Hickey’s don’t seem to be his initials, and I don’t know what the letters under HC are on Henry Collins’ jumper’s shoulder! 👀
i acc have a wip about this but ive been lazy and havent turned the script into a proper drawing yet. jopson's the one who does all the embroidery in the crozier household and its partly a practical thing to make sure they dont get each others clothes mixed up (every piece of their clothing has their initials + their owners initials on them though it isnt always in a very visible spot) and also a status thing to show that they are adopted/part of a household. the letters under collin's initials are "HDSG" for "Henry Duncan Spens Goodsir". dundy and tozers clothes have JF on them. peglar and des voeux only have their own initials. before tozer was adopted by fitzjames, he had a pendant that hooked into the collar of his uniform which had his initials, his rank, and his marine dogboy id.
the initials themsleves arent like a sure fire way to know who belongs to what household, but they work as a quick reference in public settings, particularly at parties where humans and cat/dogboys are mingling and sizing each other up. generally speaking having an owner is smth worth advertising, but if your owners rep aint great (like crozier) then its not really doing you any favours. fitzjames is notoriously picky so having JF on you would deffo be a talking point at parties. lack of an owners initials could also indicate that you're shopping around / available / waiting for someone, gore for example has had a blank space under GG for years and ppl think hes reserving it for franklin but he's actually been pining for fitzjames who has expressed no interest in adopting him. (dont worry he eventually gets "JCR" on him so its a happy ending for gore.)
as for why hickey has "CH" and not "EC", it's because he introduced himself as cornelius hickey to sophia when they first met and she knows its not his real name but she doesnt press him about it. when he was part of the cracoft's household the letters under "CH" was "TC" for "Thomas Cracroft" because women aren't allowed to own property and thus can't own their cat/dogperson companions. legally, their companions belong to their fathers or husbands.
we all know about this notorious kyle-ended kyman simp moment where kyle got up to talk to butters after cartman made him do it FJDJSJSJS but like what i wanna talk about is the reason WHY clyde was asking kyle to do this shit out of all people bc it seems pretty obvious to me. as it turns out when you run around 24/7 with this martyr complex that you’re the only one who can handle saving the day or fixing any problem (like kyle does), people are just gonna push you around and take advantage of you LOL. and he’s all like “why me?” 🥺 acting all surprised like kyle….bitch…..this shit annoys me sm abt kyle he always gets all butthurt and plays the victim when other characters are mean to him and treat him like shit but he doesn’t realize he’s doing this shit to himself lol. he has no idea how to set boundaries and feels like he has to help people with every little thing and yeah when you do that shit and are too nice and giving of urself people aint gonna appreciate it and will just treat you like a doormat (something i had to learn the hard way LOL). it’s really interesting to me how the kids never want kyle’s help when he tries to fix a problem he actually is happy to help with, but when it’s something he DOESN’T wanna do they have no problem making him do that shit lol. and yeah talking to butters abt the priest was something none of the kids wanted to do (INCLUDING KYLE) bc it was awkward and uncomfortable so ofc they recruit the one kid who feels like he’s obligated to help with anything someone asks of him to do it bc they know he aint gonna say no LOL. and THAT’S why kyle’s always getting the short end of the stick and stuck in shitty predicaments. and yeah ofc he gets up and does it once cartman yells at him to bc cartman is the one who triggers kyle’s martyr complex the most so it’s almost like an innate reaction for him at this point lol.
2 I DONT NEED NO REASON, ITS ALBERT! HE HAS MY HEART
3 DID U SEE HIS PIRUETTES??????
4 Ginger
5 his sheepish smiles in the background are so adorable it kills me
6 SHOUR BUY A TICKIT DEY LED ENYONE IN, HA!
7 the way he talks with only one side of his mouth
8 everytime he takes is hat off (if he does so at all) he seems to have completly different hair
9 aint afraid of asking help
10 perfect
11 HIS JAW???
12 his good with littles but still somehow a jerk
13 his little breathy chuckle when race said „to prove theys still alive“
14 hes always hyping everyone up and so caring and (again) STILL Somehow MANAGES BEING COCKY WHILE DOING SO
15 the look on his face when the newsies waved up to pulitzer
16 his little triumph jumpy dance thingy
17 everything about him
18 there is literally no reason for him not to be
19 his voice when he said his lips were still tingeling. Idk why but there’s something about it that just has me fainting on the spot
20 „youre done“ with a teary voice when jack scabbed like BRO? WHO EVER PUT THE MIC LeVELS TO WHERE THEY ARE; YOURE MY HERO AND I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU
21 his little steps when he carried crutchie were so funny idek
23 the way he moves
24 the way he talksn
22 everything
25 the way he seems to hear everything and sometimes looks like he wished he didnt
26 he helps race who is second in comand and in charge when jack is away? I loved that!
27 katherine: lets get drunk
Al: i like this lady!
LIKE I CANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED?? I LOVE THIS?? THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME??
28 he looks so happy when tap dancing
29 the way he engages in everything and is extroverted and his facial expressions ykwym?
30 every single thing he did when getting katherine to dance and when watching her dance (there are just so many things about that)
31 he looks so proud during king of new york
32 we all talk abt the many times race sticks his tongue out during kind of new york but no one talks about the obscure amount of times albert bites his lip and gives someone a once over during king of newyork
33 whatever the hell it is thats going on with him in brooklyns here
34 his little hand-flick and face and everything when he said „a leg if lamb“
35 his voice
36 when everyone has thsi specific smile on their face that people have when tapfancing (ykwym? The one that just slightly fake? Yk?? Pls tell me u know what i mean!!!) his is just so genuine and real and u can rly see how sky has genuine fun dancing and i just love that. I comit a felony fir that.
37 i can relate to him and his character tp a deep level cause were both gingers
OH MY GAH HIIII !! I SAW THAT YOU DO MATCHUPS SO I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD A REQ FOR THAT BUT W TOKREV CHARACTERS ??? :DDDD i dont mind anyone tbh so dw abt choosing :33
ok i'll just drop some background info abt myself here :33
i'm aromantic + nonbinary, i am an entp 7w6 and i'm a pisces !! i like to draw, listen to music (either metal or just mainstream music i listen to whatever atp) and dance in my freetime !! :3
based on my personality ::
my friends tend to tell me that i'm the embodiment of the quote "dont judge a book by its' cover" cuz on the outside i act like a full on metalhead and really passive aggressive but at home i sleep next to a whole tower of plushies 💀🙏 and i collect stickers of silly little cats and otters (not my fault that they're so cute oml)
i'm usually the clown of the group !! i tend to be hyperactive but my emotions change a lot- one second talking to me is like trying to get a toddler to pay attention to your teacher and the other is like trying not to get bitten by a rabid dog (my friend's words not mine). i tend to be a loud mouth srry . . . i do try to be quiet if necessary but if i get excited when talking i am a walking speaker . . .
i get rlly excited if my favorite things are mentioned ?! like i would get rlly happy, smiley and would talk about it until i forget to breathe !!
i like to consume horror media ?? idk if i can say that without sounding like an edgelord sobsob im sorry . . . i just love consuming those types of media (as a former kid w unsupervised access to the internet-) and i tend to ramble abt them along w other philosophical topics !! i like to discuss abt meaning of life, whether there are other universes, abt the capabilities of the human mind, etc. they're just so interesting!!! :]
i guess im proud to say that my best trait is my humor 😋 maybe im overconfident abt this one cuz i just have pretty dumb sense of humor if im being honest frfr
i tend to say things out of context . . . i like terrorizing my friends by saying the most outrageous things and overexaggerating them for the fun of it :333 though sometimes i kinda mean what i say
for my ideal partner ::
i'd say i would like someone who's fun to be around but at the same time they gotta be interesting for me to find them fun . . . like they gonna have smth to them that makes me wanna observe them like they're a lab rat being experimented on and being put under observation :33 ppl like that make me wanna see whats inside them and how they see the world around them !! i just love those kinds of ppl aaaaa
ik im overdramatic for this one but like . . . i need someone who can handle me- as in my emotions and sometimes my way of loving . . . cuz if i did love someone, i would obsess over them and would dream of dying w them out of euphoria cuz being w my partner is the only thing that keeps me alive and human 😞 i wanna feel genuine happiness and pure bliss w my partner so thats why after that i think we should die together, that way we both know that finally we lived our life to the fullest (in my pov, 'the fullest' means you finally reach the climax of ur happiness/u live to the moment where you're the happiest you've ever been) (idk if that makes sense but that has always been my fantasy LAWD IM RAMBLING)
need someone whos as crazy as i am :333 if he aint insane i dont want him fr i need to make him worse /j
i think thats all abt me :333 pls take ur time and make sure to put urself first btw !! aside from that, its ok if you ignore this one cuz at the end of the day its up to u <333 have a wonderful day/night mwah you're super cool
Hello! Of course you can have a matchup. Thank you for the kindness. I would like to warn you that I picked a somewhat controversial character. I hope you like it!
You Got...
Tetta Kisaki!!!
If boy can handle the chaos the is Shuji Hanma, he can handle you!
You wanted crazy...
Would love to see you smile when you get super excited about something! His favorite thing is to see the person he loves happy.
He is really really smart. So you would have very intellectual and philosophical discussions.
Would love that you aren't all you seem. Because he is the same way. You two can be badasses when out, but totally different when it is just the two of you (and Hanma sometimes when he is being Hanma and not leaving you all alone.)
Movie date nights. He'd let you pick it. If you're happy, he's happy.
yourbestie1; happy fucking birthday to this real life angel. OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOUR BDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳. You truley are my bestie. You know me better than anyone else, youve always been there for me when i needed it, youre my girl. Remember when we smoked 🍃 in hs after we egged my exs house? 😭😭. Anyways love you sm birthday girl 🤭😁😁☺️😚
yourusername: 🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE YOU SM BESTIE
yourbestie: I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEE 💋💋💋💋
markestapa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMMM 🥳🥳🥳
yourusername: ☺️ THANK YOU SONN
dylanduke25: HAPPY BDAY TO MY FAV PERSON
yourusername: DUKER UR SO SWEET 🥲 🙃
edwards.73: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ☺️
yourusername: THANK YOU BABE. i love you edwards 💋
rutgermcgroarty: HAPPY BDAY MOM
yourusername: 😊😊😊😊 thank uuu rutgerrrr
rutgermcgroarty: does this make me the favorite kid now
markestapa: what are you talking abt im mom and dad’s favorite
dylanduke.25: stop being stupid its me
yourusername: 🤦🏾♀️
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edwards.73: happy birthday to the sweetest girl i know. every time I lose a game or win she’s the one i go back to. She’s my home. In the time ive spend with her even with i love every second of it. even if we argue over stupid stuff i still love her. Shes MY girl . not any of yalls. shes kind, loving supportive, the best. but anyways happy birthday to the best and my favorite person out there. aint no one like you. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SWEET GIRL 😚🫶🏼🫵🥳☺️😁😘🥰
yourusername: ETHAN OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU. I LITTERALLY CRIED READING THIS
edwards.73: I LOVE YOU BABYYYY ❤️
yourbestie1: corny and im loving every second of it
dylanduke.25: i love this @:markestapa
markestapa: only time i wont gag when mom and dad are being cutesy again.
yourusername: mark stfu u literally love when we act cutesy
markestapa: 😒 not true
yourbestie: @:markestapa girl bye
lhughes_06: happy birthday y/n/n :)
yourusername: thank you hughesy 😊😊
umichtrack: hbd to the GOAT 🐐
yourusername: jj give coach her login back🤦🏾♀️
umichtrack: ok MOM
yourfriend69: THAT LAST PICTURE. MOMMY
yourusername: 💀
a/n: happy birthday to you if its urs cause it definitely aint mine 😭
even if there’s a solution to a “problem”, someone can still talk abt how they don’t like said problem… you know that right? it’s always “then ignore them” or write them yourself”… who says that ppl don’t do that already. it was one opinion. no one was demanding black writers to not write wtv they want, the person only shared their view and everyone went crazy… you legit wrote a think piece over this. There shouldn’t be fighting yeah, but maybe ppl should stop feeling butthurt over opinions. users make the most trivial things a bigger issue on tumblr, legit arguing with a minor lmao
i ask you to read all of this before sending another ask, its another “think piece” but its literally the answer to why what these woman are askin is lowkey problematic and i dont blame folks for not noticing dogwhistles. im also not say all “soft girls” are spouting this stuff. (hell im one of them). im also not calling these women evil, cuz they may not truly know what they saying is problematic as we live in a capitalist yt supremacist system. im more than happy to answer more. im not somebody that gon dismiss you if you wanna have discourse💖
but yes, you can talk about a problem when its in good faith as it actually cultivates productive insight. but bad faith arguments distract us from the real problems that both groups actually want to see fixed. however we need to acknowledge that most ADULTS who come with this “soft life fic” opinion be in bad faith.
bad faith is trying to get us to come back to things both parties already agree on. we all agree that soft fic aint seen much. what we are saying is why you keep coming in the dark/urban fic inbox stating it for people who have no problem with you? we’ve assessed the “problem” and we all agree it needs fixing. its like we running in circles, instead of different directions to fix other problems. the question is how are you going to contribute to fixing it in a healthy way and how do you want us to help.
im sure cherry and her friends would love to recommend a homegirls work so long as shes respectful. HELL I’LL EVEN DO IT!!!
tho i don’t recommend coming into blogs who are strictly dark and askin’ them for anything other than that. just like how soft writers don’t want to primarily write dark.
its not butthurt when you come on someone’s page calling them “ghetto” “baby mamas” then try and position it against “soft life” “divine feminine” “old money” aesthetics.
im not saying thats what this little girl did, but ive seen grown adult women do that. and thats nasty as hell to be positioning that.
the reason she probably caught flack is because she unfortunately used a simple question thats been hijacked and used by bad faith arguers when they come to urban fic accounts.
thats usually the question to get a leg in the door to start spouting off lowkey antiblack and classist shit.
and i dont know where soft being only afforded to the croquette looking girls came from. some of the softest girls i know are high fem baddies. so thats very weird, especially when you consider that black women make up majority of that aesthetic.
essentially its respectability politics and thats why its not trivial. to most, this looks like a minor creative liberties dispute, but the underlying theme is actually steeped in so much politics that affect black women for real.
i mean just look at the whole bonnet and pajama pants debate. or the straight hair or braids for your birthday/formal event debate. or the wigs vs natural hair debate. baby mama vs wifey debate (if you believe how a woman carries herself in a way thats nondestructive to others, is a reason as to why she doesn’t deserve respect; you not a feminist.)
its grown folks bratz vs barbie all over again.
not even gon hold you, i didn’t know that was a minor. just reblogged @chrollohearttags post on my dash. anybody doing anything other than telling that little girl to get off they page is a weirdo. but cherry made a general post thats been a topic of discussion AMONGST BLACK WOMEN since we’ve been writing stories. so ofc thats what my “think piece” is about. she may have commented one question but some iteration of that same question has been around for years. i’m responding to that.
since i now know this is a minor, they could have very well been wanting to know why there is a saturation of these fics on here. and i would have told her about the culture of urban fic being ONE of the first pioneers in Black Smut Fiction. it literally helped shape the black writing culture whether bad or good. then i wouldve told her that when she’s older she could contribute to said culture. but right now she should not be consuming any sexual media.
and to ask a question like that, its clear she has some gripes about the way general media treats black women; which those are well-founded. i understand hating the “ride or die”, or the “settling for less” when it comes to media for black women. but how can you read about a specific aesthetic or lifestyle and immediately know thats was going on?
these women used to have valid points and some still do but like this little girl, they cant tell the difference and if they can, they want any kind of reputation for “ghetto” girls out the window. there’s nothing wrong with being “ghetto” and nothing wrong with being a “the soft divine feminine” but we do need to talk about why the latter feels comfortable coming on someone like cherry’s page too disparage girls who aesthetics and social values don’t align with them.
writers like cherry aren’t advocating abuse, their characters are living they best lives. doing “ghetto” shit and truly loving the partners they’re with.
there are legit women out there who are “ghetto” that love they life. and are in healthy relationships. its vile to say that the way someone simply chooses to exist is a direct result of how black women face abuse, especially as something as silly as wigs, body con dresses and long nails. or even activities like twerking, having babies, doing drugs and partying.
its kinda like this whole Sukiana situation vs the Home Depot girl. Both were sexually harrassed but people tried to victim blame Suki more cuz of the way she dress and act. thats nasty. (plus there was no versus to begin with cuz neither one deserved it)
like there IS something to be said about how women who tend to write urban fic -at least in its early days- really do live the lives they are writing about. granted, looking back, some of these women were so unhealed that they ended up romanticizing abuse. but most girls now understand that you can live a hood lifestyle and not put up with bullshit.
somewhere along the way, the “city girl/ghetto/high fem” aesthetic got associated with abuse, crime, and poverty. which is crazy cuz girls who look like JT be havin’ money, a good life and still have plug/rapper boyfriends who not killing or getting them killed.
so if these women would be honest, its not about the way the “urban” girls look or behave. the real problem is the abuse that these women face.
which i see how thats a problem but abuse doesn’t correlate to aesthetics and its not a causation of abuse either.
soft girls can experience abuse. they experience financial, domestic abuse, sexual abuse. these women who hate urban fic, keep forgetting that the soft girl is modeled after the tradition yt housewife who faced abuse too. just cuz you get out the hood and get a financial stable man that isnt a plug or gangbanger dont mean he not gon beat yo ass or expect loyalty when he do some dubious shit.
yall ever seen the Stepford Wives?
now you can have the vintage look without the vintage values, but thats not what most of these women who come onto cherry page be talking like.
they disagree with any depiction of your so called city girl —whether good or bad.
it’s counterproductive to feminism. it quite literally antichoice feminism which is a huge problem with feminism today because it relies too much on this yt viewpoint of responsibility politics. i suggest people really read “Hood Feminism” by Mikki Kendall.
anyway thats whats been making people like cherry become upset and rather than having patience, they ain’t got no more to give cuz they keep having to defend themselves and explain why talking like this is a microaggression. they exhausted.
anyway im free to talk more, if i didnt explain good.
♡; Cassie's design is so pretty we've all been fooled and I think that's great
♡; I guess it was the model being horrible what nade it for ppl to think she was whiter?? Idk but. She's so pretry ok. Also she has a normal voice unlike Greg
In resume I LOVE HER. Fuck Greg
Really happy with her. Any weird "oohhhshe's a dead child she's Cassidy" bullshit she's great by her own aint that cool?
♡; When she said something abt her dad I SCREAMED. My brain literally went to the worst possible outcome (Michael being her dad)
When the thing said it was a technician I died a little bit inside
Then it was never mentioned again 🫠
I rlly thought we would get more info abt him with notes or logs, damn
♡; Bonnie! He is fucking ugly there I said it
Also it's now confirmed Monty killed him??????? I guess????
But there was a little poster that said something like "forever & ever; love, Freddy" and that's truly love <3
♡; I rlly liked the Freddy design without head and the nightmare open chest... so cool......... then it had like just one scene as everything in this game and this franchise
Just fed my hcs more so I rlly liked it!¡
♡; I thought I'd hate the Vanni mask thing but it turned out to be one of the best things of the game
Confused with the AR bunny (but it wasn't the worst bunny), but I think I love it a lot now. I may adopt them. And fill them with headcannons 'cause I know very well that thing wont be back
♡; #NotmyHelpy
♡; Fuck the mimic.
I rlly liked his moment until I realized "wtf then what is the other rabbit thing/where burntrap?/the blob once again didn't do shit on screen??"
Shout out to Candy Cadet for explaining 50 stories in like. 5 sentences, king. Fnaf can't you do that more often
The normal ending is weird enough with him the one with the suit is?????? What??? Like OK book shit but wtf is the CLAW? Fr my first thought was the big Cupcake guy
Honestly the game was so good until that weird end gosh what was that. At least I got the Greg/mimic change the first time bc if not I would be even more enraged (fuck greg still tho)
♡; In resume I found the DLC much much better until the nation of Books' lore attacked. Why.
His eyes scanned the horizon, making sure he was on track to get home, but then his legs faltered as he saw something in the distance, between the many aspen and evergreens. A small splash of color amongst white and faded jade. He slipped, exclaiming as he tumbled down the slope, as shallow as it had been. The man groaned, and lifted himself slowly while dusting off the snow now stuck to him from the rolling.
“Are you…Alright?”
The man’s head shot up and met with another pair of eyes- like fields of ice, but soft. He’d never seen such eyes. “I…y…yeah, wait,” He shook his head and stood up, now noticing the ethereal man kneeling beside a frozen spring, thin, ivory digits stained pink from the cold and held calmly in his lap. This man…who was he? Why was he out here?
“Uh…What are you doing out here? It’s freezing.” The ethereal figure quietly looked back to the stream, eyes somehow…speaking a thousand words, but none that the other could recognize.
“Waiting…”
OK. I decided to bite the bullet and post this.
These are character designs for an original cultivation story (would be BL btw, i realize i forgot to write the genders on the sheets) and i was kind of nervous to post them for some reason so i've had them for a while now (as you can see at the end of 2022)
But i love the characters obv, and since i didn't draw today again due to trying to get some posts prepped for the future, i thought...what better time to share these than now?
um well, i hope you like the concepts? i don't really have a summary for the book yet. since its an original though i wanted to do a lot more research into cultivation before i began actually writing again (i have some bits and bobs but they need to be redone probably) uh, basically the premise is though that Wyn (chestnut hair) is disguised as a woman for an arranged marriage but then the husband he marries, when he lifts the veil, is very happy abt it and they end up having a happy life- for however long that lasts. something happens and he dies (he's already dead at the start of 1 this aint a spoil lol) and so we begin 50 years later where every day he waits at the spot his husband was supposed to meet him no matter the weather, and he meets a rogue cultivator who likes to go by Aspen. Ensue hijinks lol
Drawings that didn't make the cut [or you know, first scribbles/thoughts] are under the read more line.
honestly tho idk the rules of cultivation stories which is holding me back, i'm so interested in cultivation now but i have read 2 danmei and thats it rn
so i'm clearly lacking the needed experience sadlfhasdg-- anyway...