#we all do it

[thecoolergoj]

shoutout to autistic people using shift+enter to mimic the look of several shorter messages without having to commit to several

#autism #actuallyautistic #actually autistic #neurodivergent #tumblr #shitpost #196 #we all do it

[kritzelpixel]

Artists: "No, mister doctor sir, I have no idea where this back pain could come from."

#back pain #artists #art #we all do it

[medievill]

wake up babe, new fic title collection just dropped

#we all do it #hozier

[ferociousconscience]

I love the idea of Javert doing the thing he does in MsurM where he's always sensing Madeleine's presence and suddenly whipping around staring at him like. "What is it about that mannnnnn???? hrrrrhmmmmmmhhmrrgh..."

But the people of the town don't find this strange at all because they're all already in love with Madeleine and so are just "Ah lads Monsieur le Maire got another one lol"

#normal to be visibly lusting after the mayor #we all do it

[feraltuxedo]

Guilty as charged.

Crowley & Anathema in fanfic:

Crowley & Anathema in canon:

GIFs by @fuckyeahgoodomens

#it's a fine headcanon though #good omens au #good omens fanfic #good omens headcanon #we all do it

[crazydiscoturkey]

have you ever scrolled aimlessly what you thought was your dashboard BUT NO

it’s actually a strangers blog!!!

#it’s fine #we all do it

[krshush]

The cycles never enddd

#talking abt mental health talking abt capitalism talking abt body pain and how the pain can be mitigated... #...by exercise that is harder to dtart when you're already hurting #i'm TIRED I'm not even the nearest to the most aching person I KNOW and I DONT know HOW #WE ALL DO IT #I'M TIRED!!! AREN'T Y'ALL TIRED? WANNA TAKE A NAP INSTEAD? #K.R. shush

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Don't worry, the effect hasn't worn off yet ^3^

So I'm still under the illusion that I am 100% fine ᕙ⁠(⁠＠⁠°⁠▽⁠°⁠＠⁠)⁠ᕗ

I see your brain has defaulted to adolescent “this is unhealthy which makes it fun and exciting” mode lol 😂

#you ask skye answers #lovely gattodelblack #we all do it

[geekygaydude2point0]

When you get into the locker room right as the gym hotties finish getting dressed . . .

#gay #gifs #hela #gay humour #lgbtq humour #we all do it #shameless objectification #gym #gym hotties #locker room

[bowiebond]

Oh family gathering? You mean that event where I hyper-perform masculinity because how else will they take me seriously?

#let’s be real #we all do it #deepening my voice and being gruff even tho I’m pre t #just trying my hardest as a transmasc punk 🥲

[lovemeorlovemycloset]

the frenzy every woman goes into when her mom is on her way over is pure comedy

#We ALL do it #Time to clean house!

[apleasurableillusion]

One thing I hate about litigation is that your client never tells you everything so you end up on a call with another lawyer and they start telling you things your client did and all you can say is “I’ll have to get back to you on that” and all you can think is “this motherfucker”

#we all do it #we try to make ourselves look good and don’t talk about things that seem irrelevant #but oops turns out it’s pretty fucking relevant

[mellarkandart]

when the popular girls give me dirty looks irl it makes me feel better to imagine that they spend their midnights lonely and sobbing in bed whilst they read my whumpy fanfiction

#we all do it #you can’t tell me miss priss has never read a fanfic

[ipreferlush]

Are you a clean your screen on your hip or your boob kind of girl?

#we all do it #which one are you? #informal poll #mine #text post #musingz

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!