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jegulus incorrect quote: James is captured by the death eaters during the war
Regulus: I should kill you or turn you over to the dark lord right now.
James: You wouldn’t! Would you?
Regulus: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t. Give me just one reason why I should let you go
James: Because… I’m cute?
Regulus:....
Barty: oh my god you are considering it!
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academicblorbo · 9 months
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How to be slutty and celibate: a guide by Dream of the Bitchless
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obamerzslop · 4 months
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obamer. obamer how did your brain come up with the devil/priest au. what chemical reaction happened in your brain. i am very curious as to what inspired this.
I just thought the dynamic between a devil and a priest would be very... intriguing. So I made an au for it!
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routeriver · 2 months
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alamo-seas · 3 months
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replaying story mode again and there are so many things I forgot about. Like why does Trevor refer to Michael as like a “horny skunk” after lifting him up and carrying him huh. why. why did he Say That.
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hunnam · 10 months
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your-name-is-jim · 1 year
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I love them so much. ❤️❤️❤️
[Star Trek V - The Final Frontier]
Bonus:
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jerichoes · 7 months
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in shambles over how his polish is absolutely unrecognizable as polish but slovenian is perfectly legible
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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 7 months
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why does seeing black women desired by people you deem attractive bring you so much discomfort?
answer. quickly. 🤨
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most “evil” damian comics follow the same basic formula which is:
beginning of storyline: oh look they’re actually connecting damian to talia and ra’s and his arab heritage! maybe his complexion is darker than usual too :)
end of storyline: oh he’s killing ppl again :(
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dontbotheraziraphale · 3 months
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absolutely dying over renee rapp's wikipedia
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i can only aspire to be this mysterious and gay all at once
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veksel9 · 4 months
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headcanon
after jason begins to actively capture outposts, vaas gives the pirates an hour-long lecture in which he asks why they can't kill one white idiot
vaas: you can't handle a man who says "ew", when skinning animals. it’s a shame!
carlos: I’m sorry, but you couldn't kill him three times, having the advantage…
vaas:
vaas: shut your mouth
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smokietaylor · 3 months
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If writing fanfic has taught me anything...
It has become painfully obvious why I like the men that I do.
The men in question:
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bubfrsiwtp · 3 months
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i SWEAR if someone tries to say “hm they seem like they’re just friends” with Percy and Annabeth in the show
i will be losing my mind, and i will be throwing hands at every single person who says they’re ‘jUsT fRieNdS”
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tal-vez-o-quizas · 11 months
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I was reading, once again, this wonderful post by @aurorabyler and this part particularly struck to me:
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And I wholeheartedly agree.
Can I say how much people disregard the actions of Mike towards El or don't think too much of it? Same with El.
Mike going through ST4EP3 is paralleling Nancy's incapability of saying "I love you" to Steve after she called their relationship "bullshit" while drunk (even though Nancy already said that she loved Steve, to his face).
Why is it that people took it seriously when Nancy was unable to say those words when Steve demanded them but when Mike doesn't say such words after El confronted him about it, most of the audience's response is "He's just a teenager", "They're too young", "He doesn't know what love is" or "He doesn't have to say that he loves her to demonstrate he cares about her" while simultaneously saying "Say you love her!", "My man, you can't say those words?!"
How come Steve and Nancy were teenagers but people still took it seriously when they had their "I love you" situation but somehow the same doesn't apply for Mike and El?
How come people were expecting someone who can't even write "Love, Mike" in a letter to his girlfriend or mention the word "love" to his best friend to say "I love you", even after he was confronted by said girlfriend and just said that he cared a lot about her?
A character saying "I care about you" to someone else is THE MOST PLATONIC thing ever and it basically means that person is automatically being friendzoned.
We all know that.
But when Mike says it, it's nothing serious?
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When El wrote "From El" in the letter Mike received in ST4EP5, most audience's response was "It just means she's being petty", "Aww she wrote him a letter" or it just caused some laughs.
They downplay every action Mike and El take towards each other and honestly? I'm not even surprised cause most people suppose Mike and El will never have a big issue or something that can break them as a romantic couple because they've been "love interests" throughout the show (as if movies and TV Shows have never broken up long-term relationships ever before).
Why is it that back in ST2, when Steve and Nancy had that fight, everyone automatically thought of Jonathan, who seemed to show romantic interest in Nancy but somehow nobody thought of Will (who was shown pining after Mike) when Mike couldn't say "I love you" to El?
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regalis · 5 months
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400 Palestinians murdered by Israel in north Gaza at the Jabalia refugee camp ...FOUR HUNDRED AT ONCE . And I still cannot believe that people are not swayed by this, that celebrities like Selena Gomez (one of the most followed people on instagram) think that a post does nothing and the others continue to be spineless or spread misinformation, that politicians like Joe Biden, Rishi Sunak and the like continue to support and provide aid and arms to Israel, that organizations like the UNITED NATIONS sit there and act like their hands are tied instead of doing SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL to stop this genocide from unfolding even more. What is the point of teaching history in schools and saying we learn history to learn from the past when we're doing anything but that ??
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