#we all make fun of batman's hockey pad abs but at least they're SOMETHING you know

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y'all are always talking about, like, how superhero stories are so unrealistic and stuff-- and yeah, i hear a lot of different reasons for their lack of being realistic, ranging from family dynamics to major events to just really stupid things that are obviously jokes-- but can we please, please, please talk about the indestructible spandex? they managed to make suits that are impossibly tight, but you can fight crime in them, and they'll take at least 50% of a bullet for you. like,,,,, what.

#and yeah i'm thinking about batman #more specifically dick grayson #because that suit's really tight and i want to know why it isn't more armored? #i'm being serious #i know it's meant to be aerodynamic or whatever but it doesn't really protect him from anything at all? #we all make fun of batman's hockey pad abs but at least they're SOMETHING you know? #dc #dcu #mcu #it counts too but it's just less of a problem of the mcu #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #nightwing #dick grayson #robin #spiderman