#we are barbarian

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Daughter of delta Yu, show them that you're no fool!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang fengmian #jinzhu #yinzhu #wang lingjiao #wen zhuliu #elle woods #Not officially appearing but this is very much supposed to continue on the running gag of her being a character in pd-mdzs. #Yes I have been thinking about how Yu and Nu sound the same. Would it not be funny if YZY and Elle Woods were martial sisters? #Oh man I really hope help gets to lotus pier in time. I hope things turn out okay despite the odds. #I always wondered what YZY ended up fighting with once she gave away zidian. Supposedly she would have a sword right? #Let us also factor in the fact she gets her core 'melted' and can't use spiritual weapons anymore. #We know for a fact that this does not stop someone from still kicking ass. #Thus I propose: Yu Ziyuan as a bare knuckle brawler. In my heart she's a multiclass barbarian/monk. #As *if* she would go down without causing a bit more bloodshed once her core was gone. #Gatekeep Gaslight Girlviscerate your enemies.

[mellancholy-mushroom]

fantasy high junior year bingo!! i think some boxes are much more likely than than others but i’m excited to see ashsjsh :3

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #if we don’t get another kristen inspiring speech i’m SUING #my previous reblog ab the trackerbees breakup was me being in denial I DONT WANT IT #my bets for adaine multi class is barbarian or monk! #also HOOT GROWL is a free space

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

a handful of my favourite letterboxd reviews

bonus: the iconic, the legendary, the sensational ~

#letterboxd #movies #films #movie review #bound 1996 #barbarian 2022 #barbie 2023 #barbie #bones and all #bones and all 2022 #come and see #rocketman #rocketman 2019 #matilda the musical #matilda the movie musical #matilda 2022 #we need to talk about kevin #we need to talk about kevin 2011 #joker #joker 2019 #memes #film memes #movie memes #shitpost #cinephile #film critique #film critic #tw sui joke #across the spiderverse #come and see 1985

[mybrknhrtt]

my half orc barbarian tav wearing wyll's clothes very important compilation (to be continued)

#baldur's gate oc #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #half orc #barbarian #moose coronary heart #she just looks too good #im not sorry wyll #tav simply wears it better #lae'zel already went crazy over them #we absolutely love to see it

[pascow]

Bill Skarsgård in a clip from upcoming film Barbarian (2022). 

#bill skarsgard #Bill Skarsgård #barbarian #barbarian 2022 #barbarian movie #bskarsgardedit #gifs #film gifs #gif edit #movie gifs #film edits #so we have horror romance and bill by soft lighting? #gimme this movie now!! #additionally that yellow light was a nightmare #but i tried my best #gifs by christine

[twinstxrs]

the gorgug-porter conversation is interesting to me because like. yea for the overwhelming majority of the conversation porter’s being shitty & trying to fit gorgug into a box that gorgug just does not fit into by trying to make gorgug’s relationship with his rage more focused on the aggression aspect of it. but then there’s also this specific thing that brennan brought up again in the ap, which is that gorgug’s relationship with his rage is wholly “this is a tool i use to protect my friends.” which isn’t a bad thing! but that’s his Whole relationship with it, & gorgug seems to place next to no value on his rage in relationship to himself. which is problematic, because it’s first & foremost his rage.

being raised in a household with a sort of toxic positivity largely meant that, whether or not it was his parents’ intention, gorgug internalized the message that more traditionally “negative” emotions such as anger are the wrong response to something. part of the reason he prioritizes his artificing is probably because it’s “fixing” things. in comparison to being a barbarian, which gorgug associates with “breaking” things. good vs. bad behavior, in his eyes.

it’s a totally unacceptable bar to measure a 16 y/o by, but i do think part of porter’s reasoning for not letting gorgug multiclass is him recognizing that gorgug generally does not value anger as a valid emotional response to something, at the very least for himself. & that directly conflicts with what being a barbarian is, because whether you like it or not, that rage is what fuels you. but again, barring a kid from pursuing something they deeply care about in part (not entirely, porter has a lot of more bullshit reasons) because of their fundamental values & world outlook is crazy.

so yes, 98% of porter’s reasoning is pretty shitty, immature, rife with a toxic view that there’s only one proper way to access rage, & generally not a good thing to do as a teacher, but also within that reasoning is the 2% of ‘there is a fundamental part of yourself that you only value if you can use it to take care of other people & you need to accept that as something that can take care of you, too.’ but that’s something to discuss with a therapist or a guidance counselor, not something that should hugely impact gorgug’s academic future.

#gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #btw these r just my personal opinions u r 100% free to disagree #gorgug & his rage interest me so deeply because of how deeply that rage existing seems to be against gorgug’s own will #like mechanically classes are choices & you can switch stuff around any time. but gorgug as a barbarian always felt like an unwilling choice #like that 14 y/o kid did not want to have rage. & that really interests me. #i’ve seen people before be like ‘what if gorgug dropped barbarian & went full srtificer’ but i feel like that simply can’t happen?? #mechanically yea sure but it always felt like a core part of gorgug that the rage will always be there & it’s a matter of how you channel it #idk. dnd classes narratively being treated as ‘you can not lose this part of you’ even though you technically can #gorgug could be lvl 19 artificer & he’d still have 1 level of barbarian. because that is part of who he is. #btw i don’t think porter truly cares about gorgug valuing his rage only as a way to be a human shield #i think porter just sees that as ‘wrong’ but like. not as in ‘you need to take care of yourself’ & more ‘you aren’t conforming’ #he thinks it’s wrong for the wrong reasons. the nastier ‘this is how you should be’ reasons #ppl being like ‘we r being too hard on porter. it’s an 150% courseload gorgug will be overwhelmed’ i think r missing the point bc like. #that is 100% a valid reason to not approve gorgug for multiclassing! but that’s also 100% not the reason porter rejected him. #that whole interaction was basically porter shoving his percieved version of conformity down gorgug’s throat. was v neurodivergent kid coded #no hate to anyone saying that last point btw these r all just opinions #thinking about last ep wilma & digby being like ‘you’re a great barbarian. you’re so great at it. but look at what you made!!!’ like. #they would never mean it like that. but when you only understand half of your son he is going to prioritize the half you do.

[dogt3eeth]

Shout out to bi4bi t4t relationships, truly

#myart #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #bg3 gale #bg3 karlach #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate karlach #karlach #karlachgale #firebomb #i think ive seen people use that? #doing a karlach origin run and romancing gale. its going wonderfully #i got those dead peoples wedding rings and we r matching :3 #sometimes a loving relationship is a human wizard and a tiefling barbarian. they kiss oh so sweetly #also for anyone wondering yes those r bite marks on Gale #karlach/gale #karlach x gale #gale/karlach

[r0tt13]

pov ur just a little hater

#my art #ocs #duke #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e #orc #barbarian #trying out something new what we think.. teehee #frankly this was color theory practice cuz i do NOT know what im doing

[junuve]

Common Baldur's Gate 3 dialogue options for me:

Yes, I see nothing wrong with this course of action. I am very well adjusted. Not traumatized. Nope.

I am going to fucking eat you.

I am going to fucking eat you~~

[BARBARIAN] GROAAAARRRRRGHH. ARREGH. UGHNGGH. WHEEEEZE.

[GITHYANKI] That's not how we do it in The Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Oligarchy.

Leave.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 memes #baldurs gate 3 meme #the dark urge #idk... tags #silliness #i fucking LOVE my githyanki barbarian. all the knowledge. she chooses to scream. we should all be so wise....

[y-rhywbeth2]

Sometimes I consider multiclassing my Durge as barbarian (just the whole rage and bloodlust angle). But I also love the innate spellcasting of sorcery (which is the favoured class for Bhaalspawn, by 3.5e rules - The ideal default subclass is a Divine Soul Sorcerer and I will die on this hill)

Honestly, most of the classes bring something interesting to their past as a Deathbringer.

Rogues, naturally. Assassin is a subclass for a reason, was Bhaal's thing in life, and Bhaalists sponsor thieves guilds as well as assassins. -

Bards, as the rouge+ class, make great assassins: They're personable and welcomed, they've got a reputation for seduction, people hire them to come to them... -

Druid assassins? Who'd see somebody mauled by an animal or dead by venomous bite and have humanoid assassin as their first guess? Death is natural; all things kill and feed on death. -_

Fighter: Trained your body and mastered all the weapons for the purpose of killing people in a variety of interesting ways. -

Monks: practice mental and physical discipline until your entire body is a lethal weapon. _

Rangers are trackers and hunters who are familiar with the natural world (and its many poisons) - simply hunt people instead of animals. Also natural assassins. -

Wizards are also great murders, depending on how you use their spells. Specialise in necromancy and you can recycle your victims! The hold spell is a godsend for killing people without them calling for help. Also Bhaal was High Netherese, and that place was all about magic so hereditary stuff and blah. -

Sadly we cannot be Clerics of Bhaal (booo), but I can pretend that Durge just fished around for an impression of what god they served and went with the first one that came to mind/seemed likely -

Paladin... I don't care much for 5e's paladins, but having a sworn oath of blind loyalty to Bhaal as your liege, Blackguard style, can be fun.

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Warlock is an odd one. Did Durge try to make a deal with a powerful being to try to escape/understand the Urge before they knew what it was? Did they try to escape their fate through a deal? I'd suggest the pact could be with one of Bhaal's servants, but only the Fiend pact works for that...

#I stick with single classing as a Ranger for feats #And because we only go to level 12 #But ughhhhhhh #God I love them all #Ranger/Barbarian/Sorcerer at least?? #durge #babbling #edgelord hours #I'm boring and like my Paladins strictly LG

[t4tav]

Astarion joined our latest dnd session 🙄

#astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion acunin #dnd #he dont know how to play but he keeps trying to convince the other party members to stab one another #also we rolled for dick sizes this game bc our dm drunk asf and couldnt pay attention. i let astarion roll a d12 with his tiny doll hands #he rolled an 11. right alongside our lizardfolk barbarian #good for him #misadventures

[dishsaop]

the thing abt astarion and baldurs gate 3 is that while i do like astarion, hes an interesting character with some cool plots, im fairly neutral on him compared to most of the cast. but. he rolls over a 30 nine times out of ten when lockpicking and disarming traps. which suits my playstyle so well.

when i started playing the game i first tried to regularly swap out characters (habits kept from rpgs where characters not in the party dont level up/dont level up as fast) but i realized pretty fast that the flouncy traumaguy is actually so useful. hes really reliable in battle and he destroys traps and locks with so much ease i just Cant leave him at camp. he disapproves of 95% of what i do bc im trying to smooch karlach this run, but im spending all my gold to put him in schmancy little outfits that keep him from getting one-shotted.

hes my little purse dog. if a purse dog had a gun and a set of lockpicks. sure im allergic to dogs and this dog hates me whenever i open my mouth, but look at him, look at how cute the gun is in his little paws when he snipes mind flayers.

#if party makeup for battles didnt matter id have my tav jaheira halsin and karlack. unfortunately that would #be three druids and a barbarian. i like the well roundedness of a druid but jesus christ we would all die #im playing a fucking rogue next time. #I NEED TO BE CLEAR THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE HATING ON THE VAMPIRE. I LIKE THE VAMPIRE #but i literally cannot use wyll bc i hate the way warlocks play and its killing me. i love wyll. i wish i could take u with me buddy #but astarion just picked a dc 30 safe with no rerolls man and you have two spells lots #m text #*KARLACH. SORRY SWEETIE IM ON MOBILE AND I CANT FIX TAGS IM SO SORRY I MISSPELLED YOUR NAME

[gin-draws]

the villain showed up during our Yule Party and blew up our house… rude.

#oc: ba’sura #oc art #dnd oc #dnd art #dnd character #sketch #digital art #halfling oc #halfling #barbarian oc #bard oc #the ffs #dungeons & dragons #we were taking a year of downtime in game and hadn’t played since July #and the enemy’s leader FINALLY decides to show his face and it’s to blow up our house #luckily we got all our npc’s out before the house went 💥 #ba’sura goldenfoot

[palilious]

headcanon that Ivan has a prosthetic leg

#moar ivan and paloma! #these two fully moved into my head and they wont leave #daddy daughter dynamics make me melt #is it the daddy issues #perhaps #but we dont talk about it #i headcanon he lost his leg in a car accident #but other escaped fans said he got attacked by a mountain lion lol #whatever works the prosthetic leg is fully headcanon territory anyway #oc #art #originalcharacter #originalartwork #sketch #character design #escaped audios #escaped neon barbarian #escaped ivan #pali draws escaped audios

[pascow]

Bill Skarsgård as Keith Toshko in BARBARIAN (2022) dir. Zach Cregger

#bill skarsgard #Bill Skarsgård #barbarian #barbarian 2022 #barbarianedit #zach cregger #bskarsgardedit #filmgifs #horroredit #horrorfilmgifs #moviegifs #cinemapix #dailyflicks #fyeahmovies #excited bc i figured out how to make his lips look....slightly less orange!!! #it's the lil victories #anyway i am OFF #'til we do battle again tomorrow barbarian #gifs by christine

[vodoriga-art]

Zealot barbarian’s greatsword, painted with more care and with actual celestial script this time. I’m trying to find a nice middle ground between my art styles.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #sword #original character #aasimar #zealot barbarian #kelemvor #digital art #illustration #we all saw that paladin af german executioner sword with text but i went to ottoman swords for inscription inspiration #items #karim