#we are not same bro

[yukiire]

it's time to give the 4th but also newest bro a big hug 💖

#we already knew they were gonna pick satan in NB's lesson 19 anyway but i love how they got there #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me fanart #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me asmo #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me shall we date #riddle doodle #it also makes me wonder how they got to being bros in OG and makes me wonder if they got to do the same things as NB's #food for thought idk how to think

[pandoa]

"miss attorney" and "miss bodyguard"

"serious, overworked ceo" and "serious, overworked surgeon"

i rest my case.

#every otome needs their jumin han™ #and both marius and rafayel as successful artists???? like are we fr here they're both my number 1 😭 #rafayel also has a piercing in the same place at marius when you first meet him with the fishies #like bro #wth #i could cross reference different otome characters ALL DAY #love and deepspace #tears of themis #mystic messenger #marius von hagen #rafayel #jumin han #zayne #tot #mysme #♢ToT pandomonium♢ #♢mysme pandomonium♢ #♢deepspace pandomonium♢

[enders-redemption]

rdr fan culture is playing the game, looking at so many posts, and reading so much fanfiction that arthur’s dialect unironically starts slipping into your every day vernacular

#girl help #said ‘we was’ COMPLETELY on accident today. #i…. am cringe. but i am free #why don’t people say feller anymore. it’s such a perfect word #like sometimes that just ain’t a guy or a dude or a bro #that there’s a feller #same with the term ‘sweet on’ #it’s so cute why did people stop using that??? it’s so much better than ‘crush’ #he’s sweet on him vs he has a crush on him. one is obv superior i mean cmon #rdr2 #shouting into the void #arthur morgan #rdr2 arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #i live in a part of the us where yall and ain’t are common terms at least

[turtleblogatlast]

Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.

Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.

Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!

Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…

And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #battle nexus: new york #nah this will always be baffling to me #like no joke big mama really is Leo’s main villain so it makes sense that she’s not paired with him #given that she’s running this all #but giving him ONE of the Sando brothers?? not even both??? #outrageous #hypno or even warren would have been better here tbh #at least there’s some basis there for both and either option would have been so fun #not that what we got WASNT fun it def was but the sando bro was the weak link because no one cares about him #and I would have killed for a Donnie Kendra forced team up 😭 #Donnie also could have worked with Stockboy ig or hell even Repo tbh? #but Kendra is the much more interesting and fitting choice here for him imo #honestly though this post was made because I do NOT understand the choice of CARL SANDO #both of them together are forgettable enough #separating them gets rid of the one thing they even had #I remember watching and being like who tf is that #he’s got some funny moments but man anyone would have been better 😭 #going back to Kendra and Donnie because I LOVE their dynamic #the result of their team up could have ended exactly the same as canon #only instead of Kendra not knowing chess it’s instead her and Donnie arguing about what the right move would be #and they never actually make a move because of it

[demadogs]

“robin talks to mike about him being gay-” “lucas talks to-” “vickie talks-”

NO! you guys are all wrong. no one talks to him. mike just accidentally sees robin and vickie kissing and laughing and he has an out of body experience when he realizes that people like him can be happy and find love and that is enough to push him to talk to will.

#also HE ALREADY KNOWS HES GAY NO ONES GONNA POINT IT OUT TO HIM HE KNOWS DAMN WELL #i am so confident about this prediction PLEASE ITD BE SO GOOD #but this would be like after a whole lot of shit goes down #like i imagine this would happen after mike kisses him in the upside down but then when theyre back in hawkins he shuts him out again #and wills like wtf bro youre gay and hes like we cant be gaaaay and then he sees robin ans vickie and it changes everything #you know my giant ass post i used to have pinned that was mikes entire s5 arc i kinda wanna rewrite it and post it #itll mostly be the same just new stuff #byler #stranger things #byler predictions

[inkskinned]

i. about 2 weeks ago, i was told there's a good chance that in 5 or so years, i'll need a wheelchair.

ii. okay. i loved harry potter as a kid. i have a hypothesis about this to be honest - why people still kind of like it. it's that she got very lucky. she managed to make a cross-generational hit. it was something shared for both parents and kids. it was right at the start of a huge cultural shift from pre to post-internet. i genuinely think many people were just seeking community; not her writing. it was a nice shorthand to create connection. which is a long way of saying - she didn't build this legacy, we built it for her. she got lucky, just once. that's all.

iii. to be real with you, i still struggle with identifying as someone with a disability, which is wild, especially given the ways my life has changed. i always come up against internalized ableism and shame - convinced even right now that i'm faking it for attention. i passed out in a grocery store recently. i hit my head on the shelves while i went down.

iv. he raises his eyebrows while he sends me a look. her most recent new book has POTS featured in it. okay, i say. i already don't like where this is going. we both take another bite of ramen. it is a trait of the villain, he says. we both roll our eyes about it.

v. so one of the things about being nonbinary but previously super into harry potter is that i super hate jk rowling. but it is also not good for my mental health to regret any form of joy i engaged with as a kid. i can't punish my young self for being so into the books - it was a passion, and it was how i made most of my friends. everyone knew about it. i felt like everyone had my same joy, my same fixation. as a "weird kid", this sense of belonging resonated with me so loudly that i would have done anything to protect it.

vi. as a present, my parents once took me out of school to go see the second movie. it is an incredibly precious memory: my mom straight-up lying about a dentist appointment. us snickering and sneaking into the weekday matinee. within seven years of this experience, the internet would be a necessity to get my homework finished. the world had permanently changed. harry potter was a relic, a way any of us could hold onto something of the analog.

vii. by sheer luck, the year that i started figuring out the whole gender fluid thing was also the first year people started to point out that she might have some internalized biases. i remember tumblr before that; how often her name was treated as godhood. how harry potter was kind of a word synonymous for "nerdy but cool." i would walk out of that year tasting he/him and they/them; she would walk out snarling and snapping about it.

viii. when i teach older kids creative writing, i usually tell them - so, she did change the face of young adult fiction, there's no denying that. she had a lot more opportunities than many of us will - there were more publishing houses, less push for "virally" popular content creators. but beyond reading another book, we need to write more books. we need to uplift the voices of those who remain unrepresented. we need to push for an exposure to the bigotry baked into the publishing system. and i promise you: you can write better than she ever did. nothing she did was what was magical - it was the way that the community responded to it.

ix. i get home from ramen. three other people have screenshotted the POTS thing and sent it to me. can you fucking believe we're still hearing this shit from her when it's almost twenty-fucking-twenty-three. the villain is notably also popular on tumblr. i just think that's funny. this woman is a billionaire and she's mad that she can't control the opinions of some people on a dying blue site that makes no money. lady, and i mean this - get a fucking life.

x. i am sorry to the kid i was. maybe the kid you were too. none of us deserved to see something like this ruined. that thing used to be precious to me. and now - all those good times; measured into dust.

/// 9.6.2022 // FUCKING AGAIN, JK? Are you fucking kidding me?

#witches and wizards #kids need to be able to play games without knowing the extended universe #playing was easy #i knew i wasn't gonna be able to explain chronicles of christomancy #but we could pick up a stick and run around #nd say we were magic that would be enough backstory #and i think the last time i felt that sense of community #was the summer of pokemon go #it's about cross-generational connectivity bro #yes there are insular communtities but EVERYONE had fucking read harry potter #which is me saying - i think maybe people don't miss HER or the ACTUAL BOOK tbh #they miss... feeling connected #think about how so many people felt so weirdly ashamed and lost after Game of Thrones ended - #they did SUCH a bad job that the entire community just... vanished. #where beforehand people would have GoT weddings #we are just animals who love stories and love feeling like we speak the same language #btw i am not on twitter so i hadn't seen some of the shit she was doing #and then when i was 19 she published the ''american school'' hogwarts stuff #and was reading it casually bc again a huge nerd #and in it shes like ''the british taught the natives their more civilized magics'' #and that was like..................... oh okay. okay. so.....

[emagios]

No one: Literally no one else: Mirael: My dearest magister, though I do not blame you for forgetting me, it hurts all the same. Dearest teacher, you need not rekindle the flame in my heart for it has never been extinguished. You always said I was your greatest student but in the end I was forgotten. I 'd rather you never cared for me at all. You are my most precious person, my dearest---

#afk journey #im ngl her repeating essentially the same thing was starting to weigh on me #but at the same time “BRO WE GET IT YOU'RE IN LOVE #mirael

[minniiaa]

Law is this DEAD serious asking Raizo if he can do the “shadow clone technique” like you cannot tell me this guy isn’t just an early 2000s naruto and power rangers nerd

#we love his nerdy ass #bc same bro #2005 hit different #pretending that I’m not older than law let me live #law #trafalgar d. water law #one piece #trafalgar law

[draculagerard]

This is so crazy to me… what do you meannn “bring back amvs”?? They’re still a thing bro 😭😭😭

#reading that gave me the same feeling I get when people say ‘we need to bring back tumblr’ #it’s like. we’re still here bro what are you talking about #moose blabber

[luna-lovegreat]

I know downfall duo has been posted about so much from this update but I've got another thought ok

Remember this? Last update before, here's them, questioning and wanting answers

Downfall duo wanting answers:

Legend and Hyrule when trying to find answers:

Downfall duo when they're being given the answers:

Really guys? Agents of sheer chaos right there

Literally the last time we heard from you you were serious detective wanting answers and then you're just cackling like maniacs what happened do you just get high from being near each other after not being within five inches for a few days YOU SAID YOU WANTED ANSWERS YOU POSERS

Art, comic, and adorable unhinged characters from Jojo @linkeduniverse :D

#ya know what we're lucky wild wasn't with them #otherwise we still wouldn't know what Sky had to say #sometimes we need to put our listening ears on guys... and also not annoy warriors he's not ok #but you're funny I love you maniacs #^^this is hyrule destressing after doing so many healing spells #I think he and leg got giggly just being next to each other again #OH MY GOD I MISSED YOU SO MUCH LETS CAUSE CHAOS #bro it was like two days and you were in the same building #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu hyrule #lu legend #downfall duo

[lag-loves-food]

No you’re all wrong,

the funniest part of the Percy Jackson show is that Nico in the books went “You’re not my type” and show Percy did a full ass 180 and now looks exactly like Will did in the books

like….

spot the difference

you can’t

it would be even funnier if Will was cast to look like book Percy

comedic gold right there fellas

#percy jackson #will solace #nico de angelo #spot the difference #they’re literally identical #the same person #the wavy blonde hair #the green flannel #insane #bro did not take that lightly #he be like hell no yes i am the fuck you talkin about #it’s gonna be so funny when we watch Nico tell Percy he’s not his type when he looks exactly like Will did in the books #and then after walk away with a book percy lookalike #it doesn’t get better than that #solangelo

[rustytrident]

seeing all these mixed opinions ab nightbringer and here i am giggling and kicking my feet cause we get to rizz up the demons all over again

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #like don't get me wrong i appreciate the bonds mc has in the og obey me and value them lots #seeing mammon and not having the immediate option to devour his face made my heart break #the only thing u absolutely HATED i when solomon said that we just disappeared....... from the other om! world..... #what. #and what about the BROTHERS. #can you even imagine what /they/ are going through? #anyway maybe it's just me being emo but yeah. i rrly like nightbringer! i think it's a better way to find out ab what happened #than through flashbacks and the total chaos of the plot that was the og om! #and i loooovevevveveveeee how it just shows that mc and the bros are connected no matter when or where #like. back in time? in alternate universes? in the far away future? we love each other all the same #and i love how that takes shape in the game. it's such a pretty thing in my eyes but then again i have the mental age of 163 #so i get excited ab everything

[mod2amaryllis]

i know vet prices are out of control expensive but it's because the world is expensive, not greed, and so every time i encounter someone complaining about it in bad faith i want to grab them by the hands with shaking, sweaty desperation and say "on average human nurses are paid 30-50 dollars an hour. vet techs, who are nurses of every department and every specialty and also janitors and mma fighters, are lucky to break minimum wage."

#my conviction has changed the hearts of at least 3 finance bros over the years #I'm always like. eye contact. this is how hard i work every single day and this is how much money i make. make it make sense #and nobody can #m2a #vet tech #work stuff #nurses of course deserve higher wages too we should all be fucking stacked I'm just saying people don't think of us the same way

[piosplayhouse]

Who else is up cumming their planes

#bro .. what if we were in the same fandom .. and fucking hated each other....... #and then died together tying us inextricably together for the rest of all of time #svsss #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #shen yuan #sqq #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #sqh #airplane shooting towards the sky #peerless cucumber #cumplane #my art

[brookheimer]

ROMAN CONTENT‼️

#also ‘quite improbably’ ?! bro have we been watching the same show this shit was expected fr #i’m literally that sick fuck YES HAHA YES guy looking out the window from that one meme. like that’s me rn #succession #roman roy #100 #succession s4 #500

[raindrvq]

me after dallas gives me his jacket at the park

#the first jacket we used was big i literally felt like this wearing it #but now we're using a different jacket n its smaller its not giving the same effect 💔 plus its a jean jacket its feels too johnny cade core #its only bc they want dallas to wear the leather jacket in act 1 n not me which valid. saves me from wearing leather under the stage lights #if u ever see me talking abt rehearsal but no saying “me ____” w a silly picture then im gone yall 🕊💕 my favorite format #the outsiders #the outsiders play #ponyboy curtis #idk tag that too #i love this picture. bros locked in #cam says stuff