#we are travelling through time baybeeee

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gimmie Fallout Jill headcanons

I love you lmao I can absolutely do that for you <3

This is split up into 4 sets of answers 2 for each character: Vault Dweller and Wasteland traveler. Let's go.

Starting Vault Dweller Jill

Gonna be real I don't want to consider what kind of testing a vault would be for in any of these cases so let's say no test, she's here because she was a valuable asset to the government and they wanted her safe.

Jill has never been the type of person to sit still so no matter how much they try to get her to sit back and relax she's probably always going up to staff insisting on finding a way to help!

Obviously being a protected asset she's likely not given work willingly by the overseer, more so she's kept on standby as defense in case of an emergency.

She's always looking out for her friends and the other people around her trying her best to help as much as she can so everyone is safe and happy

The first thing she did the moment she had free time was see how many of her friends were actually in the vault with her, making sure they were alive and well.

And if she wasn't in a vault? If she was out in the waste?

Jill has survival skills, and she's good with weapons. She would be a walking arsenal.

She would use her strength to help anyone that might need her so long as they're good people.

She would search the wasteland for her friends or any signs of them, wanting to be sure everyone is safe and that they made it through. She wants to know she isn't totally alone.

She would do everything in her power to stop people who take advantage of the chaos to do bad things, she has no patience for bad people especially in hard times.

If she did happen to find her friends she would be more than happy to finally settle someplace with them to start a little settlement!

And then we get to Leon so we start with vault Dweller Leon

Similar to Jill I see him being a busy body never quite standing still or stopping to rest. He wants to make sure everyone is safe and happy.

Similarly he's probably also kept for emergency situations to help protect people!

Honestly him and Jill are very much the same in wanting to protect people and their friends, where he might differ is having much more of a desire to leave the Vault and see the state of the world.

Especially given his attitude sometimes I think being cooped up he could be very prone to arguments with people he doesn't get along with, making him far more likely to want to leave.

Even still at the end of the day he would come back to see those he cares about and bring back stories of his adventures to entertain any kids!

And then finally wasteland Leon baybeeee

Honestly I could see him trying his hardest to get any vehicle working at all so he could ride around the wastes, he would get a real kick out of zooming around without a speed limit telling him what to do.

Same as Jill he would definitely try to keep peace and justice in the land, and find his friends of course!

I still don't see him ever sitting down and settling though even if he finds them, he would make them comfortable but he would still want to go off on his own exploring and helping others!

He would refuse to become any kind of leader or authority figure by choice but you know he would likely end up one especially with how much he would strive to help others.

#this took me hours #headcanons #resident evil #resident evil jill #resident evil leon #Resident Evil Fallout AU

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what inspired you to try and write the jukebox musical

While I had been ambiently listening to Ghost (and always enjoying it) since Prequelle came out in 2018, I first started concentratedly listening later that December, after I took my partner to see them in concert. Before that, I'd kind of felt like...I want to listen to this, but it's his thing and I don't want to co-opt His Thing, so I'll just continue to express excitement when he puts this playlist on, etc. But after the concert, I already felt so incredibly moved by what I'd seen and he'd introduced more of the story (read: Sister & Nihil) to me, so I was like...okay, you sonuffabitch, I'm in.

And this was an unprecedented moment in history because typically, you cannot get me to listen to anything else but holiday music in December. I am very strict with myself about only listening to holiday music from like November - the beginning of January, so I don't usually like to waste any time. But then one day while taking the long way home from a coffee date with my (for all intents and purposes) brother-in-law, I put on Prequelle and listened to it by myself. And kind of from that point forward, during my long drives to work (almost two hours each way, the return home trip being typically from 2-4AM/4-6AM), I just kept playing Prequelle over and over again.

I was struck pretty early on with how theatrical/cinematic some of the songs felt, especially as I started to learn more and more of the story. I honestly don't remember which was the first song that stood out to me as something I could clearly envision as as being staged for a musical number - it was either "Life Eternal", "Faith", or "Pro Memoria". Maybe "Witch Image", too, because I'd already been introduced to the idea that it could be from Sister's POV re: Copia. But all of a sudden, I had like four or five scenes in my head that would play out every single time I heard these songs and I couldn't stop thinking about it. "Faith" was now Sister's angry second act solo, yelling at all her dissenters in a way reminiscent of "J'accuse mon père" from Mozart l'opera rock. "Pro Memoria" is now performed as a choral hymn at the end of the second act to show the passage of time before we enter the Ghost era. And so on.

Then, of course, there was an early-on place for "Cirice", since the music video was (to me) clearly about Sister & Nihil meeting. At some point, "Absolution" also jumped out as very clearly being about Sister's trials and tribulations to gain power as a child/young woman. "Year Zero" was the incredibly clever second half of the "Dance Macabre" video's events.

I got a new job in 2019 that involved a lot of out of state travel, so I had a ton of time to sit on a plane and listen through a playlist I was puzzling together to see what sounded right where and what was missing. I spent a lot of weekends sitting at a merch table completely by myself, so I started making notes. Winter through summer of 2019 was when I did most of my work on the outline, but I knew it wasn't finished yet because there were very specific things that were missing from the catalogue for story moments. Seven Inches dropped and filled some of those gaps. And after that, I knew there'd eventually be a new album to fill the rest of them.

And I was right!! The first time I heard "Kaisarion", the first night of the Pre-Imperatour, before I even knew the words, I was like oh, this is the first song in the musical. (Well, technically, the second. "Miasma" is the first, as a staged overture.)

So, I don't know. The tl;dr answer, I guess, is overinvestment in what quickly became my new favourite thing of all time, the fact that I had a lot of time to myself due to both work travel and some negative upheavals in my relationships with the people I was closest to at the time, and sweet, sweet autism baybeeee. It also didn't help that around the same time, I was shown Smash for the first time and had a lot of input on the process of writing/creating a musical from what quickly became one of my favourite TV shows.

(And also Megan Hilty would be a perfect young Sister.)

#asks #ghost #the jukebox musical (tm)

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#elusiveness of the fog huh? #haha what a silly little movie #the plot of the Musical crossed with Lupin's greatest enemy... #incels- I mean. Mamou. #we are travelling through time baybeeee #it's all very typical stuff nothing special but its fun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #there are some fun moments between Jigen and Lupin (mutual bullying) and some Goemon being a badass #we get some glossed over dad!Jigen and love interest / not love interest for Goemon so that was nice #I'm mostly intrigued by how needy Jigen was. it was just to show off Lupin being 'the coolest bestest leader' i understand #but every other Jigen line is 'Lupin? what do we do Lupin!' #I know we defer to Lupin for all plans and such but my dude pfff #if you watched the musical and said to yourself 'I would like to watch this but with less music - boring costumes - plus incels and guns' #have I got a movie for you! #the animation can be very good and interesting at times and at other times is very not good.

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Who We Are - F.W.

Chapter Four: Nothing More

Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

a/n: the world may fall apart idk but rn i kinda have hope and that was enough to get me goin and fucking finish this chapter omg, im sorry i hope im providing a small amount of solace i know its hard rn

summary: Executing the prank leads to a moment alone with Fred that leaves you with butterflies and more questions than you can keep count of. 

word count: 3.1k

warnings: fluff, just fluff and some shet writing baybeeee

tags: @you-make-children-cry @bohemianspacebabe @levylovegood @louist-pics @rochellestark @hufflepuffzutara @weasleybeb @whoreforfredweasley

The end of term quickly approached. I stood in my green dorm throwing things messily into my trunk. Today was the big day and my nerves were showing it. I had to help the twins prank Snape, that I was ok with, then I was spending the break with the twins and their family, that was scaring me. I was aware that all of the Weasleys were in Gryffindor, even Bill, and Charlie who had since graduated. I knew that my friendship with the twins, as well as Ron would give me cushioning but people, especially Gryffindors were never too inviting to Slytherins. I understand why Slytherins are seen as mean and cold, and I won’t lie I have been cold before. I turned people down often to focus on my studies and I don’t realize how I come off doing so. That was a bit of a curve in my relationship with the twins. They were apprehensive in continuing our friendship after my sorting and when they did I was thrilled, but we had a lot of issues none the less. 

“Cmon, transfiguration can wait.” A second-year George pushed. I rolled my eyes, unable to study or keep focus as they continued to pester me. 

“No, it can’t.” I snapped. “I need to do this, so please just let me finish it.” They glanced at me, obviously on edge due to my outburst before walking away. I sighed in relief and continued to scribble down notes. I had to get perfect marks to become a Healer, that was my dream and that was why I was sorted in Slytherin, my ambition and goals were at the top of my mind at all times. I was going to be a Healer. I knew since I was a child I wanted to help people. 

I cringed closing my trunk as the memory resurfaced. I remembered the fight that followed that, I never meant to upset them or hurt them but I would put my studies first. I have loosened up since but I have shared my goals with them and they have been extremely understanding and stopped pushing me as much, giving me time to study. They understood my curtness and I promised to be kinder even when I was stressed. My temper caused some tension between us especially at the beginning of our friendship, but now they don’t see my house or the color on my robes but the girl they met on the train four years ago. My favorite days were the days where I would sit with Fred and George by the lake, they would work on a prank invention and I would work on my homework. It was comfortable and homey, they always made me feel at ease. 

I picked up my trunk, pulling it out of the dorms and common room. There was eagerness in my steps as I made my way to the Gryffindor common room,  levitating my trunk up the stairs I felt my heart rate pick up. I had never spent the holidays with friends, much less with the family of the boy who I had a crush on. I tried to regain my breathing walking into the common room. It always felt warm and comforting, a stark contrast to the Slytherin common room. Dropping my trunk by the portrait hole I scanned the room for my redheads. Spotting them, their backs to me as they talked feverishly to Lee Jordan who sat in front of them. 

Jumping over the back of the couch I plopped in between them. Lee erupted into a fit of giggles as both boys jumped away from me. George glared, shoving me with his shoulder. This didn’t discourage my grin, looking over to Fred I saw him pouting. I bit my lip, reaching up I ruffled his overgrown locks. His pout transformed into a small smile. Seeing his features transform caused my smile to grow. He wrapped an arm around my shoulders and pulled me into him. His scent engulfed me much like he was, cinnamon and fireworks overpowering the rest of my senses. I smiled as my hand traveled up to his chest, resting on it to steady myself as I crashed into his chest. I didn’t notice George and Lee staring with amused looks adorning their faces, all I was focussed on was Fred. His fingers traced small patterns on my arm. 

Instead of address his affections he steered the conversation back on track. “So Lee, any thoughts.” I turned to see Lee, he looked as though he was going to burst into laughter, swallowing his amusement he shook his head no. I looked over to George who had a very similar look on his face. I realized their amusement was directed at Fred and I and I felt my cheeks heat up as I looked at the floor, slightly embarrassed. 

“Are you ready?” I pulled my gaze up to Fred. He was looking at me concerned, the weight of his arm was lessened and I felt him pulling back, seemingly aware of my embarrassment. I quickly forgot about it as I nodded up to him smiling. I squeezed his jumper slightly with my hand. 

“More ready than I’ve ever been.” I gushed. His arm relaxed and he pulled me closer laughing lightly. I tried to focus on him as the butterflies erupted inside of me. 

“More ready than the last test you took? I swear you studied for two days straight.” I glared at him as he laughed more at my expression. It was true, I did study a lot, I was worried about my marks, but that was justified with the perfect score I received. 

“It was worth it, besides I forced you to study and you did well, don’t make fun of me you benefited from it.” He sighed defeated. 

“Let’s go lovebirds! I do believe you need to talk to your professor.” George threw a pillow at us and got up. His long legs pulled him up and in a few strides, he stood waiting for us at the portrait hole.  I blushed and pulled myself off of Fred, putting my hand out to help him up which he gladly took and we ran off to the potions classroom. 

I peaked my head inside, seeing Snape. From behind my back, I waved the twins off, signaling for them the hide as I walked inside the classroom clearing my throat. 

“Mr. Snape?” He aggressively shut the book in his hands and turned to see me, his black hair swaying slightly. He raised an eyebrow, nonverbally telling me to continue. “Could you help me pick out a potions book to study over break? I haven’t been very happy with my marks and I wanted to improve, I just wasn’t sure which one to pick and Pince isn’t here.” He let out a short groan, placed his book down, and strode out of the door. 

“Follow me.” His monotone voice rang through the hall. I skipped slightly trying to keep up with him. I glanced behind me and I watched the twins slink into his room, Fred sent me a wink before going into the room. I blushed and turned back towards Snape as he led me through the hall towards the library. The library visit was long and aggravating, Snape made a lot of remarks about my grades, calling them less than, but I pushed my anger aside and tried to focus on the task at hand which was to distract him for as long as possible. Eventually, once I had checked out three potions books, filled with information I already knew he was back on his way to his classroom and I ran up to the common room to find the twins. Walking through the portrait hole I was met with roaring laughter, the common room was packed with people all adorning red. Finding the source of their laughter wasn’t hard. As my eyes looked through the crowd I saw Fred and George, covered head to toe in a pink paint like substance, both of them looked extremely happy despite the color of their robes.

“I did not just spend half an hour with Snape for this to backfire.” I said walking up to them, I tried to sound serious but it was hard to contain my laughter as I got a better look at them. 

“You didn’t! Let’s just say the cauldrons weren’t the only thing that turned pink.” George said sheepishly. 

“Yeah let’s just say it was the desks as well…” Fred added. 

“And the chairs…” George continued. 

“And the walls…” Fred cringed. 

“Don’t forget the ceiling.” George laughed out.  

I shook my head at the two boys. Fred smiled at me and it made my heart race. “You two should clean up, before Snape sees you looking like his classroom.” They nodded and we all walked up the dormitory stairs toward the bathrooms. 

I watched amused as George walked through the doorway, he was pulling clumps of pink paint out of his hair. Fred turned to me. 

“Do you want to wait out here?” He asked. 

“Well I didn’t think you wanted me in there while you showered.” I laughed out. “Give me your robes when you get out and I will try to get the pink out.” He nodded and walked in after George. I leaned against the wall trying to imagine Snape’s classroom, wishing I could have seen his face. Soon enough a dripping George walked back out of the doorway, he had a towel in his hands and another wrapped around his hips. 

“Like what you see?” He winked as he used the towel in his hands to dry his hair. Dramatically he stopped and flexed, turning around and doing different poses. 

“Will you go get dressed.” I laughed out. “Are your robes in there? I’ll try and get the pink out after Fred’s out.” He nodded and walked up the steps, he didn’t leave without showing me a few more poses but eventually he disappeared into his dorm. 

“Y/N?” My head picked up at the sound of my name, I recognized Fred’s voice although slightly muffled by the door. “Will you come in here?” 

I walked tentatively toward the door. I pushed it open and saw the big bathroom, the left side had multiple shower stalls and there were benches and cubbies to my right. Looking around I saw Fred leaning against a sink straight in front of me, he had a towel wrapped around his hips much like George but it sat slightly lower. I closed the door behind me and took a few steps forward. 

“You ok Freddie?” I asked. He turned to face me and I gulped, his toned torso and pale skin was dripping due to the humidity in the room. The room itself was slightly foggy and the longer I looked at him the more hot I felt. The damp air caused my clothes to latch onto my skin and seeing him in front of me made my breathing hitch. 

He let out a short groan. “I can’t get the pink out of my hair.” Looking at his hair instead of his body I could see the clumps of pink he couldn’t get out. I walked forward and reached my hands up to move his hair, our chests were close to touching, I could feel his eyes on my face which was getting hotter the longer I stood there. I kept my focus on his ginger locks, moving them around to inspect them the best I could considering our large height gap. 

“Did you use cold water?” I asked. He nodded curtly and swallowed, I couldn’t help but laugh. “Well you hardened the paint and it’s practically dried in your hair now.” 

He groaned again. “So I bloody gave myself hypothermia for nothing?” I bit my lip to suppress another laugh that was dangerously close from escaping. I watched as his eyes travelled down to my lips momentarily causing a new wave of heat and nerves to hit me like a bus. 

“I’m sorry Freddie, I can try to get it out for you if you want.” I offered, I felt bad for him, I knew he didn’t want to cut his hair and if we didn’t get it out we might just have to. 

“You want to shower with me?” He smirked down at me. I felt my cheeks warm up and my mouth go dry. 

“I meant in the sink.” I gulped and slapped his chest lightly. His smirk didn’t falter as he lowered his head in the sink. I turned on the hot water, testing it to make sure it wasn’t too hot I directed his head into the line of water. I massaged his head lightly and I felt him relax as I did so. I saw the way his shoulders lost their tension and the muscles moved lightly as he sighed. I felt accomplished seeing that I was helping him. 

I took my eyes off of his back and watched the water turn pink and go down the drain. When the water was looking clear again I racked my fingers through his hair to make sure I didn’t miss any clumps. Satisfied I turned off the water and turned around to grab a towel for his head. Drying my hands I heard him ring out his hair. 

“Wow, thanks.” He said breathily, I turned to see him inspecting his hair in the mirror. I walked up to him with a smile on my face. 

“No problem.” He smiled back, leaning down he went for the towel in my hands. Before he could grab it I threw it over his head. He pulled the towel off his face with a pout. 

“That wasn’t nice.” He began to dry his hair, moving his arms up and fast which caused his muscles to ripple beneath his skin. I gulped eyeing him as my body felt warmer than I would have liked in that moment. 

“Maybe that's my definition of nice.” I said breathlessly. My voice was a little weak and I knew my cheeks were flushed. He eyed me before halting his actions, the familiar smirk grew on his face and he walked up to me, closing the distance between us so there was less than an inch separating our bodies. 

“Is it?” He drawled, looking down at me. I looked at him from beneath my eyelashes, watching every movement he made as my heart felt like it was going to explode. I watched his eyes as they flickered between my own and then down to my lips. I felt us get closer but I wasn’t aware we were moving. “You know I quite like-” 

“Oi, stop snogging!” George’s voice made us both jump away from each other. I looked toward the door but it was out of sight. Relief washed over me as I realized that probably meant he didn’t see us so close together. “The train is leaving in less than an hour and I want to get food before we leave.” I watched as Fred collected his things, he sent me a sympathetic smile and walked towards the door. I didn’t move both confused and embarrassed. I heard a smack followed by a yelp from George before the door shut leaving me alone with their soiled robes and my racing thoughts. 

- 

The train ride was full of chatter. Pushing past people to find an empty compartment I heard a lot of whispers about Snape's classroom, the boys behind me were trying to suppress their giggles as we walked down the tight hallway. I stumbled a bit but towards the end of the train cart but I found one. 

“Finally.” I exclaim, I pushed through the door and struggled to lift my trunk over my head. Suddenly it became lighter and I watched it move above my head and onto its rack. Turning I saw Fred pushing it into place. “Thanks.” I breathed out. 

He smiled down at me. His hand lingered on my trunk caging me between the seats and him. Seeing him above me made my heart flutter, his hair was getting longer and it fell into his eyes, leaning up on my toes I brushed it out of his eyes slightly. I watched him tense slightly and sputter for a moment. He froze and I sat down happily knowing I made flush. He sat down next to me, leaving little room between us despite the empty bench. I looked across to the other side of the compartment where Lee and George were eyeing me amused. Rolling my eyes I tried to send them my best ‘drop it’ face. 

The train ride was filled with giggles and Fred and George telling us about the prank from their point of view. Half way through their story I zoned out, eyeing the rolling fields in through the window. My thoughts traveled back to the bathroom, what happened there and what could have happened if George didn’t interrupt. 

Was he about to kiss me?

My logical side said I was crazy for considering it but my romantic side couldn’t deny the fact that he kept looking at my lips. I brought my hand up to trace my lips, imaging what could have been as the scenery outside changed from farm land to the city. 

“Almost there!” I announced. I remembered I was staying with them and I was put on edge immediately. The thoughts of doubt resurfaced about being rejected because of my house. I felt my heartbeat quicken and my palms get sweaty. 

“Mum’s so excited to meet you.” George said snapping me out of my thoughts. I looked at him puzzled. 

“She wouldn’t stop writing about it,” Fred laughed from beside me. “You’re going to room with Ginny is that ok?” I nodded as a response still feeling the nerves buzzing around inside me. 

“Yeah,” George snorted. “She didn’t us to sleep in the room, I don’t blame her though, I don’t want to be up all night because you and Fred are snogging or more than that.” He feigned disgust and I tried to push down the embarrassment as I pushed my focus on the window. I watched as the train entered the station, out of the corner of my eye I watched Fred chuck a chocolate frog box at his twins head and Lee laughing only to be kicked by George. I suppressed my smile and watched the station change from a blur of people into more recognizable shapes as the train stopped.

#fred and george #fred weasley #weasleys wizard wheezes #fred weasley x reader #fred weasley fanfiction #george weasley #fred weasley fluff #harry potter #weasley twins #fred weasley fic #fred weasley series #weasley supremacy #harry potter characters #harry potter fanfiction

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New Year, New Review 🤩

A Sky Beyond the Storm by Sabaa Tahir

Summary: The long-imprisoned jinn are on the attack, wreaking bloody havoc in villages and cities alike. But for the Nightbringer, vengeance on his human foes is just the beginning.

At his side, Commandant Keris Veturia declares herself Empress, and calls for the heads of any and all who defy her rule. At the top of the list? The Blood Shrike and her remaining family.

Laia of Serra, now allied with the Blood Shrike, struggles to recover from the loss of the two people most important to her. Determined to stop the approaching apocalypse, she throws herself into the destruction of the Nightbringer. In the process, she awakens an ancient power that could lead her to victory--or to an unimaginable doom.

And deep in the Waiting Place, the Soul Catcher seeks only to forget the life--and love--he left behind. Yet doing so means ignoring the trail of murder left by the Nightbringer and his jinn. To uphold his oath and protect the human world from the supernatural, the Soul Catcher must look beyond the borders of his own land. He must take on a mission that could save--or destroy--all that he knows. (Taken from Goodreads)

Our Ratings:  

 → Geena:  ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

 → Kae: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Overall: The final instalment of the Ember Quartet had us crying in the metaphorical club. It’s exciting, terrifying, and probably the horniest book in the series and we loved it!

~Spoiler-full discussion below~

The Good:

→ Elias and Laia

Geena: In the final instalment of the Ember quartet, Sabaa deprives us of an Elias POV and slaps us with the Soulcatcher instead… He’s very much an ‘emotions are bad’ type of dude, the opposite of Elias who always had so many… but both of them are so angsty? The Soulcatcher really likes to beat up trees when his memories from when he was Elias resurface which was so emo to me. Despite being possessed by Mauth he is also such a coward, especially around Laia, because Elias’ feelings for Laia scare him and every single time he is like *running emoji*. We were surprised that Sabaa let him remain the soulcatcher for so long, every chapter I was like ‘Okay, maybe this is where Elias breaks through…’ but no.. Elias remained buried UNTIL their night in the cabin… the Soulcatcher was like ‘k I’m out’ but ONLY for ONE NIGHT and that still makes me scream.. The Soulcatcher was like ‘you kids are too horny for me, I’m gonna take a nap for a bit and let Elias take over bc Jesus.’ 

Despite it all, the Soulcatcher’s chapters were enjoyable albeit painful because this man was so duty bound, like even Elias wasn’t that dedicated when he was a Mask. But near the end, when we finally get the chapter that starts with Elias…. Ngl I cried a little, and immediately wanted to reread the whole series (I feel like Sabaa did this on purpose to torture us). I want to fight Sabaa though, like she did an amazing job showing how Elias’ conscious and the Soulcatcher’s conscious were constantly fighting one another, and how Elias’ memories of the people he loved ultimately fuelled the Soulcatcher’s actions… even though the Soulcatcher was like ‘I’m doing this for the ghosts’ like okay… no ghost told you to keep protecting and kissing Laia but you still did it…  

Kae: Okay, so Geena summed up my boy Ilyaas pretty damn well. Also, we LOVE HIS ETHNIC NAME IN THIS HOUSE. But um, YES. Elias was a sad boy ™ the whole time while fighting his emotions and ultimately losing. It was so PAINFUL as a reader, seeing all of  his chapters except the ONE say ‘Soulcatcher’. But when it finally said ELIAS again, I too, started to cry. Because he was BACK. 

You can all thank the power of Laia’s determination to seduce Elias back to himself, because our girl was NOT giving up. She said ‘you gonna get this coochie, dammit’ and in the cabin, Elias was like ‘well i’ll be damned. I sure as hell am. I am BACK BAYBEEEEE’

Geena: Sabaa Tahir said horny rights like ksjdnfdsjknfsdk

Kae: AUFVAHLHVKJ. BUT YES. In the end, love won. And so did sex because everyone was doin it or TRYING to do it. I guess when the world is ending, you only get one last time to uhh…. Have a good time. So they made sure they did lmao 

Now, let’s get into Laia. 

Laia. My sweet little cupcake. My mug of tea with too much honey. This girl has been through literal hell and back, and yet, she kept going. She NEVER gave up. Laia woke up in book 4 like ‘Today i will commit crimes. Helene and I crave violence’ and they both just started kicking ASS and I LOVED THAT. I was really happy to see the progression of Laia and Helen’s friendship and how they genuinely grew to like one another and see each other as besties. They both deserved a girl friend and I’m glad they found a friendship within each other. 

Laia is the bravest character in this damn book. She went from poor scholar, to slave, to hero and she was brave because she had to be. Laia is strong and took on their entire world. She had help, but she did a lot of it alone and that takes some real guts. She is the most genuine, sweetest, bravest girl and I love her. <3 

Laia also single handedly brought the Ilyaas back from his Soulcatcher shit. During this whole book she was just like ‘You know what? I think I’mma go mess with Elias’ emo ass today to see if I can get him to kiss me or something’ THEN SHE PROCEEDED TO SHOW UP AT THIS MANS HOUSE (realm or whatever) BUTTASS NEKKID. And he saw her and immediately flew the hell out of there it was TOO MUCH and he LIKED IT but couldn’t admit it. 

Geena: You know what I love about that whole scene was like earlier she was like ‘He’s a lost cause idc’ and then Darin was like ‘Elias wouldn’t give up on you if that happened’ and Laia was like ‘you’re right, he would show up stark naked and try to seduce me back to my body’ and she did just that...

Kae: SHE DID. SHE SHOWED UP AND SHOWED OUT! Like, her entire mission was to bring Elias back while also planning on taking down the Nightbringer. But she was straight up like ‘okay but not before i get my man back through SEDUCTION’. Ugh, the mango scene?  Superb. 

Geena: Laia is hands down one of my favourite book characters to exist. Her journey from the first book being a scared girl with a missing brother, to being the face of a revolution… like the GROWTH. Like Kae mentioned, she and Helene end up as BESTIIEESSSS, and I was surprised at how natural they seemed. Because we went from them hating each other to close friends, but despite not seeing their development, it came off so natural? So, I loved that! 

Kae covered Laia’s character pretty thoroughly, she was both a horndog and a bad bitch. Like this girl has pretended to be a Slave for the Commandment to travelling a desert by herself and facing off a squad of Jinn… In retrospect, Laia is a unique case, she’s allowed to be kind and caring and doesn’t have to be a fighter type to be strong. She’s not the chosen one, which this book made clear, it could’ve been anyone to fight the Nightbringer… but only Laia was strong enough to love him AND defy him. And I just love her a lot… she was very much an anime protagonist with the power of love, family, and friendship… anyways I love her and that’s all I have to say

→ Helene 

Geena: The way I ended up liking and rooting for Helene this book? Came out of left field. To be honest, in previous books I didn’t feel much for her other than ‘stop chasing after Elias and Laia pls.’ But this book I wanted her to win, especially with the fight against the germanic-esque invaders. She goes through substantial development, no longer seeing Scholars as slaves and taking their opinions seriously.. Like Laia, Musa, and Darin were all a part of her crew. A stark difference from Book 1 Helene, who thought Scholars only had one role in the world and that was slaves. 

Helene… like Laia… really has the Ember equivalent of hot girl summer with Harper… all the time she spends denying it she is like *jumps on him the chance she gets*. The bath scene… Helene’s power was turning her tortuer into her MAN… But also Sabaa said that ‘yes she has changed, but she has to repent for her sins’ and that’s why Helene is basically left alone at the end (save for Laia, Elias, and Musa). 

Kae: So not gonna lie, I never actually disliked Helene. I saw her as the flawed character she was in the beginning. During her cat and mouse chase with Elias and Laia in the beginning, she would piss me OFF because like, that’s your BEST FRIEEEEEND. JUST STAAAAHP. But also, it was him or her and her family's death, so I get it. But I always saw potential in her to be better. And thank GOODNESS she went through all that character development. Because she was a damn menace in the beginning. 

Also like Geena mentioned; Helly and Harper finally hooking up? I swear the heavens opened up in that moment because EVERYONE could feel their tension. LIKE JUST DO IT ALREADY. You can’t fight love, baybeeee

Watching Helly grow as a person was really rewarding as a reader. Like Geena said, she went from hating scholars to being like ‘hmm, maybe my opinions are shitty?’ and straight up changed.  I also feel for her because she lost her ENTIRE family and like, honestly? I would’ve given up. BUT SHE DIDN’T. She’s a literal fighter, bred for this shit. So she FOUGHT. And I was really scared she was gonna get murked because y’all know Keris’ tiny evil ass doesn’t have a chill button. And when they were fighting? I was like LAWD PLS DON’T  TAKE HELLY. But instead he took Harper *upside down smiley face* SO THAT WAS FUCKED UP AND I WASN’T READY FOR IT. But a piece of me knew it was coming. 

The Bad:   

→ Darin and Harper

Geena: As Kae mentioned… Harper kicked the can in this book :’( His eventual fall came from loving and caring for Helene too much, which left him open and gave Keris the chance to stab him. Harper was basically Helene’s heart outside her body, and when he went down so did Helene. I had had a feeling when Book 3 ended that Harper wouldn’t make it, but I WASN’T HAPPY ABOUT BEING RIGHT FOR ONCE… Harper had finally met his brother (Elias) and hadn’t even had a chance to meet the real Elias and talk to him about their father or other sibling stuff. LIKE OF ALL CHARACTER DEATHS… AND THERE WAS A LOT… The other one that came out of left field was fucking Darin of Serra… DARIN… THE ONE DUDE WE SPENT TWO WHOLE BOOKS SAVING… DEAD WITH A SNAP OF HIS NECK!! I WAS SO MAD

LIKE SABAA HAD US THINKING HE WAS GONNA BE SAFE, SHE GAVE HIM A LIL GIRLFRIEND AND EVERYTHING BUT THEN SHE GOES.. AND KILLS HIM?? JUST LIKE THAT?? Then we had to read the scenes where Elias helps both Darin and Harper pass over into the afterlife and I was just *cries angrily* 

Kae: Well, THAT was sad. Have you ever just like, felt your heart break into a million tiny irreparable pieces? That’s how I felt when Darin and Harper died. Because like, they were both trying to save the women they loved. Darin to Laia, (foolishly so against the Nightbringer) but I would do it for my little sister too. And Harper with Helene against evilass Keris. Dude, that shit just sucked. It hurt to read. It hurt to imagine the girls feeling the pain of their deaths. They were both such good men. And DARIIIN. 

Darin didn’t have to go out like that, man. It was such a harsh death. No last words. It was just over and his body was just gone. I wish Laia would’ve been able to talk with him at The Waiting Place at least one last time. But it is what it is. I hated to see both of them go. Especially since Darin pretty much sparked this whole series. 

Sure, Laia, Helene, and Elias were the main characters. But Darin was the spark that started the fire. And he didn’t even get to see it’s flames extinguished. 

Geena: He was the ember in the ashes… literally like Sabaa uses that for Elias and Laia but it applies to Darin the most

Kae: LITCHRALLY gonna get teary eyed over here. Our boys deserved better :( 

Conclusion 

Geena: This was not at all a disappointing end to the series we’ve followed closely for so long. The different plot points and character arcs were tied up nicely, and Sabaa Tahir showed us once again why she’s one of the best fantasy writers on this side of the Milky Way. We didn’t even bother including a ‘The Ugly’ section because we loved it too much ksfmsd. The only qualm I’d have with the end was the empire remaining, Helene recognized the Scholars as equals but centuries of pain isn’t easily forgotten you know? SO THAT’S WHY I THINK WE DESERVE A SEQUEL SERIES… BUT I DIGRESS… OVERALL, I loved this book and the ending for all the characters ESPECIALLY FOR OUR GIRL LAIA <3

Kae: YES. I AGREE 100% WITH GEENA. It was such a beautiful end to the series. Sabaa is  GENIUS and her storytelling is phenomenal. I loved every little surprise she’s hidden in all of the books. ESPECIALLY WITH COOK BEING ALIVE? I DIDN’T SEE THAT SHIT COMING AT ALL. LIKE HOLY SHIT? So Laia had some remaining family afterall, and I think that’s very sweet. I’m really sad to see the series be over with and Geena and I are both *~HOPIIIING~* for an epilogue or some little crumbs or SOMETHING with the gang and how their lives ended up into middle adulthood or something. 

Geena: I would literally take a single paragraph… Ms. Tahir…. Blease…

Kae: But yes, in conclusion, Laia has a heart of gold and we LOVE HER. She’s brave and strong and smart, and was the only one out of THOUSANDS to stick for herself and defy the Nightbringer, and save the whole world. Helene has come a long way and she developed beautifully as a character. And Elias. Ohhh, Ilyaas. His continued self sacrifice and bravery and love still helped him live in the end and I think that’s beautiful. 

#a sky beyond the storm #sabaa tahir #booklr #book review #book rec #book blogger #book blogging #books #ember quartet #wetalkinboutbooks #an amber in the ashes #a torch against the night #a reaper at the gates #elias veturius #Laia of Serra #Helene Aquila #book worm #bookblr #our reviews #bookish #bibliophile

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Instructions: Always repost with the rules, answer the 11 random questions left for you and leave 11 more for the people you tag!

TAGGED BY: @conorbyrne

TAGGING: @luck-crowned @soulcluster @ravusnightblossom @themechaneer @talzjan @notthedyingtype @healingwords and whoever wants to do it!

 QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

1. make a mini-playlist for the day & post links please?!

Sunset - The Midnight : Make our home where we stand / One suitcase and half a plan / Follow the wolves and sing along / Past the voices to the song // Sunsets, no regrets / First chance, last dance / Stuck in the middle / Even bad girls know good love / You taste so sweet it hurts a little

Soul Of A Man - Steven Stern : I’ve traveled different countries / I’ve traveled in furthest lands / I haven’t one to tell me / What is the soul of a man / I want someone to tell me / Answer if you can / I want someone to tell me / What is the soul of a man

You Spin Me Round (cover) - Auralnauts : You spin me right ‘round baby right ‘round / Like a record baby ‘round ‘round

2. what is the book you are currently reading or the last one you finished? how’d you like it?

Last book I read was Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer. I was really intrigued and interested by it at first, but by the end it was really dragging with vagueness and a plot that felt like it was being padded by filler words to describe the abstract, and not in ways that felt like it meant anything. By the end, I was so frustrated with the book that I just wiki’d the other two books in the trilogy.

3. how are we feeling about 2021 so far?

It’s alright. Feels like less of a shitshow than 2020, but it still isn’t like, great. Especially with how the pandemic is going, it feels like it might be more of the same but with less T.rump (thank god).

4. name one piece of media that has gone through a recent critical re-evaluation that you really loved to see.

I can’t really think of anything offhand, but the resurgence of Rodger & Hammerstein’s Cinderella has been incredible. I watched that a ton of VHS when I was younger, and it took me ages to find it on blu-ray (which I gifted to someone else). So having it come to Disney+ and get new eyes on it has been great. What a fantastic movie.

5. please describe your character ( for multi, pick one ), badly!

Bikin-clad triple agent has twin clones against biological dad’s wishes. Questionable morals, great rack.

6. what is your favorite scent in the world? describe it!

I love scents that smell clean and not overly floral or sugary. Usually what you find in candles or febreze, something like fresh laundry, what bottlers think the ocean breeze smells like, coconut. I love the smell of sunscreen, so I have a few coconut lotions and body sprays that I love a lot.

7. how involved in politics are you?

Enough to know the general goings-on around the world, and to know what’s affecting the country and my immediate area, but not so much that my life feels like it’s taken up by it.

8. how deep into astrology are you? what’s your sign, babey?!

I love astrology, but I don’t put much stock into it. I use it a lot for character creation, and also to send to my friends and roommate to see if we actually relate to it. I’m a Sagittarius sun and Aries moon - check out all that fire, baybeeee! Also, I’m year of the tiger, so it’s a lot of energy bundled into one person.

9. i want 1 (one) unpopular opinion about food!

Stop shaming people for dumb shit like pineapple on pizza. I don’t like it, but I just don’t like pineapple at all. Instead, shame people who hate broccoli, that’s the real crime.

10. what is a current fad in the rpc community that you dislike?

Double-small type, lots of space between words, extra formatting that doesn’t do anything. The first parts just makes it difficult for a lot of people to even read what your saying, lots of extra spaces just looks like a way to make it look like you’re writing more when it’s actually just a couple of sentences, and extra formatting can be such a strain on the eyes. I have actively not followed blogs that otherwise look promising because the eye strain of trying to read their writing is more than I want to handle.

11. anyways, what’s the hot gossip? i love some drama. online or offline.

My sister works in the packaging department at her job. Not doing actual packaging, she designs the packaging for a few brands of foods, and she helps find suppliers to print and ship the packaging to the people that actually put the product in the packages (take a shot every time I use that word lol). Anyway, two companies were bidding to be the ones to print for my sister’s company, and they decided on company A rather than B. So my sister had to call company B to tell them they didn’t win the bid.

Partway through the conversation, the guy turns away from the phone, and it was obvious he thought he was muted, and he said, “I want to punch these people in the throats,” then turned back to the phone, realized he wasn’t on mute, and immediately hung up. When he called back, since he still had things to work out with my sister, he started by immediately apologizing.

And this is why you always triple check that you’re muted if you’re gonna talk shit.

MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU

1. What band have you been listening to a lot lately? If not a band, then what song?

2. Guilty pleasure! Whether it’s a show, movie, book, game, band, song, etc. just tell me one!

3. What fictional character do you identify with and why?

4. Favorite hot beverage!

5. If you could live in one fictional universe for one week, which one?

6. Say something nice about someone you follow! Positivity is always nice!

7. Favorite thing about RP? Least favorite thing?

8. A book you read that really stuck with you. Not necessarily your favorite book, but one that stuck with you for whatever reason.

9. If you were going to sit down with a movie at the time of answering this question, which genre would you pick? Do you have a specific movie in mind?

10. What’s something interesting, neat, fun, or noteworthy that’s happened to you recently?

11. If you’re familiar with Pokemon, tell me your favorite one. If you’re not, tell me which one you like aesthetically.

#« About the mun » #long post

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Alright what’s lupin the 3rd it looks SO CUTE AND GOOD AND IM DYING

KICKS DOWN THE DOOR

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FOLKS IM ABOUT TO TELL Y’ALL ABOUT POSSIBLY THE GREATEST ANIME OF ALL TIME

First of all) It’s created by the amazing late Monkey Punch, who has such a great grasp on humor I cannot even imagine anyone else meeting that level.

THE STORY: It’s about Arsène Lupin’s (fictional gentleman thief) grandson, Lupin iii, and his adventures with his gang in trying to steal from literally everyone and everything. Lupin is a goofball who’ll do anything for a treasure as well as a kiss from a lovely lady. My friend has described him as “big of heart, dumb of ass” which pretty much sums up all you need to know.

Lupin is joined by his partner & best friend Jigen, a shootstraight gunman who can make any shot. And he was based on James Coburn’s character in The Magnificent S.even, who also could make any shot! The man who dubbed Coburn’s roles into Japanese also voices Jigen! How cool is that? Jigen looks like he would be a stern, no nonsense mobster, but he’s actually as much of a goofball as Lupin is. 

They’re joined by Goemon & Fujiko! Goemon is a quick to be flustered Samurai who tries his best to help the two in anyway he can. His sword can cut through anything which leads to amazing comedic shots. Fujiko is the woman who’s got Lupin wrapped around her finger. She can get him to do literally anything for her, and often betrays the group once she gets what she wants, but sometimes helps them out a whole lot. Lupin always falls head over heels for her, no matter what she does.

And THEN THERE’S INSPECTOR ZENIGATA!! Rightfully nicknamed “Pops” by the group of thieves, Zenigata is part of the ICPO and in charge of catching Lupin and his gang, though Lupin more specifically. While he is determined in catching them, he’s more focused on getting them to serve their debt to society instead of rotting away in a cell. He does care about the group and their well being, and certainly doesn’t want any of them to get hurt. He often has to team up w/ Lupin to defeat a greater threat, which is personally one of my favorite parts. Think of his chases with Lupin like an elaborate episode of human Tom & Jerry. You can probably guess that Pops is Tom. HE IS STRESSED & NEED TO GO TO SLEEP & PLEASE GOD JUST LET HIM EAT HIS RAMEN IN PEACE

“But Peggy!” I hear you say “There’s so much Lupin iii content! How do I even start?”

WELL LUCKY FOR YOU!! I HAVE A RECOMMENDATION LIST OF HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED!!

First of all: Movies / TV Specials

Castle of Cagliostro (1979)! This is the first film Miyazaki ever directed! YES!! THAT MIYAZAKI!!! If you want to get into Lupin & see how all the character dynamics work, then this is the film you start with. Lupin & Jigen travel to a small country making counterfit bills, but end up trying to save a locked up princess instead. It has GREAT animation! You can find this in HD on Netflix! (Miyazaki also directed episode 145 of part 2!)

Next keeping along the same vibe is The Fuma Conspiracy (1987): When Goemon’s wedding gets crashed, he, & the gang must go rescue his bride and find a secret hidden treasure along the way. This one has more Goemon, a great car chase, and good Fujiko characterization, yAAAY!!! This one’s on Kissanime!

Farewell to Nostrodamous (1995)! My personal favorite as of right now! A doll containing Lupin’s diamond is snatched by a little girl, & when this girl gets kidnapped, Lupin & the gang must find a way to get her back. This one has EVERYONE in character! The animation is amazing & it has one of the best sequences I’ve ever seen. I don’t wanna give too much away. This one’s on kissanime as well.

Blood Seal: Eternal Mermaid (2011): Last on out “Get started” movie list is this TV special! A young girl named Maki begs Lupin to make her his apprentice in the art of thieving. But why is she so persistent? This special has great character moments & amazing animation. Give it a watch on kissanime!

This is getting long but SERIES REC TIME BAYBEEEE!!

I started with Part 4: The Italian Game (2015)Lupin & his gang adventure around Italy stealing & causing general mischief. This series is what got me into Lupin. It has fun, heart, and has individual episodes for other members of the gang (Jigen, Goemon, & Fujiko) so it doesn’t just focus on Lupin! It’s a great way to learn how the characters interact with each other and it FUNNY as hell!! This is my personal favorite series, & it’s what got me into Lupin in the first place. You can find all episodes on kissanime.

Part 5: (2018)On amazon prime & kissanime but oof it’s kinda rough around the edges. More pushing towards adult humor if anything. If you’re going to watch it I recommend episodes 11 & 18. They focus solely on Lupin’s gang & their interactions with each other. 

Definitely give Parts 1, 2 & 3 a try too! I’m currently weeding my way through them, so I can’t recommend much yet.

There is “edgy” Lupin content, so if you’re into more dark, adult content then go for it, but it’s not particularly my style. I think Lupin should be fun!

IF YOU GIVE ANY OF THESE A WATCH!! FEEL FREE TO TELL ME! I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO GUSH ABT LUPIN WITH WHILE WE WAIT FOR LUPIN III: THE FIRST TO RELEASE IN THE STATES!

#long post #lupin the 3rd #Lupin iii #and peggy

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OK! Premise time (got a bit carried away tbh)

Vaguely midieval setting, Mc is from a family of hunters and so knows her way all around the forest, befriending crows and ravens via scraps (because that is a dream of mine). Plot kicks off when homegirl’s brothers get snatched by the monster kingdom for trespassing onto their land for what was assumed to be nefarious reasons when really they just got a bit lost and nobody believes them. Back home Mc tells the knights what’s up and is promptly told to sit the fuck down because they have more important things to do. So she goes off on her own instead, armed with a hunting knife, a bow, and a walking stick she plans to sneak in and break her Bros out. Along the way she has to free herself of multiple well crafted traps and once she finally gets to where she’s headed (with some help from her very smart brothers leaving traces) she’s confronted by the Boi himself. With the capture of humans their town has sorta gone crazy, fighting to determine who will take them to the king. For now they’re kinda subdued but peace is flimsy. Mc ends up getting found out and into a pseudo sword fight (aka blocking for her life with a walking stick until an opening to book it) with our favorite skeleton while ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. Since Edge is distracted the other townsfolk take this as their cue to try and swoop up the prize, this goes splendidly terrible when the building they’re being kept in starts to collapse. Homeboy quickly figured it’s better to have at least 1 alive Human and manages to catch up to MC who is about to book it into a collapsing building like an idiot and pull her back before she gets crushed. I say collapsing but I wasn’t that much, as they could still get down to the holding cell and *surprise* the boys are gone~

Now! For what was happening with the boys. Seeing as how I’m the one daydreaming these are My brothers, the oldest of which is a very social person. So obviously he’s chatting with the only other person there, Red. Meanwhile middle brother is trying to think of a way out. This goes on until things start getting dicey and the house is rumbling. Red gets hurt but the three of them escape (because who are we kidding, of course there’s a secret emergency exit) and so are stuck together for the time being relying on each other.

Back to the duo, upon seeing the empty cell and majorly f-ed foundations they leave the house and end up begrudgingly having to work together because of their shared love of and willingness to do whatever it takes to help their family and find their brothers.

Some scenes that popped up were- Edge being a dick to birds and Mc lecturing him about Corvids and their ability to hold grudges. This may have plot relevance, because yes

Edge getting stuck in something and REFUSING to ask for help. “I’ll help you out, but you a) have to ask and b) have to use my name” he ends up passing out and waking up to her ranting about him being an absolute prideful idiot. This leads to an argument because she wasn’t exactly being nice either. This actually leads to a civil apology because CHARACTERS CAN ADMIT WHEN THEY’RE WRONG AND BEING PETTY. Eventually some themes will become recurring until they’re close enough travel companions to admit their faults/insecurities and why they keep acting how they do so they can better themselves.

Meanwhile with The Bois, so many Hijinks have insued and it’s glorious. I can’t say what but you know they are Best Buds by now and are up to absolutely No Good

When they finally catch up and have their reunion, it’s to the most awkward and hard to explain scene that the duo has just walked in on. Mc is keeled over laughing, barely standing by leaning on Edge, and Edge himself is just sighing resigned like “I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN” because ofcourse his brother was doing dumb shit the whole time he’s been looking for him, what else would he be doing?

But don’t worry, there are emotional reunion moments between the bros, just when less people are around to witness them. Meanwhile Mc’s Bros just rounded the corner and she just fucking busts out crying and hugs her brothers because, unlike certain spiky companions- she isn’t bad with public displays of affection. A little bit of rest and a few tankards of ale later and they’re sharing stories around a campfire.

Oh, and did I not mention? Pre-reunion There was only one sleeping bag MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I mean, Mc was prepared for a long trek after her Bros, and then gained a party member who was decidedly not. He refused to share until a good ways through their journey of course, cause right off the bat when they still loathe each other’s existence it’d be real weird. So it was moss and bunched up leaves for him.

Imagine, they’re about to go to bed when someone brings up their lack of sufficient sleep equipment. Only 3 for 5 people. Previously the Bros had combined theirs into 1 big pallet but... what about them? Kekeke. The two- having forgotten how most people don’t cuddle adventure buddies since it’d just become the norm? And also how damning nightly snuggles seems to people who Obviously won’t get that they’re TOTALLY FRIENDS WHO JUST DO SO OUT OF NECESITY. (And comfort)

Mc kinda drops the ball- “I don’t know about y’all but I’m a big fan of cuddles” cue a smack upside the head and ‘OOOHHH’s to ring in some heads. A little (sorta) tactful talk from both sets of siblings and our oblivious duo- in trying to defend that it’s totally not a thing- realize they totally have a thing going on and oh Fuck I Like It . they’re both oblivious cornballs who’ve been too focused on sibling retrieval to pay attention to their growing bond with their travel partner and now that they see it they have no idea how to handle it.

Now, you may ask, how can this end? If the kingdoms are separated and such then how shall they live in peace? WOODLAND CABIN BAYBEEEE!!!!!! Who tf goes into the woods? Not just anyone if they don’t wanna get lost. Plus it’s neutral ground. What about the siblings? They can build their own or visit- up to them. And since both town’s are in visit distance, edge can probably just commute/go on buisness trips if he has to go places for guard things. Mc is a hunter so her job is the woods so that’s easy.

Anyways, enemies to lovers is good when done right. Slowly and through comradery

#casual conversation #CAS WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE #Ideas #ok i sleep now- NIGHT!!! #long post

[themagicallandoffoon]

Season 2 Episode 32 - The Dark Lord’s Birthday Party

Here are some highlights from the darkest of birthdays:

“Smity smity.”

Aprel Fuels ran away instead of going to the party with Usidore.

“Why don’t you want to be two all beef Pattys?!”

“Kanye?”

“I mean he’s a little underwhelming for being from another world… but I mean I’d never say that, not to his face.”

“We’ve got dream wine, we’ve got wine of the elders, we’ve got white wine, don’t know if anyone’s ever had that.”

“But have fun, but don’t have fun.”

“YOU CAN’T SPELL MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER, I’m Cockroach Clown.”

“Smells like a bear died and someone had sex with the dead bear and then tried to cook the bear and throw it on one of these giant heaps of meat.”

“You’re already shit-hammered aren’t you.”

“I am Patricia and this is my sister, Patricia.”

“Yes we dress all in yellow and act like babies.”

“They teased us with a chin act, I mean twin act.”

“I will visit the shack at midnight.”

“Ah Sir Mixalot, she refers to a noble knight who travels the land making cocktails and throwing them at his enemies.”

“Our mother was in excruciating labour for 16 years.”

“Not as good as that squad ghouls shirt.”

“The floor recognises Chunt.”

“Is that a culling of sacks? Are you killing testicles?”

“I’m a party boy baybeeee.”

“#beeftits”

“CAN WE GET SOME BEEF TITS OVER HERE!”

“That’s sad, someone should kill them.”

“Such creamy beef tits.”

“My mother was in labour for ten seconds and had 800 of us.”

“It would be wonderful to bask in his *grits teeth* glorious presence.”

“Don’t get to close or you ladies will be well-done.”

“Arnold’s off drinking red potion, you’re trying to make the dark lord cum first.”

“Your nose is bleeding, well it’s dripping some mysterious juice from your face.”

“Claudia’s in #squadghouls.”

“USIDORE DOTH APPEAR BEFORE YEE.”

“Oh I just got one snake, NO, BALINDA.”

“Usidore, may we have a slow dance tonight?”

“Orcs, g-get them.. oh they’re slipping on the barf.”

“Oo, I like big beef and I cannot lie.”

“Walk around the pool of barf, don’t barge through it!”

“I SHALL THROW MYSELF THROUGH THIS FOUR STORY WINDOW, TO THE BACKYARD!”

“Yell another Earth fact at them, yeh that’ll work.”

“I wanna meet this Nicolas Cage man, he sounds awesome.”

The fact that they stopped running away to discuss Earth facts.

“Balinda, so close to retiring on her snake boat and sailing away with her wife and enjoying her golden snake years.”

“Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.”

“I prefer water this big so I can see everything.”

“And another, Blorf the brown, just kind of wasting away, not being a threat to anyone.”

“Honestly I mostly turn Can off, here are all the Cans.”

“I know Spintax is on Earth. What worries me is that he’s not come back.”

“Look I’m evil… I want to rule all of Foon, but I don’t want to destroy it, I worry about this void.”

A truce?!

“Usidore could you be Trusidore?”

“We could take this deal, commit to this truce, o'ercome the void, and still have the blade to kill the Dark Lord.”

“Frankly, the three of you are taking way too long, but at the same time, all of my minions are not the best, they’re not that great, honestly, do you’ll ever think that you’re the only sane person on this world?”

“It’s not just a truce, you three are in charge of all of Hogsface.”

“Very well, we agree to this deal!”

“#Trusidore, that’s a good hashtag.”

“WE’RE BACK!”

“BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAAHHH!”

“Tonight I think we accomplished something, for old times sake, Boys night, boyysss nighhttt, BOYS NIGHT!”

“Oh fun as fuck, Boys night!”

#hftmt #hello from the Magic tavern #usidore the blue #chuntttttt #chunt #Arnie neikamp #baron Rangoon #the chef inquisitor #dripfang #Claudia the witch #evil tannakin #the dark lord #the dark lord's personal assistant #Patricia the beef woman and Patricia the beef woman #cockroach clown #a series of bats