I need Aziraphale learning very quickly that being kind and considerate gets him nowhere in Heaven, so he tucks away his goofy, big-hearted nature and just turns into a maliciously compliant Bitch™.
This is a man who canonically has "discouraged" multiple mobster groups threatening to burn his bookshop, who has successfully scared hundreds of customers away by being just unpleasant enough and who dropped down three octaves to correct Furfur when he messed up his name.
He swallows his pride, puts on a power suit and starts executing a Corporate Nightmare upon upper management in Heaven.
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Actually Childe’s appearance in the Fontaine quest line so far has been funny as hell. Like he really said “Omg hiii my love I mean my rival hi!!!!! 🥰 there’s a darkness growing in me. anyways did you know that Teucer—” and when some random tries to interrupt him, he goes “SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKING TO THE TRAVELER. Anyways omg my little brother has been talking about you!!!” After which he beats up said randoms, gives you his vision, disappears for the rest of the story, and then shows up at the very end only to be sent to jail and get his ass beat. No one does it like him
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Princess Daisy's capabilities as a ruler being disregarded because she's loud, hotheaded and emotional, leading her to be perceived by many as immature and impulsive.
Luigi's capabilities as a hero being disregarded because he's awkward, nervous and emotional, leading him to be perceived by many as weak and pathetic.
Both of them recognizing the value inherent in each other's feelings while simultaneously seeing the strength and potential in one another that they are unable to see in themselves.
Do you feel me?
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if kh4 wants to be good it’s gotta have like sora excitedly telling strelitzia all about his best friends and how great they are but then it cuts to them acting insane
like ‘my buddy riku is really cool and heroic!’ he’s always got a clear rational head’ ((cuts to riku flipping over cars and/or threatening ppl in quadratum screaming ‘WHERE IS SORA’))
‘oh oh oh and kairi is so kind and brave… her pure and strong heart never falters!’ ((cuts to kairi having a full-on mental breakdown blubbering and sobbing in aqua’s arms))
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dark alley (a song about looking at yourself in the mirror and hating what you see) - > bob dylan (a song about the intricacies of fame and just wanting to be loved for who you are) - > i am my own muse (a song about being your own inspiration and trying to hold it all together while destroying your old dreams)
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there are for sure layers to why Elain has been avoiding lucien but what i can’t help but wonder is if she had a vision of Lucien being mortally wounded on her behalf and is terrified that if she gets close to him, he’ll die and it’ll be her fault
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wolffe, describing the void: yep yep
fox, grey hairs at 5: yup yup
cody, too numb at this point that he's smiling: yip yip
rex, wanted to ask about jetpacks and cody adopted him into their group: THE MAN WITH THE WHA-
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