#we can be dumbasses together

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it

Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?

Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this

Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting

Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it

Tim: *passes it to Damian*

Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross

Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass

Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?

Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good

Dick: Well now I feel left out

Duke: *hands it to Dick*

Dick: *takes a bite*

Dick:

Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this

Jason: You wanna try Bruce?

Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...

Dick: *hands it to Bruce*

Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful

#they are all smart #but when put together they can be dumbasses #they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together #im basing this on me with my own siblings #so i know this is just how siblings are #one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed #but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf #alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food #batfam #batkids #bat family #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute #bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids #and the second part was born

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!) #more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.) #but like. #not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it) #i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday. #crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now. #then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now! #i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks. #that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

[berrysquared]

Hotguy and Cuteguy, being silly on rooftops patrolling the city at dawn

#grian #goodtimeswithscar #hotguy the siege #hermitcraft #desertduo #hermitcraft fanart #mcyt fanart #hotguy gtws #berry art #superhero au #IM BACK BESTIES #sorry for the very long break whoops #i imagine those two like doing very early patrols together where they buy breakfast menu from mcdonalds and then goof around #its all ‘we have to make sure no crime is happening’ but be honest. no villain is doing villain shit at 5am #those two just like to be dumbasses on rooftops #yeah #i bet grian goes ‘ theres no way you can shoot that trashcan from mere’ and scar goes bET

[devil-of-the-field]

Yes, the Haizaki-Hiroto friendship is amazing, but I raise you:

Haizaki-Hiroto-Atsuya best friend trio. Think about it. They are all arrogant strikers and complete dicks. The chaos will be unparalleled. They have 1 collective brain cell and Atsuya is the one who has it 99% of the time (of course, the only thing Atsuya uses it for is mischief and roasting people. Mostly Hiroto and Haizaki). The only people who can reign them in are their respective captains (not that Shirou does a good job at keeping Atsuya on a leash). The vitriolic besties vibe is off the charts.

#kira hiroto #haizaki ryouhei #fubuki atsuya #honestly we were robbed these three together would have been ICONIC #I actually made these three besties in every single one of my Ina11 AUs just because I love the idea way too much #Atsuya brings the cunning that HaiHiro lack #despite their arrogant asshole vibe HaiHiro are lovable dumbasses most of the time #but Atsuya can be downright evil #they are lowkey the punk-ish thug version of Genda-Sakuma-Fudou aka the Teikoku trio

[oasisofgalaxies]

the communication happening here.... astounding. quackity is truly breaking barriers with this

#finally. we can all be absolute dumbasses. together. #LSDKJFSL:DKGJ #qsmp #nebula rambles #yeah i know this happened a while ago im catching up on vods shshshhh

[highlifeboat]

Like Moldy Mother like Moldy Daughters

#we don't tolorate eveline slander on this blog bt the way #she literally didn't deserve anything that happened to her and you can fight me #also mia and rose deserve to be together i dunno what dumbass at capcom decided mia's out of the picture #but they're stupid and wrong #rose winters #eveline #eveline winters #resident evil 8 #resident evil biohazard #resident evil 7 #resident evil village

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI #hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA #(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? #my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??)) #like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent #he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy #cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me #its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird #idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on #a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but #STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also #i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it #look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could #make me worse <3 I Want Him #and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3 #i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER #OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS) #might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really #GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3

[bmpmp3]

i know love triangles are a contentious topic but sometimes a love triangle shoujosei manga will create the best most pathetic wonderfully embarassing little man BUT he's only this good Because theres a love triangle that gave him that character arc. or sometimes they'll give you the greatest gal pal on earth but only after she tries to kill the main character because they both have a crush on the same guy. i understand love triangles can be frustrating but sometimes they are. a necessary evil

#this is about mashimo from 200m saki no netsu. highly recommend its a great manga #i love that the main character wants a sub boyfriend so bad. i hope she gets it #actually specifically. i hope she gets two. i really adore her relationship with 40 year old puppy man hirara. but also #mashimo gets more and more embarassing and pathetic each chapter and i really love him. come on mashimo we can throuple this #im sure hirara would be down hes probably experimented in his 40 years. we can throuple this #but for real honestly i dont mind love triangles. tbh most of the hate for em seems to come from like #fans of ya novels and stuff so i understand. i also didnt really like the way love triangles were written in most ya novels i read in #middle school either. but i like em in shoujo manga i think they can be like #hilarious or sometimes really dramatic and tense or sometimes goofy as hell #or sometimes you desperately want all three to get together. and sometimes it makes the most embarrassing guy on earth <3 #mashimo youre such a dumbass <3 <3 <3 i want to see your downfall so bad #NOT because hes bad or anything hes a kind character i just want to see him dissolve into the saddest pile of embarrassment on earth #awesome character type. i hope kikka gets to see him like this more too im sure she would enjoy it #losing in a love triangle really is a great way to build character LOL

[epitomees]

I love how the Wild cards are either the glue that holds their groups together, or just an absolute agent of chaos. There's no in between with them.

WELCOME TO THE JOKERVERSE!! HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR STAY!!!

#out of cards #mun stuff #((we Jokers are a minefield tbh #you never know what's gonna happen when we come together as a Joker collective and break the fabric of reality and logic #and I can say this because I DO WRITE ONE OF THOSE DUMBASS JOKERS!!))

[firebirdsdaughter]

Fucking…

… Fucking Rosa and Balder man.

Other love stories could never.

I know it’s probably not true bc Lore, but I’d love to think that wherever they are, they’re together now.

#Bayonetta #Romance #Spoilers #I can see why some people might not like the plot of 2 #but I for one ADORE those developments #I think Balder being noble and self sacrificing to a fault makes him a more interesting character than 'the Sages were evil hurr durr' #like the man's a fucking dumbass but by gods he loved his wife #they make me cry #I gotta wonder if when the angels were like 'the witches are rebelling!' he was like #maybe I can use this to free Rosa and we can just run w/ Cereza or something #I know that witches get dragged to inferno and who the hell knows what's meant to happen to Sages #plus there's Loptr's influence maybe messing things up #but them being together in death is just reassuring to me? #I want to believe it #Things You Didn't Know Fire Was Into

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Listen. Probably my favorite thing about The Terror is that because the story is one planned out season, the arcs and parallel scenes are set up so cleanly and nicely that it echos.

#listen. i safely traveled the 1st leg of my vacation journey and now im gonna rant abt the terror a sec bc god #i just want to line up all the parallel scenes bc theyre so good in my brain. i love it so much. even my dumbass can see what theyre doing #i dont have a good media analysis brain. i was in and English class full of other stem kids in college who got shouted at for mineing books #like we were looking for data and not going for the meaning lol. but ive watched thr show so many times. so many times and yet reading the #scripts is even better bc it makes it even more clear what theyre doing in each scene. i love it #im just gonna list scenes i remember that echo back. obv the more than god loves them via james as a parallel and an arc for francis. silna #y do u want to die. James god wants u to live. hicky bitching abt the dog thrn the crew bitching abt the dog. james assuring john abt his #being given command. francis reassuring james abt being given command. irving god sees u here more than anywhere. goodsir is god here? any #god? goodsir talking abt the radience when ppl die. goodsir hearing the angles as he dies. theres more but those r at the top of my head #i just wanna line them all up and stare at them. god. do i try to learn video editing for that? with what fucking time? but then i could #force my observations on other ppl in a way thats satisfying lol. maybe. id also want all the lines that echo constantly in my head edited #together. also. reading thr scripts they r obviously writing the apathy of god into the story. the sundog is a portentous celestial eye lol #im gonna have to write out my thoughts on god in the terror. whether or not i make a video. but the thumbnail would b Crozier staring at #the sundogs. i just have zero video editing skills and also zero time when im working lol. ugh but this idea is like a maligned tumor in #my head. and i must satisfy its demands. also just watch the terror. i beg of u. its so so good. also if u dont live in a city hellscape or #the god forsaken desert. go run around in the grass. it feels so so nice. i had to run around the house a few times when i got home lol #unrelated #the terror

[bumblingbabooshka]

Harry Kim should have had a crush on every single one of the main characters for at least a week

#except Tom - Tom's a constant v_v and B'Elanna's on and off #Tom: You've been playing a lot of kal-toh recently~ #Harry: Yeah it's actually a really interesting game! I've been thinking about reading up on it and some more Vulcan culture~! I- #(Tom grabs him by the lapels) Harry. You /Better/ Not Be Thinking About Fucking That Old Man. #(Harry avoids eye contact) Aw C'mon Tom you can't possibly think.... / I KNOW YOU HARRY. PROMISE ME!! #when Harry gets around to his week long Janeway crush he just puts his head in his hands and sighs #I'm watching 'Revulsion' right now and Harry's the only one who can pull of a crush on Seven of Nine bc he really is just a romantic dumbass #so it doesn't feel as creepy as it could have been #Harry is less a playboy and more a poet in a blooming wood mourning a love that ended before it even began #and the other person doesn't know he even exists #Harry: haha Seven what if we watched the moonrise together~?? #Seven: =_=.....??? You Tryna Hit It Or What Ensign? #Harry: -sweating- i ts uhh...it s...n ....I...t eambui lding.... uu o h...... #<- Guy who chiefly experienced attraction through pining #Harry & Seven friendship is v good~ No Man Should Ever Be With Seven of Nine. #Chakotay really put his glass of water /right/ on the control screen instead of the billion other places he could have /pos #the doctor is so funny...get 'em doc >D #liveblogging #o aaggh do not like Tom saying 'shut up' and kissing B'Elanna it's like a trope but to me it's the worst trope ever.... #if it was more tender perhaps. gentler and slower. <- the trope not this tom/b'elanna interaction #but then again Tom is my least favorite of the Voyager crew (which means I'm neutral about him bc Voyager's crew is amazing)

[angelnumber27]

I want to murder the love I feel for the man that cheated on me twice and beat the fuck out of me every day while claiming he loved me more than anything

#He is now dating the girl he cheated on me with at LEAST twice FOUR years ago :-) #so awesome and great for me to know they probably stayed in contact that whole time! love that! #found out bc he got a text and it said ‘I could kiss you all day’. #while we were together and everything was fine. I don’t understand why he did that. #this shit literally makes me want to off myself lol #and it fucking sucks because we dated for five years and it was so good for so long #and I love him more than I’ve ever loved anyone #but there’s nothing I can do #he also was the one who got me addicted to fentanyl. #and as soon as he went to rehab and got sober he left me. I wasn’t clean yet and could have died and he just left. #found out soon after he’d been seeing her. #when he cheated he sent me multiple pictures of her naked and her in our bed. #and my dumbass got back together with him. #every time #I was fucked up before this relationship but now I am literally irreparable #I can’t heal from this shit #he’d tell me to kill myself #and say he wished I was dead #knowing how difficult shit was for me and how suicidal I was #he’d strangle me and spit on me and trip me and punch me in the face #he’d constantly tell me I ruined every aspect of his life and that I was the worst thing that ever happened to him. #then he’d tell me that I’m abusive because of my mental illnesses. #I’m so tired :( #I’m so fucking damaged and broken from this shit I cannot even put it into words. #abuse tw #physical abuse tw #physical abuse cw

[qroier]

every few hours i hear glass shatter followed by roier's Y YO QUE??? echoing around in my brain ayúdame

anon monarch i'm so sorry but I can be of absolutely zero help i've been the exact same way since they embarked on that stupid boat. eternally on that cursed boat hearing roier ask y yo que

#i need to hurry up and stop getting distracted and finish what i was writing about roier cubito on that dumbass boat maybe then i will #finally know peace. #that is a lie I won't know peace until they see each other again but ONE CAN HOPE! one can hope #anyway anon we are in this together #holding hands etc etcetera #ask #spiderbit #on that stupid boat

[silverselfshippingchaos]

HIS SMILE...

#this is so embarrassing aksjajsjs i'm so down bad!! #his hair.. his smile... his stupid voice... #im this 🤏 close to putting him on the f/o list #since uh. i dont think someone usually thinks about kissing their sworn enemy on the lips and cuddling him as much as this lol #ash rambles 💚 #he's so handsome!!! and honestly kinda cool and smart... damn you a.khos!!! stole my heart!!!!!! #we have a lot in common too ajsjajs other than dumbass writer theater kids- #us both wearing red glasses 🤝 #man... i wanna kiss him so bad... he lives in my mind 24/7 #the x.enoblade rot is actually so real #him and d.unban play ping pong with my singular braincell all the time ajsjajsj #his smile is just so cute!!!!!! never thought i #'d be calling such a little shit a cutie but just look at him!!!!! i wonder what it would take to make him smile like that hehe #i mean. hey. anything to make him happy- #gah thats so cheesy #i have it so bad for him!!! (swoons) what a guy.. #he's so horrible but... maybe we can be minor villains... together? #ahem-

[handcat]

back to the dating app 🚶

#got inspired to try it again 🙄 #i have a date semi planned now and all of the women in portland are obsessed w me or whatever #bc i like love and dating ppl but i keep falling in love with friends and it HAS NOT ENDED WELL ONCE so maybe stop it you dumbass #(this may be caused by the fact i’ve gotten my hopes up a bit abt a friend of mine but i should NOT… unless…) #i crave companionship #and am #also so scared all the time i’m soooooososcaredddd rn #why can’t everyone just love me all the time #must be my personality bc i’m like really hot rn #also me swiping on ppl just looking for hookups them matching and just 😳 i do not know if i’m at a point in my life where i am confident eno #ugh to do that 😳 #as previously stated i’m so so scared #idk i’m conflicted and need to over share about it #idk will continue flirting w that one friend tho #even though flirting with eachother is an ongoing joke in this friend group so i don’t think she would take it seriously lmao #was telling my dear good pal to come over and suck my fingers yesterday like that’s just how it is #anyway she’s cool and makes childrens books and stories and loves dinasours and is tall and can jump really high #we got drunk together at my friends bday and bonded and it was SO CUTE #also she cries a lot when she’s high but doesn’t notice (she’s not even sad there’s just tears lol) #ruh roh just typed that all out and realized it seems like i’m obsessed w her 😳 #going to hit my head on a wall okay goodnight