#we get it you're in love 😒
Bucks little bashful smiles when hes with Eddie
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►JJK Characters replying to "Would you date me if I was a worm?"
Inspiration credit to @doinmybesthere | Ratings: 16+
GOJO: What? *hurt hurt* We won't be able to have sex then.😢《Is that all you're worried about? HMPH!》 How else am I supposed to make you feel good? I don't know romance. Sex skills is all I have🥺
SUKUNA: Yep. Afterall, you would make a good wall hanging for my domain. I'll stick some glitter to your skin and then stick YOU to the shrine wall.
GETO: *turns around to face you* WHAT KIND OF CRACK DID GOJO GIVE YOU? 《C'MON. Tell me》 I would if you could suck me off.
TOJI: Umm....You do know I carry a worm on my back right? Of course I would still date you. Could use you to make some extra millions
NANAMI: Nope. Animals aren't allowed in my apartment. 《You literally have a cat😒》 And she loves to eat worms. I am trying to save you baby. GET THE HINT.🙂
CHOSO: Can I pet you? Dw. I will hide you in my pig tails and we can go explore the world. No one would even notice if you are the same shade as my hair🥺
MAHITO: OH YES OF COURSE. I can manipulate my body and then we can twin.
YUUJI: YES I WOULD. OH OH OH *Jumps in excitement* I will take you for a walk. I'll buy you a leash☺. 《YUUJI THERE ARE NO LEASHES FOR WORMS》
MEGUMI: OH HECK NO! I already dealt with a worm. Funny how my father liked it more than me. WHY DID YOU BRING THAT UP? YOU KNOW I AM SENSITIVE🤧 *starts sobbing*
NOBARA: Umm No. WHO WILL GO SHOPPING WITH ME? WHO WILL HELP ME CARRY MY BAGS? 《That's what you are concerned about. *you pout*》 And HOW WILL I CUDDLE A 3 CM CREATURE?🥺
MAKI: No. I am allergic. 《TO WHAT? WORMS?》 To BULLSHIT.😀
INUMAKI: SHAKE. YES. I will keep you in a small plastic box. I'll make you a bed of soil and grass. I'll carry you and take you to a picnic in a garden🥺 《Toge. KISS ME BABY🤧》
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nishimura riki as your boyfriend ! (random headcanons)
enhypen masterlist. library.
a/n: bcuz i never shut up abt him so... maybe letting it all out will help?? genre: fluff, crack. warnings: cursing, y/n is mentioned to be a teenager, not proofread.
ignore how fucking whipped i am for him, please.
ure dating a child, i hope you are aware of that. not because he's young or anything, no, he literally acts 9 sometimes.
constantly pulls his pranks on you or with you, no in-between. either you're his partner in crime or his partner who he commits crimes on.
honestly you never mean to join riki in his little shenanigans, but he always somehow drags you into the mess 😒
"NIKI I STFG IF U PUT MAYO IN MY SHOES ONE MORE TIME-" "hey!!! i only did the left shoe!! y/n did the right shoe, scold them too :("
you did actually do the right shoe, he wasn't lying, but he MADE you do it!!!
how to get y/n to put mayo in heeseung's shoes 101 by nishimura riki.
OKOK BUT FR LISTEN <//3
he pulls you in by your waist, rests his head in the crook of your neck and starts nuzzling, his soft hair tickling your skin, sending shivers down your spine and erupting butterflies in your stomach. and if that wasn't enough, the second he pulls away he has a cute little pout plastered on his face as a cherry on top and your heart can't help but ache. at this point, if you don't agree to cooperate and be his accomplice you're just cruel and heartless ☹️☹️
but he makes sure to help you with whatever punishment the boys come up with. he may be your annoying boyfriend but he isn't a monster!
they usually make you two do house chores.... which is a pretty bad decision. two in-love teenagers doing dishes without adult/jungwon supervision is very risky, but they learned it the hard way 😁🙏🏻
i'm not saying you accidentally smashed jay's favorite mug but that's exactly what i'm saying. and he was furious.
riki took the blame tho, because he's selfless like that!! *sigh* the things he does for you, y/n. 😞😞
you just watched him get scolded from afar and you felt so bad. because yeah he may have dragged you into this bs in the first place, but he wasn't the one who broke the mug!!
long story short, jay grounded him and banned him from seeing you for a few days. you had to practically beg him to let ni-ki go just this once, making up some lame excuse and praying that it would work. which it did, not because jay's oblivious but because he has a soft heart :(
so that same day you two quickly ran to the nearest shop, bought a white mug, a bunch of paint + wrapping paper and got to work!!
not gonna lie, the second you two enthusiastically ran into the dorms and started shouting for jongseong everyone thought you two were gonna pull on his leg again, but they were WRONG. HAH.
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" "what?!" "we're sorry we broke your favorite cup... but here!!"
jay was rlly thinking: what the actual fuck are these kids on. but when he opened the not-so-neatly wrapped box he was met with a previously plain white mug now adorned with painted-on angry birds and a messy handwriting that read "BEST DAD"
HE SNORTED. LIKE THE WAY HE FUCKING SNORTED PLEASE- but believe me he was so touched. he felt his heart swell with pride for whatever reason, tbh the mug looked stupid as hell- but to him it was perfect :)
he still uses it to this day <3
anyways MOVING ON THAT WAS A BIT TOO LONG.
animal crossing dates. i think we all saw that post on weverse.
if you don't have a switch because you're broke like me, then he simply buys one for you. like srsly my boy doesn't even hesitate HE BUYS YOU A WHOLE ASS SWITCH JUST SO U CAN PLAY WITH HIM. THAT'S HOW DEDICATED HE IS TO YOUR ONLINE DATES.
one day when youre hanging out playing on ur switches he invites you over to his island out of nowhere as you overhear him giggle and snicker to himself like a mischievous little middle schooler, not even sparing you a glance when you look at him from across the room with a worried expression on your face-
now you're kinda suspicious because what exactly did he do??? 😬😬 but when you finally look around his island you're met with a little picnic blanket with a bunch of baskets and bentos on top of them, cherry blossom trees all around the area and who else but your boyfriends cute little character with a speech bubble on top of its head: " i love you"
now he's the one staring at you from across the room, all smiley and giddy waiting for your reaction.
what he didn't expect was for u to run over to him at full speed, tackle him and aggressively shake his now soulless body.
"RIKI. YOU. CUTE. LITTLE. IDIOT. I. LOVE. YOU. TOO." "OKAYAOKAYAOAKY STOP SHAKING ME OR ILL THROW UP-"
it's no secret that riki loves taking naps, and it's also no secret that he loves cuddling.
so... tired riki + couch + s/o=...? exactly. a nap.
even if you aren't tired or have stuff to do, he does not care. riki wants? riki gets. have homework? work? need to join your online class? or maybe you ran out of snacks and need to go to the store? oh well, put everything aside 'cause ur boyfriend needs to sleep and he can't feel content without you in his arms 🤨
and if somehow you escape his iron grip and he wakes up all alone without you laying next to him he will be grumpy the entire day. like full on refuses to talk to you, ignores you and has that one unreadable look on his face.
he isn't actually mad. even though he's quite young he is still very mature and doesn't get seriously upset over such things, and you're very well aware of that too!!
so when he decides to ignore you, he's only doing it to get a reaction out of you. he wants you to get furstrated, angry, for you to slap him, mess up his hair, get clingier than usual, honestly it doesn't matter (bcuz everything you do is adorable) as long as you do something his little facade will fall apart completely and he'll give in sooner or later.
cuz he's whipped™ but shhhh he doesnt like talking abt it !! 😬😬
*y/n breathes* "UGH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU DO THAT?!?!! you're making it hard to stay mad at u </3" "i.. i didn't even do anything..."
pokes, squishes, BITES (yes. bites. and it hurts) your cheeks. just anything having to do with ur cheeks, he's doing it.
y'all saw that video of him poking sunoo's cheek? yes. that. but 10000x more painful.
when he wants your attention, or just wants to annoy you, he pokes your cheeks until you either threaten to bite his finger off or actually bite his finger off
"riki if u dont get ur finger away from my cheek i will not hesitate to use my teeth." "yOU WOULDN'T DARE!!" "watch me."
as for the pinch, he usually does it when you slept through your alarm or something and all the other things he tried didn't work.
just grabs a handful of your cheek, pinches the actual hell out of it and watches your eyes shoot open at the sudden jolt of pain. cuz he's a butt like that 😁😁
"hey y/n good morning <33" "I TOLD YOU TO STOP WAKING ME UP LIKE THAT YOU DUMBASS-" "THEN WAKE UP WHEN YOUR ALARM RINGS ASSHAT."
on the more wholesome side, he likes cheek kisses (ib: mira ig 😵)
so when it's late at night and the both of you are spent, already in bed but still trying to stay awake because you want to spend as much time as you can with each other, he cups your face in his hands and presses a bunch of kisses to your cheeks to stop you from falling asleep.
late night talks? late night talks.
as much as he loves talking about his day - how sunghoon slipped on the wet floor, fell square on his butt and kept on complaining about how sore it was the entire day, how jungwon accidentally sneezed on jay's food, how sunoo made a kid cry by taking the last mint chocolate ice cream - he also loves hearing your sleepy voice either right next to him or on the other side of the phone telling him about whatever you had on your mind.
it be, how you saw a cute dog on your way back home and it reminded you of jake, or how you almost dropped your phone because you tripped over a rock, etc. whatever it is, he's happy to listen.
the members love you, but hate when you and riki are together. its chaos. not the good kind.
sunoo has officially adopted you, you're his child now (even if ure older). tbh he even hogs u sometimes 🤪🤪
like you come over at the dorms to see them and obviously your boyfriend, you knock on the door and sunoo is already up and running to open it for you.
"so how was school? anything new? did any of the teachers bug you?? do you need any help with homework? i can force jake to-"
meanwhile riki is just standing there, shocked, bcuz youre his s/o?? and ure not spending time with him??? SUNOO NEEDS TO GO AWAY 🚪👈😐
grabs your arm and tries to drag you away but sunoo grabs the other and the next thing you know you're basically being torn in half
"SUNOO LET GO OF MY S/O" "WELL THEY'RE MY CHILD" "SINCE WHEN." "I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS WITH ME-"
that continues for a while until sunghoon literally detaches sunoo from your arm 😬😬
their bedroom door has a hand made "sign" pinned to it (it's literally just 'NO SUNOOS ALLOWED WHEN Y/N IS OVER' on a piece of paper) to keep him away from u 😮
asks the older members to help him with pick up lines.
u heard me right, pick up lines. THE CRINGIEST ONES THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE AND ARE JUST OVERALL STUPID 😬
i mean what do u expect when jake is one of the people giving him flirting advice...
when he first started taking "flirting classes" with jake he was too shy to use them in person, so instead he whipped out his phone, opened the messaging app and asked the older to repeat all the pick up lines he knew one more time.
but the more time passed the bolder he got.
he knows they're cringey, he knows he sounds awkward, but does he stop?? nah. he likes seeing u all flustered, scrunching up your nose in disgust and facepalming yourself out of embarrassment. riki thinks it's adorable and it never fails to make him smile, so why would he stop?
"hey y/n knock knock!!" "who's there?" "when where" "...when where who??" "tomorrow, at the arcade, me & you" "EW STOP NO THAT WAS THE WORST ONE SO FAR. i decline your offer. A for effort tho 🤒"
he isn't huge on PDA because he's still a bit awkward with it, but he has his moments.
if you're going out and stumble upon a pretty crowded place, he intertwines your fingers, palms clasped together and carefully leads you out of the sea of people
bcuz he's literally a walking bean pole and can see above almost everyone's heads 😬😬
as i've mentioned before, he's quite shy with PDA but... but once he finds an opportunity he takes it.
so you're pleasantly surprised when riki doesn't let go of your hand even after he led you out of the crowd,
in fact, he tightens his grip on it and glances towards you to make sure you don't feel uncomfortable with him showing such affection so suddenly in public.
bcuz he's a respectful boy 😡😡😡😡
but that's as far as he goes, especially around strangers.
when it comes to his members though, he's a bit more confident and gets a bit clingier.
he would never dare to kiss you around others, but he definitely shows affection in his own way
like leaning his head on your shoulder, ruffling your hair, putting his leg over yours when you're sitting on the couch, inching closer and closer to you when you watch horror movies until you're basically clinging to his side.
it's all in the small things yk??
a sucker for compliments.
HE WANTS YOU TO PRAISE HIM AND TELL HIM HE'S AMAZING AT WELL... BASICALLY EVERYTHING.
bcuz he is 😐😐
the boys aren't even surprised when they see you sitting on a pillow on the floor, looking up at them with a huge grin and sending them a little wave when they enter the practice room.
and they're even less surprised when they see riki sitting right there next to you, with a blush spread across his cheeks and a boxy smile on his face because you praised the living hell out of his dancing skills a few seconds prior.
also likes it when you can't finish a certain level in a video game or something, so he can be your knight in shining armor and help u !!
bcuz he's a big boy and likes to do big boy stuff for his s/o 😡😡
expects u to go: "OMG RIKI URE SO COOL??!!!1!21!!??!3 I COULD'VE NEVER DONE THIS WITHOUT YOUR HELP" but is thoroughly amused when you tell him you could've done it yourself with a scoff but you're still grateful for his 'hard work'
just be sarcastic, bark back and tease him while also being mature, soft and loving when needed to and he's at your mercy 🙏🙏
omfg this is so long ok im gonna cut it here and do a part 2 or smth if i feel like it 😐‼️
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no one interprets madeleine right :/ he's not a buffoon with a heart of gold. he's an ASSHOLE with serious daddy issues. and he's not really... an idiot. i think he's really in tune with other people's emotions and what they're thinking and most importantly, how they're perceiving him. he knows how to manipulate people into thinking he's this wonderful, shining star. like he was clearly well loved in his home republic, but if you look at how he interacts with people one on one he's !? a jerk?!
like, if you read the bond story between him and knight, he's literally looking down on knight and being a condescending bitch, because knight's armor is dirtier and less decorative than his. (because knight actually does shit. instead of just standing around looking pretty.) and he decides that he's more important than knight because he's self-absorbed and incredibly selfish! and he made knight feel pretty self-conscious and inadequate on top of everything else, something that he was probably quite aware of.
like y'all... have fallen for the same shit he pulls on everyone in-game akfbdknffm he's putting on a show! he's the main character of not only his own life, but everyone else's lives, too. and he doesn't like sharing the spotlight. fucking christ he asked angel to follow him around so he would have his OWN literal spotlight
he doesn't do the things he does out of a sense of duty or obligation, or even loyalty to the republic. he doesn't do these things because he loves people and wants to do everything he can to protect them and the land. he's not like knight. he's not a selfless, kindhearted natural hero. he does this shit solely for attention, adoration, and praise. he just wants his ego stroked.
character misinterpretations happen all the time (especially in this fandom good lordddd) but this one in particular ticks me off. because of the way y'all treat espresso as a result 😕
see, you all act like it's so unreasonable for espresso to dislike maddie. but look at the kind of person maddie is - he REALLY is. a selfish, narcissistic asshole who belittles others in an attempt to gloss over his own insecurities. is it really that unreasonable akfjfbdkg? espresso is one of the few people who sees through maddie's bullshit and doesn't put up with it.
straight up, madeleine is the ONLY person espresso dislikes! and for good fucking reason! you all act like espresso is sooo unfriendly and rude but he's not? i'm sorry but espresso disliking madeleine doesn't mean he dislikes everyone skfkdbgkfng espresso has a really calm, approachable demeanor. unless you're madeleine. they joke around with and gently tease people who are not madeleine, most notably latte. they're serious and work-focused but not a jerk. he's proud of his accomplishments but who wouldn't be?! he created a whole new form of magic alongside latte. that's Something. snow sugar was totally comfortable going up and talking to them and snow sugar is such a shy little baby. and espresso was really nice to them!! the Asshole title goes to madeleine. but y'all love to demonize a black character 😒
i like maddie. i think he's an interesting character. because he's the farthest thing from a perfect angel who can do no wrong. he's not your naïve clueless himbo that espresso is mean to for no reason :(. he knows what he's doing! he knows the effect he has on people and he plays it up to his advantage every chance he can get. THIS is the madeleine i find interesting. THIS is the madeleine with an actual personality instead of "silly puppy man 🥺"
sorry if you don't like it but don't go projecting all his bad traits onto espresso because they call him out on his shit -_- it says a lot that y'all are so desperate to interpret the black character as "bad" and the white one as "good" that you completely ignore what's actually going on in canon. when for once, it's literally the opposite. we got the opposite FOR ONCE but you all just continue to perpetuate it based on your own racist expectations
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monday | new message from: y/n
y/n: hiiiii i missed you so much!!!!
y/n: do u wanna hear about my day?!?!!
sukuna: Don't care really
y/n: today was so BORING. so we had to cut the flowers because one of the seniors was allergic to them and it was such a hassle because there were too many! i mean come on bruh its all over the FIELD for a REASON!!!! T^T i really wish i was able to be there with u to finish up the homework
sukuna: Don't really need you to help me with anything
y/n: HAHA i know u enjoy my presence don't deny it kuna!!!
sukuna: Please don't call me that. I don't like you more than an acquaintance
y/n: ur not scaring me away!!!
y/n: i have to go back to work my break is ending, bye bye kuna!!!
Sukuna has read your message
tuesday | new message from: y/n
y/n: good morning!!! my birthday is soon i'm very excited!!!!
sukuna: Every birthday just shows we're getting closer to death
y/n: what r u planning on getting me? 😁😁🤞
sukuna: I know nothing about you except for where you work. Why would I get you anything
y/n: that will change TODAY because guess what??? im packing extra food today for lunch and someones gonna have to help me finish it *cough*
sukuna: If that's your way of asking me to eat lunch with you no thanks, idiotic girl
sukuna: I'd rather die of starvation than eat yours or your parents cooking
y/n: okay u can insult me all u want but i'm not allowing u to disrespect my parent
y/n: u can be such an ass sometimes
sukuna: Don't care
Y/n has read your message
thursday | new message from: y/n
y/n: sir.... i have done some thinking... and i think i would like to formally apologize AND i would also like to let u know that i accept ur apology
sukuna: You're always saying some bullshit
sukuna: I have not once apologized to you ever nor have I talked to you in the last 24 hours
sukuna: Also literally what are you saying sorry for
y/n: our argument we had on tuesday when u insulted my food 💔💔 don't tell me u forgot bestie
sukuna: How was that even an argument lol
y/n: IT WAS BC I SAID IT WAS
y/n: ok also out of curiosity and boredom....
y/n: whats ur zodiac sign??
sukuna: I'm not answering that
y/n: well... can i at least know when is ur bday??
sukuna: I genuinely can't tell you that lol
y/n: FINE THEN!!!
y/n: ill tell u mines tho
y/n: its _________
sukuna: Don't care
y/n: the next time i see u im going to force u to tell me all of ur deepest darkest secrets *aka apparently ur BIRTHDAY out of all things jfc 😒* and u will have no choicd
y/n: WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO GRAMMAR POLICE
sukuna: Dumb girl
y/n: GOODBYE KUNA!!! my boss is staring at me omg im gonna get fired im supposed to be watching the old ladies
Sukuna has read your message
friday | new message from: y/n
y/n: woah kuna!!!!! i had no idea u had a gf
sukuna: What are you even talking about
y/n: omggg don't lie i saw u eating lunch with that girl!!! shes so pretty
y/n: u looked so in love feeding her HAHAHHA
sukuna: She's a friend
sukuna: Not really
y/n: oh ! idk i kinda see it haha
y/n: whats her name?!?!
y/n: it kinda matches like urs, aw! u should totes hook up :D
sukuna: What's my relationship status to you? Mind your business
y/n: ur right. sorry!
y/n: text ya later!
Sukuna has read your messages
Y/n has notifications silenced
monday | new message from: sukuna
sukuna: Hey dumbass, homework is due and you aren't even in class yet. Hurry up
y/n: i feel sick today. its ok. i'll email it to teacher when i feel better
Y/n has notifications silenced
wednesday | new message from: sukuna
sukuna: Still sick?
y/n: yea why
sukuna: Because I'm irritated that I had to finish up the homework without you. It's a team led project for a reason
y/n: srry my health comes first lol??
y/n: i'll help with the next assignment when i feel better
sukuna: No need. Suki asked me to team up with her
Y/n has read your message
friday | new message from: sukuna
sukuna: Happy birthday
y/n: thank u sukuna
sukuna: You're welcome
Y/n has read your message
saturday | new message from: y/n
y/n: yoyre so annoyig i hatr yoy so much
y/n: hsshddss godd i cant nelive i felt likr thay
y/n: ur sctually so irritatig it makrz me so mad
sukuna: Can you not fucking blow up my phone at three in the morning?
sukuna: Why are you texting like a dumbass?
y/n: i cab texg peopld howveer i want you rude pinky bitch
y/n: u thibk ur soooo cooll becausr u have tattoos all over ur stupid face and arms ohh woweeee
sukuna: Are you drunk
y/n: shuf up dumb bitch
y/n: i hate you
sukuna: Where are you
y/n: I'nmm not telling u!!! why wdo u care?? shoukdbf u be checkimg up on your gf
sukuna: You're such a child. She's not my girlfriend and if that's what you're mad over then I don't understand why you are and why it bothers you so much stupid girl
y/n: haaa i gurss he didbt get thd hint
y/n: i thoughy i was being obvious abotu how i felt about uou
y/n: i'm gobna go have fun, byr
sukuna: Can you send me your location or something fucking hell
y/n: no!!!!! Neverrrrr!!!!!
sukuna: You're at Nobara's party aren't you
y/n: shooooo ur such a bug hejejeheer
sukuna: I'm texting her
sukuna: And if your ass isn't outside waiting for me to grab you I swear to God I'll fucking drag you out of that party myself if I have to
sukuna: So damn foolish.
Y/n has read your message
sunday | new message from: sukuna
sukuna: I put your keys by your desk. If you're wondering how you're even back at home I drove you back. Idk what you were thinking but I don't have any type of romantic feelings for that girl, I only fed her because she wanted to try the food I was eating. I do apologize for neglecting how you felt about me. I only ever did it because I felt the same. It feels so stupid liking someone, let alone you. I don't like how it feels. I'm too used to being alone that I didn't want to let you get to my head. I understand if you want to distance yourself from me. But please, for the love of God, be careful when you drink. I hate seeing you cry. You look so stupid and dumb when you whine. I don't like it. I don't wanna be the reason you make those ugly faces. It'll fuck with my head. I've been meaning to give you the gift I got you for your birthday so I left it on your table. I hope you feel better, dumb girl.
authors note: the gift sukuna got her was a necklace that had his birth stone (zodiac stone) as the charm, while he got himself a matching one with her own birth stone. both necklaces had came out to be around almost three thousand dollars given that he made sure the chains were real. he made sure to remember every little thing she told him, including her zodiac
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I know your nanami x chubby reader headcanons are kind of old but they are literally my favourites, and I'm sorry if I'm pissing you off with this
I remember Nanami wanted us to sit on her face but we were insecure because of the weight
NOW IMAGINE NANAMI GIVING "" SUBTLE "" SIGNS THAT HE CAN HOLD US ON
Just picking you up randomly or doing push-ups with you on your back, carrying ALL the groceries at once (boy would lift a car☠) and there would come a time when we would just say "ok I get it I'll sit on your face 🙄"
Also, english is not my first language so I'm sorry if you can't understand something
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESYESYES NANAMI X CHUBBY READER FOR THE WINNNNN
YOU COULD NEVER PISS ME OFF BY ASKING FOR MORE CHUBBY READER CONTENT, I LOVE THAT SHIT SO MUCH!!!!!
Also don't worry bby, your English is wonderful, I understood everything just fine. You're doing a great job 🥰
CW: chubby fem reader, smut, oral (female receiving), slight insecurities but not much
OKOK SO SKSKSK
We all know Nanami is strong
Mans is like a goddamn beast when he fights curses
He definitely has to workout and train to keep up his physique so he can keep people safe yk??
Basically he's super strong, and you know this
But let's be honest: even the most confident of people can get a little nervous at times
You love your body, really you do!! You wouldn't change yourself for anybody bc you're perfect the way you are!
But the thought of putting your full weight on someone's face is terrifying sksksk
Like you don't care how strong the person is, your pussy is just so extravagant that you're worried your poor boyfriend will suffocate and that's the LAST thing you want
So every time he hints at it or flat-out asks you to sit on his face, you sway the conversation to something else or convince him to just eat you out while you lay down in bed
He's asked you why you won't do it before, and you've always explained that you're worried that you'll hurt him on accident and you're just not comfortable with it
He loves you and just wants to make you happy, so he backs off a bit
BUTTTTTTTTTT that doesn't mean he won't try to sway your thinking
Oh, you think you're too heavy? Don't worry darling, he's one of the strongest jujutsu sorcerers in the world, there's very little that he can't handle
And he shows off this strength whenever he can
Like you said, he'll have you help him with his workouts and insist on carrying the twenty or so bags
BUT IT WOULDN'T STOP THERE NUH-UH NO MA'AM
He begins a habit of picking you up and moving you when you're in the way
Like if he needs something from a cabinet and you're standing in front of it, he won't ask you to move anymore, he'll just pick you up and move you to the side or sit you down on the counter so he can get to the cabinet
It was kinda cute and funny at first but it's been like two weeks and it's super annoying at this point
You know why he's doing this, but you don't want to give in
He's so goddamn stubborn and childish when it comes to these issues, always being so petty and trying to prove his point through his actions when his words don't work
The straw that breaks the camel's back is when you ask him to get you something from a tall shelf and, instead of just grabbing said item like a normal human being, he picks you up and basically holds you up on one shoulder
Alright, that's it, this is getting ridiculous at this point
"Fine. I'll sit on your face 🙄😒"
When I tell you this man is so fucking ecstatic—
No he literally picks you up and carries you off to the bedroom like he can't wait he needs you NOW
And when you get undressed? And crawl over him? And finally sit that pretty pussy on his face? It's heaven, sheer heaven, literally nothing can compare
He's gonna make you cum at least 3 times before he even THINKS about fucking you
Be prepared to sit on his face at least once a week bc he INSISTS on you doing that sksksk
At the end of the day, he's very happy that he got his way :)
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🦊Being Inarizaki's Manager🦊
Inarizaki x Female Manager
Warnings: unwanted touching (but reader kicks butt 💅) this is the only one of the series with any warnings
AN: this is the 4th installment of the Team Manager series 🙌🏻 Next week, Fukurodani 🦉
Queue Season 4's Seijoh
Yep I'm saying it
Atsumu is season 4's Oikawa
With worse hair
But we still love him none the less 🥰
Much like Seijoh, Inarizaki didn't have a manager dude to Atsumu and Osamu reasons...
Poor Kita and Aran are just tired
Queue Miss YN 🙌🏻
Later dubbed the savior of Inarizaki by Suna
Let's get into how you got caught up in this
You transferred to Inarizaki your second year (your parents moved, idk how you ended up here)
You somehow ended up in class with Ginjima
Instantly, he took a liking to you
I mean, girl you're gorgeous 💅🥺
You were completely unbothered by the Miya Twins
Heck you didn't even know who they were!
Girls would talk and giggle about how cute they were while you sat there watching Tik Toks
Literally RAN 🏃♂️ to Kita
Kita was very skeptical
They had been through this before
However upon his first meeting with you, his mind was instantly changed
You had been walking through the hallway, the boys volleyball team all gathered around for some reason
Atsumu and Osamu got in a fight
Some unknown reason, not important
You are walking down the hallway, when the boys fall in front of your fighting on the ground
You simply look that them and scuff
"🙄😒 grow up"
You step over them, not walk around, YN STEPS OVER THEM
Suna and Ginjima bust out laughing
Akagi, Omimi, and Aran just stare at you
Kita thinks they just found their new team manager
Ginjima escorts you to the gym after class for your managerial trial
Boy are you in for it
Atsumu puts you through the ringer!
Mans teases you and says off the wall comments all practice
Literally will not lay off!
Refuses to take a water bottle from you, purposely makes you run after the ball, doesn't hold the door open for you
Literally he's being a petty bby
Kita is MAD 😠
Aran is trying to save what little chances they have of finally having a manager
Osamu is actually nice to you and simply tells you to ignore his brother
You could really care less
The unbothered energy you display YN 💅
You continue about your tasks, a certain someone not making it easy on you
That is, until you praise everyone but Atsumu
Omimi blocks a spike 👉🏻 praise 🥰
Kita digs a ball 👉🏻 you jump up and down
Akagi keeps a ball in play after a hard spike 👉🏻 you scream his name
Riseki hits any spike 👉🏻 the whole school could hear your shouts of encouragement
Atsumu sends a perfect set leading to an amazing spike 👉🏻 🦗🦗🦗 😶😶
Suna has the whole thing record, you can go back and watch it
This goes on for several practices
Atsumu is getting needy
Mans feeds off praise and YN is the keeper of all the praise
Finally, after an almost flawless practice match, Atsumu blows
"What the heck YN? That toss was perfection! Are ya blind?"
You simply stare at him 😐
Then walk away
Oof YN 😬
Osamu and Suna can not 🤚🏻
Someone rejected Atsumu, quick someone get a camera
Just kidding Suna's on it
The next practice, Atsumu messed up almost all of his sets
This never happens
You simply roll you eyes 🙄
Walking up to Atsumu, you pat his head and walk away
Instantly the mans perks up
Bad sets? What bad sets? We don't know them 💅
From then on, Atsumu and you developed a sort of truce
Not full fledged besties but a tolerable friendship
Finally the day of the big practice match between Inarizaki and another local team arrives
The team doesn't have a manager so coach asks of you'll help them
Of course you oblidge, helping out where you can
You took your job seriously 😤
You filled water bottles, took notes and helped set up
The other boys 😗
I mean, you were very attractive and very capable
Suddenly more balls would roll in your direction, water bottles emptied faster, they needed help with tosses
Of course you helped, you were sweet and kind to the visiting team 🥰
Inarizaki however 👀
Kita tried to keep you away from the team by having you help run errands
It didn't last
The captain of the rival team seemed to need your attention more
Akagi and Riseki bounded over to you in the sweetest way, grabbing your attention anyway they could
Atsumu, Suna, Ginjima and Osamu just glared
The entire warm up 🤦♀️
Of course, you were unbothered
The boys were protective of you but you could handle yourself just fine
Miss Manager is a force
So when the teams captain "accidently" touched your behind while you were filling water bottles
You raged and screamed
The boys 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Kita and the whole gang pull up
There you stand, beating the captain over the head with a full water bottle
"HOW *SMACK* DARE *SMACK* YOU *SMACK*"
Aran and Omimi run to contain you
It took both of them to hold you back 🤚🏻
Atsumu and Osamu are angry boys
They are ready to attack
Kita stops them
The other teams captain is curled up and crying in the corner already
"Serves you right you pervert" you scream
Kita is so proud 🥺
The boys help you back to the gym
They gush over you for the rest of the practice match
All spikes are aimed at the captain
The boys win all the practice matches
After the games, they all treat you to a snack and walk you home
Even through they drive you insane, you adore you fox bbys 😘
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hi this is not moth at all bbbbut could we possibly have some body positivity in headcanon ffffforms you can do any ffandom you wwant however you want *explodes*
B-B-B-Body Positivity - Genshin September Event!
Genshin September Masterlist
Pairing: Platonic!Paimon x Reader, Amber x Reader, Lisa x Reader, Kaeya x Reader
Genre: fluff, comfort
a/n: that I can do, hon. Every one of us deserves to feel good about our skin, size, shape, gender, ethnicity and ourselves in general! By the way, these pictures were ones I took whilst playing the game.
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒏 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Paimon does not understand why you feel bad about the way you look.
Like, not at all.
However, Paimon has sworn to be your travelling buddy as well as your best friend, so she'll be there when you doubt yourself, or the way you look.
To make you feel better, she'll stop you on adventures and compare you to different things.
Like, an iron chunk, or a lotus head.
Let me explain.
Paimon: Hey, look at that! A lotus head!
Traveller: Oh, those are quite rare, I wonder if I could make some Jade Parcels with them.
Paimon: You're quite rare, Traveller. Someone like you is very hard to find, and, if you find someone rare, you must do something memorable with them!
Traveller: Aw, thanks Paimon. You're very sweet, thanks for making me feel a bit better.
Paimon: No problemo!
Traveller: Are you... ARE YOU SAYING YOU'D TURN ME INTO JADE PARCELS?!
Paimon: WELL- WELL PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD!
♡´･ᴗ･`♡ 𝑨𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
Amber is such a sweetheart, I swear.
When she sees you looking at yourself in the mirror, she gets all sad.
The gliding champion of Mondstadt will not tolerate her lover being self-conscious 😤.
She'll put her head in the crook of your neck, and wrap her arms around your waist.
She thinks you are perfect, just the way you are, but won't object to the idea of you changing yourself.
Amber just wants you to be happy 😊
After all, would she be dating you if she didn't?
( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ 𝑳𝒊𝒔𝒂 ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
I love Lisa!
Oh shoot it's No Simp September-
Lisa hates when you condemn yourself.
She loves you a whole lot, and finds your visits to the library very enjoyable.
She definitely scolds you when she catches you throwing yourself a pity party in the corner of the restricted section.
Makes you a cup of tea when you don't feel so great.
I also headcanon Lisa as a person who likes reading books to you, and has the voice for it, so she will read poems about self-love and motivation.
Seeing as she is a scholar from one of the most prestigious schools, Lisa is one for using her words.
Basically, she compliments you with big words and clever phrases 😉
Miss Librarian will whisper riddles I your ear when she passes, and then when you visit her you need to guess what she said.
Spoiler: they're usually about you being perfect even if you don't think so <3
(ง'̀-'́)ง 𝑲𝒂𝒆𝒚𝒂 (ง'̀-'́)ง
This sarcastic bastard 😒🙄😐😤
I won't believe you for a second if he isn't the cause of your distress.
Anyways, he is surprisingly good at comforting people. 😌
He practically shows you off to everyone he knows already, even more if you're a Knight of Favonius.
He likes hugging and holding you close to make you feel better.
Even in public 😐
However, whenever you don't feel like yourself, and bring yourself down, help ask just what you don't like about yourself.
You don't like the way your hair looks today?
He thinks it looks very unique.
You don't like the way your body looks in that one outfit?
He thinks you look amazing from all angles.
You can argue with him all you want but he'll find a comeback.
He'll roast, and diss everyone of your worries so hard that you'll Crack up laughing together.
Don't you both have work to do?
Didn't know you were such a slacker.
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Can you do tecchou, jouno, tachihara jealousy hcs?
a/n: absolutely !! i love writing jealousy >:) this also makes me want more tachihara requests...
warnings: some suggestive content, that's about it?? otherwise just these boys being jelly
(Tecchou, Jouno, Tachihara) Being Jealous
he strikes me as the type to not get jealous very often
what can i say? he has a lot of trust for you and knows you wouldn't purposefully do anything to hurt him
this doesn't mean it's impossible to make tecchou jealous, tho
an easy, go-to way would be to talk to jouno for an extended amount of time
hell, even if you said hi to jouno it would irk tecchou
very unlikely that he would say much about it to you directly
his body language will reveal how he's feeling instead
^becomes very tense and serious, and will hover behind you while you talk to jouno
it's kind of intimidating LMAO...jouno always makes fun of him for it later
if the conversation's taking too long, tecchou will grab your hand before pulling you away and claiming you have to "help him with something"
you'll end up "helping him" after but...it's nothing work related ;) rather him just giving you a reminder of who u belong to
tecchou won't hold anything against you if you unintentionally made him jealous since he knows that is a personal problem of his
but pls don't try to make him jealous on purpose :( even if you're jk, he'll take it seriously and it may break a bit of the trust he has for you
if someone tries to flirt with you (under the presumption that ur single) tecchou would be pretty polite in introducing himself and revealing that, unfortunately for them, you're very much taken
if they don't let up on the flirting after this, he won't hesitate to drop some subtle hints of how he'll have to use force if they don't get away from you 😳
this man lmao
tries to play it off like he's not but, it's pretty easy to make him jealous
not that surprising since he has a low tolerance meter for most everything else
becomes murderous when he sees someone flirting with you
will come up and stand next to you like “is this person bothering you, y/n? allow me to take care of it…☺️”
pretends to be all polite & formal, but his smile is threatening and there’s a hidden layer of venom in his voice
if that doesn’t scare off the person flirting with you...idk what will
it’s always evident when he’s jealous because he’ll go uncannily quiet...even his constant sarcastic comments towards tecchou will stop
turns into the 😑 emoji
talking to anyone for an “unnecessary” extended period of time makes him jealous tbh
especially if it’s tecchou
jouno tries to keep you as far away from tecchou as possible...but obviously since y’all work together it’s gonna be hard
when he catches tecchou talking to you, he’ll just walk over and shove him out of the way, taking his place instead🧍🏻♀️
if you tried to make jouno jealous on purpose…
he’d definitely be able to tell
which would only amuse him bc then he could start thinking of all different ways to punish you for it 😶
similar to jouno, tachihara gets jealous pretty easily
but unlike jouno, he doesn’t find it entertaining & instead becomes a bit insecure :(
the type + severity of his jealousy does depend on the situation
if someone else is flirting with you, he’ll become very protective
when the person first approaches to talk to you he doesn’t pay them much mind, but the second you appear even slightly uncomfortable, he’s going over to calmly inform them that they should leave 😅
and if they don’t? well, we all know that tachihara has a short fuse and won’t hesitate to use force-
this type of jealousy makes him particularly angry
(not at you tho, never at you)
^more directed towards the people who think they even stand a chance to hit on you 😒 like who do they think they are lmao
just pls never purposely go out of ur way to flirt with anyone else :( bc he’s another one who will take this seriously
tachihara will really start doubting himself & wondering if he’s truly enough for you
how dare you make him feel this way
this type of jealousy just makes him feel sad & insecure
literally pulls you aside and asks “am i not good enough??” :((
he looks like a sad puppy omg
JUST. PLEASE REASSURE HIM THAT HE’S PERFECT
& never even think about flirting with anyone else 😑 yes y/n i am threatening you
a/n: loved this reqqq, i hope u enjoyed !! i’m ever so slowly turning into a mega tachihara simp AAAA
song i listened to while writing: love taste by moe shop (been stuck in my head for the past week- help)
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GOING TO AN ESCAPE ROOM WITH ENHYPEN !
PAIRING: boyfriend!enha x gn!reader. GENRE: established relationship, fluff, crack. WARNINGS: profanity (not that much tho), mentions of death (?). WORD COUNT: 100 - 200 each member.
the two of you were so pumped playing an escape room together for the first time that the other people in line had to calm you guys down (which was trully embarrassing to say the least 🤐🤐)
he was looking at the ranking board filled with pictures of players that had succeeded in the shortest amount of time and he just wanted nothing more than to see both your faces on there
but anyways, we all know how competitive heeseung gets 🕴️
oh boy let me tell you, this guy WAS SPEEDRUNNING IT but not the kind you were thinking
the second the timer had started he was literally SPRINTING AROUND THE ROOM LOOKING FOR CLUES YET COMPLETELY MISSING THEM 🏃♂️💨💨💨
while he was busy running around, you were picking up the little details in the room and in no time managed to open a few locks
"y/n look i found– oh 😐😑😐"
HE WAS SULKING PLSSS 😭😭😭
when you noticed him standing from afar staring at you with his arms crossed, you called him to solve this one puzzle you already did
*gasps* "oh no! babe i don't understand how to do this, please help me 😔😔🤥🙏🙏"
he had to bite his lower lip to stop himself from letting out that cocky grin but it got out eventually
"oh it's so easy sweetheart, just put this here and then voila! 😉"
when the two of you escaped you suprisingly got to take a polaroid with him home after ranking 2nd in the records
heeseung was the one who held onto it tho, placing it underneath his clear phonecase for safekeeping <3
GOD THIS DUDE
THE ESCAPE ROOM WASN'T EVEN THAT SCARY AND YET EVERYTIME YOU GUYS OPEN A LOCK OR A DOOR HIS FIGHT OR FLIGHT INSTINCTS COME UP 😭😭👊👊
"y/n stay behind me >:(("
"um, babe, you do realize that's just a door right?"
"WE'LL BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY?? THE STAFF COULD'VE PROGRAMMED IT TO GROW LEGS?? 😵🧐🧐"
you knew you shouldn't have played horror games with him a few nights ago cause he looked like he was about to lose his mind 😔
you had to shove his ass aside and move on to the next mission cause the both of you knew that he was stalling 🏌️♀️
jay was being extra clingy the whole time you were playing, he'd either link arms with you or hold hands (he's literally so adorable) 💞💞
BUT THEN YOU THOUGHT OF DOING A PRANK ON HIM
while you were roaming around the room trying to solve a puzzle, you saw this horse mask on a nearby table
and so you made sure jay was distracted and put on the mask
you could've NOT worn the dusty old thing but where was the fun in that?
"jay can you come here for a sec?"
you hid behind the wall beside the door frame waiting for him to come into your sight and attacked him
now, how about we guess what happens next?
a. he faints
b. he runs away
or c. he slaps you in the face and forces you to buy him food for the rest of the night
if you guessed c then YAY! YOU'RE CORRECT 🥳🎉🎉🎊
THIS HOE SLAPS YOU AS HE SHOULD
when he finally takes off the mask like those scenes in scooby doo he's never felt so betrayed in his life
"i- I TRUSTED YOU 😭😭😭 YOU BETTER BUY ME FOOD LATER, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, THE BETRAYAL???? LITERALLY UNPROVOKED?????"
he wouldn't stop side eyeing you until you guys finally pulled up on the mcdonalds drive thru
"hi, can i get two um– bts meals please? 😒😒 and two oreo mc flurries 🙄🙄 and also large fries 😐😐"
would be trailing behind you like a little puppy (i love him so much 😭😭😭)
he either has his arm linked with yours or held hands every five minutes
really focused on the puzzles he's doing but the second he hears you call out his name for help he's there beside you with the sweetest smile
but anyways, mans was POPPING OFF the entire time you were playing
he was solving problem after problem in no time (he wanted to impress you is why he activated his inner flash ⚡⚡) but he did let you play tho, the last thing he wanted to do was make you pissed at him for hogging all the games
def buried jake with compliments and forehead kisses right after ❤️__❤️
and so the two of you got out in like an hour and a few which you were very proud of
"you were so cool today babe, good job !!"
"aww thank you angel 😊😊"
would be linking pinkies with you the whole time, only letting go whenever the both of you had to solve something that needed two or more people
there was this one game tho where he had to arm wrestle this literal hand lever to open the door to the last room (yea...don’t ask why, the staffs were pretty weird 😬😬)
it made him enjoy the experience a bit more as it was only the two of you playing instead of getting accompanied by strangers
HGAWAHSGDHSGHDA PLSS THIS GUY
“oh this’ll be easy, y/n step aside, i’ll handle this 😏😏😏”
idk if you were supposed to think about how handsome he looked with his serious expression on and his veiny hands coming into frame or be worried for him because the lever was REAL HARD to pull that his veins looked like they were going to pop any second soon, you stepped in and helped him tho cause you were a good s/o <3
from a spectators point of view, the two of you looked like y’all were about shit your pants but the two of you eventually succeeded on beating it, immediately dragging him to the next room which had a sofa in it, laying down to catch your breaths
cliché moment ahead ⚠️⚠️
the two of you shared a few laughs before standing up on the empty space, held hands and started to jump in circles to celebrate your success 💃💃
yupp, y’all were never going back to that hellhole again
very stubborn at first, he wanted nothing to do with the game but then you held him at gunpoint by saying:
"please just this once or else i'll revoke your mint choco ice cream rights 🔫🔫🔫"
"BUT IT'S SCARY IN THERE BABE :((("
"it won't be that scary sunshine, besides, i'll be ready to 🤜💥 yk?? trust me babe i would never let anyone hurt you <33"
kinda pissed since you blackmailed him into the place and also bc he wanted to play bumper cars and dance mania but he yea he caved in pretty quick 😋😋
(y/n let him play his games in peace tf >:(((( )
once you guys got in tho he realized how normal it was and that it was not terrifying at all
THE EPITOME OF CLINGY OMFG
he wouldn't stop back hugging you and you couldn't bring yourself to push him away to play the games so you just let him walk behind you with his arms on your shoulders 😩😩
(y'all were walking kinda funny but don't tell sunoo that 🤫🤫🤫)
yea the two of you ended up escaping with a whopping 2 hours and a few minutes
but it was the effort that counts so A+++++ for the both if you 😜👍👍👍
was the one who suggested going, he even searched on naver about really good escape room places to visit and was overall really looking forward it
he liked going to places and having fun with you so it wasn't a shock how his eyes were literally crescents and his dimples were so evident
yea he literally rushed the both of you to the place that you were the first in line 😵
while waiting for the staff to finish setting up he was playing with your connected hands like 🖐️✊🖐️✊ (so precious 💞💞)
"y/n why are you taking so long 😭😭 what if they close and we end up not solving a single lock, hurry up por favorrr 😩🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏"
when they finally lead you to the room he was kind of surprised that they had separated the two of you into different spaces (like the one with txt where they had the answers to the other member's puzzles yk???)
he was locked inside a telephone stand while you were handcuffed in the main room
dw the two of you reunited after a few minutes cause jungwon was rushing his lock to get to you 🤭
you both were progressing at an average pace and it made you guys a lot more closer (not that you guys weren't before but you get what i mean)
after you guys escaped the two of you went to eat curry and talked about the whole experience 😋✌️✌️✌️
this boy literally dragged you in the escape room with him
HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU TIME TO REFUSE HE JUST 😐👉🚪
"ok masterchefs, in order to test your abilities we must go through series of puzzles and make it out alive, understood?"
he tried ignoring how confused you were and went on to try and get you guys to escape
HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU FOR WHATEVER REASON AND OBV YOU LAUGH ASWELL CAUSE WHO WOULDN'T??? his laugh is so contagious pls 🤖🤖 he was so close to d wording cause he couldn't breathe from laughing too much
yea.. you guys spent so much time laughing at each other for being so dumb at this that you ended up playing 'till closing time
spoiler alert: he fails on doing anything cause the second you made eye contact with him this child collapses 😍🤩
GIRL SO EMBARRASSING 🤡🤡
THE STAFF KICKED THE BOTH OF YOU OUT AND NOW YOU GUYS WERE BANNED FROM THE PLACE ☠️☠️
"haunted house next weekend???"
NOTE – god they were WAY funnier in my head but yeah.... i love them so much AND OMFG HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN HEESEUNG’S SELCAS LAST NIGHT???!?@??#?@?!?@ HE’S NOT REAL WTF ⁉️❓❓⁉️
also, idk why BUT EVERY TIME I SAVE A DRAFT the paragraphs get scrambled?? £!?) 6=6) 🤣😂💔💔🤣🤣😂💔 it's so annoying but anyways, ilysm pls stay safe and have a great day <33
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TXT accidentally forgetting your anniversary
genre: fluff, angst, established relationship
pairing(s): txt x gn!reader
request: txt realizing they forgot your first anniversary?
so we all know he's super extra
so surely he couldn't forget your anni!! right?
he even told you he had the day off that day!!
at first, you think he was PRETENDING to forget
like trying to fool you so he could surprise you
and you were getting ready to act all surprised 😒😒
but you wake up
and no flowers, no greeting, he isn't even THERE
you look in the living room and he's just there on his phone O_O
"oh yeah hey"
he doesn't even look at you
you think he's trying to pull the surprise a little longer
but now it's like six pm
so you go up to him all 🥺🥺
"did you really forget..? 🥺🥺 "
and he's confused
"your birthday isn't until- OH MY GOD IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY"
"yeah thanks for noticing"
he immediately hugs you really tightly
"I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU ANYTHING-"
buys you a really fancy dinner and cuddles you 🤧🤧
you're a little upset but he really does make it up to you!!
rest of members under the cut !
i feel like he isn't really one to do over the top dates
so you didn't expect TOO much
but at least like a card or a kiss or something 😧😧
he had work that day
which first of all :/ but what can he do about it 🤷♀️🤷♀️
and when he got home
he just greeted you normally
"hey y/n, i'm home!"
and then went to take a shower and go upstairs
after he's out of the shower you're siting there like 😶😶
and he's like "is everything okay...?"
"binnie, what day is it?"
"uhh if i remember correctly its- OH NO TODAY IS-"
he just looks at you super super guilty
"i'm really really sorry i forgot. forgive me?"
you're a little 😔 but you know he's been really stressed recently
"you better not forget again, or else i'll be really mad!!"
gives u tons of hugs and kisses and love 🤧
he's a little forgetful sometimes...
you really didn't think he would forget your anniversary !!
but alas, once more, you wake up alone
you were a little bit O_O but kinda brushed it off bc 🤷♀️
you kinda gave him little hints all day
because you really REALLY wanted him to remember on his own
"did we have any plans for today?"
"none that i remember"
"today is such a wonderful day, isn't it?"
"it's raining outside"
eventually you give up 😔
and now ur a little sad
and he notices but he doesn't really wanna bother you
so he waits until the next DAY
he sees a post from yesterday on his phone
and is like "that date seems familiar 🤔🤔"
literally cannot remember
so he goes through his calendar
literally face 😶->😨
"Y/N YESTERDAY WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU"
he had to agree to do anything you want for the next WEEK so you would forgive him O_O
i feel like he isn't too forgetful
so you didn't expect him to forget
he always prides himself on his good memory too 😒
so the day before
you strolled in like "so what's the plan for tomorrow~"
"what's tomorrow? i have work"
you just nod and walk away
he's probs pranking you right?? right???
but alas, he actually goes to work O_O
he spends the WHOLE day away from you and doesn't even text you 😔
and you literally rant to beomgyu over the phone bc ur so sad
and taehyun JUST SO HAPPENS to be passing by
and you're so loud he hears it 😭😭
he literally PANICS
RUNS out of the building and rushes home with flowers in his hands
"taehyun aren't you supposed to be at work wtf-"
"I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT"
"you never forget things tho..."
"I KNOW I'M SORRY I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE"
"let me make it up to you?"
takes you out for a city date and buys you a fancy dinner and just showers you with affection nonstop 😭😭
i feel like he's another forgetful one??
idk gives me that vibe 🤔🤔
honestly, you expected him to forget ://
like you didn't EXPECT EXPECT it
but you aren't that surprised
but you're tired of spelling things out for him!!
so you leave little hints
"we've been dating for a while now, haven't we?"
"today is so nice"
"KAI KAMAL HUENING IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY"
yeah, you snap
he's a little dense 😭😭
and then your words register
ur just there like 😐😐
"ACTUALLY?? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME"
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST KNOW"
"AHHHH I'M SORRY"
i feel like he gets all apologetic 🥺🥺
like he feels really really bad for forgetting
and gives u a bunch of kisses and cuddles and just apologizes for the next WEEK 🤧🤧
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Hey, I hope you're doing well 😁
Can I please request some Bakugou and Shoji (not sure if you write for him), comforting you before and after a big test😭📝
I have an oral exam in 2 hours for pathology (I'm a vet student) and it feels like my nerves are eating me up from the inside out...
Drabble, sfw/NSFW, whatever comes to mind, I love the way you write 🙏
Hey hun! OMG I've never written for either of them. And Bakugou is my favourite character from MHA, I hope this is OK! Ihate oral exams too and end up looking like a stuttering tomato 🍅😒
"Why the hell are you hiding in the closet, woman?"
Exam nerves weren't the best, having an oral exam was even worse. You were fine talking to people, your classmates and professors, but having all attention on you for period of time... no thanks. You had decided to sit down in here to ease your nerves, away from your desk and your notes, away from your phone and anything school related.
Something in your tone must have given it away, his frown eased out, huffing a small breath before sitting down next to you. You felt his arm wrap around you, tugging you close until you were half in his lap, there was not way his large frame was comfortable sitting like this.
"Dunno why you're freaking out over your exams, dumbass. You'll kick their asses... if you don't, I'll happily come down and blow 'em to bits."
You couldn't help a snort of laughter, imagining Pro Hero Dynamight coming into your exam hall and scaring everyone. Shaking your head, you wrapped an arm around his torso and leaned up to kiss his cheeks. You felt him huff again, the motion making you vibrate as he told you not to worry about it, there was no way his girlfriend was failing an exam, he wouldn't allow it.
"Are we getting out this damned closet anytime soon or what?"
You dropped your bag on the floor, exhausted and drained after talking for so long. The image of Bakugou coming in raging about them being extra and dumbasses was enough to calm your nerves so you could present without going into a full blown panic. Walking into the living room, you saw your boyfriend sat on the sofa cleaning his gauntlets ready for his patrol tomorrow morning. You smiled, there was small soot streaks on his face and his hair was pinned back in one of your cute headbands, torso bare as he sat wearing just some loose jogging bottoms.
"I think it went OK."
He huffed, shaking his head. "Course it did. Ya got nothing to worry about, princess. If they can't see how awesome you are then they're fucking blind, tch."
Sitting down next to him, you leaned your head on his shoulders watching his fingers move across the metal, cleaning and wiping the crevices before setting them down. Red eyes met yours, the same hands wiping the soot on your face with a grin before jumping up and letting you flop sideways onto the sofa with a yelp.
"Last one to the shower has to make dinner."
"What's wrong, love?"
You shook your head, face buried in your arms as you sat at your desk going over your notes for the umpteenth time today. Nothing was going in, you were panicking and your exam was in a few hours. An arm rested on your head, massaging your nape gently as another pair lifted you up into your boyfriends arms. Clinging on like a monkey, you let him walk around the bedroom until he sat on the bed with you on his lap, you felt him lean back until you were both lying on the bed.
"It hurts me seeing you like this, love. What's wrong?"
Taking a deep breath, you peered up at your boyfriends worried expression. His usually slicked hair laying flat and unstyled, mask usually worn absent now that he was at home and having a day off work.
"I have an exam and I've forgotten everything."
A kiss on your head as he made you lie down again, one set of arms resting on your lower back as his dominant pair rubbed your neck and head in small soothing strokes. You felt his chest rise and fall with each breath, your eyes hands loosely grasping his shoulders.
"You've been studying so hard, there is no way you've forgotten. Take a break for a bit, let me give you a massage and then I'll help you review some quick things."
"I have every confidence in you, ok? There's no way my gorgeous girl has forgotten. You're brilliant and smart, you'll be great."
Leaving the exam hall, you grabbed your bags from your locker before leaving the building, replaying the various answers in your head as you walked past a big crowd. Looking up confused when your boyfriends head popped up waving at you, you watched as he bowed to his adoring fans and signed a last minute autograph before walking over to you and grasping your hands in his. His other hand taking your bag and hanging it over his own shoulder, ever the gentleman.
"Mez, what are you doing here?"
"I thought we'd go to that food place you like around here." He paused, looking at your expression. "If you want, I mean if you're tired we can go home and-"
Leaning up to kiss his cheek, smiling at the small blush working it's way way his chest you held his hand tighter before walking into the direction of the restaurant. The earlier worries dissipating with each step, as you both walked. Your mind and ears filled Shoji telling you about the cute kids who had made stuff for him intertwined with his reassurance that everything was going to be perfectly OK.
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Grocery store trip
Tsukishima Kei x reader, Oikawa Tooru x reader
I believe that Tsukki's love language is quality time, so he will be more likely to go with you if you ask.
If you don't ask and he feel like going, he would just be like "K let's go"
But you wouldn't mind because why would you?
He would be quiet, probably on his phone while walking. Only talks when asked something. Y'know like a mature person.
You would most likely ask him to get you something from a higher shelf, that you can't reach, and he will for sure give you his shit-eating smirk, he doesn't have to make a comment, you just know he is making fun of you 🙃
Will reach for the thing while looking and grinning at you, and I know I would've stabbed him with a shampoo bottle somehow 😒
If he spots someone he knows he will try his damn best to pretend like he is not seeing them, he would just stare at the products on the shelf and pray they don't notice him. But the boy is 190 cm tall, so it's impossible not to see him, and then it's up to the person to come to him or move on. "Not so cool being tall now is it 😈" "shut up "
In the end it's a good way to spend time with him and do some house chores. Two birds with one stone. I mean he is a little tall shit, but you love him.
(I was gonna say your piece of shit and decided not to 😭😂)
He wants to go, will wait for you to ask him to go, will drop hints left and right that he wants to go, when you ask him to go, he will say no 🤡
Another piece of shit.
When you look at him like 😑, he will roll his eyes and be like "OK I'll come with you" like he is doing that for you not because he wants to.
Will walk around with his hands in his pocket like he is THE One The Only PoS (piece of shit). Will be looking at products' description if you do, if you don't, he will pretend to do so because he thinks that makes him look smart and responsible. It doesn't.
Definitely gonna try do the thing where he stands behind you and put his hands on yours on the handle and push? Yeah it's hard, it's suffocating and one of you or both had mostly tripped and fell.
Will put stuff in the trolley/ basket/ cart that he wants and be like "we NEED them". He doesn't, he wouldn't even remember them after you leave the shop.
If you ask him to bring you something from another aisle, he will sigh and be like "what would you ever do without me?" "A little late."
He will go and not come back, when you go looking for him? He is surrounded by fangirls and fanboys and plenty of people. You will have to get him out one way or the other, aaaaand bring the thing you needed.
"Shut up" "I didn't say anything" "I know what you're thinking" "do you really?" "Hmph" "... what would you ever do without me" "I hate you"
When he someone he knows, he will react differently depending on the person, like if he saw someone he like, he will say hi, and talk to them, if the person wasn't that important, he would ignore them and go on.( unless it's Kageyama, then he would start his usual 'No BaKA, BAka' thing, which reminds you why you didn't want to take him with you.
Well, at least he carries the bags, if not willing then forced.
This is basically the first time I have written a hc, so I apologise if it's not perfect.
I know I haven't written anything, in like… a year? Maybe less? But anyway I still have a while to be free enough to actually sit and write something. So I hope this can be a good I'll be back thingie.
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THOUGHT EXPERIMENT 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
Let's talk about the cake! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
I have seen a debate happening on my tl - couple posts disbelieving JK or saying that he's joking. Or that JM already told the truth about the staff getting it. But it's also possible to disbelieve JM too. Let's dive in! 🤿
JM said the staff prepared it.
JK said he prepared it.
1) Is it possible one of them is lying?
2) Is it possible both of them are telling the truth?
3) Is it possible both are lying? (Me: 😑Stob it)
1) Yes - so is it JM or JK?
JM could have lied to hide the truth that JK prepared the cake because it said YOU'RE MY PARK FILTER - it's very possessive sounding and implies an exclusive type of relationship. Well...what would an exclusive relationship be? Best friends? No...JM has Tae and Sungwoon as well as other friends that even flew to London for their concert and hung out with JK and JM. Is it bandmates? No... because there are 5 others besides those two. Is it brothers? No...they each have a brother. Is it mother or father or son or daughter? No...don't be a 🤡. 😑 Is it boyfriends? 💡An exclusive relationship that JK can write "YOU'RE MY..." about...🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️ That sounds correct. JK could also have made all the specifications when he requested staff go and get the cake. JM turning around could have been him kinda letting JK know he spilled the 🍵🍵🍵 JM had been trying to hide.
JM could also have lied unknowingly. He could have assumed that the staff prepared it. We don't know if the staff had the cake waiting in the studio for him or gave it to him just before he went in. We also don't know what he thought of the "YOU'RE MY PARK FILTER" when he first saw it. Whether he would have questioned if it was requested by the staff of the bakery or someone else. I would think that if staff had requested it, it would have said "YOU'RE OUR PARK FILTER" to imply it came from multiple staff as appreciation/love or from an ARMY perspective. 🤔 But that's just me and my brain. 😅 In this case JM turning around and saying he said it was the staff would be because he was being apologetic about his incorrect assumption earlier.
He acknowledged the discrepancy which may mean his memory is outstanding or this was a particular detail he made sure to memorize. He didn't simply state the staff got the cake in a passing moment or offhand manner.
Now for JK.
JK's possible reasons for saying he prepared the cake IF he was lying: (note, if this is truly where your head is at...I'm side-eyeing you. HARD 😒😒😒😒)
He wanted attention. 🤡 NO! This doesn't even match with his personality. 🙃 Have you watch OC?
He could have been confused. But he didn't sound confused. 🤔 How many cakes is he buying for JM in a week if he's confused about which cakes he's prepared for JM? This option is unlikely.
He was joking. But why would it have been a joke and why didn't Hobi or JM act like it was a joke?
(SHOUT OUT) he did it because of the script
💡💡💡So in this scenario it seems less likely that JK is lying and that JM might have a valid reason to hide/protect what is really the backstory of the cake or he didn't have all the information.
Which brings us to...
2) They are both telling the truth.
JM said it was the staff probably because he got the cake from them in some manner or they didn't tell him who prepared it so he made an assumption. Making assumptions is what humans do. One of our many adapted survival techniques. And JK could have just been giving JM updated information. He either got the cake or made sure staff prepared it to his specifications. JM turning to JK was not him turning around to correct JK, but to apologize for his earlier incorrect assumption.
Couple things I'll reiterate: why wasn't JM more suspicious about the "YOU'RE MY" part? It seems very personal and exclusive to be coming from staff.
The writing is different on all the cakes isn't it? Lol.
It should be abundantly clear at this point that some things are indisputable about the cake:
JK HAD THE CAKE ARRANGED, SOME WAY SOME HOW, AND THAT IT HAD THE WORDS YOU'RE MY PARK FILTER ON IT.
Side note: 🎂 comparison (I really re-watched these and omg...JK making a whole song for us...I just re-lived all those feelings of awe and devotion to that man! And the fascination with how they make music...I just...*swoon*)
JK's could be viewed as a little impersonal as there's no indication who it is from, but the message is still lovely. There's no exclusivity either. He didn't prepare it because he didn't even know what flavor it was. He didn't mention anything else about it - where it was from, who it was from, etc. And we know Hobi cobbled together the ice cream cake slices for him.
RM's is more personal, but there's no exclusivity to it. Also a lovely sentiment. (All he did was say thank you for the cake, nothing about from whom or where.)
JM's is personal and exclusive - you're my
And...the more I think about it (just my intuition y'all).... because it was personal and exclusive he specifically mentioned that it was from the staff. And then when JK outed himself JM was like..."yep 🤦🏻♂️...you ruined our cover."
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WHEN THEY LOVE THE AESTHETIC BUT :
It must be fun to play The Racial Ambiguous Woman trope. You don't understand the colourism that plagues Black communities all over the world.
We know white women are watching and they know that Hollywood & Music industry accept you if you're stereotypical light skinned, big curly hair, thick lips, small waistline but a huge ass. They are spending alot weekly getting melanin shots (yes that's a thing and doctors are allowing it)
It's fun and cool until you get treated like a Black woman. You love our culture you love to fit yourself into our spaces. Fine cool. But you're silent on our issues.
Black and Brown women and girls go missing everyday. Sometimes the news speak on it other times it gets buried because Blonde hair blue- eyed girl from Chelsea just went missing.
Our girls are being sold into the sex trafficking industries
Our girls are bleaching their skin because their own friends, family and losers online are calling them monkeys, burnt toast and every colourist comment you can think of.
Our girls face hair discrimination. When we wear braids and afro it's labelled as ghetto or unprofessional but when you Non-POC wear it..its cool and festive.
They call our Notting Hill Carnival vulgar and violent but what about the drugs being passed around at Glastonbury, Reading & Leeds. Funny this year we had to cancel our carnival because of covid but it was quite fine for the predominantly white music festivals to carry on.
Our black women are deemed ghetto, uneducated, baby mamas and everything negative. Those who rise above this stereotype are often deem as "Not Black enough " or "An Oreo"
Don't even get me started on the Oversexualisation of Black women to make it 😒
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9 and with Bakudeku??
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
sorry this took so long, tumblr crash made me lose all my progress 😒 then I had to go somewhere
Katsuki groaned and opened his eyes, just barely enough to see who was poking his shoulder in front of him. He sighed, annoyed at seeing his green-haired fiancé waking him up for the third time that night.
As soon as said greenette saw the other male awake, he smiled widely and went back to clinging onto the front of him with a happy hum. “Heh, yay you're up!”
“Deku I swear..what the hell do you want now?” He grumbled, closing his eyes again as he stayed half-awake against his own will. “You have five seconds to explain why you woke me AGAIN and it better not be like the last two reasons.”
“Well..mmh..” Izuku groaned and rolled over onto his back, spreading his arms and legs out. “I’m boreddd- and I can't sleep! You make us sleep so damn earlyy!” He whined, turning his head back to Katsuki and pouting when he saw the blond's closed eyes.
Katsuki mumbled something incoherent before he tugged on one of Izuku's arms, pulling him back into him to cuddle. “Babe I love you, but I also love sleep. Go to sleep.” He sighed, trying to hold the greenette tightly though he kept squirming his arms.
“Kacchan! Com’n no fair!” He huffed as he continued to squirm and kick his legs to try and get out of the blond’s grasp. “I’m being forced to cuddle against my will someone help-“ Izuku sighed, eventually giving up and going limp in Katsuki’s arms. “Can we at least do something?”
The blond opened his eyes again, only to roll them at his freckled fiancé. “It’s 12:30am. What the fuck do you want to do at 12:30 am?!” He was tired and quite frankly annoyed at Izuku’s insistence on keeping him up, especially since he’d had a rougher patrol than normal.
“I dunno..oh! What if I played some music and we danced around together? Com’n that’d be so much fun! Please?” Izuku looked up at his fiancé with pleading eyes, honestly just wanting to spend time and talk with him.
Katsuki stared at Izuku a second before sitting up and getting off the bed. He slowly picked up the smaller male and pulled him off the bed as well to place him down on the floor. “I am not dealing with this tonight. You wanna play music? Go ahead, in the living room. But you’re hereby banished from this bed tonight.” He grunted, quickly sitting back down in the bed and laying on his side with his back towards Izuku.
“W-what?! You can’t banish me!” Izuku whined as he jumped back up and tried to crawl back onto the bed. Only to be stopped by one of Katsuki’s hands in his face, pushing his head back. “This is my bed too! Com’n Kacchan!” The freckled male mumbled into his hand before pouting. He refused to leave and, after a few minutes, just let his arms fall so he was leaning into Katsuki’s hand.
The blond turned around again, mostly just for a more comfortable position as he continued to hold Izuku back. “I want sleep, nerd. SLEEP.” He sighed, debating giving in or making some sort of compromise. “If you promise to let me sleep the rest of the night, you can come back onto the bed. And then tomorrow we can stay up late and do whatever you want, how about that broccoli head?”
Izuku thought a second, continuing to pout into Katsuki’s hand before he pulled his face away and nodded. “Alright, alright..tomorrow we’re dancing at midnight though!” He stated, stomping one of his feet to show he meant it, it was really just something romantic he always wanted to do though.
“Deal.” Katsuki nodded and put his arm back down as he made some room for the greenette on the bed. He slowly pulled Izuku back onto the mattress next to him, not even being able to sleep without him anyway even if he didn’t want to admit it.
The two silently pulled each other closer, though Izuku of course had on his usual wide smile as he got pulled into the blond’s arms. He was somewhat disappointed that he had to sleep now, but quickly cheered up when he felt Katsuki’s soft lips against his forehead.
“Night love..” The green-eyed boy muttered, realizing soon after that Katsuki was already asleep again which made him lightly laugh. “Heh you’re so cute..and I can say that without getting yelled at now.” He looked up at the blond, grinning and just watching his fiancé sleep peacefully.
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High School AU!! Headcanons!! (The Hobbit//LOTR)
Let me just start off by saying... SOMEONE, PLEASE DO A SERIES OF THESE, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY-
Let's begin, shall we?? And get the boring headcanons over with!!!
In this 🌟 canonical 🌟Universe, you (Reader) attend a new School after moving a few towns over, and end up here
To kick off these headcanons, I'd prefer the Races/Species to all stay the same!!
That means YES, there ARE hobbits, elves, dwarves, etc!!!
(And you, can be whatever race you choose 👌)
I also find peoples OC's so cute!! The main characters and you are NOT the only people who attend this school, so if you have OC ideas, please share!!! 💜💜
You're also a very well known student, that everyone knows by name!!
Some of our older characters would be teachers
So, Gandalf, Bilbo, Balin, Elrond, you get the gist
Bilbo, I think, would undoubtedly be either a History teacher, or librarian at the least!!
He's got such extensive knowledge of maps and books, so the job would be perfect 💜
Celeborn and Galadriel as the principles, Gandalf runs the guidance Office and Elrond as the school Counselor 💙💙
They may also have some sparring or self-defense classes as well!!
Obviously, it's high school, so we're still going to include some of the stereotypes...
however, I'll try not to make them too adamant, because I want to get each character as close as possible!!
Clubs, Sports, and Extracurriculars are a MUST 📚
Art club, book club, agricultural sciences, FFA, all that jazz 🙌
(most of these include American classes, so lemme know if you want a class that we might not have, included!!)
Jocks would probably include some of our more "hardy" or athletically inclined people (Legolas, Gimli, Fili & Kili, Aragorn, Eomer)
Maybe some "techies" or nerds (Merry, Faramir, Lindir)
And of course the popular kids 🙄✋ (Boromir, Legolas, Nori, Eomer, Pippin)
And although we love our heroes, I feel strongly that Orcs and villains would also attend this high school
This includes Sauron!! He's the schools biggest Senior bully 🔥
And the 3 trolls, each in a different grade
Really quick, here's a tier list that I created!! The top 3 that were cut out are Balin, Dori, and Radagast, (in that order)
This one is for Clubs, Sports, and other high-school-cliches that I felt need be included
Now, I feel that some of these characters belong in more than one category, but I put them in what best seemed fit
Just imagining some of the school memories being made makes me so happy
So now onto the FUN HEADCANONS
Imagine Cheering on Legolas at football games 🥴 💚
Studying in the library with Frodo and Lindir 📖 🌹
Stupid class presentations and group projects with Merry and Pippin 💀
Passing notes with Eowyn and Arwen about crushes 📝
Maybe learning the great History of Middle earth in Mr. Baggins class!!
Speaking of which, Bilbo's just a tired old gay teacher, please just leave him alone 😩
GOING TO PROM, ISTG-- 🤭💜
CAN YOU IMAGINE??
Getting all fancied up for a school dance with your friends//partner 😩✋
And we ALL know the things that teachers do when they ship students 🙄💜
Yeah, Balin always makes sure to sit you and your future husband/ wife together
And Gandalf always stopping by in the classes or at lunch and subtly dropping hints...
(The Romance Grandpas™ 👀, if you don't understand, just read this... 💜)
BOMBUR IS #1 LUNCH LADY
Galadriel being EVERYONE'S favorite principal, no questions asked!!
Denethor is the creepy Janitor because WE CAN NOT STAND HIM 😒
Finding 'Boromir was here' scratched onto the tops of desks and Bathroom stalls
Thorin is the annoyingly hot and athletic Football (American) Coach-
Girls and boys whispering to each other about how HOT Aragorn be looking today 👀
This is a personal preference, but I think accents and long hair should definitely stick around!!
Maybe with the exception of pulling hair up into man-buns and ponytails 😩💜
Also, definitely modern clothes
Because DAYUM, the hobbits with their own aesthetic??? Yes???
*insert Kidcore pippin* 👀👀👀
GOTH FARAMIR, -- 🖤💜🖤
Cottage Core TAURIEL...
BOFUR DRESSES UP AS THE SCHOOL MASCOT (which is coincidentally a green dragon)
I have so many more ideas, but not enough time, so if you'd like a part two, just let me know!!
Not all of these are totally accurate, but what I felt strongly about!! If you have another idea, just disagree respectfully and share!!!
And if you'd like to use these for a story or series, just tag me so I can read them!!! I LOVE reading those!!!
Please share and reblog if you like!!! 💜
TY lovelies!! 💜💜
People that I think would enjoy this...
@luna-xial @rowandor @tolkien-fantasy @ineffablebean @trxblemaker @kumqu4t @celestialxplanet @legolaslovely
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⚠️sex education season 3 spoilers ahead⚠️
(also don't read this if you're a maeve x otis stan because you will not like what you see)
I can't believe we were taunted with a couple as iconic as otis and ruby and maeve and isaac just for them to go oh big surprise-- it was maeve and otis all along whoop dee doo 😒 like seriously they were just so bland after all of the options we were presented with. And i LOVED them in season 1 and 2, but after 3 i just feel like they had both changed so much it didn't even feel right anymore like it felt like they literally spent so much time developing two different love stories for them both, like actually really building them, giving us ruby opening up her life to otis and even saying i love you?? Giving us that BEAUTIFUL tender scene with isaac and maeve?? just to toss them to the side and go whoops it was the most predictable couple all along! What the fuck. I used to love them but now i think i might...actually...be...a Maeve x otis anti???? 😳
And don't even get me started on Eric and Adam i literally can't believe that they couldn't let them be happy for just ONE season. Like just one??? One season?? All this strife and hardship to get together and we can't have one season?? Son of a bitch
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Texts With Jisung- Him as your best friend
1. When it's his birthday
You: Happy birthday Sungie!
Jisung: It's my bIrThDaY today?!
Jisung: Well in that case, thanks for reminding me.
You: Fuck you.
2. When he meets his ex at Walmart
Jisung: Do you think i'm worth someone's love?
You: Where's this coming from jISUNG?!
Jisung: Nowhere, answer my question.
You: Of course you are! Everybody is. We all deserve someone who will love us beyond words.
Jisung: Guess I'm not among the "everybody" you mentioned. Mina told me so.
You: WTF?! So out of all the people in the world you gon believe in what MINA claims? You're gonna believe that bitch-of-an-ex over me?
Jisung: Damn- chill candy. She told me she's had a boyfriend since 4 months now, dude how quick is that!
You: It's okay. She's crazy. A crook. Totally. SHE IS THE KIND OF WOMAN NO PERSON DESERVES TO BE WITH.
Jisung: I think so, but you know how I am. These things really get to me.
You: I know. Anyway, let's go to the mall later. It'll clear your head.
Jisung: Sounds pretty awesome to me. See you at 1.
You: Ok bye!
3. When you guys make a fun plan
Jisung: SIS COME ONLINE ASAP!
You: WHAT WHAT WHAT? I LITERALLY CLICKED OFF FROM JAKE'S LIVE WITH LAYLA SO THIS BETTER BE SMTH IMPORTANT.
Jisung: YEAH IT IS. SO I'VE GOT A PLAN TO TRICK PEOPLE.
You: DUDE JUST FINISH OFF FAST-
Jisung: OK SO WE SHOULD GO TO IKEA SOMETIME, AND HIDE IN THOSE VERY BIG CLOSETS THEY HAVE.
You: AND WHAT?!
Jisung: THEN WHEN SOMEONE PASSES BY, WE WALK OUT OF THE CLOSET, FAKING A SIGH OF RELIEF AND MUTTERING TO OURSELVES, "MAN, NARNIA REALLY WAS SOMETHING!"
You: DAYUM THIS IS WHY WE BESTIES 😩
Jisung: YES 😘
4. When you text him at 3 AM
You: Yo squirrel boi
Jisung: Yo boomer it's 3 AM
You: I MADE WAFFLES
Jisung: ok and?
You: FRIED CHICKEN.
Jisung: Be right there.
5. When someone bullied him for his height
Jisung: THAT STUPID GOAT
Jisung: HE REALLY HAD THE NERVE HUH
You: Wtf happened now?!
Jisung: The love of your life aka Choi SOOBIN just mocked my frickin height I MEAN I AIN'T EVEN THAT SHORT C'MON!!
You: I never said I'm into him but GAWD- THE AUDACITY 💩👏
Jisung: IKR?! Nobody wants to be with a giant like him anyways 😒
You: I'll have to correct you there-
Jisung: I always knew you were a traitor! Bye felicia <3
You: NO! I NEVER MEANT IT THAT WAY! *not delivered*
You: BRO WHY'D YOU BLOCK ME *not delivered*
You: SUNGIE YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON I TALK TO... please *not delivered*
Anyway, that's it for this post.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JISUNGIE! I love you <3
Your personality largely influences the way i write, thank you very much for that. Just continue being your giggly, cute self, and the world will continue to flourish as it does today. You stand second to none, and that's a fact. Anyway, i'm probably just talking to the walls because this is going to be of no knowledge to you ever :') But by no means will i ever not stop with the praises, even if you guys think i'm dumb 👽
P.S: Comment down below if you want a part 2, with them actually getting into a relationship 💀
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Hello! Fairy S/O with Atsumu, Osamu, and Kita, please? The last one was so cute my heart went 💓💓💓
ℍ𝕒𝕚𝕜𝕪𝕦𝕦: 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕊/𝕠 𝕡𝕥. 2 🧚♀️✨
☏︎ Hey sweets! Am so glad you liked the last one, I hope you like this one too ♡︎
Warning ⚠︎: Simps pt.2, fluff. gn!reader. tell me if I missed smth♡︎
𑁍 President of the Y/n simp squad. Runs a Y/n fan account and post your pictures there and it has 50k followers.
𑁍 He's so annoyingly cute wtf that should be illegal.
𑁍 Most of the time he's like this (ง'̀-'́)ง but when he's with you he's ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ .
𑁍 He gets so upset when he doesn't get his daily hugs and kisses from you and WILL sulk for the rest of the day until you do it.
𑁍 Everyday when he sees you he's just ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ♡give him affection.
𑁍 He likes- no LOVES to give you piggyback rides no matter where you go, you could be vibing in the hallway and he would just kneel infront of you indicating he wants a piggyback ride.
𑁍 I hc that he's TERRIBLE at taking pictures, he gets so distracted by your beauty that it ends up blurry cause his hands are shaking so much. *coughs* simp.
𑁍 Since he sucks at photography, he tries asking for advice or tips on how to improve them from someone whose good at it. Aka Suna.
𑁍 believe it or not he actually begged Suna to teach him and Suna's just:
"Look in the camera 😎🤳"
𑁍 Don't worry Suna's not that cruel, he actually agreed to help Atsumu and gave him tips on how to get the right angle and good lighting.
𑁍 But Atsumu here can't help but get on Suna's nerves everytime he talks about finding the perfect angle and Atsumu is just:
"I'm sure I won't have any problem finding the perfect angle my Y/n is perfect, they look good- no scratch that they look AMAZING in EVERY angle they're in, you could take a photo below their chin and they'd still look like a Goddess/God and their side profile oh my God, their side profile 😭😍 it looks like it was sculpted by the Gods themselves. and their eyes, cheeks, lips and nose God really took their time creating them zkaokskwksswm they're so perfect I love them so much-"
"Atsumu will you shut the fuck up-"
𑁍 cue in Suna closing his eyes and taking a deep breath to refrain himself from beating Atsumu's ass.
𑁍 Once Atsumu improved his photography skills best believe he would take pictures of you every second and post them in his accounts. Both Private AND public. With your consent of course.
𑁍 He also sends the pictures he has taken of you to the inarizaki gc to brag about how he has a pretty S/o and that they don't.
Atsumu: " Day 73 of reminding y'all single asses that I have a pretty s/o and you don't 🤟😎* inserts picture of you* "
Aran: "We get it Atsumu, you have a lover and we don't. Do you want a medal for that? 🙄😒"
Atsumu: "yes please, I want a medal 😇 finding a perfect s/o is hard so I deserve one."
Osamu: " And I remember thinking 'I'm about to beat this bitch up' "
Suna: " bitch wtf I thought you improved after I taught you? This shit looks worse than before"
Atsumu:" HUH TF DID YA SAY SUNA?! (ง'̀-'́)ง🔪"
Akagi:" That's because he's in the picture Suna 😂"
Suna: "Oh yea u rite lmao"
Atsumu:" Listen here ya little shit-"
Atsumu went offline
𑁍 Atsumu has you as his wallpaper, profile picture in ALL of his accounts, he only posts about you that you can hardly see pictures of him cause they're all you.
𑁍 and as for his fangirls you don't have to worry about them 😇 cause they're YOUR fangirls now♡︎ the moment they saw you they went from:
"I love Atsumu and ONLY Atsumu, #Atsumu supremacy♡︎"
To " Astumu who? never heard of him, I love Y/n and ONLY Y/n. #Y/n supremacy✨"
𑁍 he's an annoying photographer goodbye. He'd make you sit infront of the plants and instruct you to hold a flower near your face and be like:
"babe I want you to hold that flower and put it right infront of your face like that- yes that's perfect. you're doing so good baby ♡︎"
𑁍 this is him and you ♡︎ (highkey wanted to post that gif but Idk who drew it and I don't have permission to post it and special thanks to my bae @moonlightmiya for sending me that fanart)
𑁍 Osamu my love zlaksosjqmalajooss am sorry I love him
𑁍 when in terms of being whipped to their S/o, Osamu is EXACTLY like his brother.
𑁍 it runs in the blood baestie 😎.
𑁍Osamu doesn't really take pictures cause he prefers to live the moment rather than capture it.
𑁍 for him every second spent with you is worth it. no matter what moment is it as long as he's with you its fine.
𑁍 Osamu is not much of a bragger but when it comes to his brother? You bet he is bragging about you to his brother that even tho they have the same face you ended up with him instead and Atsumu is just (ง'̀-'́)ง (•̀ᴗ•́)و "come here lil bro lemme beat your ass "
𑁍 Atsumu respects you alot and is thankful for how you make his brother so happy that he became a little nicer.
𑁍 If Samu is not present he entrusts Atsumu to look after you until he comes back.
𑁍 Osamu is also like this to you
( ˘ ³˘)♥︎
𑁍 one of his hobbies aside from cooking is memorizing your features and telling you how much he loves your imperfections cause your imperfections makes you who you are.
𑁍 If you're insecure he'll place kisses all over your face until you giggle and talk about how much he loves your eyes, nose, lips and cheeks.
𑁍 He loves tracing his finger on your palm since he knows it calms you down, he'll even trace his finger on your face until it touches your lips and look at them waiting for your permission to let him kiss you.
𑁍This is him and you in a nutshell:
Osamu: "You know where I want to kiss you?"
Osamu: " guess~"
Osamu:" good answer but still no~ hehehe"
You: "then where?"
Osamu:" In a church infront of our loved ones when we both say I do~♡︎"
Atsumu:" BOOO GET A ROOM❗❗❗"
𑁍 Osamu is pro at flirting. Atsumu take notes lmao jk Ily tsumu♡︎
𑁍 wait is this still even about fairy S/o 😭 I think I strayed a little bit far away from topic im so sorry bae xmslzoaa.
𑁍 Softest couple my heart hurts (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
𑁍 You both are a match made in heaven. So perfect and made for each other.
𑁍 Like Osamu, Kita is also more of a "live the moment rather than capture them" type of guys.
𑁍 memories of you are so important to him. he thinks about you all the time and how blessed he is to have you. He doesn't even think he deserves you 😭.
𑁍 HIS GRANNY ADORES YOU OMG, She loves how natural, soft-spoken, kind, charming and delicate you are. definitely a perfect match for her Shinsuke.
𑁍 Kita loves how good you two get along and how easy you are to talk too. he may not be included to your topic of conversation with his grandma but he is satisfied with seeing you smile and laugh about random things.
𑁍 his granny definitely ask Kita if he is planning to marry you and Kita answered yes immediatley. Like without hesitation he just said "yes"
𑁍 we all know Kita here is a "date to marry" guy so after he said yes you bet his grandma was already thinking about how cute her great-grandbabies would be if you and Kita got married.
𑁍 Kita was a mess when he thought about having kids with you, he almost fainted lol.
𑁍 *cut to kita laying down on his bed, daydreaming about your wedding*
𑁍 it would be an outdoor wedding with a fairytale theme omg xmslkklss so pretty.
𑁍 dates, let's talk about dates now shall we? Picnic dates are a must!
𑁍 A walk through the forest is a must pt.2 if you guys encounter a flower bush, he'd grab a flower and put it on your ear and kiss you.
𑁍 he gets so soft when he sees you interact with birds, dogs and cats or whatever animal there is. He would start smiling and chuckle at how cute you look.
𑁍 Kita loves kissing your nose. he'd do that anytime and anywhere.
𑁍 actually has social media but does not post anything. So when he posted a picture of you the inarizaki team went ballistic.
𑁍 they're just like " Kita-san has a S/o???and they're so pretty???"
𑁍 I CAN IMAGINE ARAN LOOKING AT THE SKY WITH THE EXPRESSION "wow, God really does have favorites"
𑁍 The moment Inarizaki met you they were so shy and would stutter every two seconds and like avoid touching you. (They're afraid lol)
𑁍 You just laughed at them and said : "Why are you guys so afraid of me? I don't bite 😇..."
Atsumu:" well that's because you're Kita-san's S/o- OUCH"
Osamu: "Ignore him hahahaha"
𑁍 Once the team got used to you they would ask you questions from left to right on how is it being in a relationship with Kita.
I hope you baes would like this 😭 Also I'm so sorry if I strayed far away from the topic cause I ran out of ideas lol ♡︎ reblogs are very aporeciated ♡︎
and tumblr once again don't remove this from the tags once it hits 26 notes 😇🔪
Reminder: You're beautiful from inside out and I love you...
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