thinking about coming home to mikey after a night out with friends and being a lil tipsy
you're all over him and he is LOVING it
- @ ryuguujiken
thank you for not letting me starve.
speaking of starve, mikey and his touch starved ass soaked up all the drunken affection you had to give. he let you push him on the couch and straddle him, just chuckled quietly when you pressed a million tiny kisses to his cheek.
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He'd also try to act stoic and control himself, trying not to crack under pressure when you start grinding on his clothed dick, kisses on his neck turning biting, bright purple bruises splotching the long column of his throat. he's a simp and a sweet boy who doesn't want to do anything while you're drunk when you're literally trying to get him to slang that dick.
Mikey raises a brow at your impatient whines in his ear as you beg for just the tip, you're going as far as to pull his pants with shaky hands as you pout liquor flavored lips at him to give you what you want. hands grip your hips as he tells you that you can have him, that he's all yours. his tongue slipping between your lips to map your eager mouth and then he's whispering with a shuddering breath that you have to do all the work because your king is tired.
like digging for a bone, your quick to free his length from his pants. your thumb brushes over the wet spot on the front of his underwear, the material getting stickier with pre when you rub circles into the sensitive slit at the tip of his red and swollen tip. he does lift his hips so you can free his length and he twitches in the cold air.
your desperate pleas of 'mikeymikeymikey' has his lashes fluttering, the way you chant his name like a prayer has him capturing your lips in another kiss, sucking your bottom lip between his teeth as your shaky fingers pry your soaked panties from your sticky, sopping folds and push them to the side. your manicured fingers wrap around his shaft, you feel it pulsing in your hands as you guide the head of his cock to your entrance.
he's biting into your shoulder when you finally sink down onto his length, his muffled grunt somehow still louder than your relieved moan. he's practically straining himself not to rut his narrow hips into yours as he watches his dick disappear inch by inch inside your wet heat.
the tiny thrust you gave was all he needed to grip your ass and then he's lifting you so that only the tip is left throbbing inside your slippery walls and your scream when he slams you back down on his spearing cock has goosebumps forming on his flushed skin. he lets your fingers knot in his hair and pull it and the needy whine he let out surprised even him, his puffed up cheeks tinging scarlet.
your lips find his neck again as he bounces you up and down his cock, strands of hair falling into his eyes as he bows his head, feeling like too much effort to keep it up as your pussy soaks and spasms around him. before you can even register, he's switching positions, pressing you into the couch, his chain dangling in your face as he leans over you to force himself deeper inside your spasming and soaking pussy, the head of his cock rubbing against your sweet spot.
your sweet little mewls for him to go faster, fingers pulling and twisting the fabric of his shirt to ground yourself as he pounds into you. he's wrapping a hand around the back of your neck so you can see how easy you always open up and let him in, how your tight cunt always creams rings around his pretty cock.
God I really want to bite Issei's shoulder when I'm riding him so he can feel it for days and will be reminded of me /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ kittytsun
Sorry for responding so late! Yes! I'm all for this. 18+ Minors DNI
Issei groaning into your neck as your teeth sink into the skin of his shoulder. A stuttered curse leaves his lips and then he's gripping your hips tighter as he thrusts harder into your tight heat. His sweat slick skin slaps loudly against yours as you lave your tongue over the bitemark, red already blossoming around the indents left by your teeth.
He bounces you harder on his throbbing cock, begging between pants for you to do it again, needs to feel the pain bloom on his skin as he chases his orgasm inside your fluttering walls.
Steve: “ I never forgot you…ever!”
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WOOOO do.... Sarge. Bc ur red and I haven't seen anyone analyze Sarge yet
o7 the brave and illustrious leader of Red Team!!!
Why I like them: Well, what can I say about a guy like Sarge? I mean, besides “good riddance”. Heyyoooo~ ok for real though I love him. He’s completely batshit. He appears to be completely sure of his own nonsense on the surface but I have to wonder if a lot of it is ‘fake it til you make it’ bluster that lets him keep moving forward despite a deeply repressed stash of doubts. Loves blood and violence, and treasures a solid, reliable gun, and is attracted to outrageous displays of power. I can relate so hard. I know he pretends not to care but in reality he gets so very attached so deeply to people and I think that’s very sexy of him. This man desperately needs grandchildren to dote on.
Why I don’t: You know. I don’t know if there’s things I don’t like about him. I tried really hard to think of something but honestly even his flaws are endearing to me.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): Ok I guess I got a lot hang on lol Either the one where he figures out Simmons is being held hostage with Doc by Wash and Meta over the radio; the animated scene in 8.3 where he grabs his shotgun back from Wash as he’s flying past *fans self*; and/or the scene where Sarge gives his big speech on the fort after learning the entire red vs blue war was a lie.
Favorite season/movie: The Re: seasons were an excellent time of growth and courage for Red Leader o7
Favorite line: Grif! I told you not to take jumps bigger than my yee-haws!
Favorite outfit: He’s always been the reddest of the red and has never strayed from that bright, fire-engine color. However I do think the Halo 5 models are a little too shiny for my taste but the 3-4 models were just right. 👌
OTP: Sarge and Locus are kinda cute together, as are Sarge and Wash. both old soldier types and they've all had previous actual military experience before whatever we see them doing in RVB
Brotp: I like Sarge and Carolina getting along, and I think he’d be overjoyed with Lina joining red team.
Head Canon: I don’t actually think he’s too much older than everyone else. Maybe like, six or seven years. He just seems old because he’s their Sergeant and has that sort of old-man bearing to him.
Unpopular opinion: I'm gonna be honest with you I don't know what's popular or not. It might be the headcanon above lol
A wish: I would love for him to become a radio announcer or start a podcast or something. I’ve posted about it before but if he didn’t have to worry about the physical acting part, he has a really great speaking voice and a flair for dramatics and I think he'd do wonderfully.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I do not want to think about him being retired and moving away from his family please don’t take them away from him he’ll die
5 words to best describe them: bravado, passion, resilient, RED, determination
My nickname for them: hmm. I think the only silly things I call him are Sardge and Sargento
Ty for letting me gush about Sarge <3
not the same as other anon but that webtoon they were talking about has a character called fucking “nerd” and he has blue hair and he’s the most stereotypical “smol gay bean 🥺🥺” ever and his existence makes me very reasonably upset.
is everyone in that comic not already a #smol gay bean?
a very tiny axolotl
ask and ye shall receive
picture id: a small pen drawing of an axolotl in a large circular bowl. the axolotl is the only thing colored and has many small bubbles around it. end id.
The amount of times I’ve replayed this
okay so UPDATE
i’m still mostly confused, but i spent most of the third period trying to understand icing calls (i googled the basics like a nerd-), and i *think* i got it??? after a minute or ten??
yeah. i’m definitely getting into it though.
now i just need a team to two😂😂
ok so you watched two of my teams! the new york rangers are my #1 team, so help me come hell or high water with some of their stupidity. I love them they’ve had a bit of a chokehold on me since 2014
the toronto maple leafs are the team I got into because there’s a guy, steve dangle, who makes a youtube video after every leafs game. he’s in his 15th season of this. he breaks down the games, the goals, the penalties, and it’s a really great way to learn the game and care about a team who will probably disappoint you. the leafs also made a documentary with amazon prime last season that was just released called “all or nothing” and it’s so good. I binged the whole thing on a flight.
and look, I love this sport and I do want you to love it but also the reffing is just…..it’s bad and it’s documented that it’s bad and subjective so like rules are iffy and sometimes learning them frustrates you more but also it’s good to know them and I love this dumb ice sport so much.
if you want other teams to follow, searching up tags on tumblr helps because some teams have larger followings than others. the rangers don’t have a big one, but the leafs do and so do the pittsburgh penguins. the penguins also produce a show called “in the room” that gives you a great behind the scenes look at the team and the inner workings of a hockey club. it’s all on youtube so enjoy that binge watch/rabbit hole and fall in love with the team.
welcome to hockey, welcome to chaos, I would say I’m sorry but I’m really not. enjoy your time here it’s gonna be a rollercoaster!
I used my mind and took it a step at a time, so now I’m graduating college on Friday! 💙
ten notes and ill tape this picture to my door
followers, you know what to do
I saw you talking about places for Yuuji’s tattoos, and the finger tattoos make me feel so many things omgg!! Taking his hands in yours and kissing all of his small tattoos while looking up into his eyes and seeing him staring at you with his mouth hanging open because your lips feel a bit TOO GOOD! 🤤💗
Also, I have another tattoo spot: his calves! 💗💗 like they are so fucking ATTRACTIVE! So athletic and toned! Just imagine the way they’d feel under your fingers 😍 Also tracing those firm, lean muscles with your tongue??? Heavenly 😍💗 And the best thing would be hearing Yuuji’s soft moans when you touch him and tell him how pretty he is! I CANNOTTTTT 😭💗
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His favorite past time is you kissing or touching him. Seriously. he loves being touched, loses his mind when your spit glistens against his tats, tongue running over the pads of his calloused fingers. you kiss his tattoos with the same eagerness, glossy lips puckering over your initials looped prettily on his finger, surrounded by twin bands.
his strong calves that shake under each stroke of your tongue, gliding over the lines of muscle as he tries not to let his knees buckle, soft little whimpers and moans when your teeth sink into the toned flesh. then he's groaning out your name because your hand snuck under his basketball shorts to fondle his heavy balls, nudging the tip of his cock and now he's wondering if he can slip inside and let you warm him up before the game starts.
WAIT where is the dude from your icon from ineed that info for reasons
Hi bestie how’s it going. Have you finished episode eleven. When you do that I think you should wait six months to fully get the 86 fan experience <333
That’s a joke it was torture but can you imagine. I was dying. Anyways how’s it going how are you liking it how emotionally damaged are you
yeha i fisniged ut and oughh
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I am bringing up old canon things. As for the comment about Bakugou: please. He'd say only shitty extras use it. Denki and Monoma would use axe. Bakugou would make effort to not smell like axe.
if atsumu = axe and atsumu = bakugou......
then bakugou = axe
character ask: Church! (alpha)
(i appreciate you specifying, this would be much different if you’d said epsilon. Also i hope this is coherent because it’s like. Very late and i am very sleepy)
Why I like them: He’s so chewy, he’s like a little chew toy for my brain. *slaps the roof of his helmet* This bad boy can fit so much hypocrisy in it! He cares too much and buries it under bitching and insults and complaining. He’s exhausted and worn the fuck out and can’t be arsed about anything and god if that isn’t a fucking mood. Worn out from shit he can’t even remember! They took so much out of him it’s a miracle he’s still conscious. I get a lot of like. Protective feelings about him I guess? Probably because system feels. anywho-
Why I don’t: I don’t not like him, in any way honestly. I doubt we’d get along irl but as a character? I love him don’t change a thing.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): I genuinely cannot pick. Season one had a lot of good ones. Maybe, if I absolutely had to pick, gun to my head, it’d be one of the ones where he’s looping through time trying to fix things, where he realises he’s a huge fucking dork.
Favorite season/movie: Season 6 was a masterpiece, but I am also extremely fucking sad about the state he was in after being relocated and isolated :(
Favorite line: I thought we'd established by now, I don't like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do ya any good.
Favorite outfit: Honestly I like his ‘ghost’ outfit in season 1 lol
OTP: I do love some good old fashioned Chex, and Churboose is good, Chucker… hmm. ChurchNut is pretty cute too.
Brotp: Church and Tucker bros 4 lyfe *dabs*
Head Canon: I like to think when he jumped into Meta’s head where all the other fragments were waiting they were able to have just a tiny bit of a happy reunion before the Emp went off :’) oh god. Hang on i’m gonna cry. Hang on. Just a minute. Hang on oh god
Unpopular opinion: I don’t know if I have an ‘unpopular’ opinion? It’s 1 am and way past my bedtime so the first thing that came to mind is ‘Church is a 5 foot Jewish bitch and I love him so much.’ @-@ short king~
A wish: I wish they hadn’t isolated him. I wish Church had been able to say ‘no you need to let me look after caboose because he got his head fucked up for YOUR stupid war’ and they’d sent him to Rat’s nest with his friends because jesus god that’s the worst fucking possible thing to do to someone that traumatized is rip him away from his support system, shitty people though they are. DEATH TO DIRECTOR!! DEATH TO DIRECTOR AND COUNSELOR TEN THOUSAND TIMES!!! Thank god for everybody lives AUs tho amirite
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: It already happened :’) ^
5 words to best describe them: cranky, bastard, Tired™, sarcastic, reluctant
My nickname for them: Le Nerd. Sometimes Lennie if I’m in a mood to be poking fun at him ^^
Today I sent a photo of a book title I saw today (pictured below)
I sent it to a gc with the caption saying "Christian help books 🥰🥰" and now all the white Christians think I hate their religion bc I generalized and some white dude said "if I said something about the crazy leftist some of you guys are, you all would go crazy" like bruh I was just talking about the fucking book title
they be like that sometimes
a nice little thing about Blue's Clues & You! is that we all expected the notebook phone in all its instant messaging glory and still 2/3 of the time Mailbox and the folks get their fan videos via snail mail (e.g. letters, cards)
……….damn i’m really over here about to write a gilmore girls!au for barba/barson, arent i?
I make no apologies for pointing out all the ways noted city man rafael barba would fit into stars hollow. also definitely don’t think about him talking with richard about law. or with rory about harvard. encouraging rory to follow her dreams. talking with luke about the brunette women in their lives who do so much good and how much they both love them.
I take no responsibility and make no apologies.