Everytime I watch a reel of an Irish person joking about American tourists, there's always an American in the comments like
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my heart is actually fucking breaking for laszlo rn like. his perspective on this is so sad its literally not funny at all. hes basically just lost his son. god. fuck.
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Doing a rewatch of Midnight Mass 'cause it's that time of year. This series had so, so many epic monologues, but this remains one of my favorites. Mike Flanagan will own my heart forever simply on the power of this one scene, that hit me like a sledgehammer, because it was like he reached into my head, snatched up my thoughts about organized religion, and put them on the screen for everyone to see.
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˗ˏˋ 🐕 A SERMON BY OREL PUPPINGTON ? !
❝ Ladies and gentlemen and , well gosh , everybody ! ❞
Everyone goes to get up and leave seeing Orel in Putty's stead .
❝ DO UNTO OTHERS ! ❞ They turn back around to listen .
❝ That's right do unto others ! God wants us to treat each other how we would want to be treated ourselves ! But how does that relate to-to everybody else and our - uh - selves ?!
Well you see you want God to let you into Heaven , and gee , that would be really nice of him but before that you have to be nice yourself ! It's like a relationship that works both ways ! I hold her hand so she holds mine , right ? ❞
❝ When someone is a jerk and you want to be a jerk back , remember that's not how you would want them to treat you ! You can show them the way ! When your good Reverend is sick and cannot make it to his own sermon , think how you'd feel if you were sick or grounded from church for 4 weeks ! Even a week ! Boy , you would want the good Reverend to save you from a Godless none churchy-existence ❞ he gets back on track .
❝ so you would go into the service anyway and keep the good Sunday service going anyway , and record the sermon so that next time you're grounded from church or too sick to make it to the service , he may just treat you just as kindly to save your soul from that Godless , none-churchy existence.... or maybe he would just be kind enough to record the sermon so you can listen to it too ! _ ❞ He gestures to the recorder on the table .
❝ _ I say unto you ; If I walked into church this morning and saw a little boy unqualified to speak in the stead of a man so holy ... well I just might listen to his sermon too ! - And just between all of you and God here today ,... I really think we could use just a little more genuine kindness here in Moralton moving forward ... ❞ That last part has a weight to it .
❝ Amen ! ❞
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Oh gosh accidentally got onto an argument with our receptionist (jehovah's witness) (I was doing really well at staying out of things until she said "Christmas was a coopted festival because Christianity was struggling and they wanted something to make people feel better")
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