#we ride at dawn bitches

[captain-lessship]

Lights Out

A/n: so using logic, reader needed a weapon and what sports have a great weapon and could provide good back story? Baseball. Also no, reader is not on drugs; just thought it was funny

You were just a guy. Just a fun baseball player who happened to fall in love with a goth girl from Nevermore. You wondered how you got yourself in this position of running with your car keys to your dads new Jeep. 

Enid, Wednesdays friend and Roomate had called and told you that the freaky hand had signed to her that Wednesday was in trouble and you threw on your shoes and grabbed your jacket and where out the door.

Luckily neither of your parents were home or they would have asked why their son was leaving after curfew in a car he hit the mailbox with. That’s why you were banned from driving it.

You shoved the keys into the ignition and turned it, slammed it in reverse and bolted out of your driveway, knocking over your trash cans. 

You winced. You would fix that later.

You knew you were breaking the speed limit but you needed to find to her. You knew the general location and that’s all you needed.

Then you realized.

You didn’t bring a weapon. You looked in the back and looked for options. You saw your bag from practice: it was heavy and had a bat. Good enough.

You wouldn’t call yourself very strong but fending off someone for her? You’d do it in a heartbeat.

You made a sharp left into the woods, the beaten down path to Cragstones Crypt. You knew you were going to have to explain the mud and even more scratches on it. He was going to kill you.

You looked around form where Wednesday could be, you even rolled down your window and stuck your head out to yell. 

There was no response. You looked for a flashlight when a loud crash brought your attention back to the shattered windshield.

What did you hit? You put it in park and opened the door and got out, headed to the front to inspect the damage. It appeared you hit a sort of monster. Oh you were so dead if it was just a Nevermore kid and you just committed vehicular homicide.

As you panicked and cursed about how you’d go to prison, not save Wednesday and your dads Jeep was ruined, you heard a scream.

“Move!” She screamed and she walked to you. It was Wednesday. 

“Whoa! Are you okay?” You ran to her.

“That’s the Monster! That’s Tyler.” She said again. You then heard a loud crunching noise, you slowly turned back to the Jeep, watching in mild horror as the thing you hit was getting up. You glanced at Wednesday, “Sorry.” You pressed a kiss to her cheek as you ran to the car.

She was yelling at you as you flung open the back passenger door and jerked your bag from practice out. You turned back, “Run Wednesday! Go! The school needs you.” 

She looked at you before turning and running. You smiled, she was safe. You pulled the bat from the bag and walked to the front, where the monster was still struggling.

You lifted the bat and whacked it across the head, it looked at you with its buggy eyes that were fueled with an animalistic rage. Suddenly one of the monsters arm swung out and flung you back. You landed a good few feet away. 

You heard a set of three loud crunches as the hood and front doors of the Jeep came flying at you. You rolled out of the way and managed to stand. You breathed out in pain, grip on your bat tightening.

“I ain’t scared of you, Tyler.”

There was a time when Tyler was your friend but you both fell out of touch when you joined the baseball team. You hadn’t been there for him as much as a friend should’ve. But that twinge of guilt didn’t stop the pressing issue: 

He was going to try his damnedest to kill you. 

He came running at you, and you readied yourself and began running yourself. He took another swing at you, which you baseball slid under, lifting the bat you whack against his shoulder. 

You stood up and ran behind a tree. You breathed as you slowly attempted to scurry up it, you did so with cuts on your hands and pulsing pain in your side. You stood a few feet off the ground now, watching him.

Your uncle was a bull rider. You hoped it ran it the family as you dropped, holding the bat on both ends, slipping his neck between the bat and your body. 

He was thrashing around at this point you were losing your grip and you were struggling to hang on. 

That’s when you heard a gun shot, it must’ve hit Tyler because of the howl of pain he let out. When he jerked forward, you were flung off. You rolled for a good distance before hitting a tree stump, it knocked the wind out of you but you  lifted yourself up to see Sheriff Galpin, Tyler’s dad holding the smoking gun.

You figured he had it under control til you saw Tyler charge him, you screamed out but a wolf like creature joined the fight. You lifted yourself up and you limped back to the car, it could still drive, you turned the key and lo and behold: it started. 

#wednsday addams #wednesday imagine #netflix wednesday #wednesday x reader #wednesday x you #baseball bats #fights #car crash #pray for reader’s parents insurance #romantic #We ride at dawn bitches #fanfic #fanfic writing #male reader imagine #Violence

[soulvee-animationz]

GRAB YOUR GUNS, GRAB YOUR KNIVES, GRAB YOUR KNIVES WITH GUNS ATTACHED, GRAB YOUR GIANT ALIEN COCKS WE GOT A BAD SPIDER BITCH TO KILL

#MOMMY LONG LEGS YOU BASTARD!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! #TEXT #WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES

[hissterical-nyaan]

*Opens a case* *sees it's only 5 pages long* *screaming ensues*

#we ride at dawn bitches #ONLY GOOD CASES ARE CASES WITH LESS THAN 5 PAGES #FUCK THESE 100 PAGE JUDGEMENTS #make your argument fucking crisp like you expect us to

[eponastory]

It's that time of year again!

Yes, I am a Tolkien nerd.

I read The Lord of the Rings around Christmas every year, so I'll be taking a short break from everything else now that Covid has left my system... don't worry, I did get some writing done for In Need of A Coat. But, I won't be posting the next chapter until after New Years.

For now, I will be attending to my yearly tradition of LOTR and everything Tolkien. This means reading the books, then doing the Extended Edition of all the movies in one sitting.

Merry Christmas (Blessed Yule) everyone!

#devil may cry is on hold for right now #lord of the rings #holidays #christmas #dmc #we ride at dawn bitches

[fuckmeyer]

blows my mind there's not even a Chinese coven in The Twilight Saga. no Indian coven. only ONE coven in the Middle East/Africa: EGYPTIAN. no Greek coven, no Iranian coven, no Afghan coven, no Ethiopian coven, no Nigerian coven; FUCK ancient civilizations i guess! no one in South or Central America but the AMAZONS???? for real?????? the POTENTIAL to incorporate LEGENDS and HISTORY and CULTURE — wasted! i CANNOT with this author thinking the only vampire civilizations exist in Europe & America!! fuck off directly into the sun!!!

#you know what the worst part of this is???? #it's actually better off they don't exist because you KNOW Meyer will just depict them as RACIST CARICATURES #this tag is sponsored by Maria 'her features were clearly Mexican' [NO LAST NAME GIVEN] #and of course the 'wild' 'feral' Amazons #oh and lest we forget Amun 'all Egyptians look the same' [last name] #OH AND LEST WE FORGET #THE ENTIRE NATIVE TRIBE MEYER APPROPRIATED & COLORED W/ RACIST TROPES & STEREOTYPES JUST TO PROFIT OFF OF W/O GIVING BACK ANYTHING TO THEM #yeah it's such a shame actually this author is so ignorant bc this series could have been batshit insane with coolness #whatever you won't hear me complaining too much - that's what this fandom is for #saddle up twilight bitches we ride at dawn #twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight saga

[butterfilledpockets]

Butter, I love you. (As a friend- but I don’t know if we friends but- You get the idea-) But it’s 3 am. You need to sleep. I beg of you- if I see another post or if I see this ask reblogged (unless it’s tomorrow) I will come after your butter self with these cookies I have for wall rent. /pos

HA GET DUNKED ON ITS 2 AM

But there is a music festival next door, I ain’t sleepin till at least 5, there’s this one person who has been hollering the same thing for two hours

And I cannot go to sleep until I finish a drawing, it is scientifically impossible

#ask butter #SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD (tired) #we ride till dawn bitches

[sunmisbf]

me getting ready to get high as shit so i can watch the same kpop videos i always watch

#yesterday or technically early today i ended up watching the ride for you by devita ft. dawn mv for almkst 2 hours help #n i will do the same today! i owe devita my life for giving dawn that feature n letting him dance in the video too i missed u dawndididawn 🫶 #i liked dear my light but it was a slow/emotional song n over here they let him say fuck shit n bitches HELP #after he left p nation n then the breakup w hyuna i was scared he’d never release music again. dawn nation we won 🙏 #he looked so sexy in the video too i love the red n black hair n his lip piercing #sorry this video reawakened the dawn obsession #i forgive him for stupid cool #.txt

[i-am-a-grubbin]

((... ))

<< ò)____\ you ok there buddy?

((Grubby))

<< ò)____\ Yeah?

((HOLD MY BERRY JUICE, YOURE ABOUT TO GET SOME NEW FRIENDS))

<< Ò)____\ Oh god

#grubbin #pokeblog rp #pokemon #pokemon go #((WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES)) #<< Ó)____\ LANGUAGE

[iellarenuodolorian]

Wait…..

YOU GUYS!!!!!

“THE OTHER OPERATIVES AREN’T READY TO JOIN YOU IN THE FIELD.”

What other operatives!?!? How many CX clones does Hemlock have!?!?!?

Echo, you’re gonna need more help than I thought, lemme get the army ready. I gotta be right beside you for this fight Echo, I can’t lose you too.

#WE RIDE AT DAWN FOR THE CLONES #LETS GO BITCHES #I’m gonna have to rethink my whole torture plan for Hemlock #bad batch season 3 spoilers

[b1mbodoll]

hihi! i hope this question doesn’t make u uncomfy!🌸 but why don’t you write for skinny!reader and for chubby!reader you do?

hi anonie! i dont write skinny reader bc i feel like so many fics are written with a skinny person in mind, if that makes sense!!! rarely do i see some love for bigger girls n as a big girl its so upsetting!!!!! i always try to keep my fics inclusive so i wont describe the reader’s body bcs i want everyone to be able to enjoy my work! however, i will write plus size reader if its requested or if i feel like it :D

#♡.signed. sealed. delivered. #since we r on the subject i want to say i dislike that people view fat as a negative word!!! like if its said with ill intent then obvi #its super disheartening n upsetting but why r so many ppl afraid to use it in plus size focused fics!!!! #WHERE r my fat bitches at!!! rise!!!!! we ride at dawn #also if u see this n send mean body shaming shit ur getting blocked #everyone is deserving of love n kindness no matter what you look like!!!!! i loveyou all to bits 💞💞💞💞💞💞 MWAH!

[wellthebardsdead]

Hanzo: so you’re actually a wanted criminal joining this newly reformed Overwatch then and not a writer?

Cole: oh no I’m a writer heh, didn’t lie about that~ but yeah, Overwatch…

Hanzo: hmph, and here I was hoping your invitation for coffee was simply a ploy to get my number. What about Overwatch?

Cole: *chokes on his coffee a little and clears his throat* W-well that weren’t a lie either I-… *sighs* I know what you’re really capable of archer, an I know what you’re looking for in your path in life. Overwatch can give you that-

Hanzo: can it now? If I recall talons been tossing me the exact same marketing. I’d of hoped for some originality from you mr Morricone, but then again your last book left me questioning that-

Cole: oof, Cuttin deep to the heart there darlin~ I know it ain’t much to convince you but, I know you’re too smart to willingly join their ranks-

Hanzo: you mean I’d be stupid to even think of betraying Genji twice…

Cole: …

Hanzo: *finishes his coffee and stands up sliding Cole his number* take me to dinner tonight and maybe your good looks will be able to convince me into your ranks after a few drinks… and maybe out of my clothes after a bottle.

Cole: *inhales his coffee*

#overwatch #overwatch shitposts #hanzo shimada #cole cassidy #yeehan #YES BITCH I AM GONNA BE RIDING THIS HIGH FOR WEEKS #GIDDYUP! WE RIDE AT DAWN FUCKERS!

[alolanrain]

Currently drunk as shit and working on the current chapter of Sunglassesc I have no idea where this fic is going just like the rest of you

#we ride as dawn bitches #sunglasses was supposed to be a 2/3 chapter fic ALONE #WHY

[archivedbyebye]

new favorite image

#screaming into the void #favorite image #we ride at dawn bitches!

[xuchiya]

streets [c.san]

₊˚.༄ || filth valentines m.list || hongjoong || seonghwa || yunho || yeosang || san || mingi || wooyoung || jongho || ₊˚.༄

₊˚.༄ We real life made for each other And it's hard to keep my cool ₊˚.༄

"it's getting late, do you have someone to pick you up?" your head turn towards san, still in his uniform. his face mask were pulled down just below his bottom lip, emphasizing his cheeks; it made you want to squish his cheeks from being so innocent.

san was one of your fellow nurses. The crisp navy-blue scrubs fit him perfectly, the name tag reading "San Choi, RN" gleaming under the fluorescent lights. you cleared your throat; your heart was beating too loud for you that it hurts to taint this uncorrupted soul. you have hint after hint of crush on this man, this huge ass man that his face does not match his enormous body that you totally found yourself completely hidden.

proved when you stood behind him once and when you say, disappeared.

abracadabra, bitch not even a strand of hair can be seen.

"ah well i actually have somewhere to be ... what about you?" san looks at his watch, sighing, brushing his hair off his eyes, "my friend said he'll pick me up but he had an emergency call from his dad's company so now I have to wait for a bus..."

you frown looking at your watch too, its 10pm. Usually buses don't take this route anymore, "buses aren't available in this hour, san."

his heart fell on his stomach, double checking his watch, "damn it!" your eyes widen at his sudden burst of profanity. his eyes widen too and apologizing to you, "i'm sorry didn't mean to."

your lips curled up in a teasing smile, "your patient would not like it if she heard that one." San shakes his head laughing lightly. the small silence engulfs you both before you had an idea which will be a torture for you.

probably a torture for him too.

San was already an intern at a prestigious hospital near his family's home; owned by his grandfather though he is expecting him that he will continue his service even after his internship.

but when San came by a hospital that one of his friends were admitted after being confined. He found himself stuck on the reception area as his eyes were glued to your figure, up on hospital trolley, shouting dose of pharmaceutical. Your determine look and perseverance on your career what intrigued him to know you more.

so he left his family hospital.

San is pediatrician and so do you, the amount of love he gives on these children what also intrigued you in getting to know the man that suddenly left the hospital that you were trying to apply.

"hey i can give you a ride?" you mention, his ear perk up and reddens. his heart thumps inside his chest all of a sudden, "i-i .."

upon realizing what you said, your eyes once again widen and stutter out excuses, "oh my gosh! i - this is embarrassing, God take me!" you groan, covering your face.

for a while San chuckles at your reaction, composing himself, "I know you don't mean any harm but if you're going to drop me off then i hope i'm not delaying any of your plans."

When San agrees about you giving him a ride, he meant to be able to relax on the passenger seat.

He stares at the glaring matte black with gold flames on the Kawasaki Ninja 400R. That is one of the motorbikes he wishes to own and drive but because of his independence, San is still saving up.

"Holy .." You look at San as you place the glove tightly on your hand, "hmm?" Clueless on his reaction, you swing your leg over the bike, reviving the engine on and tune in the smoky sound of the engine of your bike.

San stares in awe as you hand him (set of embarrassment hue on your cheeks) a customized helmet. It has kitty ear with soft peach color as parallel of the inside of the ear.

"this is so cute." when he puts in the helmet, it dawned on him. You, arch back, hunch forward and him behind you, holding on tightly. His ears were once again red, frozen in place; his mind racing the same speed as your bike with filthy thoughts.

Like how could he not? Your ass is probably close to his (now) stiffening cock in his scrubs when he jumps in. the way it would keep brushing on his cock would probably have him cumming there.

"San? you okay?" You haven't feel the pressure or the weight on your back, so you turn your attention on San; standing with an incredible thickening boner in his scrubs, if it weren't for the eye shield of your helmet, he would seen you checking him out.

Or worse, staring at his firm boner.

San snap out of his thoughts and hurriedly swing his legs over the other side of the bike, after settling down on the leather seat. "You okay? Do you need-"

"Let's just go." San spoke clearing his throat and immediatly feels bad for brushing your concerns off, you understood why.

Without speaking much, you note that San would not hold on to you because of his hard situation so you did the initiative to grab his hands, in which he was taken back, and wrap them around your waist; patting his hand, "Mind you that it's night and I'll be taking advantage of the road."

You look over at San, "don't worry, I'll slow down if its too much." So without delaying much of your guys time, you kick off the stand and off both of you on the streets. San calling whatever can answer them make this ride, a comfortable one.

to say the least, no one grant his calls.

"u-Ugh f-ufuck chakaman!" San gasp, holding on to the mop of hair on the level of his hips while gripping his scrub up on his chest in his other hand—exposing his toned stomach, his scrub pants pooled on the floor. Your tousled hair, lips wrapped around his aching cock left him gripping the leather seat of your motorbike as you continued swirling your tongue on his red tip. San cried, bucking his hips when you took all of him; fitting him in your mouth up til’ his tip hitting the back of your throat.

 You hum to accumulate more of his climax, which in your satisfaction made San whimper thrusting his hips in your mouth, “f-fuck …” Shamelessly, he started fucking your throat as his climax were nearing and sooner, his cum spurted on your tongue and down your throat. You pull away from him, opening your mouth and sticking your tongue out to let him see that you have collected some of his cum before swallowing them.

  You gave him a smile before licking your salty lips, standing up proceeding to remove your leather pants; letting them rest on your knees along with your undies. You turn your head over to look at him with a smirk on your lips, bending moderately for him to see your puckered glistening hole with a small help of one of your hands to spread your cheek.

 “I know you want to get your dick wet, come on baby.” San’s eye twitch the moment you provoke him and have to look around the cleared parking spot you parked on and had him spitting his fingers and run them up and down your puffy cunt before grabbing his semi-hard dick and tap his tip on your hole; wiggling your asscheeks for him to provoke him more which he took the cue and slam his hips on yours.

You were quite taken back, his hips pace was something you were wondering if he has his dick wet a few times or he has this speed that you were looking for; nevertheless it had you moaning his name as his tip kept nudging. You rolled your hips each time he pulls away, leaving the tip then slamming back inside, “Fu-fuck Sannie— that’s so good! Right there!”

San’s hand crept down towards your clit, circling them rapidly and increasing the pleasure and the coil on your stomach, “You like that? You dirty dirty girl.” San stops circling his fingers around your clit and let you bend over your motorcycle as his hips snaps swiftly, placing the hem of his scrubs between his teeth as his hands knead the flesh of your hips then to your plump ass, spreading them as he watch his dick disappear inside your hole; a ring of your slick making him moan in his scrubs.

“Shit shit!” You cursed, lewd noises echoing the silent parking lot increase the arousal on your stomach, the fire of desire as San rapidly ram himself until you feel your thighs shake, “I’m g-gonna cum!” San drops the cloth and bent over to your ear, “Then make yourself a mess on my dick baby.” 

That it all took before you had a long string of ‘fuck’ leaving your lips as your orgasm washed over you, eyes fluterring close hips moving to chase your high. You felt San’s hand clasp around your hips and his broken moans reach your ears, “I don’t care if you’re on the pill or not but me? Get you knocked up? It’s been a fantasy of mine.”

His seeds spurted your walls, bucking a deeper part of your pussy. His hips halted as he let every drop of his cum stay inside you before pulling out, a whine left your lips but soon replaced by a yelp as San smacked your ass in his palm before placing your panties and your pants back on, “It’s cold and besides …” You turn around, he brushes hair away from your sweaty face, “I don’t want you wasting what we work hard on.”

Your cheeks flared, “You must have thought of this ‘fantasy of yours for a while now eh?” San shakes his head, a smile on his lips; securing his boxers and scrub pants back on before leaning on your motorcycle, shrugging, “Maybe but I should have taken you on a date first before I knock you up.”

You whine, smacking his arms, “Stop using that term.” San’s head threw back as he laughed at your reddened face, you groaned turning your head to the side. He stops laughing little by little before sighing, grabbing your hand; pulling you between his legs, “But it’s true. I had it all planned and there’s a step by step to it … but it looks like I skipped a step.”

You look at him, pouty lips, “a lot you mean.” He chuckles heartedly, grabbing your cheeks in his large palms, caressing them, “Okay a lot but it doesn’t mean I ain’t gonna take care of you. Let me praise you, love you, worship you and let me do those things because it is my duty to make you feel special and I want you to feel you are the only girl in this damn world. You’re my girl.”

You were left speechless and San saw in your eyes the appreciation, pulling you in his arms, “I’ll kiss you after our fourth date.”

“Why not now? You already got me knocked up and we are not even on our first date.” He chuckles and this is one of the reasons why he likes you; nonchalant or straightforward. He nodded, “Okay.” He pulls you in near his warmth, his lips landing gently on yours. He took the lead to make you feel special, make you feel the most important person to him.

#ateez #ateez choi san #choi san #choi san imagines #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez smut #ateez hard hours #ateez hard thoughts #choi san smut #choi san x reader #san ateez #ateez fanfic #kpop smut

[leclerc-s]

snow angel - track five

series masterlist // previous // next

MAY 2023

yuki tsunoda what's the saying?

lily muni he we ride at dawn!! yuki tsunoda yes, thank you, lily. WE RIDE AT DAWN FUCKERS!!

max verstappen i for one did not know norizz cheated on her with one of her friends.

pierre gasly WHO WAS IT RHEA?

rhea reynolds not important. mick schumacher her childhood best friend. rhea reynolds MICK?!

mick schumacher the people deserve to know the truth!

alex albon that is so much worse than just a friend.

esteban ocon i hope you destroy him with your new album.

mick schumacher oh it's bad.

lance stroll on a scale of multi-21 to abu dhabi 2021. how bad is it?

rhea reynolds probably abu dhabi 2021.

george russell a woman scorned is a man's worst nightmare. good for you.

daniel ricciardo that shit was awfully british of you russell george! george russell I AM BRITISH!

pierre gasly kika says she can't wait to hear you tear this man apart.

max verstappen she's coming for his weave. is that the saying?

rhea reynolds eh, it's an old one but it works.

logan sargeant THEY GOT #FUCKLANDONOWINS TRENDING ON TWITTER!

charles leclerc i hope this resurfaces when rhea releases new music.

lily muni he by the way, where's our sneak peak??

mick schumacher i'm afraid you guys aren't ready for the album. it's so sad.

charles leclerc A WIN FOR THE SAD BITCHES (ME!)

rheareynolds posted new stories

"i bet you couldn't believe. when you realized i'm harder to forget than i was to leave"

he looks like he's hard at work but he's watching deadpool

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rheareynolds to the person i can irrevocably be myself with, i love you. i'm sorry this is how the world found out.

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📍mickschumacher ich liebe dich

↳ rheayreynolds ich liebe dich auch

user1 oh my god they're so cute.

user2 what the fuck- they're so adorable.

oscarpiastri oh thank god. i don't think i could handle another rumor that we were dating. i have a girlfriend.

↳ rheareynolds you'd be lucky to date me!

↳ oscarpiastri sure, we'll go with lucky

lancestroll and this is the part where everyone thanks me and lily because we're the reason those two are even together.

↳ user3 thank you for your service lance and lily

user4 it's literally black cat gf and golden retriever bf

arthur_leclerc oh good. i don't think i could handle keeping this a secret any longer.

↳ olliebearman because bigmouth leclerc is the reason i found out and i don't even know rhea!

vancityreynolds gross get this shit off my feed

↳ rheareynolds and to think just yesterday you were asking me "when can i see mick again?"

↳ vancityreynolds i have to deal with your pda in person what makes you think i want to see it on my instagram feed?

↳ mickschumacher that's a very valid answer.

↳ rheareynolds kiss ass

↳ mickschumacher it's why blake likes me more than you

↳ rheareynolds TAKE IT BACK SCHUMACHER! I'M BLAKE'S FAVORITE!

user5 blake 🤝 mick 🤝 handing the reynolds craziness

maxverstappen1 orange just stormed out of the motorhome. he's heading for aston martin, nevermind he's coming for me.

↳ maxverstappen1 he's shouting for me to come outside. i will not.

↳ rheareynolds coward

↳ maxverstappen1 and you just couldn't wait until after miami?

charles_leclerc congrats but also could someone like, tell orange to stop causing a scene? this is very embarrassing.

↳ georgerussell63 he has found his way to the mercedes motorhome. we are in danger.

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mickschumacher the prettiest girl ever.

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📍rheareynolds hey, i love you!

↳ mickschumacher hey, i love you too!

user6 this, this couple means everything to me.

lilymhe STOP! THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE!

francesca.cgomes aww mick, this is so adorable!

user7 i want someone to look at me the way rhea looks at mick

↳ user8 she genuinely looks so in love with him

pierregasly he's making the rest of us look bad.

↳ mickshumacher i have to humble all of you somehow.

↳ alex_albon NOT LIKE THIS SCHUMACHER!

user9 aww guys regina george found her forever.

vancityreynolds don't fuck this up schumacher. i know how to use a katana.

↳ mickschumacher that's not as threatening as you think it is. i saw you scream over a spider. but i wasn't planning on it.

user10 the picture of her with the tums is so funny. why did she even have them in the first place?

↳ user11 because she's rhea and she does random shit like this all the time.

blakelively so that's where ryan's tums went...

↳ rheareynolds it was an emergency blake! esteban needed them!

↳ estebanocon liar! you stole them for 'funsies'

user12 i never remember blake and ryan liking one of lando's posts about rhea.

↳ user13 or commenting, they must have known he was going to fuck up eventually.

↳ user12 or they just didn't like him for rhea.

JUNE 2023

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rheareynolds snow angel THE ALBUM OUT 08/18 snow angel THE SINGLE OUT 06/09

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pierregasly 69? really

↳ rheareynolds i’m a comedian gasly.

user1 it’s literally the 8th! the single is out tomorrow!!

lilymhe his peace ends now

↳ rheareynolds babe he hasn’t known peace since bahrain 2022. you’ve made it your goal.

↳ lilymhe i would be a horrible best friend if i didn’t fulfill my duty

danielricciardo album of the year i fear

maxverstappen1 his peace is over. i will be playing this everyday until the end of the season

↳ user2 trust max to terrorize no wins with this album. we thank you for your service.

↳ maxverstappen1 glad to be of service 🫡

user3 oh i just know this album is going to hurt

yukitsunoda0511 will i find myself crying to this album?

↳ rheareynolds perhaps?

mickschumacher you killed it!

↳ rheareynolds i literally love you.

francesca.cgomes i fear she ate with this

oscarpiastri this post has reached the target. i repeat target has been reached.

↳ rheareynolds good. thank you for your service mr.pastry!

↳ user4 i love this duo so much

alex albon WAS YOUR GOAL TO BREAK OUR HEARTS??

logan sargeant I AM A PUDDLE OF TEARS ON THE FLOOR!!

charles leclerc i was so right in claiming snow angel.

yuki tsunoda DUDE I GET TO SCREAM THIS SONG IN CANADA! LET'S FUCKING GO!!

lily muni he she went to the taylor swift school of heartbreaking track 5's because WHAT THE FUCK??

mick schumacher i warned you guys.

oscar piastri can't wait to play this song right next to his drivers room.

max verstappen CAN I FIGHT HIM?? LET ME FIGHT HIM??

george russell YOU ARE NOT WEAK! HE'S WEAK!

daniel ricciardo FUCK MEN! FUCK LANDO NORRIS!

george russell YOU ARE SO WORTHY! HE ISN'T!

lily muni he RHEA, BABY, WE LOVE YOU!

rhea reynolds aww, i'm glad you guys liked the song.

max verstappen what's stopping me from crashing into him in canada??

yuki tsunoda what's stopping me from biting his ankles?? pierre gasly what's stopping me from running him over with my car??

lance stroll there are tears in my eyes rhea. this isn't funny

esteban ocon i can confirm there are tears in his eyes. but they are also in mine.

charles leclerc i haven't been able to stop crying since i first heard it. arthur is worried.

mick schumacher it'll be even worse when you hear the album. i cried the first time.

mick schumacher and the second, and the third mick schumacher IT'S A SAD ALBUM!

max verstappen i will fight him. we are defending rhea's honor.

rhea reynolds no, max, it's okay. i'm over it, i promise.

lily muni he it's okay, i can fight him.

yuki tsunoda and me. he will never see me coming. rhea reynolds NO! NO FIGHTING! logan sargeant what about crashing into him?? rhea reynolds NO! oscar piastri slowly torturing him with the song?? rhea reynolds umm, i'll let you people do that one thing.

daniel ricciardo A WIN FOR US! A LOSS FOR NOBITCHES!

alex albon operation make norizz miserable starts now.

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¡leclerc-s speaks! am i making lando too big of an asshole? oh who cares, it's a fanfiction.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

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Lin Kuei Bros X Enemy Reader MK1 Intros

The concept is you two used to be married but you ended up being a traitor and killed the other two brothers. You hate to see it.

Idk why but when I was picturing the reader’s powers I was picturing the Dimitrescu sisters but stronger. Once again, I don’t know why. Just enjoy the ride.

Bi-Han: I’ll rip you apart for killing my brothers!

You: Brothers? Too bad Tomas isn’t alive to hear this

You: A traitor married to another traitor? It’s comical.

Bi-Han: We are nothing alike

You: Any regrets now Bi-Han?

Bi-Han: Not killing you when I had the chance

Bi-Han: You’ll be dead before dawn

You: Won’t change the fact you betrayed the only people who loved you

You: Kuai Liang begged me not to hurt you before I slaughtered him

Bi-Han: My brother’s death will not be in vain

Bi-Han: I’ll destroy you and anyone who looks like you

You: You’re better at destroying relationships, my love. Not people.

You: I’ll let you pick Harumi from in between my teeth when I’m done with her

Kuai Liang: You won’t have a chance to go after her

You: You never could unite your brothers, could you?

Kuai Liang: Their deaths won’t go unanswered for

Kuai Liang: There’s no redemption for you in my eyes

You: Then I’ll poke my claws right through them

You: I’ve destroyed everything. No army. No clan. Me.

Kuai Liang: Which is exactly why you’ll fall the hardest

You: Vengence won’t consume you, huh?

Kuai Liang: Vengence and justice are not the same

You: You kill me and you’ll become everything you fear

Kuai Liang: Your scare tactics won’t save you

You: You were so desperate for a place to belong, fooling you was almost too easy

Tomas: And I’ll pay for that mistake for the rest of my life

You: If your brothers couldn’t defeat me, what makes you think you can?

Tomas: You underestimating me will lead to your ruin

You: Another family lost Tomas. Maybe you’re cursed.

Tomas: I’ll get revenge for this one

Tomas: You won’t leave this fight alive after what you’ve done

You: I don’t fear a false Lin Kuei

Tomas: Why did you do it?

You: Why not?

You: You should have heard Bi-Han when I killed Kuai Liang in front of him

Tomas: Forget prison! I’ll kill you here and now!

I wanna do a part 2 ngl👀 If Kuai Liang’s name isn’t in orange, it’s because tumblr thinks I’m spelling it wrong and is glitchy asf

Also I feel like I use the same gifs, especially for Kuai Liang and Tomas but when I tell y’all I’ll be scrolling and I’ll see the same ones. My little gif button must be wildin’. Imma have to start hunting these bitches down. I know they’re tired of seeing me use their shit😭😭

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