#we stan an unproblematic king

[streamsofstardust]

absolutely dying over jon walker looking at a post of early panic that he was tagged in and ONLY posting the pic of him and ryro

#we do in fact stan jon walker #unproblematic king #ryan baby we all miss you pls come back

[eggsaladstain]

lee seok joon you will always be famous to me

he's the chairman's right-hand man, he's the director of HR, he's a lawyer, he's a wedding MC, he's ji-hyuk's hyung, he's an expert in covert surveillance, he rides a motorcycle, he loves pork ribs, he's unflappable, he looks great in a suit, he hates misogynists

we stan an unproblematic, multi-talented king

#ha do kwon #marry my husband #kdrama

[wendytestabrat]

who each of the four boys has the closest relationship with in the group

CARTMAN: he’s closest with kyle & kenny obviously bc that’s who we see him hanging out with the most. stan is cartman’s least fav bc he isn’t all argumentative & pissy like kyle is and actually has self-respect so cartman finds him boring LOL. he also can’t use him and manipulate him easily like he does with kyle & kenny. cartman is also jealous that stan keeps kyle from him & kyle is a two faced bitch around stan. stan is the real goodie two shoe saint of the group, not kyle. kyle just pretends to care abt morality to show off in front of stan lol. so yeah kyle & kenny are more likely to go along with cartman’s schemes and do fucked up shit & have fun.

KYLE: he’s closest with stan & cartman and kenny is his least fav. which we see how kenny is always kyle’s LAST choice of who to hang out with and when him and stan are fighting he goes to cartman LOL. kenny is such a fucking afterthought to kyle he only hangs out with him if there’s no one else to hang out with or if he can use him for shit. the only reason kyle & kenny had that adventure together in the episode “jewbilee” was bc stan & cartman had their own plotlines in the other two episodes in the meteor shower trilogy lol. stan was at that party and cartman was being babysat by shelly.

STAN: yeah kyle & kenny are the only ones in the group stan gives a shit about and he STRONGLY dislikes cartman. stan is always the one in the group who tries to get cartman kicked out or get kyle & kenny to ignore him and stay away from him. whenever it’s the three of them (stan, kyle, & kenny) all being petty & doing shit behind cartman’s back & pretending not to be his friend that’s thanks to stan LOL. but that’s a whole rant i did on why stan is actually the one who dislikes cartman, not kyle. kyle just acts fake and pretends he hates cartman the most so he looks cool to stan bc stan’s more popular than him. kyle & kenny are rlly the only ones in the group who try to maintain a friendship with cartman and hang out with him one on one & stan only tolerates him to be polite & avoid drama and bc he cares about kyle and knows how obsessed kyle is with cartman lol.

KENNY: yep you guessed it he’s closest with stan & cartman (but mainly cartman) and kyle is his least fav. kenny gets along well with stan wayyyy better than kyle and agrees with him on a lot of shit and they have a lot of plotlines together. like for instance when the group split up in TFBW & “faith hilling” kenny chose stan’s side and stan was the saddest when kenny died bc he cares abt him the most. i think stan & kenny get along well and have a good friendship bc they’re both the nicer easy going unproblematic kings of the group while kyle & cartman are always throwing fists LOL. i also feel like cartman & kyle’s obnoxious rivalry and love/hate relationship over the years has forced stan & kenny to grow closer with each other bc there are a lot of moments where the two of them will leave & hang out one on one or whatever when they get sick of cartman & kyle’s bullshit when they’re fighting. & then ofc kenny likes hanging around cartman bc cartman likes to have fun like him and they are canon bffs. kenny doesn’t give a shit abt kyle bc kyle doesn’t give a shit abt him and doesn’t view him as a friend so the feeling is mutual. and bc kyle has been classist towards kenny for being poor just like cartman, but hey AT LEAST CARTMAN MAKES AN EFFORT TO HANG OUT WITH KENNY AND HAVE FUN WITH HIM

#this is the entire four boys dynamic explained i don’t make the rules i enforce them #you’re welcome #south park #main 4 #kyman #cartman #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #eric cartman

[ast4rg1rl]

OKAY BUT avatar face claims plzplzplz -💌

a/n: the way I absolutely ran to Pinterest for this </3

I MIGHT DO A PART TWO FOR EVERYONE ELSE!!

✫ Lo'ak:

I head canon him as a pretty boy through and through, after all he IS his daddys son, Like other writers have mentioned my boy probably has W rizz but only chooses to use it on reya, we stan an unproblematic king after all. He is definitely part of some type of school sport but also enjoys helping out with art exhibitions with reya and kiri

✫ Neteyam:

AHHHHHHH JUST LOOK AT HIM, teyams the school sweetheart we all know that he gets asked out the most alongside Ao'nung. He ALSO probably plays a school sport but dw he's not a typical jock he's really nice cause his mama 👏 raised 👏 him 👏 right 👏!

✫ Kiri:

kiri is MY weed smoking crystal obsessed gf (REAL!) shes the type of person who sits at the back of the class ignoring everyone probably listening to music OR she skips a lot theres no in between. She spends most of her time at the school greenhouse or garden mostly because she loves being close to nature

✫ Tuk:

Sweet little tuk tuk, she probably leads primary school with an iron fist she's just so cool like that, adults tend to like her for her unlimited kindness towards the typical "outcast" kids. You can bet shes the type of girl who would brag to her friends about her totally awesome older siblings

#s.kiri #s.tuk #s.lo'ak #s.neteyam #avatar smau #wotwsmau #avatar x reader #starspeculation #s.💌 #loak x reader #lo’ak x reader #neteyam x reader #kiri x reader

[officialfoxsquadron]

if there's one man i will forever stan it's wedge antilles. i love that, just going off of movie canon, we know nothing about him besides the fact that he's the ONLY bitch to take down two death stars. he shows up does his job and leaves. unproblematic king. there is absolutely no one doing it like him

#eowyn speaks #wedge antilles

[davinaswife]

Neil Gaiman is genuinely the most coolest people ever. He's just so accepting and chill, his vibes are just so incredibly warming. We stan an unproblematic king🫶

#good omens #neil gaiman

[jamazzilblog]

Drama's just developing and he is not having any of it, we stan an unproblematic king, common Philza win

#qsmp #jamazil reacts to qsmp #vodblogging #qsmp philza

[anakinskywalkerog]

I always respected how Hayden never once bad-mouthed George Lucas or PT at a time that everyone was.

Hayden has always remained true to George and to the movies he made!! he stays humble regardless. he has a lot of integrity. i’m in love with him but what else is new

linking this post from last year about this 💛 we stan the most unproblematic king

#star wars #hayden christensen #anakin skywalker #star wars prequels #george lucas #answered asks

[dontbotherwiththepronunciation]

☕️ OTP: Nameless ladies

(Yes, I am targeting you with this) ≖‿≖

Your emoji looks like Nanami smiling before realising she is adopted.

2.

Th€yne? Thram$ay? Gre¥$now? Nah man, let's Stan the true unproblematic hot Ironborn x thirsty Mainlander OTP:

Captain of the Myraham's daughter x Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter.

I want them to hook up. Let the captain of the Myraham's daughter live her erotic saltwife fantasy with the one (1) woman in Asha's crew that we know of, the one ironborn hot murderous pirate who would actually understand the struggle that is to act as a narrative prop for some authorial entity to showcase one of the Greyjoy's siblings lack of ideological integrity.

I have been marinating in my own theories with little to no contact with the fandom since 2016. I have a lot of weird non-sensical thoughts that might be overreaching in their significance but you know that already and the worst possible thing that could develop from posting this is that people will laugh at it.

I think that Kyra and Urri serve as similar narrative props for Theon & Aeron, I think Jeyne & Falia also serve as similar narrative props for Theon & Aeron and I also think that the Captain of the Myraham's Daughter & Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter serve as similar props for Theon & Asha.

In Theon's case the concept of the captain of the myraham's daughter has already been discussed countless times and in all honesty I don't have much to add to it. Yes, he does treat her rather disrespectfully, he does take advantage of her in a way, he doesn't really care for her physical pleasure, he is dismissive of her uneasiness and has a few unkind thoughts about her which made him so loathsome, but all in all I wouldn't call him abusive or violent. Just disappointing.

There is something unbelievably funny about how bad that sexual encounter goes though. The captain of the myraham's daughter is endearingly enthusiastic about the concept of thraldom and salt wives and even begs Theon to take her with him, something he denies her.

Why though? He has been romanticising the Old Way (Or what he thinks he understands about this idolised and romanticised view of the Old Way) the entire journey and if he truly considers himself to be one of the exemplary Ironborns who would take what they wanted with no qualms, why does he leave her there? She could have even served as an example of virility or status, a mark to say "I am Ironborn. I haven't forgotten our history and culture."

But no, he just leaves her there to the mercy of an angry father.

I know she has been read as a narrative vessel hundreds of times and she is one, but the message behind her presence varies depending on interpretation and, to me, this could be (among other things) a way of displaying Theon's subconscious lack of ideological compromise, which we see often through the text (his reaction to the raids on the stony shore, his disappointment at how commonly the other Ironborn treat him, Smiler, etc.)

To me Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter is also evidence for an ideological divide concerning Ironborn culture and tradition, but she is there to signify Asha's, not Theon's.

Ironborn culture is so interesting to me and I tend to think of it more fondly than I'm probably supposed to because of hundreds of reasons I've already told you about and one of those is that it allows women more liberties than most of Westeros but still chains them to a place of submission compared to men. A woman might be the captain of her own ship, which would make her a queen if going by Theon.

"If every captain was a king aboard his own ship, as was often said, it was small wonder they named the islands the land of ten thousand kings." (Theon | ACOK)

I think on the video games they could even become priestesses for the Drowned God, so if going by that as canon world-building (we shouldn't but it would be cool) they could also find a place in religious organisations. They can be stewards. The only two female stewards we have met in asoiaf are Iron Islanders (Manifesting for Noseless Jeyne to become Pyke or Harlaw's steward at the end of ADOS).

And yet...the most gender-non-conforming Ironborn woman we've met, asides from Asha...doesn't even get a name.

It seems curious to me how Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter is only known as that: "Hagen's daughter" and this coming from ASHA out of all characters who is actively struggling with her culture's sexism in order to get the seastone chair for herself.

Most Iroborn characters are referred to by mentioning some physical feature or disability accompanying their name, but in her case, instead of her name, we get her father's name used with a possessive apostrophe.

The main difference between Asha's character archetype and Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter's, is that one of them is lowborn and the other not, which could be a way of highlighting how class differences still exist among Ironborn, who consider themselves to be equals in their superiority of other races but still have a feudal hierarchy, but in all honesty the class issue is (in my opinion) overshadowed by how both characters identities are so depending on their fathers.

The text often remarks on Asha as someone who was "groomed" (the very use of that word in fanon text already has some unconscious troublesome connotation I don't agree with) into her personality by her father.

This girl forgets herself. Balon let her believe she was a man." "Balon’s sons are dead. All I see is Balon’s little daughter!" (Aeron | AFFC)

Never do they ever speak of her as "Asha" when it is about her wanting the crown; it's about Balon's daughter. (In a way it reminds me of the Northerner's going to save Arya and also not referring to her as such. They speak of "Ned's girl")

But anyway, I never really expected them to refer to Asha as Asha, but I would have hoped Asha would have been conscious enough of her struggles to recognise her fellow warrior woman as more than just her father's shadow.

Whenever people speculate on how Asha's interactions with other gender-non-conforming women (ex. Brienne, Arya) might look like, I just think of Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter. and wonder whether this comes from a place of class privilege or unconsciousness against the thing she is consciously fighting against.

I have no idea what Asha's endgame might look like and usually, I like seeing her as Theon's puppeteer, but if we have to witness her settling to be the unofficial ruler or perhaps not even a ruler at all, it would be sad to see her haunted by her father's shadow. It also makes me wonder whether she really ever had a chance at the Kingsmoot.

Whatever, another possibility I like to fantasise about is simply that Asha and Hagen's beautiful red haired daughter hooked up, dated, had a messy breakup and now Asha is trying to distance herself from her.

That's a funnier alternative. Would also add angst and maybe some comedic potential to the nameless ladies OTP.

Ship, ship, ship, I ship.

#for my birthday I wanted to commission someone to draw or write them as a 70s ertica or something #I can't even read eotica without being triggered but I think the sapphics deserve it. #I'm gonna make them on sims medieval #asoiaf #asha greyjoy #*shrek 2 voice*: they (the women this is about) don't even have tags #I love it when grrm pulls an All the Names on us #He learnt from Saramago and for that I respect him #theostrichsdaughter #has to read All the Names! #I have to reread All the Names again #I have to revisit the all the names/Theon Greyjoy/der verlorene analysis when I finish the term #no one would understand nor be interested in that but I'm used to that #Theon and der verlorene are 180° degree turns on the same angle #Asha is der verlorene while Theon is Arnold but also Theon is the actual Verlorene while Asha is the true Arnold their parents dreamed of #Alannys/Mutter Balon/Vater Theon-Asha/Der Verlorene-Arnold but inverted. #I have to finish translating der verlorene #I have to finish the term #I have to go to Europe #I have to morrow tomorrow #*cries* #god this fucking escalated #otp: they don't even have names #speaking

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Volena is honestly two people we can stan without ever regretting it

Unproblematic King and Queen

[ppeuppeuppeu]

To compare harwin/ryan to the whole eddie munson thing is so 🤢🤢🤢 we're not that low come on. For starters we're not harassing him online and irl, we're mostly adults with common sense so whoever said that just zip it.

ive been on ST twt for some time to understand this. i love eddie munson, but some stans are so out of it. to compare us with them, that person is just petty and pathetic and needed something to blow steam off, and we harwin stans, literally the chillest, became the target of hate. i dont even understand. we do nothing but support each other, our ship, respectfully admire our actor, and we mind our own business. mygoodness.

and off topic, but what is so fvcking wrong about choosing to be a fan of a character that barely had screentime? sure, he had what? an accumulated 10 mins in the entire show? but ryan corr made him so impactful. he did that. harwin did that. leave us alone and let us enjoy in peace.

how can you not stan this unproblematic king?

#ryan corr #harwin strong #house of the dragon #AND DONT GET US STARTED ON THE 'HARWIN DIDNT DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT' ARGUMENT BC MANY OF US WILL COME TO FIGHT #ALSO AGAIN STAN EDDIE MUNSON #not all eddie munson stans are terrible hello

[yfm-confessions]

2011 Puff Puff is an actual demonic ghoul and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t. He treats everyone around him like garbage (even the people he considers his friends) and is a textbook misogynist and narcissist,, like deadass he’s always objectifying/dehumanising women and the way he treats Benatar and DeeJay is actually horrifying. I get that he’s supposed to be a stereotype but Jesus Christ I want to smack him. So glad he was toned down a bit in the reboot

True and not true, he’s pretty bad at times but he’s not HORRID. But the way he treats women is uh…yeah. We Stan gen 2 puff though unproblematic king!!!!

#confession #yfm #your favorite martian

[zoeywades-spouse]

Wait is alpha already out? How do u know it is male-coded. Uggggh, PB is getting worse. WolfBride was not enough already and now this. I don't need another bossy werewolf alpha. I want sweet Cal Lowell *sighs*

Well, hope u are doing fine ^^

Alpha isn’t out yet but it seems to be some sort of Wolf Bride rip off and usually with those types of books and smut-centric books that PB writes the LI as a man. It’ll probably be some sort of protective man/woman who crosses way too many boundaries but they’re tough and yet has a lot of masculine traits and behaviors that don’t really happen with female LIs. Most single LI books PB has written have been male-coded, although some are better than others it’s still frustrating.

And yes! Cal Lowell is the best werewolf out there and we stan our unproblematic king 🙌

Hope you’re doing well too nonny!

#also when are we gonna get a GOOD werewolf book?? #choices #playchoices #choices stories you play #choices alpha #cal lowell

[wockyandere-imagines]

The most underrated character in ace attorney imo is the bailiff

The only one who does their job without any weird hang ups and gets a decent pay cheque

We Stan this unproblematic king

#to the mod #mod wocky

[spiritofjustice]

i always love Paul’s lines because he really is one of the only villagers who just minds his own damn business 100% of the time.

there’s a handful of others, barring all the kids who are always nice, there’s Ollie, Mapson, Donna maybe, Bronson, Tessie, Caroline, Biff i think (counting people who went through with changes-- obviously people like Lighter and Ed who didn’t buy happy boxes are going to be nicer) but everyone else tends to have at least one snide ass comment to make-- like i remember Abbot tries to flex how happy he is on Lucas and Bob makes a snarky comment that Lucas “must think he’s really important” because he’s taking his dog for a walk and doesn’t have a job in chapter 4

then Paul is in his own lane. unbothered. never has a mean thing to say about anybody, and is one of the only people who has a based and respectful response to Ionia (although you can tell he doesn’t really understand trans people but he’s trying bless his heart). we stan an unproblematic king

#Psy's no punctuation posts #m3 notes #mother tag #it's sad he and Lin have like no lines #you can tell they are not Itoi's favorites KRGF #i feel like Bob must have been one of Itoi's favorites to write for being he has a weird amount of lines #at least by my perception

[unwantedarc]

omg hai i have interview for you

are you aware that penelope handon is act\ualllyyy suuuuper offensive? she literally has green-blue hair, and she's CIS.

green-blue hair is for dreamgender people only???? and as far as i know, penelope hanDUMB is NOT dreamgender.

so yeha, you better fix this if you wanna get ANY fans 🙄🙄🙄🙄😏😏😎

anyways, stan jschlatt for being an unproblematic king <3

Love, Ben Shapiro

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On behalf of the Revalty team, we are SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!

Penelope Handon is a BIG fan of dream and would never want to offend him or his fan base!!!! From now on, Penelope Handon will be bald, so that nothing like this EVER happens again!

I hope you can understand, and thank you so much for bringing this to our attention, stan dnf 💙💚

@revaltycomic

#Revalty