#we’re not gonna talk about it-

[yyumehh]

where did this cat come from 💀

#ik it’s choppy we’re not gonna talk about it #cries in traditional art #cursed cat alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #nimona #sketch

[shootingstarsandsilvermoons]

do u even game bro?

#me #gay #lgbt #got a haircut today #yes my Christmas tree is still up #leave me be #we’re also not gonna talk about my eyes #yes they’re different sizes #yes i hate it

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 251

Danny is tired and annoyed. On one hand, his parents took the whole ‘so I might be slightly dead’ pretty well! Which is good! On the other, they decided to send him and his sisters to their uncle while they take care of the Guys in White and refurbish the house to be, well, him safe. Which meant a ridiculously long flight all the way to New Jersey. 

A flight he was pretty sure happened to be illegal what with the fact that neither of them were asked for their IDs or anything despite having them with them. Hm. Y’know he’s not going to question it, he’s getting a nap the moment they get to Uncle Harvey’s. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Harvey & Maddie are half-siblings #Two-Face grumbles but honestly also loves his nephew & nieces (wait he thought they only had one niece-) #Look it’s not the first time Jack & Maddie have broken laws and they’re not gonna let GIW hurt their kids #Danny is going to get an autograph from Poison Ivy for Sam #Jazz is going to get an interview from Harley if it’s the last thing they do #Harvey to Two-Face: We can’t get arrested with the kids plz don’t mess with the bats #Give Two-Face a name challenge #Ellie loves her uncles Harvey & Archie #Danny to Jazz: So we’re not going to talk about how our uncle is pretty much a mafia boss right #Jazz: I don’t think you realize what I witnessed before you were born Danny #Jazz: I’m gonna lay low so I can be a brain surgeon & if we can use this to our advantage we will

[chrollohearttags]

hey readers! ever find yourself without something to fulfill you? maybe you’re tired of all the soul crushing, degrading smut that circulates this app on the daily with THOUSANDS of notes because no one could possibly like such treacherous filth, could they? I mean, what type of slutty, self hating jezebel would even think of such things? Perhaps you’d like a sweet, powder puff fluff that you just can’t be vexed to reblog from other writers because let’s be honest, it takes too much work, doesn’t it? 🥰 I mean, who wants to waste time supporting ACTUAL writers when it’s much easier to twiddle those dirt stained thumbs together and construct useless, harmful critiques that really aren’t worth two farts in the wind. But boy, do I have a solution for you all! This new, innovative technology will help you create the fic of your dreams! Follow these steps below:

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and remember kids, the next time you feel the strong urge to post another meaningless, recycled bait post because no one in real life loves you and attention is scarce so you seek it the only way you know how…your old buddy Google Docs will be right there to fill that void. Let’s hope you can make it past the spelling of the name stage ❤️ have a good day everyone!

#don’t say I never gave y’all nothing #now don’t post no stupid shit again #sick of y’all #cherry chats 🍒 #writing tips #have the day y’all deserve fr #cause let’s talk about it #notice everytime a random gets popular among black writers #everybody says this #first it was aot #now it’s JJK #I’m just waiting on one piece to join the fray #we’re gonna get accused of niggering it up next #these hoes can’t read or write #stop giving them attention #also blocking a lot of y’all who agreed with that stupid bitch’s post

[adelinamoteru]

its kinda crazy that yall will apply real world politics and situations to gotham when it comes to jason and his ‘vigilantism’, but never choose to take that angle when analyzing any other bat character’s

brother eye from batman? hello? does constant nonconsensual surveillance seem like an ethical way to keep an eye on supposed allies or stop crime in real life? does beating people up until they comply with u (under fucking duress) seem like the ethical way to produce testimonies and confessions?

but nah, one speech from jason in utrd and yall are up in arms about how nothing he’s saying is actually conducive to lowering crime rates.

at the end of the day, it doesn’t fucking matter who’s right and who’s wrong regarding these morals in real life because the dc universe is so fucking far from reality in the crime that the justice system has to deal with. there is no point in arguing a reality standpoint if its not going to be applied to vigilantism in the bat comics as a whole.

and on the topic of fiction, the willful ignorance as to how jason’s story also portrays a victims revenge/justice is just boring at this point. how are themes in a narrative not coming through to you. especially when doing literature analysis for any of these comics.

#jason todd #red hood #dc #batman #dcu #why dont u guys ever choose to argue about smth past the surface level conflict #and why is it always argued in terms of a realistic justice system #violence is always gonna breed more violence yes thats a fucking given #but do I also think killing someone like the joker will yield that same result? no not fucking rlly #bc we’re talking about gotham and batman comics #stay tuned I will be releasing a long awaited (bc im too fucking lazy to try and get my thoughts down) about the rlly fucking narly aspects #of bruce and jasons difference in morals #lets get real personal im no longer interested in morality im interested in character motivations and #rationales #I wanna know talk about WHY bruce and jason think the way they do and why they’ve chosen not to cross to the other side/abandon their side #not whether they’re right or wrong #this tumblr is just me regurgitating the same damn sentiments over and over again but with no pay off #I have to say it every day for every time that I see it happening with no change

[avalencias]

It was surreal. It was surreal, the feeling of having Laudna looking down at her from inches away, holding her. Her breath was against Imogen’s face and absurdly, Imogen was struck by the fact that less than an hour ago they’d been robbing a house. They were here for a key, and they were heading to a crypt, and across the planet the moon was being torn open by something hungry and terrible and catastrophic, and here she was in Laudna’s arms and Laudna was looking at her with an expression that she didn’t dare to name but that reopened that chasm beneath her feet. Nothing made sense anymore, not the future or the planet or this, but she thought that if it would all crash apart, at least it was with Laudna holding her so lovingly, and—

happy thursday all, @overnighttosunflowers is writing this fic and it has been driving me to distraction ever since

#critical role #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #my things #we’re not gonna talk about how I had this basically finished last week before work went topsy turvy #I just love them :( #and YOU abby obv pls I love this fic so much

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

I was ACHING to draw art of @bisexuallsokka ‘s tangled zukka au so here u go dears

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla #this fic took my heart and shattered it and shoved it up my asshole #it’s so good u don’t understand #also we’re not gonna talk about how I just blurred the original tangled image #shush I can’t draw backgrounds #also pls read this fic if u can I just- skskksjxksjahskdaa

[raylasgf]

‘you’ll learn more about callum’s birth father in season 6’

(also first post of 2024 happy new year friends!!)

#we’re gonna get so messy this season #aaron ehasz said this on twitter like 5 months ago but #i STILL think about it around #3 times a day. #i am not ready #callum #tdp #the dragon prince #alex talks #rayllum #tdp s6 #fav* #100 #200 #300

[tav-marcio-leles]

A victory smooch after Moonrise Towers 💜 Marcio ran straight past everyone else to immediately kiss his boyfriend

#bg3 spoilers #trying something different with my gale design #I forgot Marcio’s makeup but we’re not gonna talk about it #myart #glacio #gale x tav #bg3 tav #bg3 gale #bg3 art #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 oc #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate #baldurs gate tav #baldurs gate gale #baldur's gate 3 #tav

[shadowqueendiangelo]

Not Grover understanding both Percy and Annabeth SO WELL that he was able to give them a whole ass therapy session at the end I am LIVING

#he really said #we’re gonna sit down and talk about our issues #meaning our parents #snap to it because we don’t have all day #grover underwood #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjotv #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv show #pjo disney+ #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo

[iindigoeyed]

Do you ever think about how Amelie didn’t want kids and was forced into having one by her husband, yet raised Félix lovingly despite colts abuse, supports him and his goals and ambitions, cares about his safety, has a positive presence in his life to the point where he trusts her with everything, meanwhile emilie and gabriel both ‘wanted a child’ yet they couldn’t handle having one, couldn’t deal with child that disagreed with them or that had feelings or goals, couldn’t take care of him, didn’t care about what he wanted and forced him into doing what they wanted essentially breaking him down to an object of their own selfish desires because they wanted a pet, a puppet to control, and not a real living being, despite their insistence that they wanted a child because they see children as obedient subservient beings and not people. Or just me

#Yeah we’re talking about the sentis again. what of it #if you think emilie is a good person we’re gonna have an argument #she’s a piece of shit argue with the wall #ml #indiposts #adrien #felix #Amelie #Gabriel #emilie #colt #Amelie is the only one who didn’t want kids and is also the only one who raised her son right. #that fucks me up #Amelie is a victim too btw. just in case you didn’t know. #of colt I mean #Amelie my beloved!!!!!! #i need a tag for all this tomfoolery #sentis

[shannonsketches]

I’m playing TotK again because I don’t have TP available to me yet but can we talk about how the “Great Central Mine” is this close to the Gerudo border and how it is the only mine under central Hyrule, while there are two additional mines under Gerudo valley, both underneath the desert’s only natural water sources 🫠

#Ganon was rIGHT LOL #We’re not gonna talk about how they’re the only one’s with a cemetery down there !!!!!! #ANYWAY this has been your daily fuck the Zonai post from me lol #I said I wasn’t gonna start TotK discourse and here I am #do I know that this is game design for mapping symmetry yes #Do I also know that they could’ve done anything and chose to do this?? Also yes #No one can ever wonder why Ganon parked his happy ass under Hyrule castle #He said ‘if you’re gonna shit in the middle of my house I’m gonna shit in the middle of yours’

[l3viat8an]

 Suggestive!!

I couldn’t help myself 🚶🏼‍♀️ Satan X reader! Vampire!au

As soon as you walk into the room Satan’s nostrils flared as he takes in the sweet scent of your blood.

A small smirk on his face when you sit next to him, he sometimes wonders if you’re brave or stupid? After all you live with vampires and walk around without a care in the world-

Satan is pulled from his train of thought as you shift and his eyes land on your neck, smooth, bitable skin right in front of him, “Have you ever been bitten by a vampire?” everytime he has you alone Satan asks this question. It’s like a game between the two of you now and you laugh everytime “Satan you try this everyday and everyday my answer is the same. No I haven’t.”

You tilt your head to the side as if considering it now and in the process bare your neck to Satan (albeit accidentally)

Satan's eyes immediately flick back towards your neck and he can barely resist the urge to just lean forward and bite it. Instead he moves closer, so close his breath is hot against your skin.

“You know I won't stop asking until you give me permission. But you should try it.” He says, his voice low and dangerous as he leans just a bit closer to your neck. “Oh? And if I give you my permission, will I feel pain?” You seem genuinely curious now “Oh, sweet human, you'll feel so much more than just pain.” Satan grins devilishly, revealing his sharp fangs as he decides to take the bait. “If you're willing to let me, I can give you a sensation unlike anything you've ever felt before~”

Your eyes flick to his fangs then back up to make eye contact “Does that mean I’ll feel pleasure?” you ask again. “Of course, you will feel pleasure.” Satan says with a smirk as he moves his fingers up to rest softly on your shoulder. His eyes darken slightly as he looks back to your neck.

“My bite is quite intense, but it is also incredibly pleasurable. Are you sure you want to go through with this?” All you do is give a short curt nod and then Satan lips brushing against your neck gently before he parts them and sinks his fangs into your skin.

You feel a sharp pain at first, but it quickly gives away to a wave of pleasure. The sensation is electrifying, and you can't help but moan softly as he drinks from you. Satan's hand moves to the small of your back, pulling you closer to him as he continues to feed. As he drinks, you feel your energy slowly being drawn from your body but it's replaced with something entirely different, something that's thrilling and erotic at the same time.

After several long moments, Satan retracts his fangs from your neck, leaving a small, bite-sized wound that slowly begins to heal.

“Mmm, delicious~” He purrs, his eyes meeting yours as he licks a stray droop of blood from his lips. You lean into his touch and close you eyes “I must admit…..that was nice….” and you pass out.

Satan chuckles softly as he watches you pass out. He stands and decides to carry you carefully to his room, making sure you stay comfortable.

With a gentle hand, he brushes a strand of hair away from your face and speaks softly. "Rest well, MC. I’ll be here when you wake up." He places a soft kiss on your forehead before settling in for the night beside you.

#we’re not gonna talk about how I wrote this in 30 minutes 🏃🏼‍♀️💨 #obey me vampire!au #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me x reader #obey me satan x chubby reader #obey me satan x mc #obey me satan x reader #obey me satan imagines #obey me satan smut #obey me satan #obey me x chubby reader #obey me suggestive #obey me swd #om! satan #om! x reader #om! smut #om! suggestive #obmswd smut #obmswd satan #obmswd satan x reader #obmswd suggestive #roro writes

[ditzy-town]

(close ups and more spoilers below)

HELLO LOVELIES IM BACK WITH FNAF CONTENT 😩🤲 did that one scene from the movie but I amplified the drama😌✍️✨

Ik there’s a lot of debate on the movie rn but honestly the amount of love that went into the making of it is completely unfathomable (not to be dramatic ofc). Even if it’s not ppl’s thing, (which is totally fine!) I think it’s unfair for everyone who made this to simply call it “bad”. I mean the whole time I was watching it I couldn’t stop grinning so take that as u will lmao💀

sure it had goofy moments (which I found all to be pure genius imo🤓) and maybe not many horror elements to it, but I think u can still appreciate it for what it is. Honestly loved every easter egg that they sprinkled in it🤡 anyways can u tell I have strong opinions?

#ALSO ID LIKE TO MENTION THAT MATPAT MADE ME LET OUT THE MOST AUDIBLE GASP THATS EVER BEEN UTTERED SO TY FOR THAT🤝 #and we’re not even gonna talk about The fnaf song™️ playing at the end bc I nearly had a heart attack but whatever no biggy 👍 #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #cw: spoilers #tw: blo0d #five nights at freddy's #fivenightsatfreddysfanart #fnaf movie fanart #mike schmidt #william afton #fnaf fanart

[weremerricat]

#hey im louise #we’re not gonna talk about how the lyrics here make me want to kill myself #thelma and louise #we are also gonna ignore my shitty screenshots

[zeb-z]

I just think Tallulah gets to be upset about this. “It’s not Wilbur’s fault” “He’s not a bad dad” “He loves his daughter so much” yes! These are all true! And it’s not his fault! But he’s still not there. And Tallulah has gone through so much and still hasn’t seen him, the one time he was around was the one time she wasn’t, and all she has are letters and “I’m thinking of you always” and things that used to be theirs together, but he’s still not there. She’s waited and she’s been patient and she’s loved him all the same, and he’s still not there. Like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, from the happy milestones to the traumatic events, he’s still not there.

She knows that it’s not his fault, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s absent. That in and of itself just adds to the sorrow, because she knows why he’s gone, and she’s been told time and time again it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care, she knows this - it doesn’t mean it doesn’t sting, that it doesn’t hurt, that she doesn’t yearn for her father to be there more than anything in the world, and he’s just not there.

So yes, she gets to be upset, and be caustic, and stomp her feet and write bitter messages, and be angry and vitriolic, because she’s a little girl missing her father, who feels things with her whole heart and soul - and that means she gets to feel the ugly parts of it, too.

#it’s like no wilbur isn’t at fault. especially if we’re talking about cc wilbur. but fuck man of course she’s gonna feel like this #this doesn’t make wilbur a bad person! he’s just a missing one. and Tallulah feels all the misery and bitterness as a daughter left behind #where is her father kissing her injuries and reassuring her? where is her father protecting her? hugging her at the end of the day? #Wil isn’t around to do this and she wants him back and he’s not going to be back. not for a while. and it’s not his fault but it doesn’t #stop it from being upsetting. she’s a little girl #and at least she has phil. her dad. who’s there time and time again. and it doesn’t make him somehow morally better or wtevr. he’s there an #Wil is not. and he’s going to continue to be there as a solid figure in tallulahs life that she needs #idk man like. fuck #lmao relating my own experiences from here below in the tags ✌️ #as someone who’s been in that position? a parent absent for reasons outside of control? yeah it’s sucks. and I love them and they love me #*with a parent I mean I wasn’t the parent lmao #and it will never be the same. and when they were gone and missing things I was furious at them #that resentment grows and then it fades and sometimes bitterness strikes again and it’s how it goes. love is still there #and it’s no one’s fault. it just is. and what is is messy #anyways #mcyt #qsmp #q!tallulah #q!wilbur #z speaks