#wednesday the fuck

[pien-art]

my boy

edit: here's a little comic version

#flat fuck wednesday ig #the iron is NOT ON obviously #cat #spekkie #cat meme

[thesoftboiledegg]

#tweets #extremely relevant to my fandom #'WAH WAAAH WHY CANT BIRDRICK BE PLATONIC WAHH WAAHHH NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY' #lmao 99% of protagonists end up in a straight relationship even if the characters have no chemistry #we can't have ONE same-gender relationship? #this happens in other fandoms too #I saw a wednesday/enid ship post on facebook and the comments were an endless spew of 'wah wah why can't they be FRIENDS' #who the fuck said they can't?? #you just don't like it because it's a WLW ship

[kiksniko]

dance dance dance !

#sketchy #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #skk #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #happy wungou wednesday :> #some fluff to distract myself from whatever the fuck is going on in s5e4...

[dunkinbublin]

Tails getting scruffed.

keep ur fucking dog off my lawn

#sth #sonic the hedgehog #ask #miles tails prower #tails the fox #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #wstw #dunkinsart #dunkinreqs #knuckles the echidna #fuck it we posting this for wstw i havent followed though on that in a couple weeks #for shame

[roanniom]

I always like to hope your little drabbles might be inspired by your sweetie podcast guy 👀

Oh they kinda are inspired by him these days 👀

One for the Road

Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY, a whole lot of oral (f receiving)

“I like this shirt,” Eddie mumbles against your jaw, his fingers playing at the hem of your massive thrifted t shirt. You’re standing in the dappled morning sunlight warming his shitty little apartment kitchen. His hands roam your body with an urgency that belies the way he’d fucked you onto his messy sheets just thirty minutes prior.

“The day I got it I also got a Hellraiser t shirt. Huge. With a big picture of Pinhead on the chest,” you say proudly, smoothing a hand over said chest to indicate where the horror icon’s face would be. Eddie hones in on that one detail, of course, and cups your breasts through your shirt with a groan.

“Oh yeah? If it was that big did you cut the shirt up?”

You shake your head.

“No. I left it big and oversized. You know. Sexy,” you joke. Eddie nods slowly, still focusing all his attention on your tits through this particular shirt.

“Sexy. Oh yeah,” he mutters, completely distracted. He lifts the shirt slightly to reveal the feminine pair of boxers you’ve put on for your drive home. “These are fucking cute.”

“You think?” you ask, wiggling your hips cheekily.

“Yeah, I think,” mumbles against your neck before sucking on your earlobe. You go to say something else but his hand is now sliding under the waistband of your boxers. Within seconds he’s inside your panties and playing with the slick that’s gathered there.

“Eddieeee, I have to go,” you try to argue, but it turns into a gasping whine. Eddie ignores you. Or at least, he ignores your argument. He latches onto one of your nipples through your shirt and looks up at you pointedly to watch your face while he slides two fingers deep inside you. “Oh fuck…”

You don’t know how it happens. You really don’t. One minute you’d had your bag on your shoulder and you were half out the door, and in the next minute Eddie was sliding down to his knees, pushing you up against the wall at the entrance to his apartment. He pulls down your boxers and underwear before you can protest about your lateness any further, and he hooks your leg up over his shoulder before you can do more than grasp at his hair.

“Are you serious? I - oh god.”

Eddie’s mouth is on you and you should be aware of the fact that you’re moaning wantonly right by the door that leads to an inner hallway where all of his neighbors can probably hear you as they set out on their day.

Your bag starts slipping off your shoulder and the lights start flickering - he’d pushed you against the wall where the light switch is, so each time you move you find yourself clicking it on and off with your back.

“Eddie - oh. Eddie!” you try to call his attention to the awkward placement through your laughs and gasps, but he only seems vaguely annoyed by the distraction. He manhandles you over the the kitchen island and you grip at the counter, unsure what he has planned until he gets on his knees from behind you, gripping your hips and pulling your legs back apart so he can get to you with his mouth again.

“Holy fuck…” you yelp, completely overwhelmed by the stimulation. Eddie shoves two fingers deep inside of you again, thrusting and building up momentum until you find yourself forced up onto tiptoes.

You clutch at the counter and do your best to take the force of his thrusting - it feels so fucking good when he curves his fingers just like that - but you’re so overwhelmed you finally have to say something.

“Eddie. You’re making my legs shake! I can’t…” you pant.

You’re not sure what you expected him to do, but either way you’re surprised when he clambers to his feet and grabs you into his arms. Insecure and completely unused to being lifted, you let out a scream, but you’re only in the air long enough for him to deposit you onto one of the stools by the kitchen counter.

“This better for your legs?” Eddie asks, kissing your thighs while he spreads them and settles back on his knees between them.

“Yeah, I guess - Eddie!” you cry out at the feeling of his mouth on you yet again. His lips suction around your clit and he sucks. Hard. Your leg hooks over his shoulder again and your fingers thread through his hair pulling tightly as you hold on for dear life.

You don’t even have time to warn him. Your orgasm hits you like a freight train. You spasm around the fingers he’d some how managed to get back deep inside you at one point, and he laps you up as you rock your hips into his face. Thighs press into his ears while you ride out the feeling.

By the time your breathing has finally returned to normal, Eddie has already gotten up from the floor and started assembling your clothes and bag from where they’d been strewn about.

“You’re gonna be late for work, huh baby?” he asks, with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. A massive erection stands proud in his boxers and you laugh in spite of yourself, fully breathless.

“What the fuck was that, Munson?”

He leans forward to give you a kiss

“That was one for the road.”

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Thanks for reading, please comment and reblog to let me know what you think!

#I’m being silly - this one is 100% inspired by my Wednesday morning #he shocked the fuck out of me #it was fan fic behavior I was like sir what is this holy shit #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x reader #Eddie Munson thots #eddie munson x fem!reader

[katherines-howard]

enid: wends, come over

wednesday : i can't, i'm burying a body

enid: my mum isn't home

wednesday : i know

#netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #wednesday 2022 #enid sinclair #enid wednesday #enid x wednesday #wednesday x enid #wenclair incorrect quotes #incorrect wenclair #wenclair #fuck enid’s mum honestly

[kulai]

being utterly self-indulgent AGAIN

#wenclair #wednesday series #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #i searched up wenclair on tumblr a while ago to scroll through #and was reminded yet again of their #HEIGHT DIFFERENCE #literally enid is so tall r u fucking w me #^^ they jwu in this #it is ALSO the summer #so its hot. #“arent you hot in that weds?” #“im not a walking furnace like you enid. a black shirt wont kill me” #YEAH ENID IN A CAMISOLE 💪💪 #established wenclair #established couple #in this one atleast. #digital art #art #wlw #fanart #k_ulai #kulai

[markscherz]

Found your account from one of my mutuals reblogging that one mini frog post, could I learn about some fucked up frogs :D

Everybody is always banging on about Pipa pipa. Nobody is ever talking about how fucked up Hemiphractidae reproduction is

Like, they range from concealed carry, like this Gastrotheca orophylax

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which they achieve with a pouch that has a weird ass opening (lack of hyphenation intentional) (not actually anywhere near the cloaca of the frog) (this has earned them the common name 'marsupial frogs' for a very obvious reason)

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…to open carry, like this Fritziana goeldii

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which hatch out but remain glued on until developing sufficiently, like this Cryptobatrachus boulengeri

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Pretty fucked up, if you ask me.

#frogs #fucked up #nature #wild #animals #herpetology #zoology #biology #what the fuck is up with that #I feel like I should tw a phobia #but like #what phobia even is this #it's not really trypophobia #who had 'a cornucopia of froglets' on their bingo card? #anyway Hemiphractidae are amazing #excellent frogs #weird though #it is Wednesday my dudes #sweethibiscustea82 #answers by mark #cw trypophobia #cw body horror

[pixelkip]

i dont think im the first but oh well.

#shit didnt even work on some phones that were on silent (not supposed to happen) as far as im hearing and was 2 minutes early #so . good job finding a way to fuck it up as always U.S. government!! #loud sound wednesday #extremely loud sound wednesday #fema #emergency alert test

[reloaderror]

Nothing bad has ever happened to this man

#wow hans makes tgcf fanart. anyway it wont happen again byeee #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #my art #i have to go to bed like i shouldve already yes its nit even 10 but i teach sociology at fucking 8 am i hate Wednesdays and Thursdays #not cause if the sociology part that i like just the getting up early part

[homicydlgoth]

y’all… let’s talk about the gay tension in this scene PLEASE. wednesday letting enid grab her arm and drag her LITERALLY wherever tf she wanted, enid staring at wednesday’s lips with that fucking oh-my-god-i’m-so-attracted-to-you lesbian ass look, both of them about to fucking STEP ON EACH OTHER WITH HOW CLOSE THEY’RE WALKING-

also it makes me so soft to think about even though enid was celebrating, she immediately realized wednesday’s absence and went to find her. there’s something so gay about that, like. she just wants to be with her pretty roomie all the time, so what if she’s planning their wedding in her head?? so WHAT if all she can do is stare like 0_0 at her lips and think about kissing the mess out of her??? she literally can’t help it. not her fault she’s a raging queer.

and then there’s this…

i feel like i’m intruding-

wednesday isn’t even subtle, she wants to kiss. so bad. and those EYES? my gOD SHE’S ACTUALLY IN LOVE. AND THE WAY SHE WATCHES HER LEAVE?? WENS YOU’RE A HOMO, BABE. A 🗣️HOMO. also her saying that she’ll think about hanging out with enid and her friends because she’s fucking SOFT for enid and she’s willing to try uncomfortable things for her and she doesn’t want to hurt her feelings by saying no because she CARES. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS CARES ABOUT ENID SINCLAIR AND I WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. TRY AND MAKE ME.

ugh. they’re both disasters, and it makes me a disaster, and i just want to protect them forever and ever and ever.

#wednesday really followed enid with ZERO resistance #bottom behavior #she stared at enid’s lips for a full four seconds that’s fucking GAY #enid skipping away like tehe love u gf :3 #wenclair #useless lesbians

[jen-iii]

On a walk

#wednesday netflix #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday #my art #more art of Enid being a fucking huge ass monster #doing mundane things lmfaooooo #I like to think they become cryptids in Jericho #which is impressive considering there’s a whole ass school of them #and they STILL manage to creep everyone out

[laylakeating]

1.01, Wednesday’s Child Is Full of Woe // 1.08, A Murder of Woes

#wednesdayedit #wenclairedit #wednesday #wenclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #enid x wednesday #ehmuh #userjustine #usermorgan #userbecca #userlolo #queenmay #* #*gifs #the colouring on the last 2 gifs is so fucking ugly but we love best friends !!

[hraugur]

what a wicked game to play to make me feel this way what a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you

#hraugarts #wenclair #YEAH i'm still obsessed fuck you #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #OH AND IIIIIIIII #DON'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE #WITH YOU #wednesday netflix

[boojangs]

Other people introducing Wednesday: This is the Slayer of Evil, a true freak amongst outcasts, the ruthless deviant who strikes fear into the devil himself, Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday introducing herself: I am Enid's wife, unhappy to meet you.

#everyone @ Wednesday: this bitch is fucking mental can't take her anywhere #Wednesday: i am here on this earth to love and respect my wife #enid in the background as an actual puddle: how the hell did i get so lucky what a WOMAN #wenclair

[katherines-howard]

enid: *walks up to wednesday frowning*

wednesday: what’s wrong?

enid: tyler called me dumb

*five minutes later*

wednesday, being held back by enid, xavier, and bianca, but frantically trying to break free to attack tyler: bitch come here.

tyler: i'm standing right here

wednesday: *pulls off shoe and throws it at him*

#wednesday addams #wednesday incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes wednesday #wednesday 2022 #netflix wednesday #wednesday netflix #wenclair #incorrect wenclair #wenclair incorrect quotes #tyler galpin #tyler wednesday #fuck tyler