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abellmunsonmovie · 2 months
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I feel like if Eddie was alive in the late 90s and early 2000s he’d love Jackass. Also like what if Corroded Coffin got famous or whatever and they were a special guest on there?!?!
“Hey my names, Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!” -Eddie before cutting to wee man getting shot out of a canon
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weirdfreakidiotloser · 4 months
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dunnswrld · 10 months
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“dont make a mess sweetheart i gotta stunt in ten minutes.”
is what johnny said to you as he lifted his head from the sweet spot between your thighs, a cocky grin plastered on the fake cowboys face as your juices and his spit dripped down his chin.
“f-fuck off.”
you said breathlessly, johnny only letting out a soft chuckle before he spoke.
“aw dont be so mean.”
is all he said before he connected his lips with your sensitive cilt again. a moan leaving your lips as his mouth returned to the spot you needed him the most.
your fingers were tangled in johnnys brown hair as he ate you like his last meal, the sound of his soft groans could not only be heard but felt against your core; shivers going up your spin as your eyes crossed from the amount of overwhelming pleasure.
everytime johnny was between your thighs it was better then the last if thats even possible. you swear there was no man that enjoyed eating pussy more then your boyfriend did.
johnnys brown eyes looked up at you from between your thighs. his erection only ached more as he saw your reaction to him between your thighs, you looked completely overstimulated with pleasure and he loved it.
this only motivated johnny to push himself deeper between your thighs, his tongue lapping circles around your cilt as lewd slurping noises came from his actions. a high pitched moan leaving your lips as your grip on johnnys hair tightened.
“j-johnny i-im gonna-”
you felt johnnys grip on your hips tighten as he became almost determined to make you cum, and make you cum hard.
you could swear you saw stars as you let out a strain of moans as your hands tried to grab anything they could, a intense wave of pleasure shooting through your body as johnny didnt even care to slow down. he wanted you to be completely worn out from his tongue.
it wasnt until your chest began to rise and fall heavily did johnny stop, slowly kissing his way from between your legs to your cheek. he then gave you a sweet and passionate kiss, he slightly laughed feeling how lazily you kissed back. you were beat.
when johnny pulled away from the kiss you saw his mouth and face that was covered with your cum and his spit. your face couldnt help but turn red at seeing the aftermath of your boyfriend eating you out.
“i said dont make a mess sweetheart.”
johnny softly teased with a shit-eating smirk on his face, using the bottom of his shirt to wipe his mouth off.
(coming back from the dead to write the smallest piece of whatever this is cause i had the urge to write maybe if it does good ill write again idk😟)
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freddiken · 3 months
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gayjackass · 5 months
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sleepylibra25 · 2 months
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Is it just me, or is there like nobody left on Jackass/CKY tumblr? Like there used to be so many writers and fan accounts on here but everybody's gone😭😭😭
Anyways, here are some of my favorite pics of the guys as my contribution to keeping Jackass/CKY tumblr alive🥲
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bammywritesfavtiktoks · 5 months
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Screaming crying throwing up every time
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berzahoes · 4 months
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headcanons: female jackass member
an: just some headcanons that i’ve been thinking about lately lol
I love johnny’s shirts but you would have an even better wardrobe
basically this:
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you’re not afraid to kick all of the guys’ dick when they’re being assholes or just annoying
you love hanging out with johnny’s daughter if she’s on set (she’s not on set often but when she is you’re literally best friends)
you’ve probably broken an arm and a leg at the same time
you know practically everyone had beef with each other in the early 2000s?? NOT YOU or if you do want to have the whole hollywood experience then you do you <3
you definitely made some appearances on viva la bam
chris + you = besties THAT IS ALL I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH CHRIS
you cannot go a full five minutes without cursing (me, it’s literally my vocabulary)
you know how when dave england gets drunk he’s like the worst?? you’re not that bad but when drunk dave is doing stupid shit drunk you is hyping him up
you’re always gaslighting the guys
you would shoot someone with the paintball gun (probably johnny or bam) and they would be on the ground in pain and jeff would just ask “what happened?”
you, casually with a paintball gun in your hand, shrug
“SHE SHOT ME”
“that never happened”
ok but i also love that the only female jackass member would have an obsession with dyeing her hair idk why
nvm i do bc imagine being on edge at work all day bc you think the guys are going to prank you
stress = hair dye i don’t make the rules
SPLIT HAIR OR IDK THE PROPER TERM BUT YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
omg narcissa malfoy hair yeah <3
ok that’s all i got nothing else 😭😭
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myownprivategeocity · 4 months
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missing them… </3
𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐
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leechhealer · 7 months
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vivalaboopsstuff · 5 months
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Johnnys grey hair >>>>>
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Shirts I imagine the jackass girl wears || <33
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you-fuckers-are-asses · 2 months
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Jackass @ 15North
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filmbropilled · 2 months
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girl not me handcrafting this meme right before class
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0nlyangel0910 · 3 months
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Jackass is literally one of the most positive shows to ever exist- like- it makes me want to hang out with my friends, skate, make some memories and really live
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directedbytremaine · 11 days
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jackass | oct. 2000 - aug. 2001
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