#weeb shit don't mind me

[weebsinstash]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm just sitting here being degenerate thinking of the concept of "Choso and/or Yuuji who gets our favorite Yan Fever for the Reader and they get those false memory things that like really mentally fuck them up and make them think you're their sister"

Like whether you are an actual cursed painting is irrelevant and I think it's funny to have some concepts where you're literally just a normal person but either way

Some Alternative Universe shit where Yuuji and Choso are chilling as brothers being sorcerors and whatnot and eventually you come along and oh shit, here come the fake VHS tape memories. Suddenly here's both of them, "remembering" you sitting at the family dinner table in your little school seifuku and calling them both Onii-chan with stars in your cute little doe eyes and it All. Feels. Too. Real.

You're just over here "what the actual FUCK are you two talking about" and meanwhile they're over here, turning to each other, "hey remember that time we went to the amusement park with Lil Sis--" and both of them are remembering the same 'events'. They see you with an adult man and suddenly they're flooded with thoughts of 'that time' sweet little unassuming you got embarrassed and ran off into the woods and they found you right before nightfall covered in dirt with scraped knees and puffy eyes as you said a boy at school had rejected you and just cried and cried and cried while your big brothers promised to kill the guy and that they're the only men you need and God Forbid They ""Remember"" Some Fucked Up Shit like they have vivid memories of your teary snot covered face holding their hand and trembling, "if you're the only man I need who will want me, will you marry me when I grow up"

forget the actual spirits the real shit that's CURSED is what comes out of these two when their false memories have them convinced you're this sweet helpless little crybaby that -- wait is that man trying to talk to you? You're too young to date! No shut up, you're not a grown woman. What are you talking about? You're too young. Men are creepy, stay away from him and hang with your big brothers! Do you wanna like.... go see a movie? Go to the arcade? You don't need a boyfriend to pass the time, don't be silly.

and you're sitting here thinking, "Weeb you mean they get these false memories for you as their PLATONIC little sister, right?" and, I dunno, wouldn't it be all the more fucked up if they're getting those Step Brother Level Memories. In some fucked up VHS tape in the back of their minds, they found little kid you starving in the woods or some shit like Batman scooping up Jason Todd like theyre remembering finding you bundled up and abandoned as a baby or something and. They remember you and feel for you as a sister but Don't Worry We Aren't Actually Related--

You go missing and your "big brothers" are absolutely freaking out and they catch you at like THE CLUB droppin that ass and being, well, dressing and acting really adult while they're all but throwing a sheet over you to "protect your honor" and. Clearly this isn't YOUR behavior, CLEARLY you've been BRAINWASHED by all these GROSS PERVERTS who are trying to CORRUPT YOU but don't worry the pseudo incestuous stuff is totally fine in their heads tho---

You sneak off for a prolonged period of time and it turns out you were with a dude and they're ligerally stripping your clothes off and inspecting you because, well, you're just so kind and helpless and sweet that if that man hurt you, your big brothers know you would defend that person, so, OBVIOUSLY both of them have to strip you down and ask about every single scratch, bump, and scar that wasn't there a few days ago

They're on that Japanese shared bathing mixed genders in the hot spring shit and, family bathing can be a thing in Japan and stuff like that so, catch them having ZERO problems making you share hot springs or baths and being completely full ass naked in front of them and they think YOU'RE WEIRD if you're grossed out by it. What do you mean you're not comfortable being completely totally naked in front of two equally naked adult men who keep touching your body, that's just what family does, gee lil sis you're SO weird 🙄

I also think it'd be like absolutely fucked if you were friends with Yuuji before he switches over or whatever so now he's got these very actually real memories of spending time with you and whatever feelings came from that now super imposed and layered over all this Weird Ass Family Funtime shit in his head. You go from thinking he's like your best friend to, slowly over time realizing his feelings for you are... questionable at best. That, before, where you were actually really sort of already a close platonic figure to him, NOW you're just infantilized and treated like helpless vulnerable little glass

All I'm saying is that Megumi amd Nobara have to put up with constantly hearing about Yuuji's precious lil sis and his awesome big bro and all the extra special family plans you guys have, meanwhile you're like, off in some office somewhere, "Gojo on god bruh i will suck you something so fucking sloppy if you get me away from these two"

#yandere x reader #yandere jjk

[genericpuff]

Okay, what the FUCK is Inklore?

My ULO pals and I have been deliberating on this one since it was announced. "Inklore", the brand new imprint from Random House Worlds - which is, in and of itself, an imprint of Penguin Random House - and Rachel Smythe Presents, an in-house program of sorts that's dedicated to graphic novels, specifically those that "tell updated, romantic versions of classic stories and mythologies, and caters to readers looking for bingeable, relationship-driven stories with a distinct visual voice."

Basically it's exactly how it sounds - they're creating an imprint for works like Lore Olympus, and using Rachel as the leading lady.

But let's dig a little deeper. Because the more I searched on Inklore, Rachel Smythe Presents, and Random House Worlds, the more it started to paint a picture of what's really going on here.

INKLORE

I talked about this in my recent analysis of LO's pacing problems, but Inklore launching in Spring 2024 conveniently lines up with what would seem like a reasonable end point for LO. Rachel's always lined up LO's episodes with real life dates and holidays - even when it's been at her comic's own expense - and while we've kept our minds open to the possibility that it could end later than Spring, there's no denying at this point that LO itself is dragging itself out, which gives me stronger reason to believe it's just trying to make it to March, specifically March 20th, which is the first day of Spring in the northern hemisphere. Because of this, our best predictions right now is that LO's series finale will either release on FP or unlock for free readers on either the 16th or 23rd of March (if it unlocks for free on either of those dates, that means we can expect the series to end behind the FP paywall on either April 6th or 13th, assuming they're aren't any more hiatuses, but at this point I doubt there will be.)

Moving on, let's look at the actual Inklore site-

Already you can get the vibe of what kind of work they're looking for through their imprint. This is for people like Rachel. Now, I'm definitely not going to rag on anyone's tastes, I myself am a weeb of epic proportions, but considering you're about to see what's really the highlight of this site, you'll get what I mean when I say this isn't for people like Rachel, this is for people like Rachel. Specifically Rachel.

RACHEL SMYTHE PRESENTS

Inklore seems to be just an imprint specifically for Rachel Smythe Presents, with a couple extra series tacked on to give off the impression of it being more credible than it is. It means the whole site can be dedicated to it, rather than having it shoved in haphazardly alongside Penguin Random House's other works. You'll see what I mean in a second, but let's magnify those questions real quick, shall we?

As soon as I saw the "we are not accepting unsolicited pitches for Rachel Smythe Presents", it dawned on me that Rachel's own fans don't know how imprints work. Why do I say that? Look no further than the comment sections on her announcement posts for RSP (which I'm abbreviating, but I assure you, it stands for "Rachel Sex Party"- /j)

Of course, there are plenty of "congratulations" comments and "please do xyz myth", in which case, please, don't let her touch more myths I beg you-

But then there are also the odd comments of people asking how to get involved themselves. People who are just, by all accounts, regular people on the Internet.

But wait, how do you get involved? Thankfully there's a handy URL in that FAQ telling us how.

And holy shit, it's hilarious.

Guys, it's so easy to get into Rachel Smythe Presents! All you have to do is finish a manuscript, find an agent who's willing to work with a new unpublished author (and hope that they're not a scammer), get your manuscript prepared for publishing and submitted to editors, and then hopefully land a book deal! Wasn't that so easy?? Thanks for demystifying the process, Penguin Random House!

Listen, okay, there's something to be said about how difficult it is to navigate the publishing world. While some of those difficulties are for good reason - to ensure that not just any piece of crap thrown on paper can get published - many more are rooted in privilege, racial gatekeeping, and sexism. It is still an industry being run by a lot of nasty old fucks who take full advantage of people desperate enough to get their book published.

All that aside, it's kind of hilarious - in a sad kind of way - to see fans of this comic assume that this project and its opportunities were ever made for them. It wasn't. It wasn't made for the Canvas creators, it wasn't made for the Wattpad writers, it wasn't made for the people who work in the medium that Rachel started out in to get where she is today. It was made for the people who are already 3 of the 4 steps into Penguin Random House's "helpful" guide on publishing. It was made for the Cait Corrains and the wannabe Rick Riordans.

At best, Inklore is simply a home that's been manufactured for Lore Olympus after it's done on Webtoons. It may remain on the WT platform forever - or maybe not - but Inklore gives it a way to be seen and acknowledged outside of its niche. Because, despite Webtoons attempting to make Lore Olympus a global phenomenon, it really hasn't sold well in other countries, especially those where it was translated which people from those countries have stated it's not translated well at all.

It goes to show that much of LO's claim to fame was manufactured within North America by Webtoons itself, and Inklore is just another one of those manufactured attempts.

Still don't believe me? Still think I'm wearing too much tinfoil?

There are still only two series that Inklore has to show for itself - and remember, it launches in two months - and of course the ones leading that charge are every single volume of LO, even the ones that aren't "new and upcoming" anymore.

And then there's their Instagram, which is just more of the same-

(wonder if they ever found a Marketing Manager? Not exactly the role you want to be left empty leading up to a launch, oop-)

But wait, doesn't that site layout look a little... off? Almost cheap, maybe? Am I being too harsh-

Oop, nope, it's the exact same template used for the LoreOlympusBooks.com website.

Wait a minute, what about the imprint that Inklore is attached to? Random House Worlds?

RANDOM HOUSE WORLDS

... Uhhuh. I'm not entirely convinced that Lore Olympus is in any way on the same level as fucking Star Wars but to the average onlooker, this would make Lore Olympus seem pretty big and important simply on the virtue of it sitting smack dab in the middle of a grid of massive franchises.

So I'll bite, where do these buttons go? They all lead to external sites selling books and merchandise (except for the Marvel Studios one, which hilariously doesn't have a URL attached, so that button goes nowhere LMAO)

... Oh. It's that layout again.

Not all of them have the same layout, mind you, but it seems to be the default layout for sites they just haven't buffed up yet. It would explain why the Star Wars and D&D sites are a lot more robust in their designs, while others just link back to Penguin Random House:

Now the Minecraft one does look better at first glance, but it's still just the same template as the LO site, with a slightly different layout, but working off the same design philosophy, like they just spent a few extra hours dragging things around and spiffying them up in a site editor.

So it seems a lot of the default sites are working off the same CSS stylesheets, which doesn't exactly look good for LO and Inklore's online identity.

But hey, it's gotta mean something that LO is sitting alongside such franchises as Star Wars, Marvel, Magic the Gathering, and Minecraft, right? These are some of the biggest franchises on the planet, and while LO does make a lot of money, it's still nowhere near the billions that these franchises generate every single year.

And that's what I would be saying, if I hadn't noticed the specific products that Random House Worlds was selling - all easily churned out merch, from cookbooks to spin-off titles, which aren't exactly the main draw for these franchises, simply stocking stuffers or otherwise fun gimmicks to try out.

(I actually own the Dungeons and Dragons tarot deck. It's shit. They don't actually tell you the suit of the cards, JUST the numbers, so you have to flip through the book and match up the pictures on the cards with the pictures in the book just to figure out if it's Cups, Pentacles, Wands, or Swords, which I'm sure you can figure out, if you're a tarot reader, is very inconvenient and doesn't make for a good card reading experience)

Point is, Random House Worlds seems to mostly be an imprint dedicated solely to the cheaper products and books they can make to pump up a franchise's merch count. Even the Critical Role site doesn't offer the campaign books, those are published by their own personal imprint Darrington Press and are offered on their main - and much better designed - site:

Instead it's selling printed versions of interviews and... mad libs.

Not made or even really endorsed by the Critical Role cast, because if they were, they'd be on the main site, where the good shit is.

Random House Worlds is, at least judging off what I've found here, the "trick the parents into buying it" imprint. It's simply there for parents to see, go "my kid watches / plays that!" and then buy a Beholder puzzle which their kid will undoubtedly start and then never finish and eventually throw out half-finished after all the pieces have been lost. It's the cheap merch money generating machine, with works written by people who were simply paid to write it, and not people actually involved in the larger franchises.

And this is the imprint that Inklore and Rachel Smythe Presents is going to be an extension of.

At best, Inklore will likely just be a home for Rachel's work post-Webtoons, with maybe the odd success outside of it. At worst, it comes across as nothing more than an ego project, another artificial attempt to place Rachel and LO on the same playing field as Marvel, Minecraft, Star Wars, and Dungeons & Dragons through the only means that they can - an imprint that specializes in off-brand books, which they're truly counting on people just seeing the logos and going "wow those are big franchises!" and associating LO with that status simply by affiliation - without it having anywhere near the actual level of prestige, household influence, or brand recognition.

Its readership is dying out, its stats dropping, and worst of all, the vast majority of people - of which its a very small amount - who have heard about LO without being a Webtoons user themselves have heard how infamous it is in its bad writing and poor art direction.

It has nowhere to go but down, and if you were hoping to be a part of Rachel Smythe Presents, then all I can suggest to you is to go through the very simple process of finishing your manuscript, finding an agent, finding an editor, and then (hopefully) landing a book deal with the 'esteemed' Inklore.

Good luck! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

#lore olympus critical #anti lore olympus #lo critical #inklorebooks #inklore

[800milesisadrive]

Meet Cute

Author's Note: This is my first attempt at playing around with AI co-authoring, with maybe 75% either being my own work or a heavy rewrite of the suggestions. It's a very crude and ugly little bit smut, but felt good enough to share it. Any stories I do share in the future that use AI for more than editing and brainstorming will be noted as such!

Sarah was so deeply focused on her homework, she didn't notice the man sitting across from her until he started talking.

"You know, girls as cute as you shouldn't need to study so hard," his voice cracked as he wheezed out the words.

Sarah could feel her whole body tense up. This guy had been bugging her all week, pestering her with inane chatter about anime and hentai. She just wanted to be left alone. She looked up at him, glaring at the overweight and unbathed lump sitting at seat on the other side of the table. Her almond eyes narrowing into slits, barely able to keep herself from screaming at him.

"I suggest you focus on your own life, buddy," she snapped back, her tone sharper than a knife.

The weeb recoiled slightly, but only for a pause. After a moment of stuttering, he seemed to regain his undeserved confidence. With a slightly unhinged smile, he launched into another speech about some obscure anime series.

"Like in Duko-Duko Magica?" he continued, completely ignoring Sarah's protest. "The One-Chan; doesn't have to worry about school, her master just puts a replica of her in class so no one suspects she's off having adventures!"

His tone was that of a father trying to explain a storybook to a toddler. This man wasn't talking to Sarah, but down to her. Even without his hunched posture, Sarah suspected she'd still be taller than this dork.

Was he wearing the same, sweat-stained anime t-shirt from yesterday, when he first tried to corner her in the library? Sarah was nearly sure of it, but wouldn't put it past this loser to have multiple outfits that were plastered with girls making faces with their tongues out...

"It's an 'Ahegao' pattern," the man said leaning forward. Sarah had unexpectedly zoned out, staring at him. " Though you know that already, being Japanese! It's actually the 'Mind-Break Ahegao' edition," he continued pointing at his chest. "Limited drop!"

Sarah felt lightheaded and frustrated. She couldn't believe how persistent and presumptive this guy was. While her family was from Japan, she'd never been herself and had never watched anime.

"Listen, I don't want to talk about this anymore," Sarah finally said, her voice trembling with impatience. "Can you just leave me alone?"

The man's face contorted into a mask of disbelief. "But we're having such a fun conversation!" he whined.

Sarah was done with this loser and his racist shit. She started to collect her things, packing them up to escape this annoying prick.

Out of the corner of her eyes, she noticed the man shifting in his chair, looking around nervously. His nerves coming back.

"It's not supposed to take this long..." he muttered to himself. "'Instant changes' is what the site said..."

Sarah paused, confused and oddly concerned by his change in demeanor. She hated this guy from the moment she set eyes on him, yet now she felt some irrational empathy.

He seemed like a pathetic loner, desperate for human connection that he would cling onto anything within reach. That desperation reminded her of her own loneliness, amplified by being a minority in an overwhelmingly white campus.

As he mumbled under his breath, she found herself glancing at his shirt again. The lewd drawings were unsettling, especially since they appeared to be moving - pulsing faintly with each heartbeat. Suddenly, a wave of vertigo washed over her. She struggled to sit upright, feeling dizzy and disoriented. Was it the late hour? Or perhaps something in the air?

Maybe it was too close to the radiator and there was something wrong with the heating system, because she suddenly felt incredibly warm and light-headed. Her hands, which moments ago held tightly onto her books, loosened their grip. She stared blankly at the book covers sprawled before her on the table. In that hazy state, she realized that they depicted scenes from Japanese folklore, images that once alien to her were now strangely familiar. It was like she remembered childhood memories of hearing these stories told by her grandmother during bedtime.

Sarah closed her eyes with surprise at the vivid imagery she saw in her mind.

"Hey, are you ok?" The man leaned toward her, concern etched into his previously obnoxious expression. "Maybe you should get some rest."

"No, I'm fine," Sarah assured him, opening her eyes wide. "Just tired, I guess."

The man nodded sympathetically. "You've been working too hard. Exchange students have it the toughest."

"I'm not..." Sarah began to protest and stopped herself. She wasn't an exchange student, was she?

Sarah thought to herself, her grip tightening around her textbooks. But then why do I feel this strange sense of familiarity? She wondered if she had simply forgotten her heritage due to spending her entire life in America. Maybe her mother spoke tales of Japanese myths during her childhood, stories that somehow lodged themselves deep enough inside her brain to surface now.

"Are you sure you're doing alright?" He asked, peering at her intently. Sarah was taken aback by her sudden attraction to his soft brown eyes. They were full of genuine concern, a stark contrast to his previous arrogant attitude.

For a brief moment, Sarah considered sharing her confusion with him. Yet, she hesitated, fearing that he might exploit her vulnerability. Instead, she simply replied, "Yeah, I'm good. Just need to take a break." She stood up abruptly, hoping to end the conversation. However, as she did, a sharp pain coursed through her legs, causing her to stumble. Mark caught her quickly, his firm grip steadying her. Sarah blinked, surprised by his unexpected gentleness.

"Maybe you should sit down. You look exhausted," he suggested softly.

Sarah looked up at him. Just a few moments ago she'd assumed he was about her height but now he towered over her, looking almost manly in spite of his flabby shape.

Something was happening to her. Sarah didn't fully understand it, but if felt like gravity itself had shifted. The whole world seemed a bit taller, and this man's touch felt like a life preserver she needed to cling to.

"This is... This is all wrong." Sarah breathed out, trying to keep from fainting.

A hungry smirk crawled over the man's face, once that filled Sarah with strong revulsion. She yanked herself back.

"What... what are you doing to me?" she stumbled, catching herself on the table. Sarah felt a strange sensation in her head, this was beyond exhaustion. Sarah managed to ask, her voice trembling.

Mark maintained a deceptively calm composure, though beneath his outwardly collected exterior, he felt ecstatic. He had finally found someone who understood his passion for anime and accepted him.

"Nothing much," Mark responded nonchalantly. "Just trying to help you relax, that's all." "Relax?" Sarah scoffed incredulously.

" Relax? What kind of sick game are you playing with me?"

His face fell, his eyes widening innocently. "Sick game? No way, Sarah. You know me, I'm Mark. We bonded over our love for anime..."

"Oh yeah?" Sarah retorted sarcastically. "And what makes you think I'd enjoy something so... so ridiculous?"

Mark faltered for a moment, looking hurt. "Well, you seem pretty stressed out..." Mark trailed off quietly, swallowing the last of his words.

Anger boiled up inside Sarah, threatening to overwhelm her resolve. "Stressed?" she spat, unable to contain her fury. "How dare you insinuate that you can read my mind? That you can even begin to comprehend my feelings?"

Her voice shook with anger, and she took a step backward, away from him. Mark's gaze followed her every movement, his eyes flickering between sadness and determination.

"I-I'm serious..." she couldn't focus on his face. As much as she wanted to scream, looking at him seemed to diffuse the anger. She didn't want to hurt him, she wanted him to be happy. It was her place to make him happy... "You're just becoming more _you_" he comforted her, and Sarah couldn't help but nod in agreement. This tall, sweet man was just trying to help a confused exchange student. How could she ever have been so rude to him?

Sarah felt ashamed and guilty, wishing she could turn back time and apologize. Instead, she stood frozen on the spot, her heart pounding against her chest. "Mark, please forgive me," she whispered, her voice cracking in despair. "I didn't mean to lash out at you. I'm just scared and confused right now..."

Mark gazed at her with tender compassion, silently acknowledging her apology. "Don't worry about it, Sarah," he reassured her gently. "I understand that you're going through a lot right now..." Mark spoke in a soothing voice, reaching out to lightly touch

Sarah's arm. Sarah felt a shockwave of pleasure ripple through her body. "But I promise you, everything will be okay. We'll find a way to make things better."

Sarah swallowed hard, her throat parched and dry. "I just don't... I don't feel like myself anymore," she confessed, her voice breaking. "I feel like I'm losing control. My thoughts are jumbled, and I can't remember..." Sarah said weakly, feeling increasingly vulnerable.

"You're just remembering who you truly are, deep down," Mark murmured, his fingers tracing gentle patterns on her arm. "You're not just a diligent student, Sari-chan."

Sarah tried to resist, but his gentle touch felt too inviting. "What are you talking about?" she whispered hoarsely. "I'm Sarah. I-I don't know you at all. You're doing something to me. You drugged me or something..."

Sarah winced thinking of what he said. "Sari-chan", the nickname feeling alien and foreign on her tongue. Still, she couldn't deny the strange sense of comfort it brought her. It made her want to lean closer to Mark, basking in his warmth and safety.

"Let's just sit here for a moment, shall we?" Mark coaxed, leading Sarah to sit with him on the cold stone floor. He wrapped his arms around her shoulders, offering her a comforting embrace.

"Mark-san." Sarah said, her voice seeming oddly light and girly. "What did you do to me?"

Mark's arm wrapped around her, slyly cupping her breast as he comforted her.

"You're just remembering who you truly are, deep down," he murmured, his fingers tracing gentle patterns on her arm.

Sarah gasped, her body jolting involuntarily. "What are you doing?" she cried out, instinctively attempting to push his hand away.

"Shh, Sari-chan," Mark hushed her, tightening his grasp around her waist. "There's nothing to be afraid of." Mark whispered into Sarah's ear, his hot breath sending goosebumps down her spine. "I'm only trying to help you. To bring back your true self."

"My true self?" Sarah repeated, feeling a strange mixture of apprehension and excitement welling up inside her. "Who am I really, Mark?"

With a soft chuckle, Mark pulled Sarah closer, pressing her body against his. "You're Sari-Chan. You're the beautiful Japanese girl who's too in love with me to ever say anything." Mark said, his voice sounding confident and dominant.

Sarah felt a surge of arousal course through her veins. The idea of being a submissive Asian woman enthralled her. She'd spent years suppressing her true desires—the longing for a powerful, protective man to guide her every move. Now, it was like the floodgates had opened, uncovering buried fantasies she'd never allowed herself to explore.

"Why...? Why you want girl like Sari-chan?" Sarah asked, her voice quivering uncontrollably. "Mark-san is big and handsome American..."

Sarah's own brain betrayed her, her memories of home being replaced with fuzzy memories of cherry blossoms and Japanese villages. Images that weren't hers but now seemed to be part of her deepest self swam in her mind.

"Sari-chan, you're ready to show yourself to everyone, aren't you?" Mark whispered seductively, his hot breath tickling Sarah's neck.

"Oh yes, Mark-san," Sarah whimpered, feeling an odd sense of liberation. "I'm ready to be yours forever."

Mark smiled triumphantly, stroking Sarah's silky hair. "That's my girl," he murmured approvingly.

"I knew you could do it. I could see it in your eyes."

#asian bimbo #reality change #f2f transformation #mind control #my content #asian stereotypes #asian girl #corruption

[joyswonderland1108]

Seek help.

Please read this as i'm trying to spread awareness. Before you continue, if this landed randomly on your page, i'm a Jikook blog, you do not have to follow me or disregard this post simply because of that as my goal here is to speak up for Jungkook.

Now back to all of you who know me already, it is nothing new to you that i complained many times before about Tiktok Army. Today however for some reason i'm at my breaking point.

When i tell you that Jungkook is but a sexual fantasy to a lot of "Army" i'm not even joking. This image they're trying to give to Jungkook as him being a fuckboy, a player, yada yada, is getting out of hand. The boy is doing his best to get out of that "baby" image many stick to him but that also doesn't mean it gives you the right to objectify him, some people here are forgetting that objectifying doesn't only happen with women so let that be a reminder to you that it can happen to anyone.

Yes Jungkook is exploring different genre, exploring mature concepts but this does not mean that you can use him for your own sexual fantasies, or make comments about him making him sound/look like a pervert.

It's already bad enough that hater made up a rumor about him that many dumbasses believed without checking how they were trending that Jungkook was a SA'er and now "Army" making comments that aren't helping this sick agenda either.

In KBS the photocards that were gifted to those who attended had "Our Army whom i want to see in 3D" written at the back of it, it should be cute considering how much Jungkook would remind us that he really appreciates Army and is so thankful towards them. The expression simply meant that he wants to see Army in real life, but going ahead and linking it to the meaning of the song.. I don't know if people are aware of the shit they are insinuating with that.

And if you still don't know let me spell it out for you: You are insinuating that Jungkook is asking random people to see them in compromising positions, see them sexually, the people aka the fans. A gentle reminder that some idols had scandals when it comes to ACTUALLY indulging in sexual acts with fans or sexual remarks towards fans that made them uncomfortable. So you over here mindlessly making comments about Jungkook that might be taken so wrongly by people is insane.

Be mindful of what you say, i feel like whatever Jungkook decides to do many people here makes him regret his decision. He decided to share snippets of him at the gym, did a live there: Stalked. He decided to do lives from home: Stalked. He decided to try to interact more with Army's comments: Disrespectful comments. He decided to explore mature concepts for his solos: Overly sexualized and objectified.

There's a difference between being open minded about sex and sexy concepts and actually only seeing a person as that, making it their whole personality. Need i remind you that Jungkook is an artist too? Before you forget that he's just your sexual fantasy, your out of a manhwa wet dream, he is also a singer, an artist, a performer, someone who works hard not for you to only see his dick.

And it's funny to me because these same people would call you close-minded simply for seeing him as a human, you know, something he himself have said before that he too is a human. These same people would call you immature for actually seeing more than just "sex" in him, these same people would call you a kid or a grandma for not making sick comments about him.

All that and they still do not realize that being mature is being completely okay with the fact that Jungkook is a grown ass man and isn't the virgin weeb many can't help but think he is, that he is an adult who knows what sex is and can sing about it if that's what he wants to, that he is capable of choosing the mature concept without making him a player.

I feel like more than other members Jungkook is always the target of so many fucked up things, whether it's rumors, or stalking, or nasty comments, or or or. I've talked previously about how i was surprised during TMA seeing how many people didn't even bother with Jungkook from the beginning, and i'll say it again i thought that i'll have a hard time with both my biases i thought that it'll be a tough competition and i'll be left there not knowing which direction to take just for me to realize that many people never even bothered to vote for him to begin with.

Many people would rather read fictions about him, very sick fictions actually, would rather make Y/N povs on tiktok, make edits about him that would gather some very nasty comments than actually properly support him.

Many people don't even want to support him on what HE himself literally said, spelled out from his own mouth. Many people want to make decisions for him and would fight people who truly care for him and defend him and what he said because apparently to these people what Jungkook said himself is not good enough so they feel the entitlement to decide for him all while telling those who care to "Not decide for him" Ah.. The irony.

Because one more reminder, i will not let you forget that some people are up until this day, still negotiating Jungkook's enlistment and how he can still go later maybe even in 2028 ignoring the many times Jungkook himself said that he will enlist soon, that he can't wait to reunite with the members in 2025.

I don't know where the disrespect, where the audacity, where the bravery is coming from, but seriously Jungkook is way too kind for some people, like.. WAY TOO DAMN KIND. Just because he said he wanted us to be friends with him it doesn't mean that some boundaries are meant to be crossed. Just because he is a man, it doesn't mean it gives you the right to treat him like something that you own, if he was a woman i want to see if those same people would still make comments about him that way.

Men can be harassed too, men can be sexualized too, men can be objectified too. Him wanting to be the grown up that he is doesn't give you the right to mold him into a filthy image out of your own fetishes.

Please have some respect for that man, support him for who he is, not who you want him to be.

#respect Jungkook

[bullet-prooflove]

Smoke: Filip 'Chibs' Telford x Reader

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Prequel to:

Complicated - Both you and Chibs don't want anything complicated.

No Words (NSFW) - You and Chibs don't need words to express how you feel.

Moment (NSFW) - Chibs gets lost in the moment.

His - There's no doubt in Chib's mind that you belong to him.

Different - Things are different with you.

It’s your capability that Chibs first fell in love with. He’s sitting in the public gallery watching you argue Jax’s case, his gaze fixed firmly on you because you are a sight to behold. Matte black high heels and a fitted grey pencil skirt that makes his imagination run rampant. A royal blue silk skirt that that illuminates your skin making you look practically ethereal as you tear apart the prosecutor’s argument with a viciousness, he likens to a Valkyrie.

It's the first time you’ve worked a case for the club, and he can already tell that Jax has made a wise choice.

There’s a deliberateness in everything you do, even the scorn in your voice when you object to the DA’s motion, it’s meant to anger your opponent, throw them off guard and it works. The DA starts to get flustered and before he knows it the case has been thrown out.

You celebrate with them that night, a glass of top shelf Scotch before you head on out for the night. Chibs can’t take his eyes off you; he’s never met anyone who’s ensnared him the way that you have.

You’re confident, thorough and sexy as hell.

He thinks about you in the shower that night, his palm wrapping around his cock as he imagines the noises you’d make when he’s inside of you, your fingertips digging into his shoulders when he makes you come on his cock.

You become a favourite around the clubhouse, their go to person for legal advice of any kind. You help Bobby with his divorce, Tig with his investment in Cara Cara, advise Juice on the best business structure for his weed shop. You’re good humoured, genial and you don’t take any shit. You command a level of respect that isn’t easily earned amongst their ranks.

She’s emotionally intelligent, Bobby tells him when the two of them discuss you over a couple bottles of beer. It’s why you make such a good lawyer.

He never hears you mention your husband, you’ve worn a diamond on your finger ever since he met you, but you haven’t breathed a word of the other man.

There’s no love there, he reckons.

It’s later that night that he sees the first of the bruises. He’s smoking a joint outside, enjoying a moment of peace when you join him on the concrete loading bay. You sit down alongside of him, and he offers it to you wordlessly. You take it from between his fingers and take a drag, holding it for a moment before you release the smoke into the air. It feels intimate, sharing a spliff as the two of you look up at the stars above.

You’ve been different tonight, a little subdued. Your smile doesn’t quite reach your eyes. It’s when you raise the joint to take a second toke that your sleeve shifts and he sees the finger marks imprinted onto your skin. They’re distinctive. Black indentations and broken blood vessels, someone’s grabbed you, hard. You don’t say anything when he reaches out, his fingertips gently shifting the collar of your shirt so he can see the patchwork of brown, yellow and green that mars the base of your throat.

These ones are older, starting to fade. His thumb traces over them lightly before he pulls away.

“I’m leaving him tonight.” You tell Chibs as you hand back the joint. “I have a place close to the office.”

“Good.” He says, his voice a little rough because he’s trying to repress the rage that rushes through his system like a wildfire.

He wants to kill the bastard. He wants to beat the living shit out of him until he’s bleeding and begging for daring to lay his hands on you. His jaw clenches as he places the joint between his lips and takes another toke because he doesn’t want you to see that side of him. You don’t need anymore violence right now, you need compassion, support, to know that someone gives a shit about you.

“Do you need help?” He asks you as he watches the smoke evaporate into the air.

“I’m not going to ask you for that.” You tell him, pushing yourself off the loading dock so that you’re standing in front of it instead. “You’re my client.”

“I offered.” He says dropping the joint to the ground and crushing it underneath the heel of his motorcycle boot. “And I’m also your friend.”

Something shifts when he says that, he isn’t sure what but he knows the words make a difference. You’ve been handling it all alone until this point he guesses, and now someone’s reaching out of the darkness and offering you a lifeline.

“Ok Filip.” You say, your gaze meeting his for the first time tonight. “You can help me leave my husband.”

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[tame-a-messenger]

damien's "i guess i've been working out'' comment towards angela?? idk if he realizes or not but he's peacocking big time loll and caling angela's character his fave etc.. he wants to impress/noticed by her so much (to me i think this is more of admiring/friendly crush but i do smell something.. :) idk enough about angela to read whats her deal is, she is more subtle to me)

I raised my eyebrow when he made that comment too lmao

It's usually something you'd say if you were flirting with someone lol, it's really funny to me how often they both accidentally walk into 'flirty scenarios/sayings'.

(I can literally think of a LARGE handful of times they've said/done flirty shit to each other not thinking too much of it) (i.e.. the "I know Damien's!" misunderstanding, to the most recent big one- the Christmas Event™ among others)

pea·cock - verb - peacocking

display oneself ostentatiously.

os·ten·ta·tious·ly - adverb

in a pretentious or showy way designed to impress.

I love the term peacocking, it's such a funny way of saying someone's trying to impress you lol.

He's almost constantly calling Angela's character's his favorite (and sometimes calling Angela herself 'his' favorite)(see- Mr. Grub on numerous occasions) and is always saying some flirty shit to her in TNTLs (his 'Sarah Christ'- "My place or yours?")

I find it interesting that you said Angela is more subtle! I can read her SUPER easily (by virtue of being damn near the exact same person as her). Damien's the one I struggle with reading.

I think I've talked about it before but, Angela's biggest tell to me with Damien is how much she makes fun of him. Like whenever he makes faces she stares. Like fully stares straight at him and smiles/laughs while pointing at him. (lol) And repeating his sayings "Heart of the cards" is another big way that she, not so much trying to impress, but shows him that she thinks he's cool?

AND HOW COULD WE OVERLOOK HER DRESSING UP AS HIM MULTIPLE TIMES! as someone that is incredibly similar to her, I would only dress up as somebody that much if I'm OBSESSED with them in a friendly way (think weebs and cosplaying, they have a favorite character, they cosplay them)(Damien is Angela's favorite character).

I do fully believe they both are trying to impress each other, but they're both like? super nerds? so them 'impressing' each other is usually dulled down and twisted into them making fun of one another (which I think is hilarious) because they don't know what they could even impress each other with.

They both really like each other (friendly way) and seem to have just fallen into rhythm with one another. (they've always had good energy around each other, but it was like they were nervous/unsure if they were saying the right things)(whereas now it feels like it's getting closer to them being 'lock-step' with each other)

I don't think 'crush' is the best way to describe them though? (I understood what you meant by it being a 'admiration crush' though! (this shit is so hard to explain, just know I know what you meant lol) Weirdly, chummy is coming to mind? they're very good chums <3 also pals, they make good pals

#Damien Haas #Angela Giarratana #Smosh #Damngela Dynamic Enjoyer #Smosh Games #Smosh Pit #Damangela #Damien and Angela #Damien x Angela #Damngela #Damien/Angela #smoshblr #my Cuties™ <3 #genuinely get in my dms #ill keep your acc under my pillow dont worry #i'd love to have someone to ask what damien means sometimes #he's a bit of a struggle to understand #I can be your angela decoder and you can be my damien decoder

[yuuainnie]

Self aware AU In which you realize the phone your using is taken over by a game character(s) of twisted wonderland.

┌──❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚─┐

You stared at the screen that won't log off from the same app. Your staring at certain character who seems to hacks and possess your device. Breaking the forth wall and shit.

"smh, I never know this could be a thing." You are totally chill about it as you read fanfic on your other phone away from the view of the hacked or posses phone in front of you.

"namechi seems very cool about your phone being possess. Shouldnt you be throwing your phone or something?" Idia shroud commented as he shake his head staring at you from behind the screen.

"I don't have money to buy a new phone, nor this is my personal phone I'm using to play." You added whole scrolling to the fanfic on your other hand.

"namechi, you really think low of me to not look at me while chatting with you? Shouldn't it be super mega rare occurrence of breaking the fourth wall happen to any weeb?"

"can you break the code and make all your cards come out of the gacha without making me broke or something." You ignore the words of the house warden. You saw him sigh in the corner of you eyes as he press the screen of hologram in front of him, Ortho face appear from it. You become destructed by the odd sight.

You don't realize your other phone also been hacked by the younger shroud. You don't notice it shut down and reload with the logo of the Shroud appear in the screen instead of your mobile logo.

"big brother, the mission is a success!" You heard Ortho voice from your other phone as the screen went back to the home screen but the difference is Ortho is on it, like a live 2D wallpaper. The difference is that his more of an AI of your phone now.

"...ok. cool" you commented as you scroll back to the Tumblr app to return to the fanfic your reading before you scream when you saw Ortho in front of the nsfw fanfic your reading... Cough of a twist characters.

"scanning content, analyzing content. Sending context to mobile ####... Wow name, you have odd taste!"

"NONONONONO CANT YOU ALL LEAVE ME WHILE READING...? ORTHO DONT YOU DARE LOOK AT THAT (LAST NSFW FANFIC YOU READ) ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. STOOOOOPPPP." You try to press the back to the home bottom but you don't have control over your phone, you watch in despair and misery the robotic teen reads the fanfic list out loud while being connected to the other phone, which have his older in it.

"your going to hell with that kind of fanfic your reading." You felt very miserable being judge as your browser history being seen by those shrouds. "Oh wow your taste on Nsfw is really going to make you bound to the underworld."

"shut up idia. You probably read the same things on your man cave." You hiss at idia on your other screen, you do notice someone is walking toward idia to look at the content of the browsers history Ortho is scanning while sending from the other phone.

You watch as 3 Ignihyde dorm member stared at your browser history. They all roasting and commenting on it.

"wow you read that kind of tag?"

"wow is that (tag)? Very spicy taste."

"why are you research picture of (game)? Are they twst competition? Your phone don't seems to be able to download it either way. So it's still twst win."

You can't even stop them from looking as the crowd increase in number, you just wait that your phone become drain by all that activity they are doing inside.

The torment last for so long, you went to get break fast. And become immune after the nth teasing.

And your phone is drain. Thank goodness.

└───❀*̥˚───❀*̥˚┘

My mind is blank as I write this crack fanfic of a self aware au in which You get torment by shroud who's pro on anything gadget related and got your browser history read out loud for others to hear

#sentient twst au #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland ortho #ortho shroud #twisted wonderland x reader #ortho shroud x reader #idia shroud #ortho x reader #twisted wonderland idia #idia shroud x reader #self aware AU twst #self aware

[lily-orchard]

You've always been critical of anime, yet you seem to have no issue finding anime you like. How does that work?

It's not really a mystery. My interests in anime are the same as my interests in animation from the rest of the world.

Look at how I critique animation. I'm highly critical of big, spectacle driven action/adventure shows that spend more time hyping up a shocking twist than they do establishing their characters. I'm highly critical of the superficial trappings of maturity found in Adventure Fantasy. I'm highly critical of the cookie cutter stories and character arcs that most Adventure Fantasy operates on.

All of this covers about half of the anime industry, and it's the only half that weebs care about.

I've already made it clear I'm not into action shows pretending to be adult. And weebs when then crawl into my inbox saying "This one will change your mind!" and are surprised when I'm not interested.

If I said to an evangelical weeb's face that the best anime I ever watched was Hamtaro, they wouldn't extrapolate my tastes from that statement. They would see me as someone who just hasn't been shown "the way" yet. They would think I'm someone whose eyes have yet to be opened and so they'll immediately recommend all the usual "onboarding" shows they recommend to everyone. Cowboy Bebop. Attack on Titan. Kill La Kill. Etc. Etc.

And like... I've seen those shows. And I didn't like them.

It's becoming increasingly annoying to try to explain to someone that I didn't like Naruto when I was 12 and at the age Naruto is meant to appeal to, what the hell makes you think I'm going to be into shows like Naruto at Age 30?

Weebs aren't really interested in what you like. They want you to like the things they like. So if you don't already like it, it can't be because you just don't like that shit, you've clearly not been shown the way yet.

I can't understate just how much weebs are the biggest problem here. If weebs would just shut the fuck up and stop being so goddamn insecure and defensive all the time, people would be having way more fun.

[rawmeknockout]

✨💋 REQUESTS CLOSED 💋✨

Requests are now closed!

Rules:

keep me in your heart. i don't mind multiple requests, esp if they're good, but know that the more requests i get the longer it takes me to get through all of them. i'm unfortunately not a writing machine.

give me kisses pls

i don't mind fetish material, but i have limits. if you like something really graphic, such as gas or scat fetishes, i'll have to pass it up. but 'softer' fetishes to do with body parts or sneezing or whatever is fine. i'm not into it but i'll do my best to write it. (don't make me the sneeze blog tho i stg)

nothing to do with minors and no incest pls. you can request like sideswipe / reader / sunstreaker or the like tho, as long as there's a reader insert to sandwich in there and it's not sibling on sibling thank.

i will write the dark shit you want to read but character death isn't my favorite and if it gets too graphic i may make it a readmore? but that's just bc i get nervous about how people will take it.

writing for ships isn't my favorite. a lot of popular ships do nothing for me bc i'm contrary 😤 let's keep it to mainly reader insert stuff.

i will probably, most often, in all likelihood make the reader gender neutral even if you specify afab or fem bc i'm genderfucked and i don't want all my writing to exclude me if i'm not a woman that day lol lmao. if you specify male reader i will write that. i stand with men. i will write you getting your ass blasted, king.

disregard if my writing includes the word cunt or pussy. im so porn-brained that i associate those words with ass, too.

i think that's it. you guys know how to act (i hope). don't disappoint your dog by acting out of pocket in my inbox.

pwaise??? fow me??? 👉👈🥺

I will write for:

Transformers (no live-action, michael bay dies by my hand)

Genshin Impact

Twisted Wonderland

G.I. Joe

Ultrakill

i've mostly cut down what I write for. you're free to offer different fandoms/stuff in my inbox, but these are the things i'm mainly always into and it's easy for me to get interested in. i'm sorry for my weeb shit.

Donation link:

this doesn't affect the rate at or order in which i complete requests, but i've run this blog so long that uuuh idk i decided that taking donations might be nice? i write for the pleasure of it and bc i'm a degenerate, and having others read my shit and love it is the greatest gift tbh! but i'm also just a dude who has like,,, responsibilities and shit. don't feel like you have to! i'll be filling requests for a long time, donations or not.

#txt #delete later #genshin impact #transformers #twisted wonderland

[soobberries]

I want to hear your thoughts on something- ot5! voyeurism. Who do you think would be into it?

I cannot get this image out of my head: one member (bf? fwb? or maybe you're just a groupie(?)) sits behind you, his legs on top of yours to keep your legs wide open. He's got one arm around you to keep you pressed against him, while his free hand is busy stretching you out with his fingers as his four bandmates are stroking their cocks, focused on watching the way your cunt is slick, dripping with your arousal with lust-filled eyes.

One of them will prob whip out his phone and start filming to send it in the gc & rewatch later because they don't want to forget the pretty noises you make, both from your core and your lips, as well as how hot you look with a fucked out expression.

Ofc leads to a very messy sixsome. 👍

LMFAO I am soooo sorry abt the way I wrote this, I am very clearly not a smut writer, but I needed to get this out because my brain is having a meltdown 🥴🫠 accept my sincerest apologies 🤲

POHEW. Not a messy sixome >insert that thirsty emoji since I'm on my laptop and lazy to pull it out<

Please don't apologise for how you wrote this! I'm no true smut write myself so I can't say I'd do a better or worse job hehe~! Either way I'm just excited to share these ideas of course!

Hmm now let me think... I feel as though many of us are to an extent, voyeurs... I mean if you have to just think in simple terms of the consumption of porn and such. Plus if we want to give some level of validation to your scenario, we'd have to assume that they are all voyeurs, so let me discuss the scenario seperately to the general question of who I'd think is into it.

I also mentioned in a different ask that in theory someone can be really into something but in practice, not really. While I won't go into specifics like that other post, realistically, only one of them would be okay with true voyeurism...and i also don't know who it would be... Anyway being too realistic is boring so in a general sense, who's super into it?

I'd say resident weebs Soobin and Huening! Beomgyu closely after. The other two seem more possessive and while they'd be into watching you play with yourself, they don't seem to be into watching someone else play with you, get what I mean?

Now moving on, lets assign who's who in your lovely scenario hehe.

Idk my mind is so set on the person with their fingers being inside you being Taehyun lmao. We all know Taehyun is lowkey beefy so having his muscular arms and legs hold you down? sounds hot. Beomgyu is recording... It could be Kai but I just feel he'd be too focused on watching Taehyun's fingers slipping inside of you, mesmerised by how it seems to disappear so effortlessly, thinking about what it must feel like to have his own fingers inside.

I can't work out the logistics but I'd say it would make most sense to be fwb with Taehyun, and he openly shares your sexual escapades with the other members. And lets say you're friends with all of them to some extent or at least acquainted somehow... You at least have disgustingly obvious sexual tension with two of them (I'm betting on Kai and Beomgyu. Those two are just... intense.) Then of course after hearing about your sexual encounters on the occasion from Taehyun, as well as actually hearing you in the literal sense when Taehyun is fucking the living daylights outta you, the other two can't help but let their minds wonder on occasion. Perhaps one had a lewd dream about and the other secretly masturbated to your sounds one frustrating night lmao.

Either way Taehyun is definitely a little shit, enough to the extent that he'd bask in taunting the other members as well as you by playing with you in front of them.

It's easy to picture him dragging lets say Kai and Soobin (them being the most likely to take part in something like this without their pride getting in the way like Gyu and Yeonjun) to watch you since they were ever so curious. He'd ask you about the ordeal before, and ignoring the awkward glances and scoffs exchanged between you, Kai, and Soobin, unsure about what to do when actually faced with the situation, he'd order you to strip down and get on his lap.

Plus Taehyun manspread>>> ahem, anyway.

Once your situated on his lap, he pulls your legs apart, not really considering how embarrassing the whole thing would be for you, sticking his knees behind yours to secure the position, using his arms to pull you close to his chest, his lips trailing gentle kisses against your neck as he reaches down to rub circles on your clit.

Even if you were embarrassed, with the position and the way it feels to have him touch you, as well as the dazed stares of the other two, you'd be far too gone to really focus in on that feeling.

The other two, both with puzzled expressions, zoning in on your clit initially trying to get a grasp of everything, simultaneously being impressed by how well Taehyun knows your body as well as trying to explain why their pants suddenly feel so fucking tight. Taehyung would tighten one arm around your waist, leaving soft bites on your neck, and whispering all sorts of things to you "Are you extra wet because the others are watching?" "Feels like you're extra sensitive to my touch with an audience. He'd focus on you a lot more than the guys but he won't rule them out in that situation.

He'd probably call out their bulges and call them idiots if they don't plan to take this opportunity to touch themselves. Anyway I'm sure Kai is the first to pull his dick out, absolutely dazed by everything.

Then after some toying, Taehyun gets a second finger in no time,, starting to hit you're favourite spots, causing you to arch into him. Obviously hearing the ruckus the other two would get curious and even if they're taken aback by the site before them: Soobin and Kai touching themselves at the site of you crumbling against Taehyun's fingers, they'd simply lose sense of logic sooner or later, standing by the doorframe feeling themselves get turned on too.

Beomgyu, being first to pop out his camera, Yeonjun being the first to approach you directly kneeling down in front of you, ready to probably eat you out or at least ask Taehyun if he can put his fingers inside you, eager to see if he could also get you to make those same sounds you were just making.

Yeonjun's fingers and mouth busy themselves against you while Taehyun pulls you closer to him while he sucks on your neck and ruts his hips into your back, Beomgyu filming from the doorway as he rubs his bulge with his free hand. Once Soobin sees Yeonjun joining, he wills himself to move forward and attach his lips to your nipple and use his other hand to play with the other. Kai is the only one that remains dazed at the site, happily being satisfied without touching you for now.

I mean your senses at this point... how much will you truly process when there's already three men al up against you, making it their mission to just make you feel good.

it's putting a different meaning to tomorrow x together for sure...

Idk when it happens exactly but once you cum once, Taehyun for sure tells you to move so he can get rid of his pants, and when you stand this is the opportunity that Kai takes to simply come make out with you, maybe he'd take your hand and place it on his dick, hoping you'd help him. Yeonjun is experimenting with you still, basking in the way you squeeze around his fingers, and Soobin is in boob heaven so they're staying busy. Taehyun wouldn't hesitate to pull you back into his lap, shooing Yeonjun away so that he can fuck you like he wants to. Yeonjun doesn't even care much though, he's so fixated on your expressions instead, he may go help Beomgyu out if he's feeling fruity though idk... Beomgyu has been filming but he has to put the phone down at some point to focus purely on getting himself off... Then again when he sees what you look like with Taehyun's cock inside of you, he suddenly has this urge to also want to be inside of you...

Eh... I'm sure they figure out some way to take turns... He may opt to just shove his cock in your mouth though if the position allows for it.

Well as for the rest... I may have to consider actually becoming a smut writer and write the whole thing out hehe!

Thanks for sharing your lovely insights~!^^

#〘taro tea; ask box 〙 #txt hard hours #〘pocky sticks; y.en speaking〙 #tomorrow x together hard hours #tomorrow x together smut #txt smut #txt hard thoughts

[melloianv2]

Dr. Abe's Laboratory

Game Concept (read needed so some bosses info makes sense)

BEFORE I START!! I ended up posting this of result of an comic was taking to long and i didn't want folks to think am dead are smth. this post is little rushed it self because I worked on this shit for too long.

And btw some of them I didn't draw all the attacks caused rushed and lazy 🥴.

btw this post is very long, so if you just stopped by the look at the bosses image then that's ok. But if you stay to read some lore and uhh attack movements and description then continue on

Anyway

warning for murder

Pepperman

The shy ego painter?

ah the first boss. Attacks the same way, same health, same everything. The only difference is phase 2. After phrase too, instead of being repeat, he ends up chasing you throughout the level, until you reach to the end. There is obstacles, like slopes.

No I didn't forget his clothes, he don't wear them well sense he's fighting actually I didn't feel like drawing it

Senoraki

certified weeb

Same health.

He uses pipe sword which kind of replaces revolver. But throwing spoon most likely does. pipe sword he goes towards the player.

Pipe bow replaces bazooka

Shuriken replaces dynamite.

soda nunchunks replaces flamethrower

Fork Sai sword doesn't replace nothing, its new ability. Similar to pipe sword expect he attacks 3 times.

Smoke bomb, senoraki just goes to the other side of the room.

Things that not shown in the image: His grandfather still attack. he calls for fox backup instead of cow

Straw dummies instead of targets men phase 2 happens the same however the defeat is different depending the choice you picked. if you joined the ninja squad by mr secrets (mr incognito) , then the duel would never happened, instead it cut to mr secret stopping the fight. If not, then the duel happened and senoraki gets defeated.

duel is basically draw.

Mechadragon

6 health

The map have platforms, top, middle, bottom

Mecha charges large laser blasts that can cover somewhat half the screen. either targets top, bottom or middle.

Ground pound

He has a tail mace, uses to hit the player, depending on which area platform he own.

He flies around with saw claws, usually above the player.

In phase two, he starts shooting the laser downwards.

He always shoots mini laser blasts.

Flower Lady?

"Flowers are blooming, waters are looming, as yellow as bee, as fast as I can flee, where can I go, what can I do, as grass are trembling, my mind is troubling, all I can see is dark, as it makes me irk. I yell for help but It sound like yelp. " - poetry one of the levels.

8 health

Flower lady mostly uses her parasol for attacks.

Most her attacks are sending big plants at you.

Midair is a laser attack.

Flower bomb is air and ground bomb

Vine attack is a ground attack

Groundbound

Spin attack

vulernable is when she starts thinking.

Phase 2 is the same, instead there's more added plant attacks.

she's using the parasol powers.

Beenadryl

Big fluffy bee

6 health

The picture explains for me. Giant bee flies around level cant get hit only by boxing glove. But the more the bee gets hit, the bee drones starts to go back their own, one by one. eventually flying all over the room. They can be defeated, but reappear in phase 2.

Fake Peppino

h̸̙̯͕̖̹̏̋̅͋e̵̢̮̗̲̳̔͐͐̓͘͝l̷̤̻̻̰̱̼̜̔́̅ͅĺ̶̨͚̜̇͒̿̐͂͒͜͜o̴̝͇͙̖͊͝ ̵̧̱̘̠̬͍̗̆̍̑͊̒͘̕͝t̵̢͉̰̋͂͑̎̏͒h̶͓̼͖͆́e̷͓̼̗̙̽̄r̸̤̥̺̻̿̋͘̕͝ͅę̸̛̟̳̂̿̇̃̊̉̓,̸͖͔̦̗͙͔̎̇͌̽̉̉͝ ̷̢̲̎̔̐͒͆͂w̵͖̖͉͝ͅͅí̸̜̹̩̯̤̣͊̌l̷̤̒͆͒́̒͘ḻ̶̡̨̳̤̳̗̊ ̸̹̦̲̮͖͉̭̆͝y̴̘̗̘̹̺̖̘͙̍̇̈́̌̊o̵̢͇͉̫̮̺̯̎̄̂ŭ̵̗͇̫̖̝ ̷͉̪̹͚̆͒̽a̷̹̗͕͍̙̚n̶͖̭̫̼͚͈̠͆͂́͜ș̸͈͍͓͒͋͘ẘ̴̬͈̺̳̪̯̘̖̎̌̄ê̸̖͔̭͙̘̳͚̂̆̉r̵̼̻̂͐̈́͜ ̶̝̣͈͖̎́̈́̇̈̚͜͠ṫ̵͉̬͜͜͜ḩ̵̜̰̂̆͊̍͑e̷͍̽̋̈́̈́̚͝ ̵̟̌͆͐̆p̴̡̡̧̳̭͍͒̍͐̌̾͝ḧ̶̫̞͖̞́̑̈́͑̾̏̀͆ȍ̶̢̨̡͖͚͍͓̃n̶̰̹͚̈́͑̅͊͒̂̾͜͝e̷̛͈̝̱͔͐́̀͋̎ͅ?̶̧̻̯̭͉̗̠̖͌̈͛ ̶̣̻̗̖͖́̈́͆t̶̠̩̮̰͊̑̑͛̚͝ḥ̴͙͖͍̈e̶͎̫͖͉̪̭̼̔͌r̵̗̭̬͙͎̟̖͖͑̃̾͋̊e̵͓͕̫̥͉͈̬̐'̴͚̬͈̙͉͠s̴̢̹͍̩̣͈̬̦͐͘͘ ̴͇̗̰̥͇̹͕̥͂́͑̎̅͘̕͝ņ̴̜̬͓̳̯͌̿͆̉͊̉ọ̴̣̻̩́̌ ̵͔̮͇̱̀͛̐͐ồ̶̡̢̜͎͉̫̠̙̈́̀̊̌̊͊n̶̯̜͉̳̹̽͋̿́͜è̸̫̼̙̾̍͜ ̸̺̳̱̂̉̓̀̎ţ̷̥̯̓̆́̉ͅh̸̛̙͙͓̞̺̎̊͊e̶̖͖͊̄́̏r̸͕̼̽͌̒͐͐͝͝e̸̘̗͍̭̜̻̦̍̆̆̓́̓̚ ̵̲̘̲̱͙̒̈́͗̓͠t̶̹͙͊͊ó̵̪̤̮̬͎̄͊ ̵̺̙͖̉ǎ̵̯͓̖͖̅͂̕n̶̩̻͐́͝s̷̨͍̹͒̎̊̂͌̓͝͝ẁ̶̡̲͚͇̖̗̊̍̽̕͠ͅe̸̬͛̐̀͘r̸̭̜̭̜̦̽̔ ̶̣͕̲̅̈́̈̓̈́ͅp̷̦̪̯͔̹̭̩̀̽̈́͑e̸͓̩̟͊͆̓̈͗̍̚ṙ̷̢͓͍̜̪̳̾͛̈̚ ̴͎͇̩͇̲̿̀̆͛̊̀͝s̷̨̪̞͕̮̤̼̗͂̌͂̀̊̌͐a̸̘̎̅́́͝ÿ̸͚̗̩̟́̀.̴̫̪̼̂͌̈́̚ ̷̦̓̒ẁ̸̰̜̐͛̃͌̐i̶̛̜͈̥̟̮̗̱̾͛͗͜l̸̢̰͓̦̙͖̅̇̇͐̃l̴̞͕̠͒̆ͅ ̶̛͙̞̠̝͍̲̆̎́̐̅͝y̴̡̨̢͇̱͍͖͉͐̋̂̿͗̓͋̚o̴̧̼̣̯̯̣͐̿́̃̿͊̓ü̷̳̤͛͝ ̶̨̤͚͍̩͑̒̊̉̕a̶̘̤̟̩̥̮̜̔̓͑̚͝͝n̸̢̹͚͖̹̳̈́͜s̷̖͎̻̜͑̋̆̒̍͛w̴̬̩̩͕̬͆̋̋̉̑ė̴̠͓͉͚̄̏ŗ̸̲̮̲̬̤́̐͊͑̽̐͑͠ ̵̹̠̯̮̹̆͑̋̈t̶̯̰̗̪͙͆͝h̶̢̙̤̩͆͛̇͘e̴̡͖͉̤̩̙͕̳̒̏̾̓͂̎̊ ̸̥̩̱̖͑̒̎͐̓̈́̓̀ṕ̵̤͓̪̮̱̂̚h̷̖̬̰̹̩͒̀̆̽̒̉͘ͅo̷̧̠̞̓n̶̳̑ẻ̵̗̣͚?̵̛̩̻̳̥̩̀̈̉̈́̊ ̸̙̗͕̘̇̀̈́̈́́̓̚b̵̦͚̯͛̏̓̈́͌͊͠ự̵̱̻͍͇͉͘ẗ̸̳̫̰́ ̸̡̨͈̣̗̲̾y̷̪̎͘̕͝ͅǫ̷͎̥̎̚ư̵̥̚ͅ ̷̧̫͈̯̲̆́̈́̿̒͒͜͠͝a̵̡̭̹̪͇̮̋̔̀͂̒̿̄l̸̼̆̋̌͝l̴̲͇͉͑̔̊̉͌̍ ̵̛͇̥͔̯̹̭͍̥̒̉̔͂ȃ̴͕͈͔͔͙̈́̂͐̏̋͒ľ̶͔̜̥̬͎͌͂̌ỏ̴̘̬͍͓̀̏̈́͑̋͑̐ǹ̶̜̺̯͙̮̖͔͌̓͂̃̈́ę̷̺̥̦̭͌̔ͅ,̷̝̐͊̓̊ ̷̢͖̍̐͆̓͠t̵̢͖̦͎̋͊͊͑̊̿̋̉h̴̢͇̦͕͉̻͉̓̉̄̉̂̕ë̴̖̫͠r̴͖̭̉́ĕ̷̡̬͈̫̓̾̏̃ ̵̨̺̺̬̀̚w̶̡͔̞̏̒̿̋̈́ǎ̸̡̲̭͈́̓̊͝s̷̢̤͍̗̜̬͓̤͐̈ ̴̥͌̾̀͐̇͝n̶͈͓̭̦̩̿̕o̶̡̹̝̺̰̤͖̊̊̆̈́́̂̚͘ ̵̩̫̄̅͝ͅc̸͈̖̹̘͔͉͒́̀̀̔́͒͘l̵̳͈̭̐͆̈͝ī̷͎̤̺̬̝̀̄͋̌͜ë̶̢͇̭̬̠̙̍̾̃͂͊n̵̢̹͎͉̙̜̐ͅt̴̗̱̄̓̇̕s̷̝̣̒̽̉̈́̊͝.̴̳̮̗̌̈͐̈͠ ̵̨̢̧̭͙̪̩͔̀̈́̏̄̿̃̌͝W̸̡̺̥̣͌̑̒̑̆̚͝͠h̴̢̜̱̰͇̼̼̆̈͒ͅÿ̶̡̛͕͚́̐̔̉͘͝ ̷̱͓͓͈͉̊̈ͅw̸͙͊̆̊͊ą̸̛̻̤̟̬͈̼̟̌s̴̨̨͔̃̌͌̈́ͅ ̷̣̦̙̼̔͆̓̿̓̆͝t̴͔͖̙̀̈́̿̇h̶̺͍̞͑̊͋̽̊͒̂ẽ̶̜̀̀̄̒̊ ̸̧̡̲͛̂́͂́̎̕p̷̧̧̈́̀̔̄̊̄h̷͚̠̮̜͍̩̥̉̇̂̌̚͘ơ̵̧͈̣̤͎̜̳͍̾̽͋ṋ̸̡͎͍̰͂ẻ̸̡̛͔͕͎̯̣͉̬̆̌ ̶̨̧̨͚̃̈́̑̈́r̸̨̩̳̭̠͐̓̐̅̒͝ͅį̴̧̫͕̼̖̞͘ṇ̸̡͍͙̜̍̉ͅg̵͔̘̻͎̙̙̀̐̓̿̾͝į̵̛̥̫̮͕̲̖́̑̀ṉ̸͓̺̃̏̿̎g̵̬̏͐̈́̎́̋́͒?̶̨̛̲̹̺͓̣̈́̅̈́ ̸͙̙̠̲̪͕̜̺̈́̓͘ ̶̖̾͌W̸̢̼͕͐̾̚ḧ̶͙́̿̀̃͌̃̔ỹ̸̢̩̥̖̘͍̉͊̓̔̋ ̴̰̔̊͋̉̈́í̴̡̿͠t̷̨͖͈̭̞̹̋͌͋́̓ ̴̢̛̰̹̩̝̲̺͊̎̀̀̿̎d̴̡͍͓̬̋̅̒̿͂̕͝ȯ̵̤̠̠̬͈͌̓̌̈́̆ę̸͚̯̺̿͑͒̃̂͝s̸͓̦̠̳̱̐̿̓̔ͅ ̸͉͙̥͇͉̗͎͇̄͂́̀͐̏̍̕ï̵̧̩̪͉͓̔̈̚͝ͅf̸͎̗͈̫͖̲͎̂̐̒̃̕͜͝ ̵̡̜̱͕̠͔͊͋̀͑͐͘͠n̶͔̬̙͖̠̼͌̇̓͝ö̷͎̥̠̤̟̟́̈́͑̉̃͐̓ ̴̨̙̘̳̦̘͍͍̅̎̈͊͒̈́̾͝o̷͍̯̎̋͑̎n̸̖͙̈́̾͆͊̈́̈́̈́ẻ̷͖̲̱̯̣̦̼̉̀̉̾͛̏͜ ̶̢̺͎͚͖̝̪̗̈́̐̒i̶͇̋͛̒̒̑̚͝s̷̠̱̳̹̯͕̀͐́̐̂̍͘̚ ̵͇͍̮̆ỏ̵͍̽͌n̸̡̩̳̂͋̕͠ ̵̻̮̥̭̾̆͗̚͜͠t̵̡̛̛̥̦̫̝̦̳͙͛̑͗̋h̵̭̽̃̈́̍̒̌͋̕e̵̛̠͚̘̟̺̺͒́͂ ̵̨̹̯̗̥̲̓̓̒́o̷̮͘ẗ̵̩̠̩͉́h̴̫͖̜̫͆è̶̡̛̘̺͕͍͌͝r̷̠̥̦̰̆̅͂̽̈́̇̎̾ ̴̢̢̳̬̰͖̟͓͒́̏̽̓

Same health

Explained on the first half the image, he starts off shape shifting previous bosses before attacking you with his actual powers.

Because there's so many fucking attack moves am not going even mention half of them.

Human centipede charges at you basically.

Uhhh... is a grab attack. In rare, it shows a smaller fake peppino head instead. he bites you if he succeed grabbing you

Ball form goes pouncing on walls.

Grabby hand is similar to uhhh.... but expect his hand keeps extending across the room. how to involve this? go wall climbing bro. if he succeed grabbing, he tosses you.

leech mid air charges downwards at you.

He still super taunts

He still super jumps

He still dashes.

Yes he clones himself still

the other grab attack still exist, and still using his tongue.

still is vulnerable

he can charge in acid, and shoot it from his mouth, which straight up makes him vulnerable afterwards.

sorry bois he banned from throwing his head.

Phase 2: Fuck shapeshifting that's isn't working,

Fake peppino resorts to light-armored knight (there's two different knights forms in this au btw)

In this form, he start attacking with his sword. Phrase two don't start unless peppino grabs the light-armored knight transformation as well.

Slash attack

Dash Charge Attack

Charging

Spin sword attack

he turns around fast if he misses the player.

double jumps

slides as attack as well

He may even throwing his sword ay you, no matter what spot you at. even in air.

In this state, no longer clones himself. However, it replaced with him being much more faster with his attack, and less vulnerable. AND YOU CAN'T STUN HIM. have fun :)

Duel is different here, if you manage to get in this, you get a bar. you basically have to press a certain key repeatedly until your bar fills up, which causes back up giving you a chance to attack him

The armor starts falling piece by piece as his health goes down.

DOES HE CHASE YOU AT THE END?

no not in this battle, but you'll have to fight him again later, which fulfills that chase part. in story wise, he was going to get in trouble the further he continue this fight because he fought you without listening to orders.

Dr. Abe

"behold, my freeze-a-NATION!!!"

Same thing with fake peppino, am not going go over every attack. please note he fought as the finale boss in one ending and fought as 1st phrase of pizzachulu.

Same Health

His attacks are mostly the same. there are differences though

An attack where he throws chemicals that causes different effects:

slow effect

freeze effect

firebutt effect

no effect, just hit you

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still taunts at you

phase 2

abe starts getting more faster.

roobma - spawns every so often. comes across the room in a straight line and disappears afterwards. it does hit.

Wall roobma - same thing but instead attaches to the walls and celling.

flying drone - drops bombs like how abe drop bombs

saw - same with roomba, goes to a straight line or on walls and disappears afterwards. only spawns.

Added chemical effect, daze. Daze slightly only slightly distorts the screen.

Abe bomb that walks ig and Abey.

Phase 3

am thinking about this for awhile so uh....

King Pizzachulu

✨Panino con polpo ✨

since he's the only one whose attacks is fully different...and going to be the longest the explain because phrases!! there's

Same Health

there's is no walls in this level.

phase 2

Only thing that's the same is summoning enemies that's it.

He launches arm attack, which hits the ground. it usually either be his right, left or both. the arm does hurt if you run into it.

Phase 3

Goattail

✨Capretto Arrosto ✨

Pizzachulu turns into Goattail.

most goattail attacks are same. only difference he throws a platform that bounces and pull down tv hud. tv don't bounce but instead shoots out words. after 3 hits:

Phase 4

Goattail's Servants.

devil advocate?

Before you attack Goattail, you attack his servants. why isn't it attacking all the bosses you fought again? laughs in fighting 13+ bosses again. yeah no, that's why I did this. but only one am talking about right now is pizzamancer since he was original concept in original pizzatower before I talk about the rest.

Pizzamancer

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

Lore long story: Centuries ago, Dr Pizzaman and Peppino's ancestor used be lab business partners and close friends. They specifically create medicine, drugs and cures together. Machinery counts too. pep's ancestor was known to be friendly, awhile pizzaman was something. The two was popular amongst the other scientists, and was used for most operations and awards. One day, the two was challenged to a contest of machine curing process, by doing it separately. The two accepted the challenge. Pizzaman thinks he's going to win, as pep's ancestor just took his time. Then the contest arrived, as the two show off their machines. Pep's ancestor showed off his machine, it could cure multiple symptoms, preventing some terminal diseases and its a painkiller machine. Pizzaman creates a machine that only cures one strong disease. Result came in, Pep's ancestor won the contest, which caused Pizzaman to be pissed and felt like he was robbed. Pep's ancestor shared his happiness and shared he liked his machine, but Dr. Pizzaman decided he wasn't going to be his friend no more because he didn't win. Then he left. Pep's ancestor was kind of upset about this but move on later, continuing creating medicine, drugs, cures and machines, by himself now. One night later, the laboratory they worked at was slowly getting more emptier and quieter. Pep's ancestor questioned where was everyone, and begin to look (awhile carrying a flashlight.) He found out people was getting murdered one by one. He followed a saw blood trail, begin following it, and leading to cooking area. He saw a spell book, ingredients, cauldron, etc. He found out there's witchcraft going on around here, before he know it, he hears familiar voice. "looks who went looking for his own death." he turns around, realizing it was ex-friend, Pizzaman. Pep's Ancestor begins questioning him about everything, until Dr. Pizzaman admit he used witchcraft to kill people he hated, and he was next. Before he tries to kill pep's ancestor, he decided to curse him with eternal generational bad luck, can't do nothing in peace, and finally, no generations will ever have the same intelligence as him or ever able to become scientist (he makes sures they fails at it.) despite being cursed now and despite he about to kill pep's ancestor, pep's ancestor decided to grab dr pizzaman and throw him into hot boiling cauldron, which caused him to scream, slowly melting his body (explains his ghost form) before he dies. Instead of becoming a ghost, he was instantly sent to the void. he questions where was he, As Mushrazel responding about to get sent to hell. Pizzaman quickly got mad explaining how he was a good person and was wronged by everyone. Mushrazel tells everything he has done was evil and did one of the rules of going to straight to hell, it was witchcraft. Pizzaman still didn't agree but was sent to hell anyway. Mad about it, he decided to cause chaos in hell. Which ended up catching prince Goattail attention. He impressed by his destruction that he invited him to his tea table. He asked him to join his team. Pizzaman refused at first but was later convinced. When he joined, he was renamed as Pizzamancer. He was fine until he heard his ex-friend died decades later and went to pizevan (heaven).

tl;dr: Dr pizzaman used to be friends with Pep's ancestor until he got jealous and started killing everyone. He cursed his ex-friend with bad luck, suffering and no high IQ allowed but ended up getting killed at the end by his ex-friend. Now he in hell serving Goattail.

Anyway

8 health

Pizzamancer casts spells, the spells are similar to abe's checimal throwing attack, Expect most are attack projectiles.

when applies spell himself it usually boosting his speed or duplicating self.

Broom usually melee attacks the player. Broom spawns dust attack.

When half health, he turns into a ghost state. he usually just follows the player until the player defeats him. the broom turns ghost-like, and shoots ectoplasm instead.

Back to Goattail

the most rushed art

At this point goattail is in a rage state. he starts moving much more faster then originally.

charged run

stomp attack

punch attack

tentacle - slams ground then knock back player.

Summoning - this isn't enemies but more like a long list of spells. most are projectiles or lasers.

in this state, the stage is continuously moving

Mrs Answers.

"Riddle me this, Peppino"

before the fight, you met her as npc in the final level of section 3 before going to her boss stage.

anyway boss stage:

phase 1

she makes you answer her questions in limit to 15 seconds. no matter how long the questions are. incorrect answer causes the player lose a health.

phase 2

she changes into a big screen tv.

bass attack - (soundwaves)

Laughter attack

glass shards attack

knife throw attack

microphone attack (she toss a microphone at player which grabs them)

at some point she makes you answers her questions again, but this time under 8 seconds. don't worry the questions are short. but only this time you can dodge the hit whenever you answer wrong.

Spinal Worm

guys this isn't a reference I swear!!

This guy boring as hell im just say what they do in one sentence, digs in and out ground. chase only boss. You have hit 8 parts separately, in order to defeat it. level doesn't have walls. That's it, what's phase 2?

Sanity

"no this isn't therapy, this is anti-therapy. I just want you to suffer through your problems again by forcing you to remember them all" - a villain probably

similar to mrs questions, starts as an npc in specific level. emotionless alternative design

8 health

phase 1

he starts off small in sanity form. spitting out full sentence words as attacks.

he also frowning, so he sometimes shoots out tears as attacks instead.

Phase 2

there's is were the real attacks begins. he's bigger now. He starts showing different emotions as attacks. (he changes his face)

Happy? not really..

laughing attacks

spitting out bullets attacks

fire attacks

dancing as attack ig

Sad

large tear attacks

words attacks or sentences attacks.

tossing memory attacks (lore??)

summons ghosts attack

throwing corpses attack

Gravestone falling attack

throwing head attack

Anxiety

breathing in and breathing out large amount of air as attack

sweating attacks

summons a mini-emotion enemy

smoke attack

roll attack (he rolls over)

Angry/Stressed

summons a mini-emotion enemy

stomps the ground

stare eye attack (he basically stares at player and stop with a red light circle. if the player is there, they get hurt.)

bullet from mouth attacks

knife attack

headbutt

Insane

Grenade attack

shotgun attack

revolver attack

bazooka attack

tossing flesh sandbag off of him

spitting out blood as an attack?

When down to 2 health

Dull

(he losses the fleshbags and military office, still look like sanity form, it just he has a chef hat now.)

sentences as attacks: "why care about anything anymore?"

summons as eyeball enemy that follows the player until attacked.

papers as attack

telephone attack (he tosses a telephone at player)

food bullets attacks

throwing a hammer

clock rolling

motor-scooter attack

Brainfog

big brain

phase 1

he's invincible, only sending you 5 cell drones to attack.

phase 2

he starts playing the illusion game. guessing which one is the real one.

he also attacks like previous bosses attacks.

In phase 2, there's a fog that covers the the rest of level. (you can see still)

expect the room changing every time brainfog does data move. sometimes the room looks platformy, sometimes the rooms normal, sometimes the room has no walls, etc etc.

Goattail's Other Servants

devilish trio?

the rest of the crew:

Pepperonierebus

6 health

charges at player.

each head melee attack the player when standing still.

have vulnerable animation.

Mushrazel

wind as projectiles

throws sand, dust or dirt as attack

grave sliding across the floor

throwing skulls at player

bone attack

teleporting to other side

surfing on corpse as an attack

accidentally using his pen ink.

urn or coffin falling from sky

flower bomb

Ghost attack

mushrazel archangel form conpect

Cheeselzebub

acts like bee boss. flies rotates him like a halo until cheeselzbub gets hit.

after 3 hits, he starts attacking, making player can now directly hit him.

swarm of flies attack

hits you with his leek.

toss his leek

summoning a fly enemy

fly swatter attack lol

water spray attack

and....

for the other bosses, yea am still working on them... this is the fairest I got. I do have one for randy just his idle post concepts

can't post more images anyway, am kind of on my limit so.

Trivia

Beendaryl goes by she/they

I got the whole idea of pizzas being demons from original concepts. So, I thought it would fit the horror theme.

Dr Abe and Abette in concepts was going to have been fought twice. Dr abe first battle was he just testing you out. Abette 2nd battle is testing your strength once again before you fight Goattail. This time, she using her powers and not from the parasol. Scrapped.

There's a secret boss called Venus. it was a plant creation failure, in result of eating humans. as the flowers appears to have faces on them as well. the plant is kind of based off the little shop of horror.

There's more planned secret bosses, its only going be 3.

Sanity was originally going be named Propaganda. And emotionless was originally named Smiley.

recruiting the 2 bosses that are recruitable will gave you approved badge.

sigh...time to get back doing the comics.

#pizza tower #fake peppino #pizza tower fake peppino #“fake game” #pizza tower au #pizza tower oc #pizza tower fanart #the vigilante #pizza tower vigilante #pizza tower the noise #the noise #noisette #pizza tower noisette #pepperman #pizza tower pepperman #cheese dragon #pizzahead #pizza tower pizzahead #pizza tower pizzaface #pizzaface #peppino is not allowed in this post smh #another episode of me trying to not make fake peppino cute at all #why did I bother to put effort in this man #animated gif

[the-ocean-in-motion]

A post for publicly sharing the products of my Drawfee Lalafell idol project!

(if u don't know what the fuck I'm saying just scroll on)

NOTE: I am not affliated with Drawfee I just stole their logo for that edit. I'm not making money Julia pls don't sue me

FAQ

Q: Why do this? A: Fatal case of brainworms

Q: How long did you spend on making these? A: Too long. Enough questions

Jokes aside, here's a proper intro to what this is for people who aren't in that one very specific discord: As a creative project of sorts, I decided to make 4 Lalafells in FFXIV based on the Drawfee crew (youtubers). SPECIFICALLY these are based on their Newsday Comic Designs, because there's only so much staring at real people's faces really zoomed in I can do before I start feeling like a creep.

So, No, these are not "lifelike" or even "as close to life like as i can make potato people in a 10 year old video game". They're based on stylized ideas of people, warped by my creative liberty. That left me more space to make them cute instead of uncanny valley, which I'm sure any drawfee members that see this post might appreciate too.

They're also all heavily modded. It's more fun for dressup.

With that said! Onwards to the pictures (and design notes)!

Nathan: I actually "made" the beard for this myself - or, rather, I refitted it from a modded beard for Roegadyn. I even made an effort to mold it into a rough flower shape, but I'm afraid it doesn't show up that well. Still, remembering that there is no full beard for Lalafell in the vanilla game, I think it actually looks quite cute! For this "casual" fit I made an effort not to make Nathan look too fashion-y. Of course, they're idol photoshoot style pics, so I still had to dress him up a bit! With this sporty fit with the fun big red boots reminiscent of early video game character designs, I think I landed in a pretty nice middle ground.

Julia: This is the only design I paid real life money to make. I spent forever futzing with free hair mods trying to find one I liked, but in the end I forked over a few bucks to an experienced hair modder's online shop and got this hair that comes with all the features I wanted. Can't say I regret the purchase, it's very pretty. For the outfit, I knew what I wanted pretty much immediately. I have had this outfit mod for a long time, but I've never really known what to use it for. It feels very Julia, even if I can't remember necessarily seeing her wear this kind of thing before. Maybe it just feels French, and I associate Julia with France?

Karina: Karina's face sculpt mod was very easy to decide. Looking at the list of the free female Lala faces, I saw one that looked like a little shit - and named "Give Me the Phone" - and immediately knew it was perfect. I had to edit this hair to become hat compatible for later outfits, but overall this one was full of easy picks. Maybe I'm projecting too hard, though? I even dressed her in a top I modded for myself, after all.

Jacob: Jacob's design is one I agonized over, because finding a hair for him was quite hard. Short hair mods are rarer than long ones, and Newsday Jacob's hair is very distinctive. In the end I had to settle for a more realistic style, but I'm told it still reads as him. I wound up putting Jacob in maybe the cutesy-est outfit of the four. I don't think he'd mind, but either way the funny little overalls were too big a temptation for me to resist. Accessorising with bandages is where my weeb roots really shine through, though. Portraits done, here's the additional materials I've made!

Drawfee Kindergarten Field trip! Fun fact, I took this screenshot mere seconds before the dungeon I used as a set kicked me out, which means I spent the entire instance timer just deciding on accessories and posing! Where are they going? To see the big squid at the Aetherfont's center, of course!

The first music video! Motions not by me, I'm not that talented, these are retargeted Project Sekai dances (retargeting also not by me lmao animation modding scares me)

Childish war is such a fun song and dance, never mind the fact that none of the "personalities" really work for drawfee. It's dancing lalas! Who cares!

That's it! I might do more music videos or photo shoots in the future, but that's highly dependent on my brain chemistry, so truly nothing is certain. If you made it this far, I hope my silly little project brought you some joy! (and olive) And hey!

Check this out!

#drawfee #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #lalafell #ffxiv modding

[cerastes]

dreamer!! my enviable nemesis! if you ever get around to akiba don't fall for the prices of weeb shit just because the place gets frequently memed as the otaku heaven (I felt cringe writing that) (although you can find some really cool stuff if you scavenge for hours). nakano broadway has much cheaper options, several stores of mandarake including one for tokusatsu if you're into that and extremely niche/old media collectible stores. mind you akiba does have some cool spots including a yet another mandarake (a tad pricier than nakano), but nakano is very accessible from shinjuku while it's a pain to get to akiba. I haven't been there in several years though so you might want to check before you go.

I had a worse time of it in harajuku with its tourist traps than in after dark kabukicho and ginza (occasional guys/hosts approaching with "oneesan hitori?" and being weird) but your mileage as a tourist man may vary. also some other well-known shrines accessible from shinjuku: kumano-jinja where you can see shinjuku skyscrapers from inside the shrine, meiji jingu (walking distance from harajuku, big and also probably very crowded), hiei near roppongi, you can see the skytree from inside zojo-ji shrine but my opinion of the skytree is that it's a bit of a tourist trap. you can get to yokohama easily and get on the cosmo clock ferris wheel after dark for a nice city view.

enjoy the hellish mazes of shinjuku station! a friend of mine couldn't find her way out once and had a panic attack in it!

Dude I had NO clue you had Newtype headass precognitive powers, you sent this to me as we were arriving at Akihabara lmao, you just KNEW.

We checked Mandarake at your recommendation and it was dope, and we’ll be going to Nakano Brodowei upon returning to Tokyo so THANKS for that, you’re still my ENEMY and will go to hell before you die BUT I’ll get you the VIP seat for demons with abs.

And Shinjuku station is like an actual dungeon, at least for the Oedo line, you DESCEND to the earth’s core, wtf. Shibuya station, however, is a bona fide Shin Megami Tensei dungeon.

#yakourinka #THANKS FOR THE REST OF THE RECS TOO MVP RINKA W

[feralmoonlight]

hey hi hello i just found out abt the samuri au and U HAVE MY ATTENTION

OK SO RIGHT OFF I'm gonna throw down a few inspiration sources that have my brain absolutely rabid for this samurai/ronin/old japan AU, with the front-runners being a loose Prince And The Pauper (YN is swapped and used as a decoy body double for an actual 'person of importance'), and the aesthetic styling of but not limited to Samurai Champloo, Blade of the Immortal (manga specifically but also the anime), Rurouni Kenshin, Natsume Yuujincho (for spirit-y things), Inuyasha(also for spirit-y things), Princess Mononoke, and Mononoke(Not to be confused with Princess Mononoke), AS WELL AS a big handful of other shows that I have seen over the years and could not for the life of me drag the names out of my subconscious to site. Mix all that shit up into a blender and you're in the right wheelhouse of vibes for this AU. I am letting my little weeb/romanticized japan fan run wild with this in my head. HARD FACTS SO FAR: Sun, Moon, and Eclipse are 3 separate beings. They are also all three non-human/spirit/demon creatures. They themselves don't differentiate between 'good and bad' spirits per say, as it's usually humans that place labels like that on what is GOOD and what is BAD based on human morality. They are usually seen as 'good' protector beings however. Sun and Moon aren't technically linked to each other in the traditional DCA way. They existed separate from each other before meeting, but their personalities/energies compliment each other so well they formed their bond and began to travel together of their own choice and have been companion spirits for ages. NOW they are linked together, but can exist without each other if the need arises. They'd just be sad about it. Eclipse is an example of two spirits merging (stares at Sun and Moon with intent, but uncertainty. You can see where this is going maybe. I can see where this is going maybe. I don't know where this is going yet but there are IDEAS). I don't know if they merged willingly, by force, one took over the other, or if it was out of mutual necessity. But there are technically two beings sharing one mind. Half of him is very calm and stoic, detached(seemingly) from his emotions, but also incredibly calculated. This half only talks when necessary, moves when necessary, and tends to observe the goings-on around him instead of intervening. The OTHER half of Eclipse is wild and playful, a mischievous trickster that likes to keep his 'companion of the moment' off guard with verbal and physical pokes and prods, holding the upper hand and either forcing them to rely on him for stability/support (again, physical or emotional) or without letting them gather ground for stable footing. He likes to stir the pot and rarely lets a few moments of silence go by without striking up new conversation and rambling on wherever his thoughts may take him, whether or not said thoughts are true or not.

All three of these beings are highly skilled swordsmen (obviously) and can usually 1v1 a human without much thought. A good benchmark for a light challenge would be a 3v1, 5v1 getting a little sketchier, and anything more than 6-7 generally skilled opponents leaving them at a slight disadvantage. However, Sun and Moon are rarely apart, and Eclipse has a few 'secrets' up his sleeve that can still tip these numbers in his favor. DEMON POWERS TBD so far. If anything much more interesting than longer life, generally stronger/more durable than humans/spiritual connection stuff. MORE IN A PART 2 cause it wont let me send it as long as it was

#Samurai AU #Sun #Moon #Eclipse #YN #Feral rambles

[sweetchcolate]

Hi~ if you're interested, here's a scenario for you:

While talking with an acquaintance, the conversation drifts into the topic of anime since they learn you've watched quite a few shows already. They ask you for recommendations and, when pressed for specifics, they say something along the lines of "I don't really have a specific preference." (This is, of course, untrue—everyone has their yays and nays, and maybe this person just doesn't know theirs. Since they're just an acquaintance, you probably wouldn't know either.)

So as you look into their gleaming curious eyes:

What will you consider before giving a recommendation(s)?

What show(s) would you recommend?

(Note: this is entirely for funsies so please feel free to opt out or to take your time! ☺)

Damn this is like my worst nightmare come true 😂 It's so hard to give recommandation because it depends on one's personal taste, but also a person's state of mind (if you don't want to watch a drama because you're not in the mood for it, you won't want to watch a show even if it's the greatest drama ever produced), openess to new experiences, and tolerance to bullshit such as 2nd hand embarrassment/fanservice/anime grunts/etc.

I'm basing this a lot on the weeb/ass/shit scale, which grades anime by the amount of anime/japanese culture knowledge needed to enjoy it, the amount of fanservice, and its overall quality. But within each tier, you could probably create subtiers (genre subtier, trope subtier, music subtier, etc,).

To note: a lot of the recs are series I watched recently or remember at the top of my mind, so there's this bias to consider.

Depending on how well I know my acquaintance and their tastes, I would go like this:

entry level. something which is easily accessed and understood by most people with minimal (to none) anime/Japan culture knowledge: most if not all Studio Ghibli movies, Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, maybe Inuyasha (because of like cultural osmosis and its impact on the early 2000s anime scene), Raven of the Inner Palace, Akagami no Shirayukihime, slice of life or introspective shows (such as Sousou no Frieren's first cour, Spy x Family)

slightly above entry level. something which needs a bit of trope/cultural knowledge (like the importance of high school student councils or usual HS/romance/love triangle tropes), but could be appreciated even without because of solid writing/animation and minimal (to none) fanservice/2nd hand embarrassment: Mob Psycho 100, Akatsuki no Yona, Noragami, Skip to Loafer, Kimi ni Todoke, Sailor Moon, Neon Genesis Evangelion to an extent (with warning about the way the plot goes wild and the fanservice and innuendo between teens and adults), Kusuriya no Hitorigoto, Detective Conan

something which requires a good grasp/recognition of tropes as well as willing to engage and think because of the way the anime is tackling and deconstructing tropes: Princess Tutu, RGU (with a lot of content warnings)

classic shonen vibes (aka fanservice galore, tournament arc/powering up tropes, etc): Kimetsu no Yaiba, early Naruto or Bleach

mindfuck but good: Mononoke, NGE (to an extent)

good/entertaining but the fanservice is going to be a MAJOR turn off: Soul Eater, Ranma 1/2, Lupin III movies/OVAs

You might have noticed but most of the series I've listed are relatively short, about 12-24 episodes (except for Inuyasha, SM, FMA, DetCo, and Ranma which are >100 episodes), since I think recommending a long-running series might scare some people away. That (and/or the pretty important amount of fanservice), is also why I didn't include big 'staples' like Naruto, Bleach, YYH, HXH, etc. regardless of my personal enjoyment or taste.

Most of what I like are fantasy/romances (like SAFT, My Happy Marriage, KamiHaji) or niche shows like Cybersix. I wouldn't recommend these to an acquaintance because of how close these series can be to me and how I don't want to put them up for judgement. I can be a bit defensive of my taste ^^

Thank you for the ask! It wasn't an easy exercise, but one I've been unconsciously doing on my own for a while, so it's nice to finally have it in writing if the need ever occurs!

#sweetchcolate's nonsense of the day #long post #anime #anime recommendation

[oyasumire]

This has been weighing on my mind for a long time and it's black history month so I don't mind getting into it, but it really is actually so annoying how so many nonblack people only bother bringing up black people when it's time to joke or meme or whatever. Like, do yall not notice that yall do that? All the time? Like sure, you occasionally reblog posts to spread awareness about discrimination and police killings etc and that's nice I guess, but beyond that, do you actually take the time to be conscious of how you are engaging with black people? Do you take the time to be conscious of whether you're actually treating us like people and not just another source of entertainment? Because, genuinely, most of yall do not.

And I've grappled with the fact that maybe I'm being too sensitive but it really is shit like scrolling through a nonblack person's blog and seeing that the only time they regularly post about black people beyond our suffering is when we're reduced to a joke that drives me insane. Like all your memes and reaction images and whatever are filled with black people, but yall can't post about us in any other context? Even with the most mainstream black people, yall can't post about Mariah Carey except when it's time to joke about Christmas? Yall can't post about Earth, Wind, and Fire except when it's time to joke about September 21st? Yall can't post about Megan thee Stallion except when it's time to joke about her being a weeb or laugh at her old tweets? Yall can't post about any other rappers except when it's time to joke about rap blog parodies (that more often than not aren't even run by actual black people either)?

Like it's just crazy to me how we are in 2024 and nonblack people still will not reevaluate the way they interact with us, like yall really do not understand how isolating and sickening it feels to know the only time yall will talk about people like me is when you want to reinvent minstrelsy, and then do nothing to understand why that's a problem.

#being black on the internet really is the most exhausting experience hands down my god #all yall wanna do is treat us like jesters any chance you get