About three things, Stiles was absolutely certain. First, Lydia’s special brownies were literally a danger to society, since they were strong enough to knock grown werewolves on their asses. Second, microwave mac ‘n’ cheese was one of the best foods to ever exist. And third, he definitely did not put Twilight on the TV, but whichever one of the betas did, was his new favorite - because Derek was totally into it and he was never letting the Alpha live that down.
[or: the Hale pack talks about a bunch of stupid shit after accidentally devouring weed brownies - and Sterek is high, hungry, and horny]