#weednd

[sammmyy223]

I run a shit post dnd game. The players and I refer to it by one of two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and myself get inebriated before and during the game.

I’ve gone into some details about the party but for now I want to go into some of the things in the world. These things are in no particular order.

All weapons can be used as a range weapon, in order to do so the person using the melee weapon as a ranged weapon has to explain how the weapon reloads. An example could be that after you shoot your short sword blade you flick the hilt like an old lightsaber toy and a blade is produced.

Jongus (one of the party members) has an ability called “I Know a Place” where he makes a flat d20 roll to find a place. Usually the players use this to find food places. This ability is almost exclusively never used to actually progress the campaign.

All players have “MemePlanks” which for all intents and purposes is just a smartphone.

All players have 1 DM token allowing them to DM a single session. So far 2 players have used tokens and the first player to run ran a Yakuza themed session. The second player ran a session where we had to travel to “Bing Bong land” (England) and fight J.K Rowling and her School of magical kids “Bogsharts” the session ended with the complete and utter destruction of Bing Bong Land.

When it’s the week of a players birthday I will run a special “Birthday session” for the players where the session is mostly themed around the player themself and I try to make a session that’s fun for everyone but special for the birthday player. Personally my favorite birthday session is a tie between The Battle of the Bands session or the Heist session.

The players met a guy named “Hobo Joe” who used to be a tech bro big into cryptocurrency until everyone realized it was worthless and he lost everything. Clinging to the dream that one day cryptocurrency will be valuable they created “Bum Coin”. Bum Coin allows players to get items from irl IP’s and media inside the game. Players can only get Bum Coins by helping Hobo Joe or by investing in bum coin stocks. There are only three stocks they can buy into. “Shippler’s Hole, Stinky GLoS, and Porm” currently he players have entirely invested into porm.

Currently the most dangerous thing the players purchased with bum coin are blueprints for lancers from gears of war.

#dnd oc #dnd5e #dnd #homebrew #dungeons and dragons

[llatimeria]

timber masterpost because i wanted to make it my icon and needed a post to link

this is the character i'll probably play in my partner's upcoming weednd campaign, where we'll all just get silly high and play some lighthearted dnd which changes genre with every new arc

basics:

just Timber, no last name

he/she/it (gender unclear)

lycanthrope from birth - werewolf + human

chaotic neutral / ??? class (i wanted to make a druid but now . it feels maybe more ... barbarian???)

personality:

surprisingly not super hostile towards or scared of humans despite literally being raised by wolves

also surprisingly good at fitting in with most groups of people, especially cultures that respect having a good time and being yourself (so like PLUR, lgbt stuff, etc)

she makes friends easily due to his earnestness, lack of irony or cringe in his heart, and overall willingness to try new things

utterly fails in social situations that involve formality or invisible rules though. and also in 1 on 1 conversations where it can't pick up social cues from the entire group and usually misses sarcasm and subtlety

backstory:

lycanthropy runs in the family - it's a curse that always afflicts the firstborn child of the king of a random fantasy kingdom. they usually skip caring about the first kid, keeping the pregnancy and birth a huge secret, and just treat the second kid as the heir. the cursed child is usually locked away or abandoned instead

this curse was placed on their family by a wolf goddess after the man who founded this kingdom slaughtered hundreds of wolves and massively deforested to make the area safer for people and livestock. it was supposed to make him feel regret and shame for his actions every time he looked at his firstborn, and it was Supposed to be lifted as soon as he realized he should be less hostile towards nature - but he just avoided looking at the kid. thus, his kids grew up unloved and unacknowledged, and in turn didn't love and acknowledge their own children, passing down the curse through hundreds of generations, the cause and cure being forgotten over time

some pseudo-psychic moron told the king and queen that the curse would be lifted if they sacrificed their kid to the wolf goddess. wolf goddess was like. huh. what. please do not kill your baby for me. so she chased them off and adopted baby Timber

#my art #my ocs #oc: timber

[justamericanjacket]

Super Bowl The Weeknd Red Blazer Was Indeed The Star of The Show

#fashion trendy style weednd

[brattylikestoeat]

what music do you listen to? like artists?

I’m a whole lot of rap/trap with a dash of pop and rock.

Some of my favorite artist rn:

Baby

Guapdad 4000

SAINt JHN

Meg Thee Stallion

Drake

Weednd

Hotboii

Lor Scoota (RIP)

Polo G

Brent Faiyaz

Sada Baby

NLE Choppa

Rmr (pronounced Rumor)

Tee Grizzley

King Von

Flipp Dinero

black bear

DJ Smallz 732

*This list change a lot*

#ask

[darwincitheory]

We are the people.

#weednd #black and white #apple watch #family #history #llorar

[theliterateape]

Hell is a Sunday Matinee

By Gus Langley 

The most acid I've ever taken by accident was at a Saturday night cast party.

This friend who often partied with us thought he was doing us a favor by dosing us. Now, I enjoy a good trip as much as the next weirdo, but I've never really felt good about springing it on unsuspecting folk. This friend did not share that same hang up. He dosed the shit out of me.

About an hour later things were weird and I figured out what had happened. Luckily for me, I was seasoned in the field and handled it well. Actually, the party was a lot of fun. As the evening wound down, I just continued to soar. It became apparent to me at around sunrise that I was not going to be getting any sleep before our Sunday matinee.  

Oh right. We had a fucking Sunday matinee.

We were in the middle of classical Shakespeare production. It was one of those “in the park” kinda deals. “Just play it cool,” I said to myself. Even with my generally positive mindset I went into that performance concerned I might ruin the show. But I didn't! Instead, it was awesome. Maybe the best show of the run. And I don't know if some of the other actors got dosed too or what... because a bunch of people immediately got real cool. Intermission consisted of a cast joint and a shared bottle of paint thinner tequila out of somebody's minivan.

It's easy to get stressed out about shows, especially on drugs, but really, aren't we all just supposed to be having fun? It's entertainment for god’s sake. Anyway, like I said, other than throwing up on stage and the city calling the cops during curtain call it went really well.

Gus Langley is the host of WeeDnD, a weed-themed Dungeons and Dragons show. Recently covered by NPR member station, KNPR, you can stream it on the Art Hard Studios Twitch and YouTube channels.

#Acid #LSD #Theatre #Cast Parties #Drugs

[makoons]

ha ha

#i love those depressive episodes where you find yourself unintentionally just #pushing yourself farther #but ylur not moving ypure just pushing the thoughts harder and harder #and those funny little intrusice thoughts see thee party and get louder #i just wantd a nice weednd #everytime i jist want to go to the gym #i am inside again #inside my solly little brain #shut the fuck up shut tthre fuck up shut u shut up #fucking christ #not buying an ac was self harm and god knows i'm not gonna buy myself oje anyways because i bought one for a friends and now im too scared #to buy another withlut the manager yelling at me for buying multiple acssss #haahahahaha #hehe #i want to gickinf shut up #ahir up #shut up #heax theough thebn windo #eat #glass #÷)

[ilovelampp]

A WeeDND story

Not exactly a idea so much is a story. I was high just as my friends are discussing DND spells and I forgot the words for “lay on hands“ so I just said hold on arms.

[sammmyy223]

I run a shit post dnd game. The player and I call it by one of two names. Weednd and The Brewicide Squad. We all get inebriated during and before the game.

It’s game night. I’m completely too high. The players are using xurkitree porn they found in an office building to learn sympathy for robots.

#dnd5e #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dungeon master

[sammmyy223]

I run a shitpost dnd game. The players and I refer to it by two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated during and before the game each week.

This was one of the first birthday sessions I ever ran for a player

Buddy gets a message from Headmaster Doncae Kong. The orphanage is being attacked by two mean brothers, Snarlio, and Stuigi. They’ve been kidnapping kids and turning them into robots.

The robots have 1 soul purpose in life: dispense coins, and mushrooms. They’ve lost most of their childlike wonder.

Master Doncae is asking the party to attack the castle in the Kushroom Kingdom and defeat the evil doers, and save the children.

The children who have been turned to robots are unable to be saved, but they get imbued with the powers of judgment and become hell priests of Peter Griffin. (The players wound up killing all the robot kids.)

The kushroom kingdom. This was all the information I had written for the game

#dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #oc lore #dnd #dnd5e #smoke weed everyday #meme #dungeon master

[sammmyy223]

I run a shit post dnd game. The players and I refer to it by one of two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated before and during each sessions.

This is the information I provided to the players when we were planning on starting the game. The hook so to speak. There are also the 4 unique feats you can choose depending on where you are from.

Brethea is a land of wonders and holds many a great deal of things. The land is ruled over by 4 major factions

The Weed Wizards-

One more Rip- once per long sesh user pulls out a spell rolled joint and can cast any first level spell

The Miller High Mages-

Feat: Gods Drunkest Driver- once per long sesh the user down a teener and spawn a set of car keys. The car keys are a magical item when used that summons a magical car that will take you where you need to go,

The Pack Priests of Stanktopia-

Herbal Remedies- one per long user can heal the party 1d8 as they share a medicinal blunt. The healing power increases by 1d8 at level 6, 10, 14, 18

The Wocky Warlocks-

Double Cup Alchemy- one per long sesh the player may roll a d20 in order to generate a double cup potion.

Brethea a land of rich and deep lore, built upon the ashes of many a sesh amongst the leaders of the four groups.

One day a black spot opened in between the four kingdoms and since then evil has been plaguing the land, trying to claim the holy relics of the kingdoms to resurrect an evil demon.

The four great rulers of the nation, Franko Skunkberry of Stanktopia, Yung King of Wocky, Flooberus Bobsnarl Jr. of the Miller lands, and Quincavius Diesalbrau of the wizards have come to an agreement that shall recruit aspiring heroes of their nation and pair them in teams of adventurers to stop the forces of evil. You are a team of those heroes. Your goal is to get as much information you can on the upcoming evil and potentially put a stop to it!

Short sesh, or long sesh instead of short or long rest.

I also wanted to share the current list of side quests I have for the players

Side Quests

Trivia with Tim-

Vietnam

Guppy’s MTV Crypt Episode

The fat king and the praising staff- you have to compliment the king or get put to death

Zoober Zone- a multidimensional plane of existence where the Hashtral Projectionists hang out

Minecraft ravine exploration

The fermented lake and the micks chosen select ultra can that whoever brings it up from and drinks it, becomes the king of beertopia. Beertopia is like el dorado of beer.

Devil fruit sesh

Chaos Sparkplugs

Metro 42033

Killing the Council

#dungeons and dragons #oc lore #dnd #dnd5e #dnd oc #smoke weed everyday #alcohol

[sammmyy223]

I run a shit post dnd game. The players and I call the game by two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated before and during the game.

I want to touch on the party’s living situation because I discussed Kulrac living in an apartment for divorced dads with divorced dads. However the party currently have living quarters within their vehicle they travel the continent in.

What is this vehicle that all 6 party members and 2 NPC’s live in you ask. The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile.

The outside very much looks like it but inside it’s kind of like the tardis where it’s bigger on the inside. Currently there are 10 bedrooms, a kitchen area, the main living area, a hot tub room, and bathrooms. One in each room and one in the main living area.

Two sessions ago the wienermobile received its first upgrade the party used ask Jeeves in order to find information on the whereabouts of some random villain character, but they noticed they were losing 5 gold everytime they searched something with ask Jeeves.

Naturally they wouldn’t stand for such an egregious act, so the party used “Jeeves Maps” which is basically Google maps but a butler character points at your destination. The Jeeves map drawing will be in this post, I had to draw it for the players since I was unable to explain clearly through cackles and tears.

The party used the chaos sparkplugs to arrive at Jeeves’s realm since naturally Jeeves was a God of Search results but Gaggle and Ping destroyed his reputation and he lost most of his power.

Jeeves wanted to make a deal with the party. He offered them 7 silver per global search result. The party denied this deal and killed him.

After killing Jeeves the party took his cock and balls, and turned them into magic items. The Balls were turned into truck nuts that they attached to the wiener mobile, and they turned the cock into a staff that fires “unrestricted” search results in a line.

DM note: Writing this stuff out has helped me remember a lot of the shit I’ve forgotten about due to the inebriation, and the more and more I think about this game the more and more it feels like a fever dream.

#dnd oc #dnd5e #dnd #oc lore #dungeons and dragons #ask jeeves #tabletop #ttrpg #silly #fever dream #smoke weed everyday #weedlife #text post

[sammmyy223]

I run a shitpost dnd game. The players and I refer to it by one of two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated before and during the game.

One of the NPC’s the party recruited is a character named “Edgeness the Warforged”

Edgeness was originally created by Strickland Propane to be the ultimate Mascot. He was successful for a while until customers complained he was too aggressive and so they went back to the drawing board and using the original design of Edgeness they created “Sprocket The Warforged” then they fired Edgeness

Upset and hurt Edgeness vowed that he would find the Chaos Sparkplugs and get his Revenge on Sprocket and Strickland Propane.

Years later the party finds Edgeness working as a mechanic for the “Motley Boys” a gang of destruction derby addicts. Edgeness just liked working on cars so when the party found him and befriended Edgeness he said that if the party killed the motley boys his contract would be void and he could hang out with them.

Coincidentally the party had already been tasked to kill the Motley Boys since they stole hobo joes warthog from halo 3, and they were promised said warthog for killing them.

After the party was successful they recruited Edgeness and he’s been with the party ever since. So far he has 2 of the 7 chaos sparkplugs.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #dnd character #oc lore #lore #dnd5e #dnd #text post #funny #smoke weed everyday

[sammmyy223]

I run a shitpost dnd game. The players and I refer to the game by two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The players and I get inebriated before and during the game.

This is Kulrac Nassar, The Hobgoblin Paladin.

Kulrac is the straight man of the party. The player who plays Kulrac is straight edge. No smoking, no Drinking. He plays through every session stone cold sober.

Kulrac is a from a tribe of hobgoblins who would raid and pillage people until one day a specter like creature dressed in black showed up

After his tribe was wiped out Kulrac dawned his family’s holy armor, proclaimed himself warlord of the Nassar Legion and began his quest for revenge.

Kulrac quickly learned the world works a little differently and wound up living in the city of Balzac. He lived in an apartment complex where main divorced dads live and became friends with the dads who lived on the same floor as him.

Darryl, Oscar, Tim, Dan, and Jeremy. I don’t have the descriptions of all of the dads on hand sadly. As I’m usually too fucked up when they appear in game. I know one of them is a gay skeleton who wears fluffy pink sweaters.

Darryl I believe is a redneck lizard man who canonically tears uo the dance floor.

After working up enough motivation with the help of the dad’s Kulrac joined D.R.U.G believing he would find the answers he was looking for.

Currently Kulrac has a gorgon wife who he met on a game show in hell called “Who Wants to Be Alive Again?” They are expecting. Gorganna’s (his wife) due date is April 17th.

Kulrac has since moved out of the apartment and is now the ruler of Balzac which has been renamed to New Nassaria.

He learned that Elon created hobgoblins to be programmed slaves for him, and when his tribe wasn’t meeting the standards Elon had them executed.

Kulrac is now in therapy and has been making great strides, and is learning to love and enjoy the life he has and the friends he’s made.

He will also stop at nothing to end the reign of Elon.

#dnd oc #dnd character #dnd art #dungeons and dragons #oc lore #oc art #oc

[sammmyy223]

I run a shit post dnd game. The players and myself refer to the game by one of two names. Weednd or The Brewicide Squad. The player and I get inebriated before and during the session. Then we play the game which is 90% bits and improv.

Before we started playing the game the players and I would exchange things we called “Fun Facts”. The way they worked is if I or another player put “Fun Fact” before some lore we would all have to acknowledge that the new edition is completely canon to the world.

I will share player specific fun facts when I do character specific posts. First however I would like to share fun facts about the world.

“Fun fact, in the Miller Highlands it is illegal to drive under the influence of sobriety”

“Fun fact: The 9 main line gods are as follows

Cheech and Chong, Rob Zombie, Rave lord Nito, The Sun, Peter Griffin, ICP, Boss Baby, Slurms McKenzie, And Greg from Management”

“Fun fact there are 12 banned deities:

Among us Bean (red), Randy Pitchford, The Noid

Vince McMan, Grey Mann, Blutarch, Eric from HR (Dickhead), Sasuke, Elon Musk, The Police Department, Christopher Columbus, Duck.go”

“Fun fact: Trap is in fact the only music in hell.”

“Fun fact: old texts make note of a city called “Cleveland, Ohio” to this day nobody has been able to find any historic evidence of it existing except for giant pillar like structures on the coast of the Millerlands built by the ancient Ohioans”

I will not be elaborating further on the why of any of these fun facts

#dungeons and dragons #dnd oc #oc lore #lore #smoke weed everyday #dnd5e #dnd #shitpost

[sammmyy223]

I run a shitpost dnd game, my players and I refer to it as either Weednd, or The Brewicide Squad. We all get inebriated before or during the game.

The plot of the game is the players are currently on a quest to stop Elon Musk from summoning the Tesla into the world.

In the game they have recently discovered Elon has been working with the AI menace to create Deepfakes of political leaders and other heroes in the world. The most recent session the party went to a factory and found tube like containers that had deepfakes of themselves within them.

Usually when I have made imagery for the Party I would Generate AI art for the party. I don’t believe using AI is a good thing, especially if it’s for profit, but in the context of using it to generate art for the players to allow them to have a deeper connection with their characters then I think it’s okay.

Since I’ve started my art journey however I’ve officially drawn the party. The picture below is all 6 of them. I’ll be making individual posts for each of the members.

#dnd #dnd5e #lore #oc lore #dungeons and dragons #dnd art #dnd oc #artwork #digital art #aseprite