#wei wuxian was like 'it's early what's the harm' and thirty minutes later xiao xingchen is vibrating so hard he's about to take off

[songxiaolin]

modern au where wei wuxian gives xiao xingchen an energy drink because he’s thinking, ‘i’ve dealt with lan wangji drunk, nothing can phase me’ and then two hours later he’s on the phone to song lan like ‘please come get your husband we’re at the xuhui IKEA and he won’t stop trying to help people the employees have given up i was just supposed to get more bowls song-xiong stop laughing please he’s in the kids’ section!!’

#wei wuxian was like 'it's early what's the harm' and thirty minutes later xiao xingchen is vibrating so hard he's about to take off #and he's like 'huh. i guess this is why they only drink decaf tea.' #wei wuxian #xiao xingchen #song lan #garden center au #songxiao