Mary Kate Morrissey, a great Broadway performer and agent of chaos.

Guys I have a hair. On my head, and it’s just half gray. From the root to halfway down its a gray hair, but then it fades back into my natural hair color

creepy things where i live that just ✨make sense✨ pt. 1

• Abandoned ghost town in the middle of the woods
• BONES
• Random old chimneys (also in the woods)
• Crazy old people
• Bones hanging from trees
• CoRn FiEldS
• CotToN FieLdS
• Old cemeteries
• Weird cults made of old people
• Whatever you do, DONT STOP FOR ANYBODY ON DIRT ROADS PAST SUNDOWN
• That spot on the road where everyone breaks down at least once
• Rooms that were closed off and never opened again after a student committed suicide and weird stuff started happening
• Abandoned house
• Old old wooden church

Sometimes, I find strangers on the internet, completely random and never famous, and take a look at all of their pictures - at least what they deem is acceptable to let visitors see. I feel like I catch a glimpse of their entire existence. I get a strange nostalgic feeling for people I don’t know and places I have never been to.

I even remember when I was younger, say a preteen, I used to stroll around a personal blog that I accidentally found one day. I remember regularly checking it, to watch the same pictures of a bunch of random kids, living an even more random kids life. Simply because their way of capturing life made me feel someplace home.

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Sometimes, I feel like I am a teenager in an adult’s body. I’m an imposter trying to fit in. 

Why is it so hard for me to accept the fact, I don’t fit in? I have never fitted in, always a loner, even when I was a kid. I will never fit in, I will always be the weird person.

I need to learn to accept the fact, to accept this fact and then maybe I will be truly happy? 

tangina, pumapasok ako sa isang bagay na di ko naman pala kaya. Shet. Im so soft. Tangina please, mabilis lang ako mafall. Is it normal ba if like ONS lang kayo and napakasweet nya as in he was like kissing me all the time sa forehead and inalalayan pa ako sa hagdan? (hinawakan kamay ko) Or is it just me? damn. AND GUESS WHAT? Nung pauwi nako tinanong nya kung may pera ba ko and i said “yes i have” then napaisip ako kung bakit pero yun pala it’s because 3am na non and may checkpoint daw. Wala daw siyang pass blah blah and sht i don’t know if maniniwala ako pero lol ayon. Kasi nung nalate din siya non nung meet up namin kagabi (fck ha first time ko magantay, take note ako pa pinagantay damn it was like 40 minutes of waiting or est. 1 hour) so ayun na nga hinatid nya pa daw kasi lola nya. TANGINA HAHAHAHAHAHHA AND AYON NAGTEXT NA ANG KUPAL NANDUN NA DAW SIYA SA ST.JAMES, aaaaand pumunta nako right after. And nung nasa overpass ako nakita ko na yung kotse, dun ako sa kabila dumaan HHAHAHHAJAHAHA baliw diba inatead na dun sa stairs which directs to his loc. The reason is idk nahihiya ako hahahahhahaha so sa kabila ako dumaan. And ayon nga so nagdrive na siya blah blah, nagsorry naman siya kasi antagal ko daw. Pero ang epic lang endaiii ng first ONS ko since nagantay ako ng matagal HAHAHHAHA. anyw, so ayon and dun sa may place yon tas nagstop over muna kame and nagpark sa gilid and wait lang daw kami 20 mins.

Non inverbatim;

him: Alam mo ba dead end na yan pag diniretso yan?me: Ohhhh eh bat ayang kotse may papunta pa?

him: kasi paparada na yan.

me: ah okay. (nagpphone)

him: deh papatayin talaga kasi kita. (he joke)

me: luh HAHHAHAHAHA sige bababa na pala ako bye. (i answered)

and then we both laughed.

(maya maya bigla siyang lumapit and bumulong sa tenga ko)

him: mamaya ka na magphone (TANGINA THAT IS MY WEAKNESS POTA)

SO AYON BINABABA KO NA PHONE KO AND WE DO THE KISSING KEME BASTA HAHAHAHA AND MAY PA CHOKE CHOKE PA SIYA SIS WHICH IS ALSO WHAT I WANT SA ISANG GUY HAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN AGGRESSIVE HA LUV THAT CHAROT. AND AYON SO I BJ HIM SAGLIT LANG PERO UMALIS NA DIN KAMI SAYANG DAW KASI SA GAS TULOY NAMIN SA ROOM NYA. Actually patakas to ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nandon fam nya eh. And habang nagddrive siya:

him: i swear u’re really good (yung sa bj thing ko hekhek enebe pangarap ko kasi maging pornstar HAHAHAHHA CHAR)

PERO DAMN NORMAL LANG BA TALAGA KASI WHILE AND AFTER WERE KISSED HE KISSED ME ON THE FOREHEAD JEEZ. Y U GOTTA BE LIKE THAT, ALSO WEAKNESS KO YAN EH I H8 U.

SO AYON SO SYEMPRE PATAKAS DIBA HAHAHAHAHA SO CHINECK NYA KUNG TULOG NA AND TULOG NA NGAAAA AND SUCCESSFUL NAMAN NA NAKAPASOK AKO SA ROOM NYA. Ay endaiii bongga ng room nya. HAHAHAHAHHAHA di ko inexpect malaki yung kama. Pero magulo na ha, guguluhin lang namin ulit. HAHAHAHAHA CHAROT. And ayon magsshower lang daw siya and blah blah alam nyo na nangyari what happens next di na need ikwento 😛 PERO ALAM NYO BA WHAT I LOVE THE MOST? Kumuha siya ng gitara tapos kumanta siya tanginaaaaa nyo baket THAT’S Y LALO AKONG NAFALL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHYA FCK LAST KO NA NGA TO DI KO KINAKAYA MABILIS LANG AKO MAFALL HOY. ANDAMI NYANG KINANTA EH PERO TINITIGNAN KO LANG SIYA NON AND NAGPANGGAP NA KO NA NAKAPIKIT TAPOS KUMAKANTA PA DIN SIYA DAI TAPOS FEELING KO NAKATINGIN LANG SIYA SAKEN NON TAS LUMAPIT SA FACE KO DAMN ANO BAAAAAAAA MAY LINE YON NA “dito ka lang” blah blah gahd Lord baket 😭

SO AYON NA NGA NAKWENTO KO NAMAN SA UNA KUNG GANO DIN KAEPIC PAGKAUWI KO HAHAHAHAHA Pinagtaxi nyo ko endaiiii kasi baka daw may checkpoint siya and hulihin siya. Irere-imburse nalang daw nya pagdating ng allowance nya LOL hahahaha alam ko na yang mga ganyang line no wushuuu char. And ayon bago ako sumakay sa taxi, kinissed nya nanaman ako sa forehead pota BAT BA GANYAN REQUIRED BA HAAAAAA ARGHHHH

PS. KAMUKHA NYA PALA AND MEDYO KAGALAW CLASSMATE KO NUNG COLLEGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAS LAMANG LANG TALAGA TO KASI MAGALING KUMANTA E HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHAROT BYE NA

Fun fact: When you reach Nox’s age, your dating options apparently start to look like issues of the Dream Daddy comic books:

Dream Daddy #1: “Much Abird About Nothing.”

It’s college reunion time! Who’d have thought that it’s already been fifteen years since Keg-Stand Craig and the new Dad on the block went to college? This one’s like a buddy cop comedy, only there are no cops and more avoiding old flames while trying to stifle an existential breakdown.

Dream Daddy #2: “Let The Right Dad In”

There’s a new Dad in the cul-de-sac… and he’s already sunk his fangs into the neighborhood! But Robert knows a vampire when he sees one, and he’s armed with enough garlic and rewatches of F. W. Murnau’s Nosferatu (1922) to get to the bottom of this mystery.

“I live inside your face” 💬💀

were all looking

Zienna Sonne’s unedited picture

i was almost married. i was almost married and that meant something.

Longest ever ski jump via @gifophunia. Follow, like and reblog!

Bazaar Online game “praiseworld3d” offers community during coronavirus.

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