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thecosmiccrow · 5 months
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“Thinking of each other”
i got possessed by a fucking demon while making this fyi
That bodypillow that N has was originally Uzi’s (like the sweater) but N had mentioned feeling lonely at nights when he wasn’t in the bunker with her, so she let him have it. He loves it because it smells like her.
Thanks @farhen2 for the idea
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farklelucas · 10 months
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diversity win! the weird little raddish priest who is actively trying to bring about the apocalypse is same sex attracted!
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ace-trainer-risu · 2 years
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I truly believe that nona is alecto/the body for the very simple and vitally important reason that harrow and nona/alecto/the body will meet at some point and harrow will be like O immortal Body, I have kept troth with you these many long and darkling years, I have sworn my heart, worthless thing though it may be, to you, I cast my fragile and aching body at your feet (and etc etc)
and the Body will look at her with those ineffable golden eyes and open her imperfectly beautiful mouth and say, her own true voice ringing out in harrow's ears for the very first time, "Hi! I like dogs, do you like dogs? I kissed you in the mirror once. Do you want to be best friends?"
And harrow will instantly be like Ohhh :/// I'm cured. I'm not in love with her anymore. where's gideon. ianthe? anyone.
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*walks into blog and sits down on couch*
So Wife Kaisa so Totally has a mug that says Worlds Best dad and she walks around with that thing in front of Anders just to piss him off :3
*takes Sip or tea*
*eats cookie *
*offers you a cookie *
*chokes on my own tea*
*waves my hands to let you know I’m okay and you just caught me off guard*
No you’re so right. When she says she’ll steal your girl she doesn’t just mean your ex wife. And the best part is I can see Hilda being the one to give it to her. Maybe they all made mugs for their dads in Father’s Day at school and Hilda went “this ceramic is too beautiful to be left behind when he eventually moves away again” and gives it to the woman who only just moved in their house.
Kaisa cries
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tired-biscuit · 11 months
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stepbro!frat boy!naruto sees his fellow brothers start to crowd you when he's distracted and he is simmering when there's a particular glow in your smile when one of them tells a joke and wraps you in a half-hug embrace....
18+ fem!reader // cw: stepcest
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oh my, the way he'd immediately slide into the conversation that you'd be having with the tightest grin on his face.
he's laughing and smiling as he approaches and stands closely next to you, and it looks low-key eerie from how goddamn hard he's trying to keep himself in-check with it, how hard he's attempting to really lay on that sunshine persona which he's been known for ever since he was little.
so he's all, "hahah, yeah; he's so funny, right...? always the funny guy!" whilst panickly assessing the dude - his friend, for fuck's sake - who'd just tried to very clearly hit on his pure, delicate little sister. he's cracking jokes and acting oh, so very buddy-buddy, but is also gripping the bottle of beer that he holds in his hand so tight that his knuckles are turning white and his veins are getting worryingly prominent whilst they protrude against his tan skin.
i can just picture him trying so desperately to take over and gain control of the entire situation just because jealousy is making him lose that friendly glow that's become an outright staple for him by now. envy has a rather pesky habit of forcing him to show a side of him that he doesn't like all that much, and he simply can't have that, you know?
he's supposed to be the laidback, sweet and adorable dude who everyone likes, so this ordeal is risky and can possibly turn damaging towards his innocent reputation if it continues. after all, he's ready to go absolutely apeshit because of the fact that the dude he had previously thought of as a brother, is now screwing him over by trying to screw you, when he wants - no, needs - to get there first.
so minutes pass one after the other and he's getting more handsy with you with each one. he's curling his fingers around your elbow, pulling you closer and closer until you're literally nestled into his side and he's got his arm securely draped around your shoulders, vigorously nodding to whatever word his mate says, even though he's barely registering the words from how pissed he is.
he wants to wrap his touch around your waist and maybe press a wet, brotherly smooch onto your cheek - perhaps even pretend to be a bit too tipsy and end up pressing it onto the spot where your jawline meets your neck - just so that he can see that special little smile of yours appear because of him this time around, but he knows that it'd be too obvious. that people would question it. he's not that stupid.
but hey, at least his reputation isn't being threatened anymore.
just like your virginity isn't.
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lenny-zesty · 15 days
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sorry for thinking about drone purring it will happen again
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ghostradiodylan · 4 months
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On my way to Thanksgiving, thinking about this weird menu from The Quarry and how someone at SMG thinks Americans eat Biscuits n’ Gravy for dinner. I’m from the south and I’ve never had it for dinner in my life. The subtly British takes on American culture are so funny (I’m convinced that’s why they’re all wearing so much clothing in August too).
I’d call out the pizza and tater tots combo but we totally had pizza with corn in school so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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thepringlesofblood · 1 year
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out of context neverafter ep 17 spoilers
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maximilff · 9 months
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dawg???
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I think Hobie is scarily smart but also not at all books-smart. He can understand really complicated stuff (see: him literally building a dimension watch from scratch) but also his education sucked majorly and he has no idea how everything works/is called "properly".
He knows pretty well what he can do, but he also consistently underestimates just how much that is, compared to most people.
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femmeidiot · 1 month
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I need 2 be braver about enforcing my pronouns with people
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raz-writes-the-thing · 2 months
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Sub!Ten 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I want to butter him up like the goddamn delicious biscuit he is
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good thing he wants to be buttered up like a biscuit!
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need a fic where Gideon adopts a cat and leaves Harrow alone with it for a few hours
NO way Harrow would be normal about it, she sees something cute for the first time in her life and doesn't recognize the feeling so she'll just assume it's murderous intent and stalk that little kitty from a distance, treating it like Gideon (Vintage Edition) on the Mithraeum, ABSOLUTELY it'll be one sided psychological horror
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kinda torn bc on the one hand i really like the way i look and it feels and looks cool but on the other hand others also think it's cool and punk started out with freaks and absolute crumbs and i yearn to channel that energy. if only to provoke people and norms and shit. because i don't feel like i'm doing that enough
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 11 months
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Eclipse, recently reformed and on thin ice: I found the most cursed breakfast combination.
Sun: God, what did you create?
Eclipse: Ya know those blueberry pancake battered sausages on sticks?
Sun: Yes? The daycare kids like them.
Eclipse: So I want to make one with chocolate chip and bacon flavored pancake batter with spicy sausages and dip them into sausage gravy.
Sun: …
Sun: Listen, I don’t want to disown you again, please don’t.
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link-sans-specs · 5 months
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We interrupt this closeup of Rhett for a...
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Mostly out-of-frame sans-specs eye rub. 🤷‍♀️
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Can We Guess Which Gatorades Were Combined?
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