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phantomrapiera month ago
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DM: you come across the fallen giant's lost bugel, the Jallrhorn. You can s--
Bard: how big is it?
DM: ... pretty big. Like... giant-sized.
Bard: can i try to play it and see what happens?
DM:
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Bard:
Party:
DM: roll for acrobatics
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theminttua month ago
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I also did the cover for DnD鈥檚 and Critical Role鈥檚 Call of the Netherdeep, so that鈥檚 fun! Adventures await next year...
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brewerssupplies27 days ago
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Hello! May I present: the Hexslinger! A half-caster who slings spells and magic as well as they sling guns, they are able to imbue their firearms and ammunition with their magic. They also know special magical rites known as hexcrafts which vary in type and usage. Some hexcrafts allow them to create potions, to curse their foes, to enchant their firearms, or to even summon a spectral train engine to run down your foes! Hope you enjoy my take on a gunslinger-type class!
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siobhanromee7 months ago
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Maybe this is a hot take, but I feel like white people should just leave racism out of their d&d setting. Like this is a fantasy setting, racism doesn鈥檛 need to be there. You can just leave racism out. Also if you want to be like聽鈥淲ell the racism gives conflict鈥 or some shit a) using racism simply as a plot point is pretty gross and b) you can still have xenophobia/ dislike of people from other countries/nations without making race a factor. Like your wizard may hate people from Fake-America, but like don鈥檛 make the all elves despise all the orcs or some shit.
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phantomrapiera month ago
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The forbidden d6
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bbfangza month ago
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had a dream last night that my gf and i were watching the new campaign of critical role live in person (they'd sold tickets to it like a football game) except Matt, Travis, and Ashley were nowhere to be seen. In Matt's place was some girl wearing a wig that slightly resembled his hair and the other chairs were filled by the cr cast's children. The campaign was ultimately so boring that my gf got mad and left and I, in an attempt to get the group's attention, stood up too abruptly only to crash headlong into their table, sending dice flying. It was at that moment that girl matt in a wig gave me the role of "new Ashley" and said my gf could dm if she ever showed back up. Also Laura's new character was a halfling knight with huge breasts, full makeup, and a high ponytail. Her name was Cobbleblonk. Additionally, Taliesin's new character was just naked Mollymauk in a green suit jacket and glasses with several more sets of horns. His occupation was therapist and his name was Twinkle.
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lazycatdice5 months ago
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馃挏 galaxy starfire 馃挏
~ purple dice with blue mylar flakes and silver numbers ~
my other dice
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brewerssupplies22 days ago
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Hello! I added a new subclass for Hexslinger and 11 new hexcrafts! I believe that there are now around 29 hexcrafts for the class in total! There is now a hexcraft for empowering your bullets for each of the different damage types outside of bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing damage.
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niqhtlord014 months ago
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Humans are Weird: D&D Part 3
( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps) Human Barbarian: I roll to decapitate the shop keeper. Alien DM: Is there a reason you keep on decapitating LITERALLY everyone you meet? Barbarian: My character can鈥檛 die unless he falls in battle. Alien DM: But they aren鈥檛 battles if you kill them in one blow. Barbarian: True, but my guy has been around for hundreds of years and now just kills people for fun. Alien DM: *Looks at other party members* Is this normal? Wizard: Honestly it鈥檚 pretty tame for a barbarian. Rogue: At least he鈥檚 not the bard that became a necromancer. Alien: What happened with them? Wizard: They became a necromancer just so they could woo the woman that killed herself after talking to him. Alien: *Looks at Necromancer* Really? Necromancer: I was very proud of my seduction streak and I wasn鈥檛 about to let death break it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alien: Why do you always pick humanoid characters? Alien: Why not team up with something that is as large as a bear? Thief: We used to have a Loxodon fighter in the party, didn鈥檛 end well. Alien: What happened? Monk: We got trapped in a room flooding with water and only one way out. Warlock: The Loxodon insisted on going first through the doorway because they were afraid of water, but then became wedged in the tiny frame and couldn鈥檛 get free. Alien: How did you escape? Monk: We didn鈥檛; we all drowned to death. Alien: If you all died then how are you here talking with me? Thief: Let鈥檚 just say we owe a man of questionable magic practices a lot of money. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Warrior: Wizard, cast fireball on my sword! Alien Wizard: Why? Warrior: So it will catch on fire and do fire damage as well! DM: I鈥檒l allow it. Alien Wizard: Okay. *rolls a nat 20* DM: Your fireball impacts the sword dead on and melts it instantly. Warrior: What? DM: What do you think happens to cheap metal after it鈥檚 been super-heated? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
DM: As you sift through the remains of the now fallen lich lord you come across his most powerful weapon. Alien players: *getting excited* DM: A cursed blade slaked in the blood of a thousand thousand victims, each one adding their strength to whomever wields this mighty blade; the most powerful weapon you have ever come across. Alien players: *Really excited now* Alien warrior: Does it have a name? DM: *Nods* It is called鈥︹he Bunny Fluffer. Alien warrior: What? You can鈥檛 be serious. DM: I did say it was a curse blade. Alien: How can a blade called the 鈥淏unny Fluffer鈥 be cursed?!? DM: Every time you use it in battle you must loudly announce that you are attacking with the bunny fluffer. Alien warrior: You monster! That鈥檚 so evi- Alien warrior: *Now realizing why it is cursed* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Human: If I feed a Locathah sushi, am I committing a hate crime or unknowingly making them a cannibal? Alien DM: WTF man?!?!? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Human DM: You find yourself in a very suspicious village. Alien: You can鈥檛 just label an entire town as suspicious. Human: Roll a perception check then. Alien: *Rolls 20* Human DM: You see the town square barren save for a giant stone slab at the very center, the surface of it covered in strange red glyphs that seem to bleed the longer you stare at it. Human DM: The towns people all full length cloaks that hide their appearance with hoods so deep you cannot make out a single detail of their faces. They speak no words nor make a sound as they shift and to and fro between the buildings. Human DM: You stare up at the sky and see it thick with grey clouds that appear to bulge and retract randomly as if they are holding something within. Alien: Alright, alright, we get it. Alien: No need to be so on the nose about it. Human: You walked passed a mass murder drenched in blood because one of you saw the bar tenders dog run outside and wanted to go pet it. Human DM: I take no chances now. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alien DM: You find yourself locked in the mansion, the body of the host laying across the ballroom floor as all the guests and staff look on. Alien DM: Any one of them could be the killer. Human Warlock: I say we lock all the doors and burn the house down. Human Paladin: What? Human Rogue: That鈥檚 a bit extreme. Warlock: Listen, I鈥檒l cast a spell that will make anyone with a guilt free conscious fire resistant. Warlock: That way when the house is on fire only the killer will catch fire and everyone else would be safe. Rogue: I guess that might work鈥. Paladin: Still鈥 Warlock: Look, I鈥檒l even stay inside to prove how trust worthy it is while you all wait outside and bar the doors. Paladin: Very well. *some time later after the mansion burned down* *Party sees only the warlock remaining among the ashes* Paladin: Impossible! Paladin: They couldn鈥檛 all have been the killer! Warlock: True, but their minds were not guilt free so I鈥檓 afraid they caught fire. Rogue: So you knowingly just had us kill an entire mansion鈥檚 worth of people. Paladin: How are you still alive?! Warlock: Simple; I did not feel the slightest bit guilty about it. Warlock: *Proceeds to remove an artifact that collects the souls of the recently deceased* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alien DM: Pick your characters. Human: I am a Halfling necromancer. Human 2: I am an elf necromancer. Human 3: I am a human necromancer. Alien: Seriously?! Alien: Does no one want to be something else? Human 4: I am an orc shaman. Alien: Well thank y- Human 4: That dabbles in necromancy. Alien: Gods damnit! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Human DM: And with that you have finally slain the great dragon Human DM: The town of Scabersburgs will forever be in your debt. Alien Wizard: That was a stupid encounter, let鈥檚 end it here. *Human DM makes note as the group leaves for the night* *Next week鈥檚 encounter* Human DM: You return to find the town of Scaversburg in the grips of a deadly plague. Human DM: The town鈥檚 folk are being driven mad as over the last few days many of them have begun growing scales across their body, talons where their fingers once were, and some have even begun sprouting lizard like wings and tails. Human DM: As they see you all return to the village their collective shouts of anger roar across the town as the entire city springs forth to hunt you down. Alien Wizard: Wait what!? Alien Wizard: I call bullshit; how could this suddenly happen?! Human DM: Well, if you had waited long enough to hear the dragons dying words he placed a powerful curse on his blood that any who should drink of it shall become as he once was. Alien Wizard: That鈥檚 still bullshit! Alien Wizard: No way the villagers would just walk up to a dead dragon and drink its blood. Human DM: Unless because you failed to dispose of the body the blood seeped into the ground and mixed with the towns water supply, thus contaminating everyone. *Group angrily looks at Wizard that encouraged them to leave early* Human DM: Roll for initiative. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alien DM: As you make camp deep within the frost mountains of Galgieth you find that your provisions bag has torn open and you have no food to eat. Alien DM: Unless you act quickly you will starve to death. Wizard: I got this. Wizard: *Turns to barbarian* Wizard: Cut off my left arm. Barbarian: Done! *rolls a nat 20* Alien DM: *Confused* You chop off the left arm of your wizard, the limb falling lifelessly to the ground as spouts of blood pour out. Wizard: I cast regeneration to regrow my severed limb. *Rolls a nat 20* Alien DM: *Still confused* Your left arm grows back as if it was never gone. Wizard: I put my severed limb over the open fire to cook. Alien DM: You want to turn your party into cannibals? Rogue: Wouldn鈥檛 be the first time.
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l-a-l-o-u8 months ago
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some d&d portrait commissions 鈾
owners: Asthyn (fire genasi),聽 Raverenn (triton), Gianna (tiefling),聽 Rowscara (human)
get your own on Etsy or check out my commission info!
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