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headspace-hotel · 12 hours ago
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My brother took a nap for like 20 minutes and woke up completely disoriented thinking it was the next day and we are laughing at him
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maybeitsasine · 2 days ago
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sick in bed and watched The Sopranos before trying to sleep last night, then proceeded to have a fever dream in which all of my body parts were fighting because they owed each other money and were taking hits out on each other. woke up in a cold sweat after my knee had just tied cinder blocks to my elbow and thrown it off the back of a speed boat
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abyssofburningmemories · 4 months ago
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ashzanders · 5 months ago
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i had a dream the other night that they made kingdom hearts 4 except it looked like sonic adventure 2 battle and the only part I distinctly remember is going into the hero Chao garden, talking to simba, and being sent on a fetch quest after something called, "The chalice of gods tears" after it had been stolen by the Animaniacs. Please refer to image below.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 months ago
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Some stoner guy and a stuck-up preppy lady were arguing about communism???
When I showed up this morning to check my Tumblr feed, I found a video that basically was my dream, word for word.
I’ve never been more concerned and confused in my entire life.
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fandomlifeofsara · a year ago
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I had a dream that there was a new meme with silhouettes and vague texts. It looked something like this:
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I don’t know what it was about but it scared me so much I woke up
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daydreaming-cheese-weasel · 4 months ago
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i had a dream that it was like this new shitpost trend on tumblr to make fun of different government war machines by focusing on their wires??
like “oh yeah that’s a cool nuclear bomb ig. what color are the wires”
or “would you rather have a TANK or WIRES”
or “behind every great grenade launcher is cool wires”
actually im not even sure this was a dream tbh
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logophile-teen · 3 months ago
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have u ever had a romantic dream about someone u know & woke up with a huge temporary crush on them & you're like where DID THIS COME FROM??
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peachcabaret · 9 months ago
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dont-fuck-koalas · a year ago
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In my dream I was asked to write a 3 page long essay and submit it in 2 hours. I woke up. Wrote the essay, opened the school website and then realised... Oh
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oliviarampaige · a year ago
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“So heavy I fell through the Earth”
Dragon god from a dream I had. I remember vividly that it had no lower body, just a spine that tapered off and a longhorn skull. ❦
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fruit-teeth · 3 months ago
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Last night I dreamt that there was a new animated TF2 short up on YouTube, but I only remember 2 things about it: first, Heavy and Medic had to battle some old woman who had a machine gun. They stopped fighting when the woman said that her back hurt, and Heavy gave her a massage. Afterwards, she was like, “okay I’m on your side now :)”. Her name was ‘Duchess Machine Gun’ or something like that.
Second, there was a really long scene of Sniper trying to explain to Pyro what a ‘meme’ was. The whole scene was also shot in black and white for some reason.
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abyssofburningmemories · 5 months ago
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mossyonmars · 3 months ago
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had a dream that someone told me I wasn't a real Neil Cicierega fan if I didn't know about his Netflix series.....then they showed me the trailer for the series and it was just some dude who owned a barber shop that SECRETLY also cuts hair for aliens...... secretly....like there was a human in the chair getting their hair cut or smth and when no one was looking some furry green alien drops out of the ceiling on top of the human that was still there... and they start shaving it's green fur off. Then the barber turns to the camera and does a thumbs up
also in the credits........ Neil Cicierega was the only name credited. He played all the characters and did all the writing and camera work and all that... It was so comedic
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beer-ry · 3 months ago
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www.help.666.com
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youkaiyume · a month ago
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I had a dream last night that I was house sitting in France for a lovely lady named Molly while she was out on holiday with her kids. She had a vintage mint colored muscle car that she parked outside of her house that I was admiring while looking out her front window and as I did, a tall man pulled behind it and parked his car, then proceeded to walk by and whistled at the muscle car. I poked my head out the window and said “Sir, can I help you???” but he ignored me. 
He then said to himself “I bet I can open this up real easy.” took out something in his pocket, jiggled with the door lock and proceeded to just hop in the car and drove off??? I ran out and kind of stood there as he peeled around the corner in shock. I thought about calling the owner but thought TIME WAS OF THE ESSENCE and called the police instead.
The french operator on the other line was very patient with me and I explained that I was a foreigner housesitting and that my client’s car was just stolen and she responded with “SACRE BLEU! We must fix this at once, time is of the essence!” and I was like THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!! and I think I fell in love with her a little.
Anyway the guy’s car that he abandoned for the Muscle car was still there and I read the license plate and all the info I could find on it for the operator. I guess this is where a gap forms in the dream as some dreams do as maybe during that detective montage I left the house and sleuthed around and then came back to find that owner had returned!! And that the car was also sitting innocently back in in front of her house.
The operator lady was still on the phone with me this entire time and she was just as confused as I was. When I ran inside the house looked like it was ransacked, with broken glass all over that I distinctly remembered sidestepping. I thought someone had robbed the house, but Molly, the owner came flouncing out as if nothing was wrong. I asked her what happened and how did she get her stolen car back. But she was really dismissive like I was crazy and said there was a note in the car that explained everything. The operator on the other side listening was very suspicious at this point and was like ‘maybe that carnapper was her husband, mon dieu.’ and that this was all some elaborate test or setup to see how good I was of a house sitter.
Anyway, I woke up trying to find that note that explained why the fuck any of this happened. Sorry for wasting like five mins of your morning for this mildly unsolved mystery. But shoutout to that French operator who was my detective partner that entire dream.
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forests-and-hoes · 5 months ago
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how did you get here?
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france-in-your-pants · a year ago
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@one-time-i-dreamt
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deadwriter16 · 9 months ago
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i cannot BELIEVE i never told whoever reads my tumblr posts about this one fever dream i had in which bkdk became canon after chapter 318 and bnha turned into a bakudeku yaoi manga with absolutely no warning or transition from horikoshi and it was the funnest thing ever
like…can you IMAGINE if we lived in that timeline. the outrage. it would be so hilarious
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ashzanders · 2 months ago
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had a dream last night that a new silent hill game came out and the final boss was YungBlud but he was a fucked up junji ito monster and his catchphrase was just, "That's roight luv, im a fookin spoider now innit! im fookin WEIRD!"
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