Buck: I am an adult. I can adult like the best of them.
Hen: Last I heard, Eddie manages both of your finances.
Buck: That's where you're wrong, because Eddie can't math either — we get Maddie to help us in exchange for emergency babysitting duties.
Hen: ...Huh. Well played.
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Mentors balancing things
Barbie in a Mermaid Tale (2010) vs Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
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I did a lot of impulsive things last year for the Grishaverse, many of which had immediate fun benefits (I got to have drinks with Kit! I got hugs from Kit!). But buying Netflix shares just so I could write them annoyed letters about the Shadow and Bone and Six of Crows cancellations as a concerned shareholder was probably the silliest. Stupidest? Most irrational? I don't hold enough stock to be significant but when folks say companies listen to shareholders...maybe my wee voice backed by held stock will help the deluge of other fan mail. No mourners no funerals.
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sometimes I think that the weirdest flex of my life is that my high-school boyfriend named the daughter he recently had specifically after me and as much as I want to joke about it like # right person wrong time, # some people never stop loving you, I just think that idk, if I was his wife I would be a single parent
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How the heck do content creators who get consistantly over like... 10 000+ interactions on their stuff manage? I've had a handful of posts over ~10 000 notes and each time I start sweating bullets sjejekfkgkh. OTL
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Buzz: The next person who says 'weird flex but okay' is going to get a kick to the shin.
Mira: Preposterous boast but alas.
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Anything is edible if you try hard enough
How many of you guys have eaten something that is either not food or absolutely horrendous?
I’ll go first.
I’ve eaten around six poker chips, seventeen staples, three coins, grass, raw poultry (which is extremely dangerous, and more!
(never try any of these things at home, okay? they’re very dangerous. I’m an exception. I am just a horrific monstrosity. whose stomach can dissolve steel.)
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I’m a Pisces sun & Leo moon and I like to listen to sad songs, act heartbroken and pretend I’m in a music video when I’m bored.
What’s your weirdest habit?
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have spent a while now where my wifi isnt loading anything Except tumblr
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LAST THING but one thing that made me laugh was they had a q&a section and like half the people started out saying "I've been a fan since the buzzfeed days" and it was like.....girl that was like 2 years ago....half the people here are wearing buzzfeed unsolved merch...
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Putting spicy-shirtless Des as Discord propic where the people you work with can see it is on another level of bravery (or stupidity).
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I dont mean to flex but P rank Cerberus on violent
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