#weird food

[oddarette]

Wow look at how sparkly it is! Yes, keep paying attention to the sparkles. The contents? You don’t need to know that. Just look at those sparkles!

#art #illustration #my art #digital art #artists of tumblr #weird food #spam

[alanaisalive]

Shamelessly stolen from the Stardew Valley subreddit:

#stardew valley #poll #weird food

[legbootlegit]

Trying pig nog for the first time. Can any Canadians confirm that this is the right way to prepare?

#egg nog #foodie #weird food #christmas #foodblogger #vegan

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hey does tumblr have an Official Plant because if not I have a submission to make, a very strong contender for this site!

May I present to you the genus: Amorphophallus.

Yes, Amorpho-phallus, literally Greek for the 'shapeless penis' plant.

It's the tallest flower in the world! The magnificent Shapeless Penis, dwarfing grown-ass adults with a flower that grows up to 8.2 feet, is a sight to behold.

It's also called the corpse flower, or corpse bride flower, because this beauty has "a strong odour of rotting human flesh". We love that here on tumblr.

Edit: Just found out that it is also known as the Devil's Tongue and Voodoo Lily or Voodoo Plant. So. Do with that what you will.

The root of some of these Amorphophallic beauties is edible (I've seen them lurking creepily at grocery stores, the grocer usually grabs an axe and slams it into the root to split it and sell a part). This root is known as the elephant foot yam, which is fitting, because it is large, malformed, and disturbingly hairy.

Idk a plant named shapeless penis that has an eight foot flower that smells like rotting human flesh and a hairy edible root that can grow heavier than a toddler seems very on brand for tumblr.

Here you go:

@queermarzipan thank you for inspiring this by teaching me about bell peppers.

#weirdly specific but ok #asmi #tumblr culture #plantblr #weird plants #amorphophallus #elephant foot yam #yam #idk #hello tumblr #hellsite #tumblr stuff #shitpost #very scientific shitpost #vegetables #weird food

[cerealkiller740]

1953 Morton Salt ad, honestly never had an apple with salt and never thought it was a thing. 🤔

#1953 #Morton #salt #Apple #fruit #weird food #cerealkiller #vintage food #food #vintage advertising #vintage magazine #kitchen #magazine #1950s #50s #50s ads

[madwoodland]

crystal curry for dinner, saline implant pancakes for breakfast and lava ice cream for dessert!

my forbidden snack designs!

#weird food #food art #forbidden snack #curry #pancakes #art #ice cream #crystals #illustration #prop design #food

[copperbadge]

I don't think I've won any but fortunately my favorite horrible food website has a review!

Also they are diabolical:

Out of the bag, French's Mustard Skittles have a faint mustard-y aroma. They look more or less like Lemon Skittles, which means, if you're feeling mischievous, you can sneak these into a bag of regular Skittles for someone to discover later.

The review is brief, so if you don't want to click the link the upshot is:

They have the same elements as regular Skittles, including the chewy center, crispy shell, and sweet and tart fruity base. However, overlaying that base is the uncanny taste of mustard--horseradish-like and tangy with a spicy mustard kick that takes a moment to hit you. It's weirdly impressive and puzzling combination.

#food #mustard #weird food #skittles #your daily news digest

[balloons-and-shadows]

Weird cultural poll time:

P.S. please specify in the tags which country or culture you're from, and maybe explain the dish if you feel like it?

#I think its mostly a European thing? #polls and research #tumblr polls #not languages #please reblog #weird food

[devour-outhouse39]

hot sauce on bubble gum

#weird food #bubble gum #hot sauce #foodie

[wittywallflower]

Finally getting around to posting my thoughts on the new Minnesota State Fair foods

2023: The Year The Pickles Went Too Far

There’s already a lot of pickles going on (deep fried pickle chips, my beloved), but honestly part of the state fair experience is taking a flavor and beating it into the ground. This year pickle was the primary target. (disclaimer: I only like pickles a little, so maybe these sound amazing to someone who loves pickles. if that’s the case... come to the fair next month and try some!)

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The worst offenders:

(the Miami Mango might not even be terrible, but I’m imagine an unpleasantly-warm pickle on a hot day and then its also the wrong kinda sweet)

everything else here can fuck right off

The pickles I ain’t mad about and might actually try:

the Perfect Pickle chips are good, no reason to think pickle fries wouldnt be. And the cheese curd tacos are decent, but could stand the extra flavor

And other items, either appetizing or monstrous (maybe both?):

First some stuff I actually want to try:

(as a cotton candy connoisseur, I am just here for the unique flavors, esp that blackberry jam flavor)

Umm, maybe??:

these both sound good but no way would i want more than three bites of either, so i probably wont try them unless i am with someone who wants to share.

Things that make you go “hmm”:

so unnecessary. how many flavors do you need in one donut?

the real reason rural midwestern white folks don’t season their food is because they blow out their tastebuds every summer

hmm…

you’re telling me the cereal is an essential element of this dish and not just there for a cheeky bit of aesthetic?

(I wonder if next year is going to be the Year of Cereal, its creeping into more and more things)

#Minnesota #state fair #weird food #(i formatted this post so nicely so the pics were all the same size and in neat grids. tumblr said 'haha fuck you')

[oddarette]

Corndogcicle... For the folks who prefer their corndogs frozen and noncylindrical. Idk why I felt this was such a great idea.

#Weird food #my art #Corndog #fantasy eats

[rumforall]

#jello #jello mold #vintage food #jello palace #weird food

[legbootlegit]

Trying pig nog

#canadian #weird food #foodporn #cocktails #recipes #tasty

[void-of-nonsense]

Thinking about that 'they hated jesus for he spoke the truth' meme but its me eating chocolate chip cookies with cheese and chives dip

#void words #voidwords #food #weirdfood #weird food #delicious

[humshummerypoot]

I am one of those people that will never admit to themself or anyone that they have a crush but y’all even I couldn’t deny it after I was talking with them and found out that they are tempted to eat crickets off the sidewalk because “then they wouldn’t be loud anymore” and instead of that being an ick I thought it was cute?? like hello?? shouldn’t I be absolutely repulsed?? no I guess we find that endearing yes we do oh dear please someone help me

#help #dank humor #humor #humour #long live the current ruler of Britain #college #college life #funny post #funnytumblr #relationship #crushcore #crush tag #crush #crushes #unrequited crush #ick #what is wrong with me #cricket #weird stuff #weird food

[burry-penguin]

What in the american is cheese burger pasta???

#and I say this AS AN AMERICAN WHOSE NEVER LEFT AMERICA #like #WHY #america #cheese burger #weird food #food #noodles #i really dont know how to tag this